Vending Machine Game!

[changed]

It goes like this you insert something into the vending machine like this

"I insert a ninja star"

Then the person below you would answer like this
"You get an angry ninja because you stole his ninja star,
I insert a Xbox"

And it would just continue like that, complete randomness..but fun
.. i'll start.

I insert chuck norris

[Cromm]

Chuck Norris breaks through the vending machine and chokes you to death just to suprise you.

...did you really think you could insert Chuck Norris unless he let you? It was all a cleaver rouse to lull you into lowering your guard! .... not that he'd need to lower your guard, he just thought it was funnier that way. :P



I insert a spent cartridge casing from a .357

.

[Death]

The machine rejects it and shoots it right back at you and wounds you.

I insert myself.

[Cromm]

You get eaten by the gears of the machine.... I get the grim reaper keychain that poped out!

Yay me! ;)



I insert a Kiebler Elf

.

[Death]

His mum then comes to avenge him.

I insert a £1 coin.

[Cromm]

Three game tokens come out... but you don't know what they're for....


I insert 40 quatlus

.

[Bougainvillea]

You get a dollar.

I insert a DVD.

[Cromm]

You get the book it was based on! ... now go read it! :P


I insert a print-out of 100 txt smiley variants

:-)

[Bougainvillea]

You get a text message saying '(:' lol

I insert a candy wrapper

[Cromm]

You get an unwrapped candy .... eew, it has a hair on it!


I insert a lock of my own hair.

[Zephyr]

You get back a pedobear with a fuzzy back and chest.

I insert my last shred of dignity.

[Bougainvillea]

You get a stripper uniform.

I insert my dog.

[YesterdaysNews]

you get a litter of puppies

i insert a rock

[Bougainvillea]

You get the rock you just put in.

I insert a $20 bill.

[YesterdaysNews]

you get 2000 pennies

i insert a chopstick

[changed]

you get a stick chopped up

i insert my head

[Bougainvillea]

You get a note saying "Wash yo hair, foo"

I insert a joke

[changed]

you get an email saying your joke will be considered being funny

i insert the machine

[Bougainvillea]

You get a mini snack pack...

I insert my finger

[YesterdaysNews]

you your fingernail trimmed

i insert a sharpie marker

[changed]

you get a fine for graffiti

i insert a coin with string attached

[YesterdaysNews]

the machin eats your coin and replaces it with a yo-yo

i insert a leaf

[Bougainvillea]

You get a tree.

I insert a dollar.

[YesterdaysNews]

you get 15 cents

i insert a light bulb

[changed]

you get nothing because its an energy saving light bulb that only works after 20 minutes !

i insert a banana

[Bougainvillea]

You get an apple.

I insert a note saying "I'm bored"

[YesterdaysNews]

you get a note saying "me too"

I insert an eyeliner pencil

[drpepper21]

you get the joker.

i insert lady gaga.

[Rutherford The Brave]

I insert a 5 pack of beer.

[drpepper21]

I insert a 5 pack of beer.

um... you did it wrong.

[Rutherford The Brave]

um... you did it wrong.

What if I dun want something I just want to insert something

[changed]

i insert a candle ..

[drpepper21]

you get a fine for arsonry.

i insert lady gaga.

[Death]

What if I dun want something I just want to insert something

You didn't say what the poster before you recieved from his insert.

you get a fine for arsonry.

i insert lady gaga.

And you get back man gaga.

I insert a live wasp.

[changed]

you get elected queen wasp

i insert YOUR FACE !

[Death]

And you get back my face!

I insert my sperm.

[ylllek nivyer]

you get a baby!!!

i insert my fingers.

(that's what she said)

[Bougainvillea]

You get a condom.

I insert a kitten.

[ylllek nivyer]

you get a lion.

i insert a lighter.

[djunlogical]

you get a no smoking sign

I inset a peice of vynil (an LP or record depending where you come from)

[Death]

And out pops a bomb.

I insert one of my teeth.

[BlackenedSilver]

Out pops the Tooth fairy.

I insert a Guitar.

[ylllek nivyer]

it plays a beautiful song.

i insert my underwear.

[Viral Death]

It turns them into a bra

I insert my knife

[BlackenedSilver]

It turns into an angry cat.

I insert an empty can. (What is that not a bin? :P)

[ylllek nivyer]

it spits it back at your face.

i insert a blanket.

[BlackenedSilver]

Out comes a bed.

I insert an episode of south park.

[drpepper21]

out comes a pedophile.

i insert furry handcuffs.

[Cromm]

You get a note saying "I'm into kinky stuff too, for a good time call..." and a cell number.

... shame it doesn't mention gender! :P


I insert the stuffed pedobear I got earlier.

[Death]

You recieve an episode of South Park.

I insert a 1p coin.

[Cromm]

You get an ice ray, 'cause you frozen, dog!

... too soon? :P



I insert a paper origami ninja star.

[BlackenedSilver]

A real one flys out back at you. Good job you ducked :P

I insert.. ;) Some coffee.

[changed]

you get sleeping pills , arent u a lucky ducky

i insert a dead bird

[BlackenedSilver]

Out come the birds ghost.. It haunts you forever for disposing of it's body in a cruel way.

I insert a blank piece of paper

[Cromm]

You get a 419 scam email printed out on it. Come on, help a the great grand nephew of the Nigerian rebel forces leader get his money out of the country before the cruel oppressive government takes it! .... you only have to give him your bank account information, and he'll transfer the money from, I mean, TO your account. Really! It sounds perfectly rational and totally on the up and up.


....


I insert a copy of my unpublished memoirs.

[beedubs]

you get a copy of your published memories.

i insert a lightbulb

[Bougainvillea]

You get light.

I insert my penis. :P

[Cromm]

You get a flashing sign on the vending machine that says "REJECTED, PLEASE USE ANOTHER DICK"

:D


I insert a live white lab mouse.

[mrmcdonaldduck]

and it turns out to be one of the mice from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy



i insert the question to life the universe and everything

[Cromm]

You get a quarter, a dime, a nickel, and two pennies.


I insert a fake moustache.

[hunt4840]

you get a new ugly mom with the fake moustache on her face

i insert my car keys

[marty]

oh....this machine doesn't take car keys. sorry!

i put in all of my hopes and dreams. im not using them anymore.

WOAH DEPRESSING

[scuba steve]

you get a crappy flat in Soho, London and a 1997 ford fiesta 30,000 mileage
Bwahahahahaha

i insert a bottle of fine wine perfectly matured for fifty years in the frozen wastelands of the Beringe strait

[Viral Death]

You get grape juice


I insert one bullet

[Aneklusmos]

you get it shot in your leg

i insert facebook

[Viral Death]

You get Twitter

I insert a phone book and cell phone

[ylllek nivyer]

it spits them back with a note that says "one at a time dang it!"

i insert my mom.

[Viral Death]

You get your dad

I insert my laptop

[Aves]

It only accepts desktops.

I insert a gun.

[Aneklusmos]

You get a peace flag

i insert a condom

[Viral Death]

It spits it out and says we are both guys

I insert Itunes

[Cromm]

You get a ZUNE!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA... :P



I insert a gold foil wrapped chocolate coin.

[Viral Death]

Turns into a plastic gold coin and spits out a paper saying it is Dieabetic
lol
I insert my M1000 Lingo Full Keyboard Phone

[scuba steve]

you get a BT phone box (no phone... just box)

i insert five pounds

[Viral Death]

You get a dollar

I insert propane!

[Cromm]

You get a note that says "thanks for the refill, I was running low"

... and then an animatronic dragon sprouts up from the top of the machine, breaths fire, and folds back down like a transformer.



...


I insert 100 LEGO bricks

[Viral Death]

It makes them into a real F-16 and says I love legos!

I insert a Colt.45 Handgun

[djunlogical]

It takes it and holds it to your head... out comes a pedobear that was inserted earlier and it sexually molesters you infront of a camera with a direct link to youtube... MWAHAHAHAHA Serious evilness

I insert My sadness (thank god that's gone now)

[Aneklusmos]

it spits out a sour patch kids pack.

i insert the economy

[Viral Death]

Spits out the president and a baseball bat to solve the problem

I insert a Ka-Bar

[Cromm]

You get a cookbook and a note that says:

"Please find new hobbies, your obbsession with millitary weaponry is disturbing fellow VTers."

:P


I insert a VooDoo doll

[djunlogical]

you get a pack of pins :)

I insert my dignity

[scuba steve]

you get a prostitute outfit

i insert J.K Rowlings left slipper that she wore whilst writing: Harry Potter and the Chamber of secrets

[Aneklusmos]

You get a stone tablet that says, "what the fuck is this? Give me some of da real stuff!!"

I insert a Vans shoe

[Cromm]

You get a pair of Nike hightops


I insert the sheet music to "Thriller"

[Viral Death]

It shoots it out and says "this shit sucks get some better music"

I insert my puppy misty

[Aneklusmos]

You get an adult dog named misty.

I insert a t shirt

[Viral Death]

You get jeans

I insert a dvd of grand torino

[scuba steve]

you get a bottle of depression

i insert some Rhubarb

[Aneklusmos]

You get a strawberry-rhubarb pie.

I insert all my lost love

[Viral Death]

You get a can of hate lol

I insert a tatoo

[YesterdaysNews]

you get a peircing

i insert my waterlogged blackberry

[Cromm]

You get 5 pounds of freash blackberries;
the machine flashes a message on it's LED display saying:

"Thank you for recycling. :) "



I insert 3 grams of cocaine.

[scuba steve]

you get Nestle sued for getting all their consumers high of their vending machine candy from traces of coke on the chocolate

i insert sugar, spice and everything nice

[Viral Death]

You get a paper with a picture of a girl

I insert my txt message from Kyle

[scuba steve]

you get a tex mex meal deal

i insert a krabby pattie

[Viral Death]

You get chum

I insert 2000 page paramedic book

[scuba steve]

you get series 6 of Scrubs

I insert a can of unisex deoderant

[Viral Death]

You get some panties! lol I hate scrubs

I insert derectTV

[scuba steve]

you get a sky box with a note saying don't be a cheapscate with your basic cable

i insert the complete series collection of Father Ted

[Viral Death]

You get your new father and his name is Ted

I insert a M-16 A2

[scuba steve]

you get an SA80 bullpup rifle much better gun

i insert an M249SAW

[Viral Death]

You get a Mk48 and jacked up with a red dot site and a bi-pod with a verticle grip

I insert a glock18C

[scuba steve]

you get a PSNI (police service northern ireland) uniform to match our standard side-arm

i insert an italian m9 pistol

[Viral Death]

You get a Beretta 92FS which sucks

I insert a Berret 50 cal.

[scuba steve]

you get an R700 bolt action with a note saying keep your sniper traditional and wooden

i insert a mauser c96 (aka the broomstick)

[Viral Death]

You get a Remington 870

I insert a Artic Warfare Sniper Rifle

[djunlogical]

you get a nuclear warehead

I insert a broken condom

[scuba steve]

you get------ A BABY BOY........LOOK, LOOK EVERYBODY HE'S GOT BLUE EYES!!!!

I insert a sharpie marker

[Wakoabs]

You get back david beckham

(he always in the adverts)

I insert a mug of hot chocolate.

[Viral Death]

The maching throws it back at you and says I WANTED COFFEE

I insert Eminem!!!

[Aneklusmos]

You get rock n roll

I insert a train wreck

[Music Lover]

you get smoke

i insert my phone

[Viral Death]

It spits out a Iphone 3G S and says you sure a lucky but too bad it is broken

I insert Virtual Teen!

[scuba steve]

you get a good few hundred teens stuffed through your letterbox

i insert a pork pie

[djunlogical]

you get a pig in a fake mustache and posh glasses who says "excuse me, would yo not eat my behind, i need it to do my buisness"

lol - I'm not veggie

I insert 1 of my 2000 watt party speakers!

[scuba steve]

you get a hearing aid

i insert a PS3

[Viral Death]

You get a PS2

I insert a Desert Eagle .50 AE

[Aneklusmos]

You get a hippy compound

I insert a sexy nurse outfit

[Viral Death]

I says its your a lucky Guy today and spits out a fat ugly guy in the nurse outfit

I insert my camera

[Cromm]

You get a photo of the inside of the vending machine!

... it's filled with weaponry you and Skuba_Steve have fed it.



I insert a peace medalion.

[scuba steve]

you get a 500 year old map leading you on a goose chase through Latin America searching for aztec gold

i insert Simon pegge

[Cromm]

[Ha! I just watch National Tresure 2 last night! Coinsidence? :P ]

You get a criket bat. ... Hey look! Hear come some zombies!~



I insert a photograph of myself.

[Aneklusmos]

You get a key to the playboy mansion

i insert my sweat

[YesterdaysNews]

you get a bottle of your sweat

I insert an earring

[Zephyr]

You get back cheesy, oversized cubic zirconium studs.

I insert a used condom.

[Cromm]

You get five bucks, and a message window reads:

Thank you for contribuiting to our genetic database. When my people destroy your planet to make room for our new dyson spere, this record will be retained to preserve a portion of your species. Your cooperation is appreciated. Resistance is futile.



I insert my hand made plans to the Deathstar.

[Music Lover]

you get a ninja star shot at you and you die

I insert my car keys

[djunlogical]

you get a hooker, dangling your keys infront of you

I insert my youth

[Cromm]

You get the "Summer of '69" single... those were the best days of your life... OH YEAH!



I insert this month's issue of Modern Bride.

(I had to get rid of it somehow... my girlfriend was looking at it!)

[Aneklusmos]

You get a copy of Ancient Bride. Wow, look at that dinosaurs dress!

I insert the ability to make fair and equal judgements

[scuba steve]

you get an apocalyspse, no governmental human can handle such common sense

i insert Al Gore

[djunlogical]

you get a rapist

I insert The all of Google's memory. (which is aprox. 1.5 Pb .. 1 536 Tb ... 1 572 864 Gb ... 1 610 612 736 Mb ..... 1 649 267 441 664 Mb .. 1 688 849 860 263 936 Kb ... I'll stop here

[Harley Quinn]

you get the world biggest explosion

i insert a teddy bear

[Music Lover]

you get a bear fur:rolleyes:

i insert an empty CD

[Rutherford The Brave]

You get a half of a cd

I insert a half pack of smokes.

[Harley Quinn]

you get tar

i insert a cookie

[Music Lover]

you get a list of websites your crush has visited

i insert my hatred

[Random_oso06]

you get a cat with a gun

i insert a pedo bear

[Zephyr]

You get back Mr. Rogers.
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m294/mareh674/TVradiomoviePICSgifs/139216901_m.gif

I insert a freshly stolen kidney.

[Music Lover]

you get two tickets to the movies

i insert a dice

[Harley Quinn]

I put in my ipod which rocks:)

[djunlogical]

you get two tickets to the movies

i insert a dice

you get a lucky "6"

I put in my ipod which rocks

you get a Christian rock CD =]


I insert my 1 hour mix, Virus (on the dancfloor) - dj unlogical

[Cromm]

You get "Antidotes" by British band Foals.


I insert the shirt off my back.

[scuba steve]

you get the trousers off your shins

i insert Adam West

[Cromm]

You get the key to the city of Cohog!


I insert Family Guy, season one, the complete box set.

[Charleigh]

i get a slap
i insert my mum xD

[Cromm]

You get a scolding to about how the games work. :P ;)


I inserted a lightly floured rolling pin. :)

[Music Lover]

you get a massage

i insert my bible

[Cromm]

You get a copy of the Koran.


I insert three walnuts.

[scuba steve]

you get gladiator mice ha,ha,ha...

i insert BT

[Music Lover]

you get TB

i insert my signature

[rukiayua]

lol
you guys are awesome

[scuba steve]

you get a discover card

i insert a Cadburys dairy milk bar

[ManyPearTree]

You get doritos

I insert a tire

[scuba steve]

you get a wire

i insert twizzlers

[Cromm]

You get a bowl of strawberries and a note that says, "Here, have the real thing; it's better for you."


I insert an arcade token from Chuck E Cheese's

[scuba steve]

you get a cheap toy whistle

i insert a psp

[Music Lover]

you get a seashell

i insert a used handkerchief

[Cromm]

You get a box of tissues.

"handkerchief"... seriously, grampa? Get witht the times. :P



I insert my business card.

[Music Lover]

you get MY business card

i insert music

[Cromm]

You get sued by the RIAA.


I insert a wooden Kendo sword.

[The Boy Genius]

Your camera pops out with naked girl pictures and you look at then so much that a anvil falls on your head

I insert a VENDING MACHINE

[scuba steve]

you get some nuka cola

i insert Jam. But not just any jam.........M&S jam

[Music Lover]

you get into a traffic jam xD

i insert a poké-ball xD

[drumir93]

You get a pikachu, he electricutes you to death. Isn't that lovely?

I insert the planet Neptune.

[The Boy Genius]

Then Thor is pissed because you did not insert your penis and takes a electronic crap on your head

I put in a Nazi maid that is evil but i think i can changer her

[Viral Death]

Spits out a jew jiggalo and says good luck

I insert my gf

[Cromm]

I insert a wooden Kendo sword.

Your camera pops out... Looks like someone wasn't paying attention. :P

I insert my gf You get a bitchslap. I mean, seriously, what were you thinking, trying to put your own girlfriend into a vendtion machine!? You're lucky she didn't kick you in the nads!

:p

And just because I'm tired and bored...

I insert a 12 inch rubber penis.

[scuba steve]

you get a book on kamasutra

i insert Green Day

[Viral Death]

It spits out a paper and says, "thank you for getting rid of that sitty band"

I insert Eminem

[scuba steve]

you get a shitty come-back

i insert jesus' lego blocks

[drumir93]

You get Satan's Erector Set.

I insert the rotting carcus of Janice Joplin.

[sabin22]

u get a dead fat guy 2 the face

i insert the Bush family

[scuba steve]

you get war and all round stupidity

i insert matt clay hair wax

[OhHeyItsTy]

And Helen Keller comes out of the machine, wanting to do an Irish jig.

I insert a pokeball.

[2D]

You get your head shoved up Snorlaxs' ass.

I insert salt water. xD

[MichaelxMortified]

A sharkk jumps outt and chomps off yourr headd.
OM NOM NOM!!
lol fail.


I insert a lava lamp~

[Music Lover]

you get a rug

i insert a chewtoy

[OhHeyItsTy]

You get a crazy dog that thinks YOU'RE a chewtoy

I insert a poptart

[Viral Death]

It spits it out and says I wanted a toster struddle


I insert Moutian Dew

[MichaelxMortified]

The machine gets all hyped up andd attacks you.


I save you by inserting a knife.

[Viral Death]

Spits it back out at me while I am running away

I insert English 8th Grade

[Cromm]

You get English 9th Grade and a bill for thirty euros.


I insert /b/

[Viral Death]

It says wtf is this


I insert a remmington model 597 .22

[2D]

You get death.

I insert a penguin soaked in motor oil. >=D

[Music Lover]

it's rejected

i insert dust

[2D]

You get killed by an Arabian dust storm.

I re-insert penguin, but soaked in used motor oil this time.

[The Boy Genius]

A car driven by Isac Newton drives into and kills you thus proving every action by Newton kills some one

I insert a Communist

[2D]

You receive AK-47 fire.

I insert a book.

[Harley Quinn]

You get a 900 page thick thingy

i insert a riot

[Contra]

You get Paramore's album.

I insert a donut.

[Harley Quinn]

you get Homer Simpson

I insert Jacoby Shaddix (google him, but i only like his long hair :P)

[Contra]

You get a wig equal to his hair... XD (I googled him..)

I insert Garfield.

you get Homer Simpson

Btw, I knew somebody would answer that... :P

[Harley Quinn]

http://treesflowersbirds.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/garfield-coffee.jpg
You get Grumpy Garfield ^


i insert my dog O_O

[Contra]

You get my dog... :P

I insert a hot cup of coffee...

[Harley Quinn]

Yay i get another dog...;)

You get marshmallows to dip in

I insert my hug :hug3:

[Contra]

You get my hug (is it good?)

I insert a lot of love

[Harley Quinn]

YAY i got a Amazing hug

you get a Pillow o.O

i insert Mr Mambo

[Contra]

LOL

You get a DVD with dancing lessons :P (sorry, don't really know what Mr. Mambo is...)

I insert weed