What do you say when

[TheTruth]

your friend/friends ask if you masturbate. Do you make an excuse or tell the truth.

I masturbate like 99.9% of the people on here but don't like admitting it to my friends because i dont like the thought of me doing it, but i still like too. Then again thats just me so what about you guys?

(Got any good excuses too? i have a female friend who is constantly asks me and i need a good excuse :) )

[rarararah]

At school this is pretty much all we talk about. That and porn.

As for excuses, I kinda just tend to be like, "Ehhhh" really awkwardly until I can assume they've dropped it.

[Ender]

y be ashamed?

[danielg]

i dont care if they ask i say ya plus we talk about that stuff all the time

[JackOfClubs]

They don't ask me, but they all know, as we kind of say it without saying it lol :P But you shouldn't be ashamed....when they ask you, before you answer, ask them back.

[Silverfist64]

I make a joke out of the conversation in such a way so they know the answer is a yes AND to drop the topic.

[elliot_47]

its not a big deal to talk about i dont see what the problem is.

[IAMWILL]

Meh, i either make a joke or just say "Well do you?" and see how they respond. Or something like that.

I don't think its something we should be ashamed of, its just something that most everyone is uncomfortable talking about if you're unsure about the other person.

[Kevwee]

Well my friends and I talk about masturbating freely and watching porn, we might make fun of each other but we do it to joke around because we all know we do it. Idk try and get them to admit that they do it or just make a joke about it and ask them. :D

[tripolar]

Only one of my friends wanted to, and i said yes. Makes every trip there a fun one.

But your friend who keeps asking you just tell her how you feel. You can't make excuses forever.

[Raving Rabbid]

I say the truth

[YourFriend]

I always admit it, as do all of my friends.

[Donkey]

I don't find it embarrassing, so I'm pretty open about it really.

[ThatCanadianGuy]

There really isn't much of a taboo about masturbation anymore (at least for our generation of young people). I mean, when I was younger (12 or 13) people might have asked, and I think I nervously denied it (even though I was doing it). However, by my age NOBODY asks, since we all know that EVERYBODY does it! :D

And yeah, we joke about it all the time too.

[Aves]

Change the subject or speak crazy frenchy mexican italian language.