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AdamTheAce
September 4th, 2009, 12:37 PM
Every morning I wake up I always have an erection. I'm now getting annoyed. Even If I Have Masturbated The Night Before. And I Would Die If I Was Walked In On. Does anybody else get this problem?
Thanks
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england123
September 4th, 2009, 12:43 PM
I wake up with an erection some mornings, and i think a lot of people do as well. Some people think it is because of sexual dreams, while others because you need a pee. Whichever it is, it should settle down as you get older.
Jake11
September 4th, 2009, 12:56 PM
Happens to a lot of people.
Don't get annoyed by it, it just happens.
Not much to do about it. Completely natural though.
YourFriend
September 4th, 2009, 12:58 PM
Every single morning.
Contra
September 4th, 2009, 01:00 PM
It happens to me too, it's puberty. We just have to deal with it, but I know, they're annoying!
ThatCanadianGuy
September 4th, 2009, 01:39 PM
It happens to me too, it's puberty. We just have to deal with it, but I know, they're annoying!
It's not JUST puberty. You can expect this to happen for most of your adult life! I wake up with an erection nearly every single morning. There's nothing you can really do about it, just lay down on your side so no one will see it when they come to wake you up in the morning :rolleyes:
JackOfClubs
September 4th, 2009, 02:40 PM
Thats completely normal, most people get that. And it is really annoying. There isn't really a way to prevent it, it just happens. Just stay in bed, under the sheets until it goes away.
Joshm5816
September 4th, 2009, 05:28 PM
I'm pretty sure it's called morning wood. My theory is it's because you start to move around more and get the blood flowing. And that extra blood flow at the time results in that morning boner, I get them too.
jzmajor
September 4th, 2009, 06:16 PM
I think it is that you have jsut spent 8 hours or so not doing anything sexual.
stef
September 4th, 2009, 06:19 PM
it happens to me also every morning but after piss it comes down :)
CoolBri94
September 4th, 2009, 06:41 PM
Every morning
tripolar
September 4th, 2009, 07:17 PM
It's not a problem its very common and it happens to a lot of people (me too) don't worry about it, that's morning wood for you. :D
theOperaGhost
September 4th, 2009, 07:19 PM
Happens to every guy...The average male...not just boys in puberty, but men too, get about 4 erections during their sleep.
Mr. Awesome
September 4th, 2009, 09:32 PM
Good old 'Morning Glory'. Unfortunatly for you, you have no control over it.
I have noticed that as i have gotten older they have tended to occur less.
So yeah its just something you have to deal with, its all part of growing up, and even as an adult you will get morning glory, just maybe a little less often
Aves
September 4th, 2009, 09:48 PM
heard of "morning wood"? it's normal
kdddd
September 4th, 2009, 09:53 PM
yeah this is called morning wood, but there is nothing you can do about it, but i understand why you would not want anyone seeing it
Ortizitthisone
September 4th, 2009, 10:39 PM
It can be a bit embarrassing depending on the situation, but it's something that many guys go through. I have noticed it happen a little bit less now that I'm in my later teens, but it's just part of life. An erection is a natural bodily function and it's not something to be overly embarrassed about, especially when you're asleep and there's nothing you can do about it.
Jagador
September 4th, 2009, 11:24 PM
Its common, heck so what my mom says, my dad still gets it.( EWWW SO GROOSSSS.. i didn't want to know that) Any who, i get it also, every morning, if not every morning, then every other morning
tomy
September 6th, 2009, 08:11 PM
Let me tell you, This is totally normal.... The same exact thing happens to me. It doesn't matter if you masturbated the night before. Sometimes you might have a sexual dream, but then forget it.. And then get an erection.
Totally normal
Tom!
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bluebird384
December 9th, 2009, 09:30 PM
i would get an erection when we were in gym class , dam thats hard to hide that when it happens.
donidoni111
December 9th, 2009, 10:34 PM
It happens to me too. I thought it was cause I needed to JO but most times its cause I have to pee so I cant JO..Dont worry it happens to everyone.
Kitty Purry
December 9th, 2009, 10:40 PM
Every morning for me too it's called morning wood it will happen to you all of ur life
strata8
December 9th, 2009, 10:56 PM
Oh, come on. This thread is over 3 months old, guys.
ACQD139F83J
December 16th, 2009, 03:50 AM
perfectly normal, I wank every morning before I get out of bed and make sure I have enough blankets that no one could tell if they did come in.
gone
December 16th, 2009, 10:13 AM
Morning wood
they dont say "RISE and shine" for nothing
haha :P
zack0507
December 16th, 2009, 05:09 PM
most blokes get it
i love it
MusicallyObsessedBoi
December 16th, 2009, 05:14 PM
No. It takes me forever to fall asleep so I sit there and masturbate until I'm tired. It works!
Giles
December 16th, 2009, 05:43 PM
Morning Wood
Morning Glory
Afterburner
It's totally natural. I'd imagine that almost every teen gets it at some point.
There's not allot you can do about it, Other than masturbate it then.
foreva_young
January 20th, 2010, 11:29 PM
its definitely normal, i used to wake up with them EVERY morning, but now i hardly ever do. also, my teacher said that our bodies give us erections in our sleep if we ate/drank too much before we went to bed, because erections stop us from pissing.
Memory
January 21st, 2010, 06:30 AM
I get erections every morning. I get a lot of unexpected erections at school as well :(
Tommy221
January 21st, 2010, 09:17 AM
I also have an erection every morning...be happy...your cock is working ;)
The Batman
January 21st, 2010, 12:44 PM
please don't bump old threads :locked:
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