I felt like a sicko after anal masturbation

[Alexei]

Hello everyone this is my first post in vt. Here is my issue: I have been occasionally doing anal masturbation for some time and I'm ok with it. (I don't have gay issues, etc..)

Last time I decided to use a certain vegetable(cucumber) for that purpose. After accordingly utilizing the thing, I was faced with the problem of destroying the evidence though. I did not want to put it back in the refrigerator so I ate the whole thing.. (after thoroughly cleaning of course..) I felt terrible afterwards, and I still can't shake the guilt away. I feel like a weirdo for eating something I put in my butt.. I'd like to know if this is an abnormal behaviour or just some crazy bullshit? :what:

[Mzor203]

There is really nothing wrong with what you did. However, you did stick something that your parents most likely paid for up your butt, to put it bluntly. And then you ate it. Thus, you did cost someone money.

As a side note, I wouldn't recommend eating something that you've anally masturbate with, whether or not you washed it well. It's obviously going to feel nasty to you, so that might be where part of the problem is coming from.

There's nothing wrong with you, again. You just need to give yourself some time to shake this feeling off. And, now you know that eating these things just isn't your cup of tea. So to prevent feelings like this in the future, try something different.

[Donkey]

Teeheee.

No need to feel guilty, just make sure that it is fully clean and you don't do any damage. Next time buy your own cucumber if you need to do it again, they don't cost much and your parents aren't exactly going to go through many decades of debt and depression because you shoved a cucumber up your arse.

[obiwan94]

Umm, why didn't you just throw it away? bury it in backyard, or something like that. There are tons of non-edible and washable items that you could have used.

[CestDan]

You don't have to feel guilty. Nevertheless, I suggest you that the next time you'll do it again just throw the evidence away cause eating it you can get some stomach infection.

[MoveAlong]

ok literally I'm sorry but that is very gross. I would totally never ever do anything like that. Next time take it out to the apartment complex dumpster or outside to the trash can. And of course you wouldn't put it back in the fridge! EWWW
If these options are impossible then cut the fruit up and make it look nasty, then put it in the trash. Your parents will be like "what happened?" and you'd say "I dropped it and accidentally stepped on it." Nobody would want that.

I agree with Enbelism, but I totally disagree with your choice.

[byee]

Well, which part here makes you feel shame? From what I can tell, no harm was done. Maybe it was the newness of it, the first time people do things, they often aren't prepared for the feelings that accompany them. But, the feelings seem related to the novelty of what you did rather than any harm that was actually done. So, you might give yourself a break, and maybe remember this for next time, that sometimes what seems like a good idea is more the result of getting carried away by the urge/impulse, and that when that passes, you're left with some feelings. And maybe try to anticipate what those feelings might be before you act on the urge, and see if it's worth it.

Not ruined for life, here, just a teenager. Give yourself a pass.

[kyle95]

mate, vegies are for salads. poking yourself with things has its own issues and i dont wish to weigh in either way. why spend so much time on this sort of thing? cultivate a real relationship with a girl so that the next time you get the urge, you don't raid the fridge and eat the evidence

[JackOfClubs]

Eh...There is nothing wrong with what you did. I wouldn't have eaten the cucumber, you could get sick from the *stuff* left on it. Just throw it in a trash can or something next time. Definitely don't put it in the fridge, imagine a family member eating that! Make sure to use a lot of lube whenever you do that, as it can lead to many problems if you don't....

[JimSauce]

Haha that's pretty funny. *wipes tear* I could see myself shoving a vegetable up my rear if I was that curious, but eating it is a pretty extreme way to get rid of the evidence. Outside disposal works wonders. :D

Next time just buy your own veggie, or your parents will notice the lack of penis-shaped food items in the house and get suspicious. :P

[orangecounty]

Why didn't you just throw the thing away? I don't see why you had to eat it.

Now I am going to be paranoid...what if my siblings used the vegetables in our fridge to masturbate and put it back. Yucky.

[YourFriend]

mate, vegies are for salads. poking yourself with things has its own issues and i dont wish to weigh in either way. why spend so much time on this sort of thing? cultivate a real relationship with a girl so that the next time you get the urge, you don't raid the fridge and eat the evidence

Some teens can't get gf's/bf's. And anal masturbation is more pleasurable for most guys than you'd think, but i agree, using vegies and eating them is really gross for me, and you should try using something else.

[Alexei]

Thanks to everyone for all the constructive advice.. I think the bad feelings and guilt are not associated with anal masturbation but rather the object I used. Food is sacred in my religion/culture so I may be feeling guilty for disrespecting food in such an awkward manner.. Regarding risk of bacterial infection, I must say that it's very difficult to infect your stomach even if you tried to.. Anyway, I'm very positive that the vegie was clean, and I'm not feeling sick or anything..

Regarding why I hadn't thrown the vegie away: It seemed at the time like a good and time-saving idea to wash and eat the thing rather than dressing and walking couple of hundred meters. (the dumpster is a long walk:) Maybe I panicked, I don't know.

I wouldn't use food for such purposes again, anyway. I just wanted to find some relief by sharing this with someone, I guess. As for finding a girlfriend instead of anal masturbation: I don't think that the two are necessarily mutually exclusive. Many straight men find pleasure in anal stimulation. I'm not anally obsessed anyway, I just do it occasionally.. (like once a month or less) But even if I were, that wouldn't make me less straight.

[nick]

Some teens can't get gf's/bf's. And anal masturbation is more pleasurable for most guys than you'd think, but i agree, using vegies and eating them is really gross for me, and you should try using something else.

Agree totally

As for finding a girlfriend instead of anal masturbation: I don't think that the two are necessarily mutually exclusive. Many straight men find pleasure in anal stimulation.
Absolutely.

A cucumber is rather big, go careful with anything that size.

I've used carrots in the past, but no way would I have eaten them afterwards. Top marks for originality there mate. +rep for the originality and the combined amusement/revulsion value

[The Joker]

Thanks to everyone for all the constructive advice.. I think the bad feelings and guilt are not associated with anal masturbation but rather the object I used. Food is sacred in my religion/culture so I may be feeling guilty for disrespecting food in such an awkward manner.. Regarding risk of bacterial infection, I must say that it's very difficult to infect your stomach even if you tried to.. Anyway, I'm very positive that the vegie was clean, and I'm not feeling sick or anything..

Regarding why I hadn't thrown the vegie away: It seemed at the time like a good and time-saving idea to wash and eat the thing rather than dressing and walking couple of hundred meters. (the dumpster is a long walk:) Maybe I panicked, I don't know.

I wouldn't use food for such purposes again, anyway. I just wanted to find some relief by sharing this with someone, I guess. As for finding a girlfriend instead of anal masturbation: I don't think that the two are necessarily mutually exclusive. Many straight men find pleasure in anal stimulation. I'm not anally obsessed anyway, I just do it occasionally.. (like once a month or less) But even if I were, that wouldn't make me less straight.

I'm so glad that you actually understand this so much.

[kdddd]

based on a medical stand point, if it was very very clean then it just fine but if it was not super clean, then it could of given you a bit of a stomach ach but other than that its all good. I mean even if other people think its weird your not the only person who has done it or ever will, personallly its not my thing but your not some gross freak!
-Kyle

[DJthekid]

all i can say is dont feel guilty and dont worry about it beacause many of us have done the same thing

[Veralia]

That is a really disturbing image...

you could of just threw it away, or cut it up and flushed it down the toilet.

[Silent]

[QUOTE=YourFriend;586024]Some teens can't get gf's/bf's. And anal masturbation is more pleasurable for most guys than you'd thinkQUOTE]

100% agreed :)