View Full Version : condom hiding place..?
poker852
July 25th, 2009, 04:35 AM
im thinkin about buying some condoms, and i have no idea where to hide them, b/c i my parents find them, i will never see the light of day :eek: so, where do you all "hide" you condom stash?
nick
July 25th, 2009, 05:18 AM
At the back of my sock drawer
mustang
July 25th, 2009, 05:29 AM
i never found the nee to hide condoms but if i did i probily would have on the back of my picture frame or behind my cupboard or something like that
obiwan94
July 25th, 2009, 07:02 AM
Under mattress isn't a bad spot to hide stuff...parents never look there
kdddd
July 25th, 2009, 07:28 AM
or just keep one in you wallet and dont carry a ton around
YourFriend
July 25th, 2009, 07:40 AM
There is a specific spot in my desk in which my folks never look, i keep 'em there.
kyle95
July 25th, 2009, 08:50 AM
parents will always find things you hide. you may want to keep them in your school locker mate.
Atonement
July 25th, 2009, 10:27 AM
If you're afraid to have condoms out in the open, you shouldn't have them in the first place. If you're afraid that someone will find them and you will be embarrassed, you aren't ready to have sex. Period. Same thing goes for if you are too embarrassed to go buy them.
JimSauce
July 25th, 2009, 11:07 AM
In your sock drawer, deep inside a known rolled up pair at the back. You could also use a wallet if it has a zipper, but I heard they melt easily in there. If you suspect your parents will peek around your room to find it, try more desperate measures like inside your printer or a book that they'll never read. :P
Wonder.
July 25th, 2009, 11:08 AM
I don't have any but if I was going to hide them, I would throw them in the corner of my closet which has a whole bunch of useless shit in it. But I wouldn't have to hide them all because my parents don't go into my room.
Sceneboy612
July 25th, 2009, 11:25 AM
Condoms arent really hard to hide. All you need to do is find a cool dark spot where you can put them. ex; [dvd case, game case, inside old ps2, inside a lamp, under something on your floor that dosent move often, etc;]
kyle95
July 25th, 2009, 12:30 PM
i just asked mum and dad, they don't have a problem with me having them handy, in fact they prefer me to be safe. so try asking your folks mate
Skeln
July 25th, 2009, 12:49 PM
Really you can tell yo9ur parents that you have them just in case or you could think of a place that they never check or they don't know about.
rubidoux
July 25th, 2009, 12:53 PM
Under mattress isn't a bad spot to hide stuff...parents never look there
It's also a terrible place to keep your condoms.
Do your parents have a habit of searching through your room if you're not home or something? Because if not, I'm sure a nightstand or desk drawer would be fine. Either way, I feel like it's different when guys have condoms in their room than girls. It's a double standard I know, but I think most parents wouldn't be as upset about finding out their son had condoms as they would if it was their daughter.
CestDan
July 25th, 2009, 01:11 PM
well, first of all, I don't understand parents get angry when they find you a condoms, I mean, It's completely natural and It just means that you are taking care about your health.
Anyway, you can hide them in a drawer which can be locked or under your mattress.
rubidoux
July 25th, 2009, 01:22 PM
well, first of all, I don't understand parents get angry when they find you a condoms, I mean, It's completely natural and It just means that you are taking care about your health.
Anyway, you can hide them in a drawer which can be locked or under your mattress.
That's true, but most parents aren't really thinking that way. The idea of their kids having sex is terrifying, especially with all the teen pregnancy stuff you see on TV now. Condoms don't really ease that fear because that same TV also reminds you that they break, a lot of people who have/use condoms don't use them EVERY time, etc.
The way you think about a lot of things changes drastically once you become a parent.
vito22andolini
July 25th, 2009, 04:28 PM
no offense but your parents arent really responsible , they dont want their children to protect himself , and they will punish you for having natural desires . i dont really hide them , they are just on a table near my bed
Natoja12
July 25th, 2009, 08:12 PM
hide them at the back of your closet, or inside a dvd or game case. A think book would be good to. Also if you have like a tall lamp, you could unscrew it and stick one or two up there?
Natoja12
July 25th, 2009, 08:12 PM
no offense but your parents arent really responsible , they dont want their children to protect himself , and they will punish you for having natural desires . i dont really hide them , they are just on a table near my bed
I disagree thats kinda rude also. To parents sex is frightening. you have the chance of STD's and of course pregnancy. His parents are just be responsible.
tbboltz92
July 25th, 2009, 08:20 PM
I hide them deep in my boxes of random crap. I also keep one in my wallet as well for that just in case instance
poker852
July 25th, 2009, 08:40 PM
That's true, but most parents aren't really thinking that way. The idea of their kids having sex is terrifying, especially with all the teen pregnancy stuff you see on TV now.
that is exactly why, im not embarassed in any way.
Silverfist64
July 25th, 2009, 08:45 PM
If i had any condoms i would just shove them into a corner in my correctly named "junk" drawer by my bed. So much random stuff in there that my parents wouldnt be able to find the condoms let alone the way out of the drawer.
tripolar
July 25th, 2009, 09:43 PM
Bottom of a drawer is a great place, that's were mine is.
sandy
July 27th, 2009, 03:56 AM
wallet inside book
matty.cfc.ahs
July 30th, 2009, 06:50 AM
my parents found mine, and never said a thing, and they know im gay so it would have been a very awkward conversatiion if they did mention it as there was 7 missing.
Kaius
July 30th, 2009, 07:33 AM
You got a book shelf? Hide it behind the books you're most likely to unlikely to read or somethin, and yeah good idea, keep one in your wallet for uhm 'safe keeping' :P
Giles
July 30th, 2009, 11:36 AM
How about.. U just tell ur parents that you have condoms, that way if they find them they wont care.
Kaius
July 30th, 2009, 12:40 PM
Sorry it was an accidental Triple post, can this be deleted
Kaius
July 30th, 2009, 12:41 PM
Sorry it was an accidental Triple post, can this be deleted
Kaius
July 30th, 2009, 12:41 PM
Lol because alot of parents arnt exactly happy their sons are having sex or whatever. And if you told them you've got condoms stashed in your room they'd always think the worst. most parents do whatever age you are lol :P
Am i Right/Wrong?
changed
July 30th, 2009, 12:54 PM
i keep them in my jacket , no one touches it but me so i have no worry :)
trevor20800
August 3rd, 2009, 02:52 AM
id say put them someware like behind somethinglarge. under a dresser (if u have space) etc
Bougainvillea
August 3rd, 2009, 02:55 AM
If you have a jacket you don't wear, just hang it up and put them in the pockets. I do that. :)
Moneyjr
August 3rd, 2009, 03:00 AM
ummm lets see.... under your mattress....i dunno i would need to see a picture of your room to find a hiding spot :P
cole g
August 3rd, 2009, 11:54 AM
in between your boxspring and mattres.
Giles
August 3rd, 2009, 12:04 PM
Lol because alot of parents arnt exactly happy their sons are having sex or whatever. And if you told them you've got condoms stashed in your room they'd always think the worst. most parents do whatever age you are lol :P
Am i Right/Wrong?
Wrong... Whether they're happy with you having condoms or not, once your having sex theres nothing your parents can do about it. I'm sure they'd be alot happier if they knew that you were being safe when you had sex.
Maybe they should think the worst? If the worst is being that your having sex (which apparently, you are), then I think that they should know, it's better you telling them than they find out of somebody else.
Edit: Sorry, i just re-read and realised it didnt make sense... this was in response to "Kaius" post... But directed at the OP's concern/question.
yuppies
August 3rd, 2009, 01:56 PM
Be creative :) Got a gamecube? Put them in the expansion port slots in the bottom and put the cover on. Got a fat PS2? Put them in the hard-drive bay in the back. I don't think any newer game consoles have a hiding place like those do. Any place that has a "hidden" compartment can work.
rugbykidd
August 3rd, 2009, 02:18 PM
I would advise to only keep condoms in your wallet if you are planning on using them soon as they can be damaged by the heat and any coins etc. I got my parents to buy me a filing cabinet that just so happened to have a lock on!!
Kaius
August 3rd, 2009, 02:39 PM
Wrong... Whether they're happy with you having condoms or not, once your having sex theres nothing your parents can do about it. I'm sure they'd be alot happier if they knew that you were being safe when you had sex.
Maybe they should think the worst? If the worst is being that your having sex (which apparently, you are), then I think that they should know, it's better you telling them than they find out of somebody else.
Edit: Sorry, i just re-read and realised it didnt make sense... this was in response to "Kaius" post... But directed at the OP's concern/question.
Lol thats basically what i meant, but their still gonna question you whether their glad your using them or not lol :P i mean yeah their gonna be a bit..wtf but yeah their gonna be happier knowing you're being safe about it. but either way, yeah your right (Aimed at BenMullet)
gothamgirl
August 3rd, 2009, 02:47 PM
Carry Them With You :lol:
ctboii
August 13th, 2009, 06:02 PM
its mad weird if you're just gonna buy condoms for the hell of it. you should have a purpose. also, if you're too embarrassed to be caught with condoms, you shouldnt even be thinking about having sex. i usually hide mine in my nightstand drawer, but i think i might hide em under my mattress now haha.
iceyfresh
August 13th, 2009, 09:50 PM
in my bullet box under my bed and i allways keep one handy in my wallet
malibueedudde
August 13th, 2009, 11:48 PM
under tv
Fourth Dimension
August 16th, 2009, 03:06 AM
me i keep some in my dresser but i also just leave them out in the open and my parents dont care all they care is im safe lol although i did piss my dad off by giving him some as a joke b-day gift lol
aerobooster
August 16th, 2009, 05:45 AM
Under the matress is a good place to hide them.
Grey fox
August 16th, 2009, 06:26 AM
My boyfriend used to hide them in the pockets of his dressing gown hung on the back of his door XD
teenanx94
August 16th, 2009, 11:31 PM
I hide mine in my closet. well my closet is kinda like harrys cuboard bedroom (all you Harry potter fans should know what I mean) I can hide it on a crack in the stairs.
cool7189403
August 16th, 2009, 11:48 PM
I have an old iPod and Cell phone box, (for some reason i never thow them out) and I hide mine in my iPod Box.
Raynes
August 16th, 2009, 11:58 PM
Condoms aren't something you should have to hide. I'll never understand why parent's would rag on their children for having condoms. It's being safe and responsible. I wouldn't hide them at all, and just let my parent's let loose on me. If you think you'll receive 'punishment' for having condoms, then I think you need to have a chat with your parent's about sex. That's right, give them the sex talk. :p
Regardless, if you're forced to hide them, hide them underneath a nightstand, or dresser. They should have reason to move them and see them hidden there.
Dorofolash
August 17th, 2009, 12:01 AM
Empty computer ink box.
MARiFOX
August 17th, 2009, 12:32 AM
lol my sister weres condoms as gloves...any ways i would hide them IN my bed if i had any.
peaceloverugby
August 17th, 2009, 01:04 AM
I don't really need to hide them, I keep them in my wallet and in my underwear drawer
MoveAlong
August 17th, 2009, 01:19 AM
or just keep one in you wallet and dont carry a ton around
Do not keep condoms in your wallet. They will lose strength because your wallet is constantly being rubbed upon and the heat from your body will probably weaken the condom.
This is not even solidly my advice. I heard this from a few different, safe sex sites.
I have no other suggestions.
Kevwee
August 17th, 2009, 01:49 AM
You could always keep condoms like in your wallet or something or underneath your bed. Maybe if you play videogames you could hide some in the game cover like where the disc is at or in the little booklet. Or if you read books hide them in between pages. Haha I guess a good spot could be in your shoes because like who checks in there?? :)
QuickQuart
August 17th, 2009, 03:31 AM
Heh i'm a bit of an expert when it comes to hiding things. If you need "maximum security" some of the best hiding places are INSIDE (not under) pillows, inside picture frames, taped to the back of something against a wall, and, if you have potted plants in the room, buried in the soil. Stay away from windows and lamps--heat damages condoms. And the wallet is a great place to keep them, but not if you want them to stay hidden. They can fall out very easily.
zebrainatree
August 17th, 2009, 08:20 AM
If you're afraid to have condoms out in the open, you shouldn't have them in the first place. If you're afraid that someone will find them and you will be embarrassed, you aren't ready to have sex. Period. Same thing goes for if you are too embarrassed to go buy them.
I completely disagree with this, i first used a condom just to try it and see how to use it, so dont judge what someone will want them for when you dont know why they are asking.
For me, in a wallet or behind a picture or even in a sock in your draw. :)
Rainstorm
August 17th, 2009, 09:33 AM
I don't have any, but if I did, I would put them behind my game tower. It's really cool there, and doesn't get that hot.
thepieman
August 17th, 2009, 12:57 PM
I keep things that I want to hide in a pocket in my laptop case. My parents never go near it because my mum hates computers and my dad has his own laptop. :D
Viral Death
August 17th, 2009, 01:14 PM
Wallet! Duh! I usually keep the rest in the bottom of a airsoft bucket full of bbs
muppletart
August 17th, 2009, 02:13 PM
You should have them greatly on show, infact, spread them out on your bedside table (if you have one).
That way, any girl you bring home knows you mean business. It sometimes saves all the crap you'd normally have to go through.
Shoedue
August 17th, 2009, 03:06 PM
or just keep one in you wallet and dont carry a ton around
I wouldn't reccoment keeping condoms in your wallet, simply because, like other materials, condoms naturally decompose in cold, dark areas (such as a wallet), making the comdom more suceptible to rips and tears
unidanman
August 18th, 2009, 01:22 AM
hide it in a place right under their nose
lol
my parents wouldn't notice it...
and if they even if they did they would make a small fuss over it cos im the shy and weird type then would be fine with it...
skinny_white_boy
August 18th, 2009, 01:28 AM
under my matress
NoFew
August 18th, 2009, 01:54 AM
Inside the printer, p.c, raditor, dvd case, Anythink that comes apart
grimlip
August 19th, 2009, 01:40 AM
in my lock box lol
LaClaire
August 19th, 2009, 04:25 AM
my moms purse :P
i buy my boy friends condom and hide it!
his mothers a snooping bitch.
TrinkTrik
August 19th, 2009, 10:37 AM
Best place to hide them is the places they will NEVER EVER look,
Play Guitar hero? Open the drums and celetape 2 in there,
Got a tower PC you only open?, Open the while pack and celetape them in there.
Play World of Warcraft? Got the battle cheast? Blue Tac them inbetween the books.
Every where has its opertunitys... just make sure you remember they are there.
1 thing i do no1 ever suspects is i take a needle and thread and sew into the corener (not the rubber) and then i tie the sring round the ringpull of a can and hide the cans
then i can pull them out and no1 knows there 5 condoms dangleing down at the bottom of the can.
Noobzilla
August 19th, 2009, 02:24 PM
i am 14, and ever since i was 7 i could be responsible for cleaning up after my self, my parents have not come into my room since, dont you guys get that kind of privacy 0o
hunt4840
August 19th, 2009, 03:14 PM
first off don't put them in your wallet if it is in your back pocket heat cuases them to break faster. alos i suggest that youtalk with your parents about getting you some it may be awkward but its better then them finding them and asking why you have them.
Aves
August 19th, 2009, 03:36 PM
Your wallet is a good place.
Moxen
August 19th, 2009, 03:56 PM
1 in my wallet and the rest I hide in the vent.
sooocrazzzy
August 19th, 2009, 05:19 PM
wallet is a bad place it. the condom can get worn out from it bein in there, and it makes it more likely that it will break during sex
hunt4840
August 19th, 2009, 05:28 PM
Your wallet is a good place.
when you sit on your wallet everthing heats up including that comdom, and when that happens it becomes more likly to break. you will learn some of this when you take high school health.
Aves
August 19th, 2009, 05:32 PM
I'm in health! We haven't started talking about condoms yet though. I guess you could hide em in your sock drawer.
kenshin8106
August 19th, 2009, 10:36 PM
well if you were just to buy a few, keep one in your wallet behind your id, that works for me and it doesnt show, but depends on your wallet, keep em in a ball of socks like in a dresser no one looks XD or in your backpack in a slot on the side no one ever uses..idk XD never had an issue, but i only had the one cus my friend gave me one for my 18th bday XD
Ryhanna
August 19th, 2009, 11:45 PM
My friends parents are so invasive that he actually went to the trouble of hollowing out a book and hiding them in there. which is pretty smart actually. Just dont use a book someone (including yourself) would read lol
ipod444
August 20th, 2009, 04:34 AM
I agree with vindication, if you arenmature enough to buy condoms and have them on you, then your not old/mature enough to be using them
Azzah
August 20th, 2009, 09:52 AM
ahah you'd never be able to guess :)
you may have heard of a game called 'WarRock' which i used to play all the time, and i have a stash of 15 or so hidden in one of my retail boxes from that;) mother will never suspect.
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