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Lifeguard18
August 23rd, 2009, 09:32 PM
http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/rusty/rusty.html

read this unforgetable story about a boy, a fireman, his dog, and parents. There is hope for everyone like little rusty.

(I do not take credit for this story)
MoveAlong
August 23rd, 2009, 09:38 PM
OH MY GOD. That is so hilarious and uncomfortable and wrong and silly! What the heck lol. That stuff really doesn't happen. O_o
Lifeguard18
August 23rd, 2009, 09:42 PM
OH MY GOD. That is so hilarious and uncomfortable and wrong and silly! What the heck lol. That stuff really doesn't happen. O_o

Some stuff in the story maybe silly and makes no sence at all but believe it or not this stuff does happen in real life. Kids and teens do try suicides because of sexuality and no one likes them because of that. Just like little rusty. It's not hilarious.
Bougainvillea
August 23rd, 2009, 09:48 PM
Tupperware parties... lol
MoveAlong
August 23rd, 2009, 09:51 PM
Some stuff in the story maybe silly and makes no sence at all but believe it or not this stuff does happen in real life. Kids and teens do try suicides because of sexuality and no one likes them because of that. Just like little rusty. It's not hilarious.

The story was supposed to be a satire. Look at the bottom of the page that you posted the link to.

From the bottom of the page: "In case you need to have it spelled out, the story is satire"

The definition of a satire: Witty language used to convey insults or scorn.

Even though some are moved to commit suicide, I still think this is a silly story.
Silent
August 23rd, 2009, 10:42 PM
Some of the story was wack but I think it makes some good points in it.
tripolar
August 23rd, 2009, 11:23 PM
That was hilarious.

"Well, Rusty," said Officer Plotchnik. "You'd better not put your wee-wee in any other boys mouths or bottoms, or you'll go to jail. Sodomy is a crime in this state, you know."

^HAHA^
Skuzzy
August 23rd, 2009, 11:36 PM
Mmm a fireman laying me on a bed with a dog leash souds kinky
nachtspiegel
August 24th, 2009, 01:13 AM
I get the point of it, but at the same time, it was funny, yet disturbing.

"10-year-old boy into fireman uniforms and bondage. Usually top but versatile."
Definitely disturbing.

"I wish a fireman would take off all his clothes and sleep with me in my bed," said Rusty. "And I wish he would put a dog leash on me."
That made me laugh for some ironic reason.
The Joker
August 24th, 2009, 03:34 AM
"In the park, Rusty met a man. "Hello, little boy," said the man. "How would you like some ice cream?"

Rusty knew exactly what the man was after. Maybe this was his big chance! "Have you a fireman uniform?" asked Rusty.

"No, I'm afraid I haven't," said the man.

"Oh," said Rusty, disappointed. Then he kicked the man in the balls to show him what he thought of child molesters."

At that point I realized it was a satire.
KenFisher
August 24th, 2009, 02:30 PM
I'm more of a Patches fan. I dunno why.
and yes, kicking a child molester in the balls is just awesome.
:D
AllThatIsLeft
August 24th, 2009, 02:50 PM
lol that was funny yet disturbing, the suicide piece wasn't nice.
drpepper21
August 24th, 2009, 11:10 PM
BAHAHAHAHA!!
im sorry, im gay, and even i find that hilarious.

on a side note, firemen and leashes. that 9 year old has good taste.
RaeNose
August 24th, 2009, 11:18 PM
Hahahahahahahaha. I think he's a bottom. That was so 1950's-esque, it was perfect!
Zero Beat
August 25th, 2009, 03:36 AM
BAHAHAHAHA!!
im sorry, im gay, and even i find that hilarious.

on a side note, firemen and leashes. that 9 year old has good taste.

I like the side note :P

This was funny. Go Rusty Go!
YesterdaysNews
August 25th, 2009, 09:07 AM
oh my... Rusty :]
Rusty's family tried to accept his kinkier interests. "Father, will you buy me that leash for my birthday?"

"But Patches already has a leash," said Father.

"I didn't want it for Patches," said Rusty.

Father chuckled uncomfortably.
that part made me laugh... don't know why

Rusty is my new best friend :)
ShatteredWings
August 25th, 2009, 07:40 PM
on a side note, firemen and leashes. that 9 year old has good taste.

:lol2: wow


quite amusing story though :)
charlie w
August 26th, 2009, 03:30 AM
I found this strangly entertaining and disturbing at the same time.
confusedboy
August 27th, 2009, 11:54 AM
lmao, this was too good
Zero Beat
August 27th, 2009, 11:07 PM
I linked this through to a friend and he laughed his head off. I said sumthin about it at school the next day and he wouldnt stop laughing! XD
bowlheadhere
August 27th, 2009, 11:27 PM
Yea, I dont find this story funny. My friend actually did that because his family and most of the people at school didnt accept him. There are actually a lot (well 3 people at the schools that I have gone to) that have committed suicide because they are gay and no one accepted them. I understand that it was supposed to be funny, but honesly I don't find it to be funny at all... That could also be because I am just sensitive about this kind of stuff after my friend (who was one of my best friends) commited suicide.
Silent
August 28th, 2009, 05:33 PM
Omg Agreed...Im sorry to here that.
bowlheadhere
August 28th, 2009, 11:07 PM
Omg Agreed...Im sorry to here that.

There was also another guy who attempted to commit suicide over 6 times, but was stopped each time and is now in a Psychiatric hospital in order to get him help.
Sceneboy612
August 29th, 2009, 12:00 AM
If only life was this easy.

But it was wicked funny, and kinda odd at the same time
bowlheadhere
August 29th, 2009, 12:11 AM
If only life was this easy.

But it was wicked funny, and kinda odd at the same time

"If only life was this easy."

But what is life without a challenge?
Sceneboy612
August 29th, 2009, 12:12 AM
"If only life was this easy."

But what is life without a challenge?

A boring part to play with people still finding a reason to complain.
bowlheadhere
August 29th, 2009, 12:30 AM
A boring part to play with people still finding a reason to complain.

That doesnt really make sense... but if you are saying I am complaining, it was a retorical question. I wasn't complaining... but okay.
peaceloverugby
August 29th, 2009, 12:51 AM
"Father chuckled uncomfortably."

THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL MY STRAIGHT GUY FRIENDS!!
Sceneboy612
August 29th, 2009, 03:38 PM
That doesnt really make sense... but if you are saying I am complaining, it was a retorical question. I wasn't complaining... but okay.


Oh no, im not saying you were complaining. what i ment that if life was easy as rustys story, people would still complain, and always be complaining about something.. But sorry about the confusion