Vending Machine Game!

[KenFisher]

You get ABBAA. In the alternate universe they think this is better. Extra A ftw. I insert Portsmouth the football club.

[dmeek7]

they gang up on you and kick ur @$$........i insert

thin air.


try and find something that will hurt me from that!!

[L]

you get thick air. too thick for your lungs to breathe, and you choke to death. :D

i insert the holy bible.

[KChiChi]

um... you get a one-way ticket to hell. *why the hell would you put HIS WORD in the vending machine??*

i insert a cookie

[KenFisher]

You get nothing. It eated it.
I insert my mock exams.

[KChiChi]

egh... that's complicated. takes it, chews, spits it out wet and disgusting says, 'don't like that, you prick. i don't do others' work for them!'

give hundred dollar bill

[MadWorld]

*Steals money and run away laughing*

I insert a taco.

[vendingworld]

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[Idek912]

The taco leaks hot sauce into your eyes.
I insert a rubber band, bottle cap and paper clip

[Haleyzmont]

Those all get thrown back at you and the machine starts singing "rejected, rejected, you just got rejected, r-e-j-c-t-e-d, rejected"
I insert an elephant

[John Marston]

The elephant gets angry at you for trying to put it inside a vending machine and stabs you with it's trunks.

I insert a tomahawk.

[dark_soul777]

You get an angry old woman who was in the machine and got hit in the face by it.

I insert another old woman (who fights to stop me but fails ;)

[Music Lover]

You get a baseball bat.... XD
I insert shrapnol :P

[Jess]

you get a pencil

*inserts CD*

[Losing Sanity79]

You get a jukebox!

Insert a blueberry.

[Silicate Wielder]

You get a poisenous box... of berries.

I insert my orb of good fortune. (It gives its owner good fortune. heheheh, try and make something come out that hurts me! >:D)

[Mob Boss]

It shoots out a fortune cookie with the word "good" imprinted on it.

I insert a bunny rabbit

[PinkFloyd]

You get an exploding vending machine and Ink everywhere.


I insert a car muffler taken off of a 1992 honda accord

[Jay_Team_Swagg]

The car muffler still has some carbon monoxide inside. You get trapped inside the airless vending Machine and sufficate. I insert a cell phone

[Jimmy Page]

You get an old phone from the 80s

I insert a guitar pick

[Sudds3]

A guitar comes out....irony! You lose your guitar pick but end up with a guitar!

Insert 50 cents

[Jimmy Page]

Ha,I'm a fingerpicker so I don't need a pick :P
You get a kick in the chest

I insert a condom

[Fractured Silhouette]

The same condom comes out. Covered in a sticky white substance. O_O

I insert a human heart.

[Jimmy Page]

A zombie comes out and eats your brain

I insert a blackbird

[Sonic Boom]

You get a live Somalian baby.

I insert some cocaine

[Fractured Silhouette]

You get a junkie.

I insert a shoe.

[Jimmy Page]

You get two

I insert a brit

[Fractured Silhouette]

You get a British butler.

I insert a bit of my hair.

[Jimmy Page]

You get a clone

I insert my glasses

[Fractured Silhouette]

They come out again, cracked. Frustrated, you kick the machine, it fires out a brand new pair of glasses. Your are pleased.

I insert my Xbox 360. :3

[Jimmy Page]

It gives you a ps3 :D

I insert myself

[Fractured Silhouette]

It spits you out on a beach in Hawaii wearing swimming shorts.

I don't wanna ps3 :eek:

I put in some Hydrochloric Acid.

[Jimmy Page]

Yes you do darling :P

It spits it out on your face

I put in the cutest guy ever

[randomnessqueen]

it gives you the cutest couple ever

i insert my face

[Foamy]

It gives you scratches

I insert an old man

[Jess]

water comes out

-inserts a pencil-

[Silicate Wielder]

you get a board with a nail in it, careful we don't want anyone getting hurt.

I insert my spare 3ds dock.

[DarkHorse4eva]

You get a spare foot

I insert an A-bomb

[Silicate Wielder]

you get an F-bomb

I insert a wanted criminal

[Snookers]

he grabs you and drags you inside the vending machine where he kills you.

I insert Jay-z

[DarkHorse4eva]

You get beyonce

I insert a cat

[Silicate Wielder]

you get a trip to the emergency room, out came a lion.

I insert my coupon for a free $100 gamestop card.

[IsANerd101]

Out comes Rick Astley.

I insert a paradox.

[Chimpchar]

Out comes every video game boss, shouting "You can't do that!!!" Uh oh, better run.


I insert Netherlands.