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Yesterdays Hero
August 11th, 2009, 02:07 AM
Did anybody else hear the story about the guy that had thousands of child pornography photos downloaded to his computer, and he blamed it on his cat? He said that while he was downloading music, the cat jumped onto the keyboard, and these photos got downloaded as well, because of the keys that the cat pressed... what an idiot. Couldn't he have come up with a better excuse?
RaisingSand
August 11th, 2009, 02:43 AM
I've used the excuse my cat did it before, too.


IN KINDERGARTEN.
Gumleaf
August 11th, 2009, 04:35 AM
i heard about this. idiots can't be educated.
ShatteredWings
August 11th, 2009, 09:05 AM
*shakes head* i heard this one..

idiots
BlackenedSilver
August 11th, 2009, 09:58 AM
Wow.. Did he actually think that people would believe that xD.
His stupidity is amusing.
Cromm
August 11th, 2009, 01:47 PM
You know, I _might_ be inclined to belive him, if there was like... ONE image on his HD...

There were over a thousand.
YesterdaysNews
August 11th, 2009, 01:52 PM
oh my...
peaceloverugby
August 11th, 2009, 03:30 PM
his cat's a perv
Viral Death
August 11th, 2009, 03:34 PM
Wow that guy needs a better excuse such as maybe I layed my drink on the keyboard and it is stuck pushing enter! Duh!
Aves
August 11th, 2009, 04:55 PM
What a dummy. lol.
JunkBondTrader
August 12th, 2009, 08:31 AM
He needs this: http://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/ :P
Yesterdays Hero
August 12th, 2009, 09:11 AM
Yeah, I think that could've helped. hehe.
The Batman
August 12th, 2009, 09:46 AM
I guess he wasn't getting enough pussy :P
RaeNose
August 12th, 2009, 03:50 PM
Bad pun, Thomas.
I hadn't heard that... maybe I can use that excuse. I have three cats that all like to lay on my bed at the same time. Lol.
tyler27846
August 14th, 2009, 01:36 AM
cue the tpir osing horns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A