Help!

[xxtonyxx]

hey guys,
for the last couple weeks, i have been using soda cans to masturbate....but lately i have been getting some small cuts all over my shaft....what lubricant should i use? vasseline just isn't cutting it anymore *no pun inteneneded* :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

[bidude94]

soda cans? Omg how are you not getting injured worse? I really don't recommend using soda cans sorry but if it's cutting ur shaft,u should just change ur masturbation technique

[iceyfresh]

Ok this is easy.... STOP USING SODA CANS fine a diferent way of masturbating because that is very dangerous! Keep those cuts clean and take it easy on the masturbating mate.

[Kevwee]

I never even heard of using soda cans as a way to masturbate. I suggest that you stop using soda cans and just stick with your hand or something else, because you could really hurt yourself and cut yourself even worse.

[IAMWILL]

Ya, there is no lube that will stop the sharp edges of a soda can from cutting you so the simple answer is STOP. Your endangering not only yourself but your best friend, and you don't want that.

[bowlheadhere]

I would try getting lube at any store (KY). If not, or in the mean time, try some hand lotion.

[Swimmaboy]

how do you fit your dick in that tiny hole??

[L]

wow, even by my standards what your doing is a bad idea. you may as well be masturbating with knives. so unless you've always dreamed of becoming a girl, i think its a good idea to stop.

[computerwizard]

so unless you've always dreamed of becoming a girl, i think its a good idea to stop.
lol
no you should definitely stop that. it's dangerous and I would think unpleasant, but dangerous for sure.

[Silverfist64]

umm....do you cut yourself a new hole cause yeah...thats a small ass hole to fit into. Not to mention soda cans are made of aluminum....which when it gets cut or whatever is like a miniture saw just waiting to cut anything that tocuhes it. It will cut any skin let alone you penis. And why after getting serious cuts are you penis after using metal to masturbate havent you come to the the conclusion that soda can > or = a really bad idea. And besides...what is lube going to do to solve this problem. Your not using a freaking brick of aluminum to masturbate....your using a soda can which is very thin. therefore what sh*t is lube going to do to solve the fact that a tiny sliver of aluminum is cutting a very senstive area to your body. Anywhozzle....im ranting about how bad of an idea this is so im gonna stop but before i do im just going to summarize by little rant incase you didnt get the idea. :]

ITS A EXTREMELY VERY DUMB STUPID BAD IDEA!!! STOP IMMEDIATLY

[BlackenedSilver]

The OP is now banned so :locked: