Puberty 101 spoof

[drpepper21]

there are so many funny and stupid questions in P101, i figured we could pretend to be p101 posters, it might be fun. ill start.
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omgzers u gais! my penis iz growing! am i gonna die?

[Josh9961]

Not if you rub it with a cactus
!!!!!!! QUICK

[drpepper21]

okay! im rubbing, but nows its bleeding! WHAT DO I DO?!

[Josh9961]

Cut it off and exorcize teh demon!!!!! Teh power of chirst compels you

[MysticalBurrito]

GET A SNAKE TO BITE IT QUIEK!!! :o

[drpepper21]

it fell off... does this mean im gay? :o

[MysticalBurrito]

Yes.....

[Josh9961]

THIS MEANS YOU MSUT SHAVE your pubes with a rusty squirrel!!!!! and lactate!!!

[drpepper21]

ah! i think im growing a vagina!

[Josh9961]

FILL IT WITH cement and rabid chameleonic kittens!!! hurry we dotn ahve much time

[drpepper21]

WAIT! when i shave my pubes with a rusty squirrel, can i make designs? lets start a pole.
WHO LIKE PUBIC CROP CIRCLES?

[Bougainvillea]

teh kittehs exapd!!!11!! kill em wit teh nife!

[Josh9961]

Not me. aliens landed in mine!!!!


Help i was masturbating and my dog walked in and coughed. now my penis is turning green and smiling at me!! it has legs

[drpepper21]

you need to rub cheddar cheese on it! quick!

[Bougainvillea]

i thnk i hav kitteh aids?
zomg!
am i okk.....???????!!!1!!!111!!!!!

[drpepper21]

i had phone sex, and i got hearing AIDS!

[The Joker]

:confused: my penis is tiny its' 10 inches ere3ct

[Bougainvillea]

Haha!
I like that one.

[Josh9961]

I Jo'd on my bro and he drowned, am i gay?

[MysticalBurrito]

I had sex with Nik am I gay!!??!?!?

[drpepper21]

what the difference between boys and girls?

its okay, every time susan boyle walks into a room, everyone turns gay.

[MysticalBurrito]

Can someone tell me how to wank???

[Josh9961]

Yes, rub garlic on your nipples and put a tampon in your eye to be straight again.

Help Pen0r grew in my ear!!!

[Bougainvillea]

You get a bear trap, a racoon hat and a cow bell...

[drpepper21]

can you use peanut butter as lube?

[Bougainvillea]

YES!!1!!!111
its awesome

[Sunshine Girl]

If i chop of my penis will a new BIGGER one grow [email protected][email protected]?##?
lawl

[drpepper21]

my balls smell like pie! someone help!

(juno <3)

[MysticalBurrito]

Someone want to cam and show me your penis?!!?
XD

[Josh9961]

More
cowbell!!!!



Ow i cutoff my ear pen0r
and raccoons ate it
my sister watched my porn and got gay and my cum isgreen helpz!

[Sunshine Girl]

LADY GAGA says she can breathe out her penis. why not [email protected][email protected][email protected]?#

[Bougainvillea]

Come on, we need more cow bell!
I <3 Christopher Walken.

i ate dog food. am i gay??111!!!!!!!!

[Josh9961]

her penis is on her nose



Help I had anal sex with my girlfriend and her strap on broke off in me now im pregnant and an apple pie fell out of my scrotum!!

[Josh9961]

Help i think i jsut double posted am i gay?

[Silverfist64]

very.

Do girls have penis'? Am i gay for having a brother and not a sister?

[Josh9961]

I jerk off to slipknot videos and it makes me turn into the incredible hulk with clitoris's instead of eyes. !!!!!!!!!! HELP

[Sunshine Girl]

DOES DOG SEX MAKE ME [email protected]?
what about flamingo sex??

[Josh9961]

Argh not the dogsex stay where you are!!! Ill send mc hammer to cleanse you of your sins!!! You cant touch this

[Bougainvillea]

In third grade, I looked up this girl's shorts, and I saw part of her vagina. I started going around telling people that I sw her balls, because I thought everyone had them!

Am I gay??111!!!!!!!

[Josh9961]

No i saw balls once.






















Awkward feeling right now. HELP PEN0R IS GROWING into my leg!

[drpepper21]

i have AIDS! and its fatal! but i was wondering, is it the 24-hour kind of fatal?

[Josh9961]

No you have longer than 24 hours. sleep with anyone you can find. dont use protection, it will make your AIDS worse!!!
HORRIBLE GREEN PUSTULES WILL ERUPT ON YOUR PENIS!!


HALP I CANT STOP MASTURBATING furiously with this MELON!!!!

[MysticalBurrito]

Okia so I was wanking...
My penis puked
all over my dog
How do I clean it up?

[2D]

HALP!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 I just took a bit out of a melon and then my ears were used for masturbation!!!!

AM I GAY OR JUST BI?

[Josh9961]

Hoover your dog then fill your bath with sulphuric acid and bathe in it to get rid of pubic lice and unwanted spots and skin


=3 I told you not to fuck with the melon ;)

[MysticalBurrito]

I had sex with myself am I a hamster?

[Sunshine Girl]

to clean it up? omg call an ambulance its radioactive and may kill your family

[MysticalBurrito]

But but...
I can't touch myself it's a curse!
I'll just eat it

[Josh9961]

I Shoved a gerbil in my ass with a tube


Now its coming out of my chest like THE ALIEN


AND IM HAVING MY PERIOD EVEN THOUGH IM PREGNANT MALE AND 127

[mrmcdonaldduck]

OMG

you got like swine flu

you should see a doctor

[ShatteredWings]

http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=38610

Oh MAI GODDDDD
Iz g3tt!ng taaaaaaalerr OMG OMG iz gona stop gwoing soonn caz im not gona fit in doorz soon!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!

[Bougainvillea]

meh kitteh wuz likkin meh balls.
i has kitteh aids!

Gwyn, lol.
"I don't have a penis, my mom claims its because I'm a girl. I don't believe her... What's wrong with me?"

[Zero Beat]

HAHAHA THIS IS GREAT :P

A looked at myself im the mirror and got hard. WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!

[ShatteredWings]

1-youz a tranny!!!
2- omg you're leik soooo gaaayyyyy

[Underground_Network]

0.o I'm too lazy to revive my other thread that was at least somewhat more successful than this (but will probably be left in the dust shortly)... So...

I just licked my cat. Does that make a homosexual? Or am I just a transvestite?

[Leprachaun]

I touched a carrot while thinking of pregnant fish and now i think i have swine flu!!! HELP!!!! I really dont know what to do!!?!?!?!?!?!

[drpepper21]

you guys! i get turned on by lady gaga, this means im gay right? helpz!

[MysticalBurrito]

OMG I FCKD A FH AD T SCRMD T M HWELP!! :o

[Leprachaun]

yesterday I spunked for the first time, does this mean i have AID's? help me i'm really confused:confused:?????????

[marty]

um k so i wwas takling to my friend the other day and she said "omg..thats gay"

does that mmaen i'm gay?

i'm really wuried help

[danielg]

what happened to the penis last thing i heard it got chopped off maybe one of the kitten ate it :eek:

[mrmcdonaldduck]

omg bro, my balls are like hairy bro

am i gonna get aids or something?