Aha , i found this amusing :)

[changed]

Pick the month you were born in

1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I cuddled with
6 - I smoked with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I kiilled
11 - I slept with
12 - I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the trojan man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a homo
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the kool-aid-man
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a condom
14 - a whore
15 - an orange
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 - a horse
19 - my boyfriend
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - my lover
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a hottie
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Your grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs


________________________________________

I killed a homeless guy because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[Sunshine Girl]

I ran naked with an orange because I love marijuana
ahaha
lol XD

[Patchy]

I killed my lover because thats how I roll

Hehehe made me laugh :P

[nick]

I ran shirtless with a french fry because thats how i roll

[ShatteredWings]

I banged a dog because the lil people told me to

uhhh

[Bougainvillea]

I killed a homo because I smoke crack.
:P

[Rutherford The Brave]

I stabbed a jar of honey because thats how I roll.

[Triceratops]

I slept with a condom because I'm good in bed.

Mine sucks.
How ironic that each one was to do with sex. :|

[The Joker]

I ate my crush because the lil people told me to.

Oh wow. :P

[BlackenedSilver]

I slept with a french fry because Im gay.

Lol! :biggrin:

[YesterdaysNews]

I cuddled with your dealer because thats how i roll

[Death]

I killed a homeless guy because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

I can't help but notice that I have said precisely the same thing as the OP! WTF!?

[GoneInTheWind]

I shot Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[marty]

i ran naked with an easter egg, because i'm a pimp and you're jealous.

[changed]

I killed a homeless guy because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

I can't help but notice that I have said precisely the same thing as the OP! WTF!?


Yay :)

[tyler27846]

i smoked with a homo beacuse im a pimp and you are jealous

[Never_Forget]

I killed a glass of milk because thats how I roll...

Odd.

[Silverfist64]

I banged your dealer cause i had to.

[Bougainvillea]

Haha.
We should just start doing random ones.

[drpepper21]

i slept with a stripper because i have AMAZING boobs.

[Hyper]

I smoked with my lover because I've got abs

Hmm not too much to complain about that one x.x

[broken.figurine]

I slept with an easter egg because I'm gay.

[ErykaInspire.]

I cuddled with a glass of milk because I love marijuana, lmao!

[NightFighter]

I ran shirtless with Santa Claus because thats how i roll.

[Death]

Random one: I banged your grandma because I'm good in bed!

[ylllek nivyer]

i killed a toothbrush because i have amazing boobs.
(;
that holds some truth.
lol.

[Death]

I ate a jew because I've got abs!

[Mzor203]

I ran naked with Santa Claus because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.


0_o

[Death]

I ran naked with a stripper because I'm sexy as hell!

[The Joker]

Random: I banged a homeless guy because I love marijuana..

[Perseus]

I stabbed a bowl of cereal because thats how i roll

[MysticalBurrito]

I ate an orange because I have double D's
O_O Wtf

[djunlogical]

I stabbed my crotch because the lil people told me to

[Death]

I smoked with a dog because I smoke crack!

[Alfred Pennyworth]

I cuddled with a pornstar because that's how I roll.

[MysticalBurrito]

I ate an orange because I have AMAZING boobs.

[Kahn]

I ran shirtless with a whore because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

Really what a coincidence. My birthdate is 8/14 and my shirt color is blue lol. I really can't believe thats what came up. It's like perfect.

[drumir93]

I needed Paris Hilton because that's how I roll.

[Grey fox]

I smoked with my boyfriend because i'm sexy as hell.

Oh yeah! :)

[laurita_21]

I ran naked with a home less guy because thats how i roll

lool

[Contra]

I banged the kool-aid-man because I'm a pimp and your jealous!
X3 Haha!

[cherry_boi]

i stabbed a whore because i'm shirtless >.<

lmfao

[MacMilker]

i killed Barny the dinosaur because i have AMAZING boobs.... ouch :(

[Hezzy]

I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because I'm good in bed
wooot how awesome is that :P

[LuvsandHugs]

I ran shirtless with a bag of weed because I smoke crack
o tht makes perfect sense :)

[mexa]

I stabbed Paris Hilton because im sexy as hell.

hahahaha i sure did...

[Quick_Sylver]

I banged Santa Claus because I hate my life

amazingly moronic but funny as hell...

[brandon333]

i cuddled with a jar of honey because thats how i roll. quick question is a 5.4 inch penis normal for a 13 year old

[OneManArmy]

I smoked with a prostitute because I've got abs.

wtf? I got a prostitute just so i can have a smoke with her. Makes no sense, but all of these don't.

[kenoloor]

I banged a Jew because that's how I roll. Ummmm.........

[TheKingDavis]

I ran shirtless with a jew because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[Harley Quinn]

I smoked with a glass of milk because I'm sexy as hell XD*

[2D]

I cuddled with my crush because I'm sexy as hell.

I win.

[Boredomino]

I ran naked with a porn star cos I'm sexy as hell.

Well, I'm not gonna argue with that...

[ylllek nivyer]

i killed a toothbrushed because i'm sexy as hell.
;)

[sweetmisery]

I ran naked with Santa Claus because I'm a pimp and your jealous. :D

Haha.

[Appleton]

I ran shirtless with the trojan man because I've got abs

[Kaius]

I Ran Shirtless With My Lover Because I've Got Abs

[diamond jetstream]

I banged a jew because im sexy as hell haha sooo cool
ok random-I stabbed a jar of honey because i smoke crack

[AllThatIsLeft]

I ran shirtless with a condom because I love weed.

[Mal]

I cuddled with my crush because I have AMAZING boobs!

Hehe, it was going so well 'til we to got my shirt...

[DecemberRain]

I killed a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy as hell.

[Aves]

I cuddled with a toothbrush cause I love marijuana

[Rainstorm]

I killed a whore because I love marijuana. Lol

[cristian123]

i ran naked with a porn star because im sexy as hell, XD, lol

[Fruit_Tart.]

ha ha.
i banged a homo because im sexy as hell.
ha ha. lol :))

[Soccerkix]

I killed a bag of weed because thats how I roll

[Evermore]

I killed a prostitue because I have AMAZING boobs?

[dmeek7]

i banged a stripper b/c im gay

[Kaius]

I Ran Shirtless With My Lover Because I've Got Abs

[Harley Quinn]

I smoked with a glass of milk because I have double D's

:D looool

[Zanra]

I needed a jar of honey because that's how I roll

[Sugaree]

I banged a bag of weed because I love marijuana.

Didn't see that coming...

[ChaoticHarmony]

I shot a prostitute cause im a pimp and your jealous...
bwahahahaha

[Black or White]

I shot my lover because Im sexy as hell

[L]

I ran shirtless with a dog because im sexy as hell.

lol...

[Cobain]

I cuddled with your grandma cause I'm sexy as hell.

That one actually makes some sense.

[goneghost]

I cuddled with a prostitute Because thats how i roll
lol

[HellHound]

I banged a prostitute because thats the way i roll

[misery_business]

I ran naked with a homeless guy because im sexy as hell
lool

[Sith Lord 13]

I killed a jew because I've got abs.

[Scarface]

I slept with a bowl of cereal because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

[HillBillyWilly]

I shot my boyfriend because that's how i roll

I'm not gay, but i do find this amusing

[CantBeTamed]

i killed a bag of weed because the lil people told me to

[Uranus]

I needed
A bisexual
Because that's how I roll...


Wtf?! :D

[CosmicNoodle]

I banged a Trojan man because I'm good in bed.

[Uranus]

I banged a Trojan man because I'm good in bed.

Wtf?! Lmao xD

[Elliott_hn]

i killed my lover because thats how i roll

[Luminous]

I slept with a homo because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

[Calliope]

I shot Paris Hilton because I love marijuana.

.......................ok

[Typhlosion]

I banged a homeless guy because I'm a pimp and your jealous

:)

[Remora]

I stabbed the kool-aid guy because there's noodles in my nose, YAY! ~


( :3 )

[the main man]

i sot a hottie because I've got abs