Masturbation @ 37000 feet

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I was just wondering whether anyone has ever masturbated on an aeroplane before?

[bidude94]

Nope never tried

[JackOfClubs]

I was going to but then I accidentally hit the 'Flush" button and that kinda ruined the mood.... :D

[Rutherford The Brave]

No Im too busy either sleeping or reading. Plus I dont masturbate. Also its rude because people have to attend to official matters.

[SOS14]

how is that rude??
im just wondering,, ive never masturbated on a plane before either.

[Fourth Dimension]

never have

[Ender]

never have, but if you want to join the mile high clube, thats not the way, lol.

[The Joker]

That's rather nasty. People can hear you, and if you cum on the seat, you'll leave a nice surprise for the next person. I masturbate in MY ROOM only.

[Donkey]

No, I haven't and don't really want to...

That's rather nasty. People can hear you, and if you cum on the seat, you'll leave a nice surprise for the next person. I masturbate in MY ROOM only.
That's the fun of it ;)

[tripolar]

When i fly in a plane i'm going to do it.

And You do it in the bathroom and not your seat.

[Sir Jacksalot]

did it last vacation :)

[OneManArmy]

I have once a year ago. And I did it in the damn bathroom, not in my seat, that's just disgusting.

[obiwan94]

yeah, I've done it...trips to Australia are long and boring, couldn't resist....and definitely bathroom...and no one can hear you over the engines

[cool-_-boy]

Oh, never, but if i have chance maybe i will do it.

[Rutherford The Brave]

how is that rude??
im just wondering,, ive never masturbated on a plane before either.

Its rude because other people have to really use the bathroom. Now most of them are sitting on your freshly released knuckle children. Fun how would you like it?

[itsandrew_]

No. And I don't want to.

[Noah_101]

nope, never done it-dont think i want to

[CestDan]

No, I have never done it before. However, I think it would be very funny, I mean, j/o in the sky XD

[Vacuola]

No, but I wan't to.... It's another experience in life.....LOL

[teenanx94]

like every time I fly across the country. that's probably like 10 or 11 times in the past 4 years.

[MARiFOX]

Its rude because other people have to really use the bathroom. Now most of them are sitting on your freshly released knuckle children. Fun how would you like it?

says the person who wants to get inside peach's pants

topic-i have no memory of the last time i was on an aircraft...has anybody masturbaited wile parashooting?

[Antares]

Never. I think its inapprorpite considering in most planes there are only 3 and there are thousands of people that use them

[peaceloverugby]

Well I must admit it was tempting during that 8 hour flight to Ireland, but it would've taken too long and I would've felt guilty if there was a long line when I was finished.

so the answer is no, and I probably never will.

[The Joker]

When i fly in a plane i'm going to do it.

And You do it in the bathroom and not your seat.

Ever heard of a toilet seat?

[Raynes]

No, but I certainly would. Especially if it was a long flight. I can be relatively quick when I want to be, and it's not that hard to not make a mess unless you just want to be disgusting. The fact is, it doesn't take any longer than taking a dump unless you're just someone who takes a while. Nobody complains when someone else has to take a dump. Are dumps rude?

[bowlheadhere]

um... no, I never have, and never will. That is kinda nasty because planes in general are nasty.

If you need to, why didnt you in the club room?

[aerobooster]

Never done it, the bathrooms are too damn small ! lol

[Giles]

Its rude because other people have to really use the bathroom. Now most of them are sitting on your freshly released knuckle children. Fun how would you like it?

obviously u dont get it on the seat. and if you do then u wipe it up.

I havent . but i'd like to try it

[kdddd]

Yeah I have once. It was very needed I had not jacked off for two weeks and i was flying home over night from brasil so every one was asleep and i went and jacked off in the bathroom and no one noticed

[Rutherford The Brave]

obviously u dont get it on the seat. and if you do then u wipe it up.

I havent . but i'd like to try it

Dude really? I mean come on, no body wants to wait around in a cramped plane with stall air so you can get your fix. Wait till you get off.

[Aves]

havent and dont plan on it

[JackOfClubs]

If you need to, why didnt you in the club room?
Because some people don't have access to the club room.

[grimlip]

ive always wanted to but im always afraid god will like... make hte plane crash cause i was doing something like that... and im not even that religious >_<

[mrcoffeshop]

i have..idk it was ok didnt cum as much

[LaClaire]

ummmmmmmm i do not want to lose my first class privileges :(

[The Joker]

I'll just say this: Wait till you get off before you get off.

[bowlheadhere]

ummmmmmmm i do not want to lose my first class privileges :(

That's why you go to the club room before (as in my post).

[ZzKingz]

how is that rude??
im just wondering,, ive never masturbated on a plane before either.

imagine this:
you're on a business call on an airplane to chicago, then you look over and see a teenager jacking off. I would be offended.

or an old lady may die of heart attack.:D

[Ryhanna]

Nah I dont know why, but masturbating on a plane seems kind of sick to me..

[tripolar]

ummmmmmmm i do not want to lose my first class privileges :(

If your caught you would probaley be put on the no fly list.:D

imagine this:
you're on a business call on an airplane to chicago, then you look over and see a teenager jacking off. I would be offended.

or an old lady may die of heart attack.:D

He should be in the bathroom, and anyway the air marshal would have tackled him for "terroristic activity"

ive always wanted to but im always afraid god will like... make hte plane crash cause i was doing something like that... and im not even that religious >_<

Beating off on a plane. Looks like an engine will have to fail.

[Eagle1]

next time I fly im going too

[ACQD139F83J]

I have thrice...

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[RobbieDixon]

I was going to but then I accidentally hit the 'Flush" button and that kinda ruined the mood.... :D

HAHaha Funniest thing i have ever heard lol!

[iceyfresh]

yes i have not to the point of an orgasm but i have goten close

[bizarre]

no and never will

[Spunky]

Like we have a family plane and I've done it in that, even when u go with other people in a normal plane just make sure u aim and in some planes go to the back of the plane bc it's so loud with the engines no one will here u and just clean up after ur self. Oh and I guess to formally answer the question, yes I have :)

[diamond jetstream]

yeah i have at 42000 feet, take it to the next level yeaaaah!!!

[Joshm5816]

No, but I've done it on a train, boy that was hard.