Funny quotes from Friends, The TV Show..

[Project Delta]

Coz lana wanted it so bad

Chandler : Condoms?
Joey: YOu dont know how long we are gonna be in here. We may have to repopulate the earth
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that!?

[BlackenedSilver]

(An oven beeps in the kitchen)
Ross: I don't even know what thats for.

(I love that, It's much better on screen though his face is classic)

[Silverfist64]

O i love the F.R.I.E.N.D.S. tv show...i have to watch some of them again to find quotes but one i love but cant remember exactly is Ross finds out that condoms are only like 98% effective and his face is hilarious. He freaks out. Later, Ross tells joey and joey freaks out.

[Project Delta]

Did you know that condoms aren't 100% effective?
WHAT?! THEY SHOULD WRITE IT ON THE BOX
They do...
Where *goes and gets a condom box* well it should be in HUGE letter with big flashing lights

LMFAO

[Silverfist64]

YES!!!!! THAT ONE!!!! Thanks Aaron.

[BlackenedSilver]

Amy - Emma there calling you
Phoebe - PHOEBE
Amy - why does she keep making that noise?

Now where is Lana with all her quotes :P

[Project Delta]

Priest : I take thee EMILY

[Project Delta]

Made for you lana, so put some info in this bitch! xD

[Tiberius]

Phoebe:"here, unbutton your shirt, Chandler is afraid of boobs."

[Project Delta]

Correction Augustus, its

Joey: undo your shirt.. chandler is afraid of bra's he cant work em./

[Tiberius]

I was just going off of a 6 year old memory, cut me some slack :P

[OnlyByTheNight.]

Oh YAY!!!! I LOVE FRIENDS!!!!!!

Joey: But its weird how a womens' purse looks so good one me... a man.
Racheal: Ya Joey, uni-sex.
Joey: No. Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple of days ago.
Racheal: No Joey, U-N-I- sex.
Joey: Well I ain't gonna say no to that! :D

[Blue63]

BEST SHOW EVER! Favorite, always will be!! I know all these by heart by the way, such a dork!


Phoebe:Guess what?
Chandler: The 5th dentist caved and now they're all recommending trident? :D


*Ross is explaining to Ben about Chanukah, they were out of Santa costumes and the only one they had was an Armadillo, he became the holiday Armadillo. Chandler walks in and creates an excuse to leave as santa*

Chandler(Santa):Ben, If the Holiday Armadillo and I are in the same room for to long, the Universe will emplode!

*Later, Joey walks in with a Superman costume, Ben has left, Chandler(Santa), Ross(Armadillo), and Joey(superman) are all sitting on the couch, Rachel walks in*

Rachel: What is this the Easter Bunny's funeral?


*Monica to Rachel, when she first moves to the city*

"Welcome to the real world, it sucks! You're gonna love it!"


*Rachel and Ross are fighting, Ross storms out and as he is walking down the hall Rachel yells*

Rachel: "Hey, just so you know: it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!

*As Rachel is slamming the door, Chandler freaks out*

Chandler: "I KNEW IT!!" (upset)


*The 6 are in an argument and telling each others secrets out of anger*

Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look alike contest and won!
Chandler: Ross Came in 4th and cried!


And of course, who can forget Janis "OH....MY....GOD!!!!"

[Bananaaax]

Ross: I didn't read the whole letter
Rachel: what ?!
Ross: I fell asleep
Rachel: you fell asleeeeeeeep ?!


Ross: Ah love... L-O-V-E love.
'L' is for life. I mean what is life without love?
Rachel: Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?
Ross: 'O' is for OH WOW!
'V' is for this very surprising turn of events which i am 'still' fine with by the way.
'EEE' (squeeky)
is for how extreeemeely normal I find it that you two are together and that one day you might get married... and have children of your own...

Joey: Dude, are you okay?
Ross: Totally!
Rachel: Ross, you don't seem OK.
Ross: I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some *flan*!

[Project Delta]

Lmao keep it up guys! :)

Ross : This is crazy! Beef in a triffle
Joey : I know! And only one layer of jam!?

Ross : It tastes like feet!
Joey : I like it!

Rachel : So you all ate my triffle even though it was disgusting?
Monica's Parents : No... ours is still in the bedroom
Joey : NOpe got that *directs at the dad*A nd i got yours too
Monica : Mines in the bathroom
Joey : Nope got that too.

Rachel : So you were on the balcony and a big bird came and grabbed the desert? and then just dropped it on the street
Chandler : Yes.. but for the moment he had it, he seemed to enjoy it

[OnlyByTheNight.]

*A girl is phoning Chandler who he doesn't want to talk to*
Chandler: What do I do?!?
Phoebe: Be sleepy. Be grumpy.
Rachel: Oh and be dopey!
Chandler: *looks confused* Stop naming dwarves!

[Project Delta]

Rachel : How do you expect me to grow if you wont let me blow
Ross : I have been thinking about it (inuendo style)
Rachel : NO ROSS!

[OnlyByTheNight.]

Monica (talking about the leftover chicken): Ok I've got a leg, 3 breasts and a wing.
Chandler: How do you find clothes to fit?

[Project Delta]

Ross "Here.. i want my turkey now
Chandler : You've got nevada twice
Ross : *hilarious facial expression and 3 second pause * I know *eats turkey hungrily

[Blue63]

Chandler: I even payed for your southern accent coaching, and after $1500 it still came out Jamaican

Joey: What are you talking about, (in Jamaican accent) "The South will Rise again mon!"

[Kaleidoscope Eyes]

I'm surprised that Smelly Cat hasn't been brought up yet! Unfortunately all the videos where Phoebe is actually singing it (the video isn't her real voice, that's why the audience is laughing) won't let me embed so I'm going to put up the part where everyone watches the music video. This is one of my favorite Friends moments by far! Oh, and it has subtitles in some foreign language, but you can ignore those. xD

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Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault!

[Blue63]

Haha how did I forget about Smelly Cat, wow so stupid of me :P

My 2nd favorite phoebe song (2nd to smelly cat of course) is when she is playing for kids and the director asks her to play songs about barnyard animals

Phoebe:Oh the Cow in the meadow goes moo, the cow in the meadow goes moo, then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and thats how we get hamburrgeerrrrs *the kids are petrified*

[OnlyByTheNight.]

Haha.... Phoebe's songs are classics!
Phoebe: Ok so today I have 4 songs about my mothers suicide and one about a snowman!
XD XD XD

[Triceratops]

My friends used to say that Phoebe and I are quite alike. :P
She is by far my favorite character.

Phoebe: "Hey, if we were in prison you guys would be my bitches.”

Monica: "The camera adds 10 lbs!"
Chandler: "How many cameras were actually on you?"

Nurse: *Pointing to Joey and Ross* "Which one is the father?"
Phoebe: "Neither of them, the father is my brother."
Nurse: "Okay."
Rachel: "I am so going to miss seeing you freak people out like that."

Phoebe: "I'm more free. You know, I run like I did when I was a kid because that's the only way it's fun. I mean didn't you even run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? You know, like when you were running towards the swings or running away from Satan?
Rachel: *Looks confused.*
Phoebe: "The neighbors dog."

Phoebe: "If you would like to recieve emails about my upcoming shows then please give me money so I can buy a computer."

Phoebe: "Observe the art of seduction - watch, learn and don't eat my cookie!"

Joey: "What if you saw a three-legged puppy?"
Chandler: "It would make me sad, but I wouldn't cry."
Joey: "Okay then, what if they puppy said 'Help me Chandler, all the other puppies pick on me!' ?"
Chandler: "Cry?! I just found a talking puppy, I'm rich!"

That's all I can think of right now.

[The Batman]

This is about a TV show so
TWPR :arrow: TV/Cinema

[BlackenedSilver]

Phoebe: Someones wearing the same clothes they did yesterday.. get any action?
Chandler: Well you know.
Monica: Woohoo Stud.
Chandler: Well we havn't actually met, we just stayed up all night talking on the internet.
Monica: Woohoo Geek.


Joey: What you doing?
Phoebe: Trying to figure out if Chandlers girlfriend is a girl.
Joey: Thats easy just ask her how long she's going to live.
o.0 (Look by Phoebe and Chandler)
Joey: Women live longer than men.
Chandler: How do you not fall down more?

[OnlyByTheNight.]

Phoebe: You know 9/10 marriages end in divorce.
Ross: Phoebe thats not true.
Phoebe: Ya your right.... So hows the missis?!?

[BlackenedSilver]

Rachel: Oh no! What if she jumps out of the crib!
Ross: Can't hold her own head up, but yeah, jumped.
Rachel: Oh my God! I left the water running!
Ross: Rachel, relax. You did not leave the faucet running.
Rachel: Did I leave the stove on?
Ross: You haven't cooked since 1996!

Rachel: Is the window open? Because if the window's open, a bird could fly in there and...
Ross: Oh my God, you know what, I think you're right! I think, you know what, listen, listen... a pigeon... no, no, wait, an eagle flew in, landed on the stove, and caught fire! The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid! The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression, and grabs the baby in it's talon! Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with water! Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death-grip, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!
Rachel: Boy are you gonna be sorry if that's true..

:P So funny. ^_^

[guacamole24]

Monica: Hey Pheobe, do you wanna go see a movie?
Pheobe: Hey, no thanks, I've already seen one.

[sbusbeex7]

Ross: Are you not seeing him anymore?
Monica: No. You know, sometimes just... things doesn't work out.
Chandler: And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.

[Ramiro]

I only began to watch this show and I really like it now that I can understand it!