National Blame Calum Day

[Underground_Network]

Today is National Blame Calum Day.

If something bad happens to you, blame Calum, instead of blaming yourself or someone else.

Don't get angry at yourself or at one of your friends, a member of your family, or some random hobo on the street... Get angry at Calum!

Blame him for everything that happens to you today! Throw [virtual] tomatoes at him and yell at him in multiple languages to show how much you despise him for ruining your life! (J/k ;))

But yes, today is officially National Blame Calum Day.

From what I hear, Eryka will be making a cake to celebrate!!! ^_^

[Requin]

Oh great idea, that'll help him soooo much.

I blame everyone anyway, I don't need a special day to blame people for something, believe me.

[nick]

Adam, whatever made you think such an unkind thought? Must have been Calum I guess.

[MysticalBurrito]

It's Calum's fault I'm sick
HANG HIM!!!
xD

[OnlyByTheNight.]

Grrr its all calums fault my dog isn't strong enough to give me a ride into town so i can buy a webcam for my non existant computer!!!!!!
*throws a virtual turnip at Calum*
But don't worry......... I still love you. XxX

[nick]

I thought Calum was a virtual turnip?

[ShatteredWings]

This is really mean to calum...

[Gumleaf]

i blame calum for the hot wild winds outside and the fact i'm going to be too hot to sleep tonight!!!! ALL YOUR FAULT!!! :P:P:P

[Harley Quinn]

i blame calum for being totally awesome =)

[ShatteredWings]

what the fuck?
guys this isn't funny you're just insulting osmeone for no reason

[Maverick]

what the fuck?
guys this isn't funny you're just insulting osmeone for no reason
You must not know Calum very well then..

[Triceratops]

I blame Calum for the birth of my eighth child.

[Tiberius]

Oh, this is going to be a good one today. Calum buddy, get ready :P

[Aves]

I blame Calum for being hungry

[Underground_Network]

This is all a joke Gwyn, lighten up lol.

Calum > God.

And because of this fact, we must bring him back down to Earth by blaming bad things on him for a day. ;)

[MysticalBurrito]

I blame Calum for my invisible penis

[Harley Quinn]

i blame calum for....my dog barking at night :P

[The Batman]

I blame Calum for this thread getting moved to the Arcade.

[Underground_Network]

I blame Calum for broccoli. 0.o

[Harley Quinn]

i blame calum for macaroni

[Underground_Network]

I blame Calum for the existence of penises. 0.o

[Cloud]

YAY MEEE
i get a thread
i blame calum for the fucking cheating bastard liverpool team

[JackOfClubs]

I blame Calum for the awful cold that I currently have :( :D

[Underground_Network]

I blame Calum for my PM box being 94% full after I like completely cleaned out just a month ago. 0.o

[Harley Quinn]

i blame calum because i like liverpool

[Cloud]

i blame calum cos i may have to shoot siobhan for supporting liverpool A SUPPOSED TOP TEAM WHO CANT EVEN BEAT A BOTTOM TEAM WITH THEIR PLAYERS ALONE splsihng the money to the fecking ref so they win

[Harley Quinn]

i blame calum because liverpool will ALWAYS be better than bolton

[MadManWithaBox]

d*doesn't really know callum that well so is just thinking of something to blame him for. er... oh yeah for disliking liverpool cos i live by anfield and support liverpool and love liverpool.

[Harley Quinn]

im blaming calum for having a hissy fit

[Underground_Network]

I blame Calum for being ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttt ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[Harley Quinn]

i blame calum because of the lack of actual bolton fans

[Underground_Network]

I blame Calum for Siobhan being pretty. 0.o

[Harley Quinn]

im blaming calum because adam thinks im pretty O_O

[Cloud]

i blame calum because liverpool will ALWAYS be better than bolton
i blame calum for siobhans ...
BULLL
SHITTT
im sorry but i was there and i watched it all
bolton
dominated
liverpool
cheated


and it wasnt a hissy fit
jsut a moment of angryness/rant

[Harley Quinn]

i blame calum for siobhans ...
BULLL
SHITTT
im sorry but i was there and i watched it all
bolton
dominated
liverpool
cheated


and it wasnt a hissy fit
jsut a moment of angryness/rant

im still blaming you for being there, i mean come on liverpool still won like it makes a difference :P

[Underground_Network]

I blame Calum for the creation of Limburger cheese. 0.o

[Harley Quinn]

i blame calum for the creation of french people o.o

[The Batman]

Don't blame Calum...

Blame it on the goose

[Underground_Network]

I blame Calum for persuading Thomas to blame it on the goose instead. 0.o

[Harley Quinn]

okay im blame calum/the goose for being an awesome dude

[The Batman]

I blame calum that none of you got the joke.

[Underground_Network]

I blame Calum because Thomas hasn't explained to us what he meant when he said he blames the goose.

The only goose I know of is currently taking residence in my uncle's lower intestine. 0.o

[Harley Quinn]

i blame calum for adam billy a silly boy :P

[The Batman]

Don't blame it on Calum
48P5uAMCjv0

[BlackenedSilver]

I blame calum for the existence of football.

[Underground_Network]

I blame Calum for the failure of both Spoonism and Muffinism. 0.o

[Tiberius]

I blame Calum for my coach being a twat.

[Triceratops]

I blame Calum because Chris is a teddy bear.

[Underground_Network]

I blame Calum because Autumn isn't willing to be on the cover of Sport's Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition... :(

[Harley Quinn]

I blame calum for the earth standing still ;)

[MysticalBurrito]

We should make everyday National Blame Calum day! :D

I blame Calum for that thought xD

[NightFighter]

Its all Calums fault that im unfit and tired!

I also blame him for the weather being rainy.

Dont blame the weather man. Blame Calum!

[AllThatIsLeft]

I blame Calum becuase today was a failure, as meet your friends early day O.o

[Harley Quinn]

i blame calum because today was cold :(

[Viral Death]

ITS YOUR FAULT I HAVE TO START SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!

Give him the firing line? Please

[Cloud]

i should rise up and shoot everyone for blaming me
*pulls out desert eagle*
its all your fault calum

[Rutherford The Brave]

I blame calum for my bed smelling like sex, shame and tears.

[Cloud]

.well that would look weird if people only saw that post
and i blame calum for it

[Harley Quinn]

I bLame calum for not making me waffles
i made you some!!!

[Rutherford The Brave]

I blame calum because the Iron Pike is all rusty!

[Harley Quinn]

I blame calum for erm being calum

[The Joker]

I'm a bit late.

I blame Calum for boys being attractive.

[NightFighter]

Its Calums fault that we are all blaming him.

[overcome.]

Calum it's been raining a lot lately, come on man, sort it out...

[Rutherford The Brave]

I blame calum for not being able to jump

[AllThatIsLeft]

I blame Calum for two out of four appointments going to waste

[JackOfClubs]

I blame Calum for Apple putting a camera on the new Nano and not the new iPod Touch :P Haha

[Rutherford The Brave]

I blame calum because I cant live with Paula, Leigh, Ster, and Amanda at the same time

[peaceloverugby]

I blame Calum for my conception.

[Harley Quinn]

I blame calum for being called.....Duckie :P hehe

[Aves]

I blame calum for my homework

[AllThatIsLeft]

I blame calum for my huge headache D;

[theOperaGhost]

I always blame Calum...it's always his fault. :)

jkjk

[2D]

I blame Calum for the title of this thread being wrong.

It should be International Blame Calum Day, not just National.

[Cloud]

i also blame calum for the name of this thread becuase it seems like blame calum month
or year
or century?

[Tiberius]

I blame Calum for me being sick.

[Aves]

I blame Calum, cuz he's right. Lets make this International Blame Calum Year.

[Harley Quinn]

i blamed calum because i have stupid school and he needs to change the thread title soo we can blame him some more

[TheMatrix]

bumpity bump bump bump

i blame calum for the bump limit
XD