funny penis story

[iSX4man08]

i am a 17 yr old male and i am writing this story for all the guys that think their dick is or small or are worried about their size. This is a true story but first let me tell u some stuff about me. Its nothing special and it short but it shows ur penis size varies alot

I am a swimmer and my dick is average size 4 inches soft 6 hard and i am cut. So im not huge but im not small either. This story took place at my first water polo practice of this season. I guess the pool had a broken boiler so it was insanely cold that day. After swimming likea set of 10 100's i got out to sit and rest and i noticed my penis felt like it was positioned weird (i was wearing a speedo so wasnt very comfortable to begin with) anyways as i went to adjust its position i looked in my suit and i guess my dick hadnt been exposed to such cold temperatures in a while so when i saw it the shrinkage was so bad my dick was maybe half an inch and it shrunk down so much i had foreskin. So basically my dick got so tiny it looked like an uncut penis it was freakishly small. I just laughed i thought it was funny b/c i have never seen it so small.

remember im a guy with a good 6 inches of meat everyones penis varies in size at different times with different conditions

[RenamedUser]

And...? :what:

[Fusion]

A mod needs to lock this

Yes it happens to the best of cut guys, you mustn't of been cut to tightly and left enough foreskin for that to happen

[diamond jetstream]

WTF...? whats the point of this and what makes it funny:confused:

[kenshin8106]

yup happens to us all, damn cold water

[Giles]

Oh... hilarious. And the point of this was...?

[Xunji]

What the muck..

[Kaleidoscope Eyes]

In the future, brad, please use the report button to report a thread you feel should be locked instead of posting about it. That will bring it to a moderator's attention and get the problem checked out. Since we can't read every single thread to scan for posts mentioning that sort of thing, the report button is your best option.

Anywho, this thread isn't really getting any relevant responses, just a lot of "wtf"s.
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