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nick
August 30th, 2009, 07:20 AM
A US judge has thrown out a case against God, ruling that because the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served.

The suit was launched by Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers, who said he might appeal against the ruling.

He sought a permanent injunction to prevent the "death, destruction and terrorisation" caused by God.

Judge Marlon Polk said in his ruling that a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a case to proceed.

"Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Judge Polk wrote in his ruling.

Mr Chambers cannot refile the suit but may appeal.

'God knows everything'

Mr Chambers sued God last year. He said God had threatened him and the people of Nebraska and had inflicted "widespread death, destruction and terrorisation of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants".

He said he would carefully consider Judge Polk's ruling before deciding whether to appeal.

The court, Mr Chambers said, had acknowledged the existence of God and "a consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of God's omniscience".

"Since God knows everything," he reasoned, "God has notice of this lawsuit."

Mr Chambers, a state senator for 38 years, said he filed the suit to make the point that "anyone can sue anyone else, even God".

(Source here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7673591.stm))

mrmcdonaldduck
August 30th, 2009, 07:50 AM
human stupidity at its best.

and death, well a world without deat just wont work.

JackOfClubs
August 30th, 2009, 08:15 AM
I think that not having and address is only one of their problems.

Yep, quite stupid indeed :D

theOperaGhost
August 30th, 2009, 11:37 AM
Are you fucking kidding me? This moron is a state senator? He makes this country look worse than it already does....

Deirdree.
August 30th, 2009, 11:43 AM
Hahahahahaha
What did he want to get out of it like?
Money from God? Err.. Not possible.

TigerLily
August 30th, 2009, 11:45 AM
Fail. :P

Modus Operandi
August 30th, 2009, 12:09 PM
Wow...

EPIC FAIL

Tiberius
August 31st, 2009, 04:20 PM
Only a United States Senator....

tyler27846
August 31st, 2009, 05:11 PM
cue the the price is right losing horns

Camazotz
August 31st, 2009, 05:48 PM
The question becomes, "Is it legal to sue imaginary people?"

Jean Poutine
August 31st, 2009, 09:45 PM
He did it to challenge the American mentality to sue everything and everyone for no apparent reason. A parody of sorts. And he's right - that he was allowed to even file his complaint could only happen in America.

Reading isn't that hard, people.

RaeNose
August 31st, 2009, 09:59 PM
Goodness. I'm embarrassed to be an American right now. That's just ridiculous. God should just smite him for that. ;)

The Joker
September 3rd, 2009, 03:51 AM
As uchimata said, he was doing it to parody the "Sue anyone for any reason" idealogy.

RaeNose
September 3rd, 2009, 08:48 AM
It is a most interesting parody.
Sounds like he's making fun of my neighbors. lol.

ShatteredWings
September 3rd, 2009, 05:23 PM
He did it to challenge the American mentality to sue everything and everyone for no apparent reason. A parody of sorts. And he's right - that he was allowed to even file his complaint could only happen in America.

Reading isn't that hard, people.

To summarize

Only in America...

Jake11
September 3rd, 2009, 08:49 PM
HAHA, wow seriously?
Peoples these days..

Dorofolash
September 3rd, 2009, 09:17 PM
This is the only reason I love this world, people are funny as hell.

INFERNO
September 4th, 2009, 12:00 AM
At first I was laughing at just the beginning of the article. But then I read towards the end and then the last line: Mr Chambers, a state senator for 38 years, said he filed the suit to make the point that "anyone can sue anyone else, even God". That made me laugh even more because sadly, in the US, it's true.