Am i gettin this right?

[yorkie]

Now ive tried puttin my finger up my ass (and my bfs) but...well... It always comes out with...erm shit on it really
What am i doing wrong? Cuz it doesnt happen in the movies...hell they even suck them so do you have to do anything special?

[Leprachaun]

either youve got long fingers or your just doing it at the wrong time. byy that i mean a little while before you go for a shit. but i might be wrong.

[Mr. Awesome]

Dont take movies as your guide to sex. it dosnt really happen like that. As the other poster said. take a no.2 before you do it. if it bothers you put a johnny(condom) over your fingers

[Fusion]

Take a *dump* before you anally masturbate this should clear the crap, know to aim at your prostate gland you need to point your finger/s towards you stomach :)

[Jagador]

Take a *dump* before you anally masturbate this should clear the crap, know to aim at your prostate gland you need to point your finger/s towards you stomach :)

Taking a dump befor anal masturbation is bad. You will only put more crap on your fingers. From what i have read, your suppose to put warm water and soap inside some sort of container that has a a squeezable plastic and a pump time (like a soap bottle) that won't harm your anus's inside. Put it the pump tip in, and squeeze and hold the liquid, then release... im reading this off of a site i found... not going to post cuz it has bad photos not ment for this site

[nick]

I dont want to go into details here, this thread is a bit graphic for me! pm if you want to ask, i dont find that particular problem.

[Θάνατος]

I don't want to go into details here, this thread is a bit graphic for me! pm if you want to ask, i don't find that particular problem.

Yeah a very good idea.

You can PM me too if you want. In order to tell you properly I would have to go into too much graphic detail ans possibly get this thread locked.

But simply you need to have a bowel movement before trying anal sex of any kind including fingering.

[anime Freak]

i always just wait until thier is not feeling of having to take a crap

[Giles]

Taking a dump befor anal masturbation is bad. You will only put more crap on your fingers. From what i have read, your suppose to put warm water and soap inside some sort of container that has a a squeezable plastic and a pump time (like a soap bottle) that won't harm your anus's inside. Put it the pump tip in, and squeeze and hold the liquid, then release... im reading this off of a site i found... not going to post cuz it has bad photos not ment for this site

Woah! bad idea, I would never ever "pump" anything into my ass...

I dont want to go into details here, this thread is a bit graphic for me! pm if you want to ask, i dont find that particular problem.

I might not be a 1000+ poster *sighs* but u can pm me if you like.

[Jagador]

Woah! bad idea, I would never ever "pump" anything into my ass...



I might not be a 1000+ poster *sighs* but u can pm me if you like.

Well, its the only way to actually clean your inside, but in order for me to go into further detail or to send you the site im looking at, PM me, but i have to ask an Administrator if it is ok for me to forward the link to whoever asks before i actually send it and get banned

[Grey fox]

1 - Well DUH! What do you think your anus is for?!!?!

2 - In the movies they douche beforehand ( I saw this really good documentary on sex ed a while back, and they had male porn stars talking about cleansing practices and how porn should not be believed because they are actors and it is fake.) This is a process of forcibly squirting soapy water into the anus, basically an enema, and is apparently VERY MESSY. It has a lot of negative health effects associated with it though, so I don't recommend trying it.

[Giles]

Well, its the only way to actually clean your inside, but in order for me to go into further detail or to send you the site im looking at, PM me, but i have to ask an Administrator if it is ok for me to forward the link to whoever asks before i actually send it and get banned

well i disagree.. Pump ANYTHING into your ass at your own risk. But if you come out with even wierder things wrong then Don't say I didn't warn you.

[Cromm]

Enemas (flushing the bowels with water) are common in the porn industry, and have no significant side effects when administered properly. 'Fleet' is the brand name of one of the more popular brands of disposible enemas. Get one of those if you're concerned about hygene.

Better yet: just use a glove. It's easier, and there's less chance of you spilling toilet water on the bathroom floor.

[Giles]

Enemas (flushing the bowels with water) are common in the porn industry, and have no significant side effects when administered properly. 'Fleet' is the brand name of one of the more popular brands of disposible enemas. Get one of those if you're concerned about hygene.

Better yet: just use a glove. It's easier, and there's less chance of you spilling toilet water on the bathroom floor.

Im still not convinedm it doesnt sound healthy.

[Cromm]

Well, if you do really stupid things (http://www.well.com/~cynsa/cement.html) with enemas they can be dangerous; but it's a common procedure, and complications are rare (http://www.medicineonline.com/articles/e/2/Enema.html).

By all means, don't take my word for it, look it up yourself. :)

[Jagador]

well i disagree.. Pump ANYTHING into your ass at your own risk. But if you come out with even wierder things wrong then Don't say I didn't warn you.

Aie.. you will only be puttin water in there.. and it only cleans...err... dun want to go into too much detail, but yeaa.. only cleans a little portion. not so much that you get it stuck.... and its a type of thingy that you pump soap into your hands....o-o

[gagemeaker]

try taking a poo b4 u do it. and dont dig for gold