Turkeys.

[sasquatch]

turkeys!
turkeys?
who likes turkeys?
I like turkeys!
oh yeh?
oh yeh!
well i got news for you!
what's that?
i am a turkey! i am a turkey!
i can see you're quite surprised!
Man i can't believe my eyes!
where'd you come from anyway?

gobble gobble gobble

need i say more?