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Impact13
September 2nd, 2009, 09:11 PM
Has anyone stuck their penis out of the window and started to masturbate in mid-air? i have its awesome :yeah:

*Please don't include graphic details. ~Kaleidoscope Eyes*

Jagador
September 2nd, 2009, 09:12 PM
haven't tried it because my window is right in front of my house where everyone in my neighborhood can see.. so yea...i don't even bother

Impact13
September 2nd, 2009, 09:15 PM
me too thats the exhilarating part lol

Bluearmy
September 2nd, 2009, 10:07 PM
That is terrible, can you image?!?!

"WHat a beutiful day! The sun is out, not a cloud in the sky. Just strolling with my dog thourgh the nice neighborhood.

Hey... what is that guy doing near that windo... oh my god.

Jagador
September 2nd, 2009, 10:08 PM
That is terrible, can you image?!?!

"WHat a beutiful day! The sun is out, not a cloud in the sky. Just strolling with my dog thourgh the nice neighborhood.

Hey... what is that guy doing near that windo... oh my god.

HAHAHA ROFL!! oh man... thats histarical, and i totally agree.. Again LMAO

Silent
September 2nd, 2009, 10:10 PM
loololololol

iceyfresh
September 2nd, 2009, 10:20 PM
Umm no

Impact13
September 2nd, 2009, 10:51 PM
LOL.....just for a little bit of clarification I sometimes do this at night

teenanx94
September 2nd, 2009, 10:54 PM
omfg... dude even though you do it at night what if you were caught? I would never risk that.

Jagador
September 2nd, 2009, 10:57 PM
LOL.....just for a little bit of clarification I sometimes do this at night

Even though you do it at night, you get those random people who can't sleep and stroll for a walk. Not to mention that every neighborhood as a neighborhood watch, so there will be someone who is always on the watch just incase something happens.

Impact13
September 2nd, 2009, 11:27 PM
LOL i know the adrenaline is awesome

OneManArmy
September 3rd, 2009, 02:52 AM
ummm what happens if ur caught? u get into a shit load of shit. so no thx

YourFriend
September 3rd, 2009, 04:02 AM
Not me...

NVerson
September 3rd, 2009, 05:22 AM
That is terrible, can you image?!?!

"WHat a beutiful day! The sun is out, not a cloud in the sky. Just strolling with my dog thourgh the nice neighborhood.

Hey... what is that guy doing near that windo... oh my god.

So Funny lol:D

strata8
September 3rd, 2009, 08:23 AM
Yeah, I'd hate to be walking under that window.

stef
September 3rd, 2009, 12:40 PM
nope xD

Corruption
September 3rd, 2009, 12:45 PM
Yeah, I'd hate to be walking under that window.

i know right? You can get cumed on...gross.Ive tried to do it but the air was so cold it turned me off.

england123
September 3rd, 2009, 01:34 PM
Umm no

same for me.

Aηdy
September 3rd, 2009, 01:42 PM
If the police drive by I'm sure they'll happily do you for indecent exposure. It's just wrong and very stupid.

theOperaGhost
September 3rd, 2009, 01:51 PM
This is one of the dumbest things I've heard. If someone sees you, it is indecent exposure, whether it is on your private property or not. It is a lude act. It's just really stupid.

JackOfClubs
September 3rd, 2009, 03:22 PM
If someone saw you, its going to be illegal, and just embarrassing. Why would you even do that in the first place?

Jake11
September 3rd, 2009, 03:25 PM
No, thought never crossed my mind.

kdddd
September 3rd, 2009, 07:48 PM
nah im happy inside!

Rutherford The Brave
September 3rd, 2009, 07:54 PM
I dont masturbate and I would never stick my penis out of a window.

The Joker
September 3rd, 2009, 09:10 PM
That's really weird, you could hurt yourself, you could get arrested, and even if don't, getting caught at all would be embarrasing as hell.

Ortizitthisone
September 4th, 2009, 11:26 PM
I understand the thrill involved with masturbating in public or semi-public areas. I myself have masturbated on my back porch in the middle of the night, pitch black. But I can't say I condone it. It's very risky. If someone sees you, they can call the police and you can get in big trouble for indecent exposure or lewd and lascivious conduct. It's not worth the thrill to get arrested. There are much better (and legal) ways to have fun.

Aves
September 4th, 2009, 11:30 PM
Its illegal, and I wouldn't advise it.

ACQD139F83J
September 5th, 2009, 07:51 PM
I like masturbating in front of a window (I like the risk...) but I haven't actually stuck my penis OUT the window...

Joshm5816
September 5th, 2009, 07:54 PM
No, and I don't plan to, ever, ............... ever.

Eskie Dog
September 5th, 2009, 10:57 PM
Why would you want to masturbate out the window???

rstw892
September 11th, 2009, 12:24 AM
I have done it before at night. And I think part of what makes it so great is knowing that there is a risk you are going to be caught.

blingibong
September 11th, 2009, 05:39 PM
hmmmm ye................ NO

simpleasthat
September 11th, 2009, 05:44 PM
wth is wrong with people!! masturbation = private alone releasing of sexual tension in your bedroom late at night possibly, not waving your stuff out the window!!

Giles
September 11th, 2009, 05:47 PM
however bad it feels to admit this... i have been known to do it some times... it means i dont have to clean anything up.

Iloveu
November 21st, 2009, 04:06 AM
i have and i loved it

BigBulge
November 21st, 2009, 05:40 AM
my window is on a main road. I would not get away with it

Kaleidoscope Eyes
November 21st, 2009, 05:43 AM
Please don't bump old threads, this one is two months old.
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