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SimplyXD
July 29th, 2009, 03:27 AM
I wanna anally masturbate but don't necessarily want to use my fingers if i don't have to? any ideas or advice?

Commander Thor
July 29th, 2009, 05:03 AM
Markers, pens, bottles (Like small lotion bottles or similar).

Just pick things that you wouldn't be able to hurt yourself with, use your common sense. :)

YourFriend
July 29th, 2009, 05:57 AM
Markers, pens, carrot if you want to. ^^

RobbieDixon
July 29th, 2009, 10:30 AM
Markers, pens, carrot if you want to. ^^

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAH Carrot lol that was in 1000 ways to die lol..

Shoedue
July 29th, 2009, 10:57 AM
Haha yeah...perhaps using your fingers, but covered and lubed up...possibly a latex glove. Just make sure you're not allergic to latex....like on 1000 ways to die :P

Giles
July 29th, 2009, 11:00 AM
Marker pens... not the writing end though... that hurts.

Requin
July 29th, 2009, 11:00 AM
I'd recomend sticking nothing up your ass tbh.
Marker pens? Dangerous. Everything is dangerous if you stick something up there.

I will be honest, its not worth it. Please be very careful, or don't do it.

Θάνατος
July 29th, 2009, 11:08 AM
Well there are safe things to use for anal stimulation. Your finger is the safest thing to use. You need to be careful what you use. Personally I have a few dildos that I use.

I really enjoy anal stimulation.

Skeln
July 29th, 2009, 11:33 AM
Therer are many items of large enough size in your own home you can use. Or you could make one. But make sure it's clean and lng enough so it wont get stuck in there.

Also I reccomend http://www.jackinworld.com

obiwan94
July 29th, 2009, 09:03 PM
sorry for the off topic, but really what is up with people and anal masturbation today? there are like three threads asking the same thing...

and umm, yeah dunno...wear a glove?

bowlheadhere
July 29th, 2009, 10:56 PM
A lot of people try pens first, just make sure that you dont put it in too far. (***OUCH!***)

QuickQuart
July 29th, 2009, 11:48 PM
I've never tried it (I use my finger) but I heard a hot dog works well. Like unheated, out of the package.

coolkid96
July 29th, 2009, 11:56 PM
A carrot works good

IfPigsCouldFly
July 30th, 2009, 02:04 PM
Well i use one of 2 things when i do, either a small marker or one of those jumbo pens with some lubricant, workks really well, just dont go in to far with the smaller objects such as markers, you could lose it and damage your ass.

jake_11
July 31st, 2009, 01:12 AM
This all sounds soooo painful.
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YourFriend
July 31st, 2009, 10:42 AM
This all sounds soooo painful.
=/

Sure it does, but if you're careful, it's not. Using allot of lube will help.

Requin
July 31st, 2009, 11:16 AM
Okay, this has veered off from being a puberty question. Back on topic please or locked.

CestDan
July 31st, 2009, 03:39 PM
OK, well, if you don't want to use your fingers there are many objects like markers, carrots, small bottles, pen, etc. Also I would like to tell you that you should use lube and be very gentle with yourself, I mean, don't do it so hard so you can bleed or get hurt yourself.

Never_Forget
July 31st, 2009, 06:45 PM
I've heard a lot of people say carrots and pens. If you're using something that might break, like a carrot, or a pen with a lid, be sure to cover it with a condom. You don't want half a carrot stuck up your ass, imagine telling THAT to your mom!

kalkidude
August 4th, 2009, 06:07 AM
carrot sounds dangerous.
i'd say use two fingers. that should do it.

Requin
August 4th, 2009, 11:05 AM
I warned you. :locked: