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Dylan303
July 28th, 2009, 02:14 AM
Have you ever gotten an unexpected boner at the wrong time.Tell me how you fixed it.
ekul6159
July 28th, 2009, 02:16 AM
Yes. Swimming pool change room with no stalls. I just faced the wall and didn't look around. It totally sucked.
JackOfClubs
July 28th, 2009, 05:18 AM
Ya I get them a lot, but usually I just pull my shirt down to hide it.
YourFriend
July 28th, 2009, 05:21 AM
Of course i have, but i won't share the experiances here. We aren't allowed to share stories.
Dylan303
July 28th, 2009, 07:59 AM
Ya I get them a lot, but usually I just pull my shirt down to hide it.
me too
Donkey
July 28th, 2009, 08:09 AM
Yes, lots of times. I just think of something disgusting and it goes.
CoolDude1
July 28th, 2009, 12:07 PM
Yes all the time!
I just don't think about it or sometime stop breathing makes it go lols.
RobbieDixon
July 28th, 2009, 12:35 PM
Pull our penis up in your strap?
Giles
July 28th, 2009, 12:38 PM
think about your parents
itsandrew_
July 28th, 2009, 12:44 PM
i have and i just dont think about it.
nick
July 28th, 2009, 12:57 PM
Depends on the situation. Either ignore it and wait for it to go away, or deal with it more enjoyably if thats feasible at the time.
I wear briefs which makes it a lot easier to manage and for it not to be obvious.
Joshm5816
July 28th, 2009, 01:10 PM
The worse time was in church. Couldn't do anything abou it though.
Shoedue
July 28th, 2009, 01:12 PM
I have. In a public changeroom. I just got changed normally and thank god no-one noticed
mosaic.
July 28th, 2009, 01:29 PM
Yup. Flaunt it. Haha!
CestDan
July 28th, 2009, 02:56 PM
Puff!! A lot of times I have had them. Fortunately neither of all had been noticed.
Noah_101
July 28th, 2009, 06:15 PM
Have you ever gotten an unexpected boner at the wrong time.Tell me how you fixed it.
i get them ALL the time
i just try to ignore them and hope no one notices
kdddd
July 28th, 2009, 06:35 PM
yeah i do all the time hahaha but normally i slide it under my boxers waist band so that it wont be seen
beedubs
July 28th, 2009, 08:03 PM
yea... shower after wrestling while waiting for the shower. i just went "im freezing im gunna wait till people start getting out". i didntget fullyhard but almost
marktheman
July 30th, 2009, 06:39 AM
I get them a lot. The worst one was on a nude beach. All I could do was put my hand over it and get in the water until it went down.
Most of the time (when I have clothes on) I stay sitting if I'm sitting, or try to carry something in front of me, like school books. If all else fails, I put my hand in my pocket and try to hold my penis against my body so it doesnt show.
JimSauce
July 30th, 2009, 10:22 AM
Sometimes in school, and I got one while swimming too. I either shove it in between my legs, turn away from everyone, tie a bulky towel over it, or just put my bookbag in my lap.
Awesome
August 2nd, 2009, 01:11 AM
I get then alot all so what I do to get rid of them is quickly think of something random that has nothing to do with sex and the boner just goes away. If you think about the boner it dosen't go away. Just change you mind of what your thinking
charlie w
August 2nd, 2009, 03:45 AM
while swimming at school
Kaius
August 2nd, 2009, 09:52 AM
Lol I've got them in school before, i just tuck it into my boxer waist band
Moneyjr
August 2nd, 2009, 03:30 PM
well .. not...really.. i've gotten a boner before but never had anyone seen it and if i can't hide it oh well, your going to see my 7"inch :P
Kaius
August 2nd, 2009, 05:13 PM
well .. not...really.. i've gotten a boner before but never had anyone seen it and if i can't hide it oh well, your going to see my 7"inch :P
Lol just do what i do, im just over 7'' when im erect, just tuck it into your waist band :P hides it pretty well
kdddd
August 2nd, 2009, 06:22 PM
yeah im same size as u and thats the best way i have found to hid it
electric_feel01
August 2nd, 2009, 06:59 PM
Yes!
I just focus my mind on something else and take deep breaths.
trevor20800
August 2nd, 2009, 07:00 PM
i got it in church a few times. i hate it cuz it was when we needed to get up.
i also got a few when changing after swimming. i just let it be dat way and carry on
nik3boii8
August 2nd, 2009, 07:01 PM
Yup . Flaunt it. Haha!
ACQD139F83J
August 10th, 2009, 09:48 PM
I just do complex arithmetic for a while...
Kevwee
August 10th, 2009, 10:20 PM
Haha yeah i get them like all the time when im in school or im out somewhere. But I herad if you do math in your head it goes away.
crisper99
August 10th, 2009, 10:36 PM
cover it with random things, books, bag, or just slouched and used my shirt to cover
also if you are wearing underwear with a tight strap, put your penis in it and it wont be noticable
Yesterdays Hero
August 10th, 2009, 11:35 PM
It happens to me all the time, usually when I'm walking down a busy street. I usually try and find a place to sit down, so it's not as noticeable. I have no idea why, but sometimes, I just keep walking, and don't give a crap if people notice it or not.
meganfoxlover
August 10th, 2009, 11:44 PM
i get it at the randomest of times and i try to sit down, put my hand in my pocket and push my dick up or if i can, jack offf to make it go down
iceyfresh
August 11th, 2009, 12:53 AM
It happens to me all the time i just adjust were it is in my pants. Its as easy as that.
david_1990
August 11th, 2009, 06:28 AM
if i do get them i just adjust it so it sticks to one side or i put both hands in my pocket and make it a bit less unoticable
Fourth Dimension
August 13th, 2009, 03:25 AM
Yea Its Happened To Me I Just Start Thinking About Random Stuff Likes Songs And Stuff
david_1990
August 13th, 2009, 03:59 AM
yea i get it eveyrwhere lolz.
just dont think that you have a boner or think of sumthing that totally distracts u from it
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