Movie Quotes!

[Bougainvillea]

Okay.
In this thread, you'll say a quote from a movie.
The person below has to find out what movie it's from.
Example :
Me: Where's Harvey Dent!
Below poster: The Dark Night.

Then they say one.

I'll start.

"It's not like a movie, there are parts missing sometimes!"

[Harley Quinn]

drillbit taylor?

"My precious."

[Bougainvillea]

Nope.
It's "Jeepers Creepers"

LoTR.

"Maybe it was like, a going away present, you know?
Wait, we were supposed to bring presents?"

[Harley Quinn]

cloverfield? (wrong but i dont know hehe)

"You cannot lead these men unless you are prepared to do what is necessary to defeat evil".

[Bougainvillea]

You got it.
I love her.
Favorite character in that movie.

I don't know.

"Fuck both of you, and your little high five."

[Harley Quinn]

yay i got it right, love that movie,
batman begins was mine
yours is "death proof" (i think)

"No it's not Jigsaw, he's dead. Haven't you watched TV lately?"

[Bougainvillea]

Yes.
Death Proof is amazing.

Hmm. Something from "Saw"...?

"Why would he say that
Why would he broadcast that?"

[Harley Quinn]

saw V

i have no clue.....

"I wanna see a broken man people. I mean broken as in 'I hit a baseball through the window' broken. I want you to turn him into mince meat, and I don't even know what mince meat is! I want him to cry for his mommy! Wah!, Wah! mommy, mommy, mommy! Do you read me 'cause I don't think you read me? " (long but funny)

[Bougainvillea]

It's Quarantine.
Another fucked up movie.

I don't know. Again.

"Get out of the way cock sucker!"

[Harley Quinn]

big fat liar!!! :p
no clue :(

"How are you supposed to know? Fucking men like you built the hydrogen bomb. Men like you thought it up. You think you're so creative. You don't know what it's like to really create something; to create a life; to feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death..."

[Requin]

Probably one of the Fast and Furious films, if you can call them films. Either that or Die hard?

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig"

[Harley Quinn]

nope terminator 2

the good the bad and the ugly (clint eastwood)

"Get him a drink. Don't be afraid, Carlo. Come on, you think I'd make my sister a widow? I'm Godfather to your son. "

[Requin]

That's from The Godfather. A direct quote from the book, its about Carlo Rizzi, I think it was Michael Corleone who said it, I can't remember, him or Sonny. No it was Michael. :)

"Boy, I got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals.

[Harley Quinn]

butch cassidy and the sundance kid

"Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna"

[Requin]

No idea.

"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?"

[Harley Quinn]

garfield

Reservoir Dogs

"Fuck all of you! Fuck you!"

[Bougainvillea]

...
lol

"Tell my son what time I died..."
"No. He won't even know your name. "
*Shoots him in the head* lol

[Harley Quinn]

I forgot what movie :(

dunno

"what the fuck you doing
getting it out the way"

[BlackenedSilver]

Pans labyrinth.. Good film :P

"I have know you since what, first grade? I think that maybe I would have told you!"
"Vampire wouldn't tell, Cyborg wouldn't know."


Edit: Damn Siobhan got there before me... I have no idea what the you posted could be.

[Bougainvillea]

lol
I don't know.

"When I get out of here, I think I'm gunna get laid."

[BlackenedSilver]

I've heard it before but can;t for the life of me remember what film it's from =/
And that one was from "17 again" :P Zac is hawtt.

"What do women want?"
[whispering] "We have no idea what we want."
"I knew it!"

[Bougainvillea]

It's from Resident Evil. lol

I hate Zac.

"Jake, did you find the little girl?"
"WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE LITTLE GIRL!"

[BlackenedSilver]

Blues brothers?

Lol, You didn't guess mine or even try xD It was from PS I love you.

EDIT: Forgot to add a quote
"They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!"

[Bougainvillea]

Mhmm. I never saw that.
I like Hilary though.

It's from my favorite movie of the year.
Quarantine.
You know you're fucked when a fireman says that.

"Who throws a shoe?"

[BlackenedSilver]

Lol! Your right, you didn't guess my quote xD twas from "One flew over the Cuckoo's nest" Great film.

Omg Austin Powers <3

"When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake."

[Bougainvillea]

The Jack Nicholson film in 1976?
Love it.

"I'll remember your voice lady"
"And I'll remember your face"

[Aneklusmos]

No idea.

"Whats your name?"
"Freddy Jones"
"Freddy Jones; shut up!"

[YesterdaysNews]

no idea
"teach me how to ride like a man"

[Aves]

Idk, Old perverted men teaching little school boys how to "ride".

"What is that a catch phrase, or..............epilepsy"

[YesterdaysNews]

uhmm ?
and no, its from titanic.
"just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon"

[computerwizard]

"Whats your name?"
"Freddy Jones"
"Freddy Jones; shut up!"
that is School of Rock

[computerwizard]

harry potter

"u couldnt hit water if u fell outa a boat"
Pretty sure that one is Dodgeball...

"maybe if we work at it, we can get Dawson charged with the Kennedy assassination!" and for the same movie
"You want answers? I want the truth! You can't handle the truth!"

[Rutherford The Brave]

harry potter

"u couldnt hit water if u fell outa a boat"

I want to say forgetting sarah marshal but Im wrong

"Dude hows your sack?"
"Not good man I think i busted one"
"Not that sack the sack of weed."

[YesterdaysNews]

^oh wow... I have that movie even :\

and I dont know what johns is :\ I am not good at this game

"Want a condom? They're boison berry. My boyfriend and I use them everytime we have intercourse. They make his junk smell like pie"

EDIT
oh wow, I'm slow.
I do not know any of the quotes posted above :\

[aLeX..]

is it from Juno?

"You're supposed to be the leading lady in your own life, for God's sake!"

[The Boy Genius]

The Holiday good movie

"Are we Clear?" "Crystal"

[Bougainvillea]

The Devil's Rejects

Dude, your ass is tanner than my face.

[Aves]

uhmm ?
and no, its from titanic.
"just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon"

Mine was from Talledega Nights.

Idk, albino guys vs supermodels???


"Kung-Fu Dodos"

[kenoloor]

Ice Age? =]


"Achoo!! Oh, sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."

[Aves]

Yes, it was Ice Age.

idk what urs is from.

"I smoked pot with Johny Hopkins"

[kenoloor]

Yes, it was Ice Age.

idk what urs is from.

"I smoked pot with Johny Hopkins"

It was from I, Robot. I dunno that one, though.

[Aves]

It was from Step Brothers
Since you didn't have a quote.

"I'm going to slice out your eyes, and your balls. And then I am going to stick your eyes in your ball sacks. And then I will take your balls, and I will put them in your eyeholes!"

[YesterdaysNews]

I dont know but that sounds gruesome D:
"my its good to be free!"

[Aves]

Mine was from Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny.

I still don't know any of these quotes >_<

"Everything seems..... JUICY"

[YesterdaysNews]

dont worry super awesome lover, neither do I :P
mine was from the Wizard of Oz
"I'm not your fucking mommy!"

[Charleigh]

die bitch

[Rebecca L Vaughn]

Idk


"The next thing you will ever see, is my power over his."

[Sugaree]

AH! Thought I knew D:

"These people are the poorest people I know. They're more broke than the Ten Commandments. That was a little joke...very little."

[munchausen]

all dogs go to heaven

"Yeah? well if you were me then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top! you can't stop me no matter who you are."

[Branman]

No idea?
Mmmmm Darla (whispered voice)

[MrLongName]

I don't know.

"I'm too old for this shit."

[haibekah]

"Sticking a feather up your butt does not make you a chicken"

"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

"Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing."


fight club.
respect it.

[MrLongName]

damn, how do you delete on this forum.

[Sugaree]

^^You can only edit your posts.

"What are you doing here Lieutenant Dan?"
"Thought I'd try out my sea legs."
"But Lieutenant Dan, you don't have any legs!"

I hope you all can remember this one :P

[that kid]

Who doesn't know Forest Gump?

"Oh my god... How do you do that without teeth?"

[BlackBetty]

I don't know...

Ok it's a part of the movie, it's a song:

"What do Tigers dream of, when they take a tiger snooze? Do the dream of mauling zebras (or something else that I can't spell :P)
Then we're going to find our best friend doug, then were going to give him a best friend DOUG DOUG DOUGY DOUG".

[that kid]

mine was Yes Man
yours is The Hangover

"And survey says, God! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!"

[BlackBetty]

The hangover rocks!! and IDK yours.

[that kid]

Bruce Almighty!

"The kapiluwak is then extracted from the juice of the jungle cat's excretions"

[The Boy Genius]

Anchor Man?


You know why they call them Indians? Because Columbus thought he was in India. They're "Indians" because some white guy got lost.

[that kid]

No it was The Bucket List.
Yours sounds familiar but I can't think of the name.

"I got married to a whore!" "Hey! She's a nice lady!"

[peaceloverugby]

THE HANGOVER!

"You wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone!!"

[Sebastian Michaelis]

"I wanna see a broken man people. I mean broken as in 'I hit a baseball through the window' broken. I want you to turn him into mince meat, and I don't even know what mince meat is! I want him to cry for his mommy! Wah!, Wah! mommy, mommy, mommy! Do you read me 'cause I don't think you read me? " (long but funny)
OMG i LOVE that quote
The Untouchables


"Being alive after we were supposed to die caused an outward ripple. A RIFT IN DEATHS DESIGN!

So, If you hadn't gotten off the plane, we wouldn't be alive to begin with.

YES! That's why death is working backwards. It's tying up all the loose ends, and sealing the rift once and for all. "

[AgusCO]

Final Destination I?

"People don't belong to people [...]. I'll never let anybody put me in a cage"

[Kitten]

"Luke, i am your father." ((:
'nuff said.

[Fourth Dimension]

Star Wars

"This is the moment. This is it."

[ikhasgkfjh]

Michael Jackson - This is it.

"I could knit the fuck outta a big nice sweater!"

[Sebastian Michaelis]

cop out

"You are the greatest player I have ever seen. Besides my self, practicing in front of a mirror... which I do... everyday... in the nude."

[Kitten]

The Ghost Breakers.
guy one - "a zombie has no will of his own. you see them sometimes, walking around blindly, with dead eyes. following orders. not knowing what they do... not even caring..."
guy two - "like democrats?"

___________________

Young Frankenstien
guy - "what knockers!" *talking about the doors.*
girl - "why, thank you, doctor."

___________________

Napolean Dyanamite
girl - "im trying to earn money for college."
napolean - "your mom goes to college."

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Anchorman
"where did you get those clothes? at the...toilet store?"

[Sebastian Michaelis]

"You are the greatest player I have ever seen. Besides my self, practicing in front of a mirror... which I do... everyday... in the nude."

[ikhasgkfjh]

Balls of Fury


"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."