The food forum helps

[Cloud]

it will prevent instances such as this
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because you wont be making ready meals you will be cooking real food muahahha

so when i thought of this forum my idea was to stop have people living of microwave crap.
something tells me that he should try my idea.....

[Maverick]

So for people like me and Calum we must start with the basics. Like how to butter toast and make cereal properly.

[Mzor203]

To make cereal:

1. Get out a calculator and a ruler.

2. Retrieve the cereal you would like to consume, as well as a jug of milk and a bowl.

3. Measure the height of your cereal box. Then, place the ruler so that it is flush with the edge of the bowl.

4. Use the calculator to find one half the height of your cereal box. Position your cereal box that many inches away from the bowl (using the ruler as reference). Grip the cereal box in the exact center, and rotate the opening towards the bowl approximately 107 degrees. Do NOT rotate more than this or too much may spill out.

5. Wait for the bowl to fill up to the desired amount. Rotate the box the other way 107 degrees and put the box away.

NOTE: This next step must be done with extreme caution.

6. Repeat step 3, measuring the milk jug instead of the cereal box.

7. Repeat step 4, but this time rotate the jug ( 50 + (50/L)*ML ) degrees, where L = the length of the milk jug in inches, and ML = the amount of milk left in the jug, in inches. Rotate the milk jug back to its original position when the desired amount of milk is in the cereal bowl.

8. Put away the milk, and consume the cereal.


I'd write a guide on making toast, but I'm too lazy. :P

[Perseus]

Whoa, he was wearing clothes. And he needs to be smitted in the eyeball.
And microwave dinners are for losers. :P

[Cloud]

haha nice rex
+rep
but im not that retarded
ant might be though
:D

[Mzor203]

Haha, I wanted to contribute to the thread but I have no sound and thus cannot comment on the video. :P

[Maverick]

I'll try that tomorrow morning Rex and let you know how it goes. I'll call you on skype if I need help.

[Cloud]

okay now wheres the tutorial for making bacon and sausage sandwiches??? anyone????

[The Batman]

Step 1. Get out a skillet

Step 2. Turn on one of the eyes on the stove

Step 3. Put the skillet on the eye.

Step 4. Take out desired amount of bacon and slap those bitches in the skillet till you run out of room.

Step 5. Wait until the bacon s a good brown color and flip the motherfuckers.

Step 6. Wait until there is no more white on the bacon and take the bitches out the skillet and put them on a plate.

Step 7. Take out desired amount of sausages and put them bitches in the skillet.

Step 8. flip them bitches when you think one side is done.

Step 9. Flip them bitches again cause you were wrong.

Step 10. Flip the damn things one more time just to make sure and let fry till crispy.

Step 11. Take all of them thangs out the skillet and put them in the plate

Step 12. Turn off the stove.

Step 13. Take out some bread and put the sausages and bacon on them.

Step 14. Put a piece of bread over the sausages and bacon.

Step 15. Eat and enjoy.


My entire method might not work for everyone so if it don't then don't blame it on me bitch you did it wrong.

[ylllek nivyer]

lol, so true :D

[Perseus]

Step 1. Get out a skillet

Step 2. Turn on one of the eyes on the stove

Step 3. Put the skillet on the eye.

Step 4. Take out desired amount of bacon and slap those bitches in the skillet till you run out of room.

Step 5. Wait until the bacon s a good brown color and flip the motherfuckers.

Step 6. Wait until there is no more white on the bacon and take the bitches out the skillet and put them on a plate.

Step 7. Take out desired amount of sausages and put them bitches in the skillet.

Step 8. flip them bitches when you think one side is done.

Step 9. Flip them bitches again cause you were wrong.

Step 10. Flip the damn things one more time just to make sure and let fry till crispy.

Step 11. Take all of them thangs out the skillet and put them in the plate

Step 12. Turn off the stove.

Step 13. Take out some bread and put the sausages and bacon on them.

Step 14. Put a piece of bread over the sausages and bacon.

Step 15. Eat and enjoy.


My entire method might not work for everyone so if it don't then don't blame it on me bitch you did it wrong.

Now, this is epic lulz to the tenth power.

[The Batman]

Hard Boiled eggs.

1. Fill a damn pot full of water

2. Turn on one of the eyes on the stove and place the damn pot on it

3. Put eggs in the damn pot full of that damn water.

4. Let the shit boil for like 10 minutes

5. Take the shit off the damn stove and pour fucking water out without dropping a god damn egg cause if you do so help me god.

6. Turn off the stove.

7. Pour some cold water on them bitches to lvl the temperature.

8. Crack em over and the hell out of them mother fuckers cause you done bitch.

[Sunshine Girl]

haha :)
But in the How to make cereal you forgot somthing.
the spoon! lol im not going to eat with my hands XD

[Zero Beat]

So for people like me and Calum we must start with the basics. Like how to butter toast and make cereal properly.

#1. people can put butter on toast?
#2. make cereal? this must be some sort of dark magic to make cereal!

[Cloud]

haha :)
But in the How to make cereal you forgot somthing.
the spoon! lol im not going to eat with my hands XD

i had to use a fork once it just failed

[BlackenedSilver]

You could technically eat Cheerios with a fork.. that doesn't fail. :P

To that video... Wow.

[Cloud]

they were wheetos leigh and they tasted crappy without the milk

[The Joker]

Lol, ghetto cereal.