Vending Machine Game!

[Harley Quinn]

Mr Mambo is my teddy LMAO

You get a plant fertilizer

I insert Arctic monkeys

[Contra]

You get all my love!!! YAY

I insert... mmm let's see... my Family Guy t-shirt

[Harley Quinn]

wOot

you get Peter Griffin pole dancing :P

i insert my Papa Roach albums

[Contra]

You get a guitar to play them yourself...

I insert a crane (?.?) XD

[Harley Quinn]

You get a new building to build or demolish

i insert a baby

[Contra]

You get a teen

I insert you...

(BTW, was that one on the Arctic Monkeys just for me? :))

[Harley Quinn]

you get a Ninja instead

i insert Barrack Obama

(Maybe...)

[Contra]

You get a USA flag...

I insert Google

(Maybe, huh?)

[Harley Quinn]

You gain world domination

I insert my hamster called steve

(i like Arctic monkeys)

[Contra]

You get Steve Smith, from American Dad (crazy vending machine... XD)

I insert my dinner

(Then I like you...)

[Harley Quinn]

yay

you get a dog eating it up

i insert a coin

(Then yay)

[Contra]

You get 2 coins

I insert Bill Gates

[Harley Quinn]

you get old.....

i insert my weirdness

[Contra]

You get mine... :P

I insert a lot of work

(BTW, gotta go, it was a pleasure playing these games with you! See ya!)

[Harley Quinn]

yay

you get a pen in return

i insert my Mum o.O

[Contra]

You get... your mum back :P

I insert a joke

[Harley Quinn]

you get a laughing spaz fit

i insert my family car

[Contra]

You get free gas for a year

I insert a fun family Christmas dinner

[Harley Quinn]

you get one of them crown hats

i insert free hugs for a year

[Contra]

You get my hugs for that year (you're thinking : OH NO!!!) XD

I insert a box filled with love letters

[Harley Quinn]

lol (i am lol)

you get a box of chocolate

i insert my phone

[Contra]

You get a new one

I insert a MSN that isn't messing up... :P

(Oh, you are? :D)

[Harley Quinn]

you get your butt on and add me

i insert my water

[Contra]

You get juice

I insert the UK

[Harley Quinn]

you get my home

i insert portuagal

[Contra]

You get my home (well... kinda, it's not portuagal, i know, it's a typo... :P)

I insert Coke

[Harley Quinn]

im sorry my typo sucked

you get high

i insert a magazine

[Contra]

you get the next week edition

i insert a big plate of confidence

[Harley Quinn]

you get a happy siobhan kinda

i insert life

[Contra]

you get a joy filled life

i insert a kiss

[Harley Quinn]

you get a heart

i insert time

[Contra]

you get more time

i insert a poem

[Harley Quinn]

you get a mended tear

i insert a book

[Contra]

You get a fan

I insert courage

[Harley Quinn]

you get better and keep on going

i insert my soul

[tomy]

You insert your soul because you are a soulseopath (a person that is belived to have no soul)

I insert toast. X D

[Harley Quinn]

you get peanut butter

i insert the sky

[Contra]

You get blue paint... XD

I insert VT

[Harley Quinn]

You get me :P

i insert a jail

[Contra]

LOL

You get me... unfortunately

I insert pancakes

[Harley Quinn]

you get a muffin

i insert a burger

[Contra]

You get plastic bread

I insert a shopping cart

[Harley Quinn]

you get free food for a lifetime

i insert P101

[Contra]

you get a gazillion questions about penis size... :P

i insert my life

[Harley Quinn]

ewwwwww nasty

you get a burgular stealing it AKA me :P

i insert bda speling

[Contra]

LOL

You get a dictionary

I insert a flower

[Harley Quinn]

You get chocolate back

i insert a big bowl of.......hugs

[Contra]

You get a bowl of hugs used by me! :P

I insert Big Brother

[Harley Quinn]

You get little sister

I insert a goodbye. (i have to go out with my grandparents) :( :( :( im sorry

[Contra]

(LOL)

You get a tear (It's okay... :))

I insert the words "I miss you"

[Harley Quinn]

You get me not leaving for another 15mins :)

I insert :hug2:

[Contra]

You get a "Thank you"

I insert a big lasagna

[Harley Quinn]

You get some meatballs inclueded

i insert a dice

[Contra]

Good...

You get Monopoly

I insert a bug

[Harley Quinn]

yOu get a swatter

I insert my diary

[Contra]

You get it back, read by me... :P

I insert a ninja star!!

[Harley Quinn]

You get the secret life of a ninja diary aka siobhan's world


I insert an apple

[Contra]

You get my t-shirt with an apple

I insert a Humbug (hint hint)

[Harley Quinn]

you get a kiss? :P (im not getting the hint LOL)

i insert me

[Contra]

("Humbug" - latest Arctic Monkeys album :P)
(Btw, you already inserted yourself..., but it's okay)

You get you filled with hugs and kisses :P

I insert a printer

[Harley Quinn]

You get my homework....;)

i insert an pizza

[The Boy Genius]

you get some pacman that eats you and your family and then for dessert he eat all the love,hate and tragedy in the world but is caught by Blinky the ghost and Casper the now not so friendly ghost.


I insert a Monty Python Sketch

[Harley Quinn]

You get my puke

I insert john-john

[Contra]

You get Bhan-Bhan!

I insert Bhan-Bhan

[Harley Quinn]

You get LMAO

i insert a msn that fucks up

[Contra]

You get your MSN

I insert a MSN that don't fuck up for Siobhan

[Harley Quinn]

You get :)

i insert my shoe

[Contra]

You get the other shoe

I insert The Simpsons

[The Boy Genius]

You get an angry prisoner named Bubba



I insert Virtual Teen Forums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Harley Quinn]

You get bart

i insert a hey

[2D]

You get hay

I insert a scoodie.

(google it)

[Harley Quinn]

You get bhan bhan :(

i insert "miss you"

[Contra]

You get a not very good-looking piece of clothes...

I insert school

[Contra]

You get "miss you too" :(

I insert a poem for you

[Harley Quinn]

You get a divert to my diary...

I insert a happy siobhan :)

[Contra]

You get a happy João... :)

I insert an orange

[Harley Quinn]

You get an apple

I insert chucks

[Contra]

You get ones too :P

I insert Taylors

[Harley Quinn]

You get more

i insert my pe kit which i have to use later

[The Boy Genius]

You get a fatass you likes smelling your sheets



I insert Virtual Teen Forums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Harley Quinn]

You get EVERYONE!

I insert my lost spam buddy...

[Contra]

You get me, that's here for now!

I insert hugs (again!)!

[Harley Quinn]

You set hugs AND kisses

I insert a mars bar

[Contra]

You get "Snickers, get some nuts!"

I insert Mars Delight

[Harley Quinn]

You get "Snickers, get some nuts!"



LOL

You get Mr.T

I insert Ice

[Contra]

You get "Oh, I knew what that was..."

I insert meatballs

[Harley Quinn]

You get a messy plate

I insert a "why you leave.."

[Contra]

You get "Imma have dinner"

I insert "In a moment or so, I need to take the trash out"

[Harley Quinn]

You get "John-John aww"

i insert "Hehe"

[Contra]

You get "I already took the trash out!"

I insert "I wuvs you"

[Harley Quinn]

You get :wub:

i insert my dog

[Contra]

You get "You already inserted the dog XD"

I insert "gots to go" :(

[The Boy Genius]

You get slapped Siobhan.

I insert Gold fingers hand

[Contra]

(Siobhan wouldn't slap me, would she?)

You get "Idk" :P

I insert pop art

[Harley Quinn]

(Siobhan wouldn't slap me, would she?)
John-John no i wouldnt :P


you get a 3d monster

i insert an "im sorry i scared you :(!

[Contra]

You get a "Don't be fool, you didn't"

I insert a "Really, don't worry... :)"

[Harley Quinn]

You Get...."dont lie to me...you were worried..."

i insert i need a shower soon.

[Contra]

You get shower gel

I insert "Can I rub your back? :P"

[Harley Quinn]

Oi you get....sure...;)

i insert water

[Contra]

You get cold water :D:D:D:D:D

I insert hot water :P:P:P:P:P

[Harley Quinn]

You make me shiver...:D :D

i insert my pile of homework i havent done in ages...

[Contra]

You get the god damn homework back, mine are enough... :P

I insert a shiver only I can cause

[Harley Quinn]

You get me cold..

I insert a blanket

[Contra]

You get that blanket around you

I insert "Blanket", Michael Jackson's son

[Harley Quinn]

You get awwww

I insert "Im sorry im off to have a wash"

[Contra]

You get cleaned

I insert a pizza, for when you get back... :P

[Harley Quinn]

You get thank god im hungry :P

i insert more food

[Contra]

You get "Good, I'm starving!"

I insert "I wuvs you so"

[Harley Quinn]

You get "i wuv you too"

i insert strawberry smoothie

[Modus Operandi]

You get whipped cream.

I insert a phone.

[The Boy Genius]

You get a trampoline



Insert a vending machine

[2D]

You get the weight of 2 vending machines crammed into one falling on top of you.

I insert my bitchy art teacher.

[Contra]

You get a goat

I insert a car

[Harley Quinn]

you get me in the drivers seat :D

i insert 'im sorry'

[Contra]

You get "It's okay, it was just confusing"

I insert "Forget it"

[Harley Quinn]

you get....'NO just talk to me....'

i insert 'your not weird''

[Contra]

You get " I just feel weird, I'm not weird, at least in some ways"

I insert "I still wanna talk to you"

[Harley Quinn]

you get 'so do i'

i insert 'its fine you dont really understand'

[Contra]

You get "I think I understand, we just don't get each others points"

I insert SPAM

[Harley Quinn]

You get me and you spamming

i insert "i think your right..."

[Contra]

You get "You can bet I am"

I insert "I like having deep talks with you"

[Harley Quinn]

You get " your a person i can have deep talks with"

i insert " how is john john?"

[Contra]

You get "In what way? Like how are you, or HOW are you"

I insert "Clarify me"

[Harley Quinn]

You get " HOW are you...?"

i insert " is that better?"

[Contra]

You get "No, sorry"

I insert "I'm fine, but confused, is that what you want?"

[Harley Quinn]

You get " no its not...:( but :hug:

I insert "Why do i need food XD

[Contra]

You get "Because you're hungry"

I insert "So, you wanted to know how I was, my personality?"

[Harley Quinn]

You get " like how are you doing/feeling?"

i insert mud

[Contra]

You get dirty

I insert "I'm feeling fine"

[Harley Quinn]

You get...oh good.

I insert boobs O_O

[Contra]

You get :D'''

I insert a nice ass :P
(Wanna get naughty? Here we go...)

[Harley Quinn]

(oh maybe..;))

you get a whistle

I insert :drool:

[Contra]

You get a towel to clean the drool... :P

I insert grey eyes :wub:

[Harley Quinn]

You get :wub: blue eyes

I insert :woot:

[Contra]

You get calm down

I insert Bhan-Bhan's headphones

[Harley Quinn]

You get my mum to stop yelling at me

i insert my ipod

[Contra]

You get mine

I insert "Fluorescent Adolescent" :D

[Harley Quinn]

You get me dancing as this is an awesome song :D

i insert balaclava (sp)

[Contra]

Oh, I love that one too!
You get me singing (awfully but yet...)

I insert "Crying Lightning"

[Harley Quinn]

You get yay ^_^

i insert the whole album

[Contra]

You get "I love Cornerstone, Crying Lightning, Potion Approaching and My Propeller"

I insert "Favourite Worst Nightmare"

[Harley Quinn]

You get :wub:

i insert :wub:

[Contra]

You get "Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not" (album)

I insert "Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured" (song)

[danzama]

you get: A KITTEN

i insert: A GRANADE

[shikachunin]

I RECIEVE: Grenade

I INSERT: Used condom

[Contra]

You get a balloon (YAY)

I insert "The Vagina Monologues" :P

[mrmcdonaldduck]

i receive sex

insert, 42

[The Boy Genius]

You get deep thought, a Vogon and a handful of angry mice

I insert my imaginary girlfriend

[Contra]

You get crazy

I insert a real girlfriend

[Harley Quinn]

You get .....

I insert Ouch

[Contra]

You get Poor You...

I insert ice

[Harley Quinn]

You get numb

i insert the crosses hurt me :P

[Contra]

You get take them off and then put them back

I insert put them on, they're sexi!

[Harley Quinn]

You get hell yeah they are

i insert the story we've been writing

[Contra]

You get the best text ever written!

I insert imagination

[The Boy Genius]

you get the entire cast of friends and a small rabbit named bob

I insert my imaginary girlfriend

[Contra]

You get "What the hell do you want me to say?"

I insert a carrot cake

[The Boy Genius]

You Steve Balmer and the Beatles repeating Abram Lincons Speach


I insert a trampoline

[drumir93]

You get a bloody tampon, slip on it and break your legs.

I insert a complete collection of Star Wars novelty mugs.

[diamond jetstream]

YOU RECIEVE:fifty cents a piece

I INSERT: a newborn baby

[drumir93]

You receive a chainsaw and a piece of piano wire,... You know what to do.:yes:


I insert the Chicago Bears.

[diamond jetstream]

you recieve bankruptsy

i insert a bottle of whiskey

[drumir93]

You receive John Wayne and a couple of hookers.

I insert "The One Ring."

[The Boy Genius]

You get a angry banana screaming at you that you killed his favorite piece of paper

i insert howared the duck

[diamond jetstream]

you recieve the sexual harrasment panda.



i insert 500 spidermonkeys that have been trained to pickpocket chumps

[drumir93]

You get Ace Ventura and 30 Grand in bail.

I insert a proton pack.

[diamond jetstream]

you recieve: a shit load of angry ghosts stuffed into a little jar.


I insert: 6 of the seven dwarves

[BigBulge]

trying to pay for dopey who was stupid enough to get stuck in there in the first place. They get minced in the coin reader and dopey gets stuck against the glass.

I insert Michael Jackson's nose through the really thin slot.

[TheKingDavis]

You get a corpse

I insert 3 tacos

[drumir93]

You get a mad-cow covered in hot sauce and lettuce running rampant and nailing people to walls.

I insert an Atari 2600

[Alfred Pennyworth]

You get the ET game(awful) for Atari

I insert a guinea pig

[diamond jetstream]

you get a refund on your hampster

i insert a leaky fish tank

[Alfred Pennyworth]

You get a note saying "Your fish are already dead! Get a new tank and fish!"

I insert a Corvette ZR1 (google it! tis very vroom vroomish! tis also my avatar thingie on the left)

[diamond jetstream]

you recieve an italian mistress and a set in the mafia.

i insert: "Massive Mental Midget Mauls Metropolis Making Many Mothers Mad"

[The Boy Genius]

you get a confused an angry cheese cake fly at you yelling my god you ate my granpa you bastered i will make you listen to my songs

i insert a wall

[Alfred Pennyworth]

you get a ceiling, and it falls down and crushes you(silly person, what were you thinking with only 3 walls?!)

I insert a netbook

[The Boy Genius]

you get Harold stringer say they are a race to the bottem and sonys not going to relese one and then 7 months latter change your mind and come out with the same as dell for and extra 300 $ which defets the purpose, also you get an apple tablet that is apples netbook

I insert my mother

[nick]

you get to cook your own dinner and change your own sheets

I insert a raspberry jelly

[drumir93]

You receive a jell-o sandwich.

I insert four bottles of Hydrochlorothiazide in pill form.

[diamond jetstream]

you get "the conspiracy theory"

i insert that whic doesnt exist but magically makes billions of dollars worth of wanted things magically appear and can get into your house regardless of how fat he is or if you even have a fucking chimney

[2D]

You receive Steve Jobs.

I insert longcat.

[drumir93]

You receive this
http://aardvarks.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/weiner-dog.jpg

I insert the entire nation of Switzerland.

[XxHaViiK]

The machine rejects Switzerland and the screen says, "lolwut?"

I insert a bottle of Grape Crush

[Alfred Pennyworth]

You get a bottle of wine.

I insert The Moon

[TheKingDavis]

You get a rock

i insert me

[drumir93]

You come back inside-out.

I insert 1 Euro.

[Alfred Pennyworth]

You get Achmed The Dead Terrorist, because apparently, that is how much he is worth.

I insert a nuclear missle.

[Quick_Sylver]

You blow up.

I insert a slice of swiss cheese.

[drumir93]

You get Norwegian Wood.

I insert the 3 bags of toe-nail clippings I've collected over the years.

[Kahn]

The Machine pukes up everything that has been inserted.

I insert George W. Bush

[The Boy Genius]

You get Al Gore and a bunch of Elves that kick you in the balls and they scream "THE CAKE IS A LIE"


I insert and Pink floyds the wall

[Cromm]

You get a book entitled: "Proper use of grammar in the English language."


I insert a hot iron.

[Alfred Pennyworth]

a letter pops out saying "Ouch! Burn!"

I insert The Beach Boys

[L]

the vending machine throws up the beach boys (apparently this vending machine doesn't like them)

i insert my arm, trying to grab some candy :D

[LunacyFringe]

You get your chewed up arm back (apparently it didn't taste too good), and a plate of veggies

I insert my insecurities

[davidjoshua00]

The thread is already on its 21st page. I think I am already running out of unique idea to insert on the Vending Machine (http://www.vending.com). I wonder if we can get real human on the machine like after Lunacy inserted insecurities, I get Julia Roberts who obviously doesn't have insecurities and so I will insert jealousy.

[BlackBetty]

^^ ok wtf! this has nothing to do with the arcade....

[Kitty Purry]

I insert my foot

[KenFisher]

You get saliva. It likes your foot. I insert my Biology folder.

[LunacyFringe]

You get a stampede of wild animals that trample you.

I insert my school grades -3 A's and 2 B's