Is it Weird?

[MikeyGamer]

Is it like weird if i rub like.... butter and stuff on my penis when i am masturbating? :oops: i mean like... it feels really good but does it like make me like gay? and like sometimes i like to like put like a stick of butter like in my butt... it feels amazing but does that make me gay? and can that like harm anything in there? Im not sure about myself sometimes, i have had weird dreams about my freinds.... like sexual things.... is that gay? :( I just dunno about myself. I am afraid to talk about anyone in my life about this, is there anyone i can really talk to, like my Guidance counceller or someting?

[R_master]

mikey if you like doing that, do yourself a favour and buy a lube such as KY warming gel, ect. dont waste food products like butter its a waste of money and not too hygenic. it does not make you gay but you should find a substitute like i mentioned.

[AC.wAkeBoArDin.06]

it doesnt make u gay.... but yeah... use other products... dont waste food

[Elscire]

no problem but how do you wash that stuff off?

[DouggyO.o]

doesnt make u gay but, i dont think shoving butter up ur butt is helthy

[Elscire]

its butter but how do you go on with your day if you penis and butt is all oily? its worst than lube because you need dish detergent to get it off or soap

[BoyCrazy]

Thats just wrrong...

[xTheLordsServantx]

U shuldnt put butter up ur butt cus it culd get stuck or something. Also, butter isnt the best masturbading tool. Try dildos or lube. And the sexual dreams about friends DOES NOT mean ur gay. It just means ur curious

[BillyWitchDoctor.com]

curious or just hormones. but yea masturbation w/ butter i think would mean u just like a lubricant, so go out and buy some actual lube i dont think butter is very healthy to masturbate w/ and its a waste. as far as sticking the butter up ur butt...anal stimulation for some people enhances masturbation and doesnt make u gay but just find something other than butter

[MikeyGamer]

but... butter is the perfect shape, and it just feels like a floppy penis or something.... :p well, i dont see it that way, but i mean like it is like the perfect consistancey and like it isnt too hard or anything

[R_master]

its your body......if you really feel the need to shove a stick of butter up your ass go for it but anyone would agree it is not a good idea if you dont listen to the suggestions then dont be surprised when you get an infection,rash, or your mother asks why there is no more butter in your house...

[MikeyGamer]

Well... is there like an exact substitute that isnt harmful... like a REALLY floppy dildo?

[R_master]

um check a sex shop im not exactly an expert on dildos lol but im sure there are ones made similar to your preference.

[MikeyGamer]

dont you have to be 18 to get into those? and i dont really know of any sex shops... should i ask my mom or my dad? I dont think that would be good, they are really consearvative, like church goers lol... who can i ask? that would know? like look online or something.... wait... wouldnt it be in my history? my parents check that...

[R_master]

if you cant figure that out on yourself then you have more problems then you think. just try laying off the ass stimulation, maybe find yourself a boyfriend..

[MikeyGamer]

Good idea! Thanks for the help, i finally figured out who my true self was. I cant thank you enough!