Omg help!!

[teenanx94]

k so just a few minets ago I was jacking off and then my dad shouted down the stairs "Tom what are you doing" and I told him I was laying in bed, then he says no you weren't you were jackin off and I denied it and now he is shouting pervert down the stairs every minet or so! what do i tell him? he won't listen, even though i was jacking off I'm not going to tell him! help!!

[Eagle1]

Id try to go to bed if hes still saying it in the morning the tell him (calmly) that you were not jacking off or say you were but you would like him to respect your privacy.

[Confused123]

I dont know what exactly to tell him since the outcome may differ but just remind yourself that its a natural thing that lots of teenagers do and if you want you can tell him but just remind yourself that at the least ;)

[Mr. Awesome]

Give him a sarcastic answer and joke about it. id say yeh i was and it was soooo
gooooooooood

[tripolar]

Haha your dad sounds funny. Just give it time and he will stop and everyone will forget about it.

[Qwerty4]

My dad would probably do the same thing but as in a joke, and i don't know if your dad was joking or not so i would tell him "dad, i was masterbating but i would like it if you cut me some slack." Or, if you haven't had the puberty talk, then now would be a great time because he knows you masterbate.

[Grey fox]

Lol! Your dad sounds so immature!

And it's not as if he never has for crying out loud!

I think he means it just as a joke though.

[nick]

I don't really know what to suggest. I hope your Dad isnt some kind of religious fanatic that really thinks its perverted to masturbate, that would be hard to live with. If it was a joke on his part its not a very funny one is it. I guess you should just ask him to stop and say its embarassing you.

[JackOfClubs]

Just try to convince him you were just in bed. Or if that doesn't work, just turn up some really loud music :D That might help.

[Fourth Dimension]

your dad sounds like an asshole lol