Underground_Network
July 6th, 2009, 04:20 PM
A list of reasons as to why
I should never have survived,
Posted on your girlfriend's blog,
Who will notice, through the fog...
That is the internet super highway,
My escape from the desperate kindness:
A charade put on by the deaf and blinded,
The people here and there, and all around me.
There were ten reasons on the web,
That said why I might as well be dead,
Reasons one and two claimed
I'm a crooked bastard and I can't find my way, even with Mapquest.
Reasons three, four and five, as they were written
Don't seem fitting to my description,
But what they said was 'I'm a rapist,
A serial liar and an obsessive sadist.'
But this was all just on
The internet super highway
My escape from the desperate kindness;
A charade put on by the deaf and blinded,
The people here and there, and all around me...
Yet still there is this inner fear,
That people will no longer revere,
Me and my higher standards at all,
Because reason six says 'I'm a girl.'
And then reasons seven, eight and nine,
They say I'm frigid, manipulative too,
And that I don't have a spine (that's not true!),
But yeah I guess that it doesn't matter because...
This was all just on
The internet super highway
My escape from the desperate kindness;
A charade put on by the deaf and blinded
The people here and there, and all around me.
But then again there's reason ten,
It says I'm the worst of all the men,
Which is kind of contradictin',
Since it claimed in six that I'm feminine,
But still it hurts because it expands...
'He once killed a puppy with his own two hands,
He raped an old woman and he stripped for a kid,
A two-year old boy who was dying in bed,
That's how insane this motherfucker is.'
But none of what it said was true,
But still I fear that it could do,
Some serious harm to what I've
Established in my whole lifetime...
But this was all just on
The internet super highway
My escape from the desperate kindness;
A charade put on by the deaf and blinded,
The people here and there, and all around me.
I should never have survived,
Posted on your girlfriend's blog,
Who will notice, through the fog...
That is the internet super highway,
My escape from the desperate kindness:
A charade put on by the deaf and blinded,
The people here and there, and all around me.
There were ten reasons on the web,
That said why I might as well be dead,
Reasons one and two claimed
I'm a crooked bastard and I can't find my way, even with Mapquest.
Reasons three, four and five, as they were written
Don't seem fitting to my description,
But what they said was 'I'm a rapist,
A serial liar and an obsessive sadist.'
But this was all just on
The internet super highway
My escape from the desperate kindness;
A charade put on by the deaf and blinded,
The people here and there, and all around me...
Yet still there is this inner fear,
That people will no longer revere,
Me and my higher standards at all,
Because reason six says 'I'm a girl.'
And then reasons seven, eight and nine,
They say I'm frigid, manipulative too,
And that I don't have a spine (that's not true!),
But yeah I guess that it doesn't matter because...
This was all just on
The internet super highway
My escape from the desperate kindness;
A charade put on by the deaf and blinded
The people here and there, and all around me.
But then again there's reason ten,
It says I'm the worst of all the men,
Which is kind of contradictin',
Since it claimed in six that I'm feminine,
But still it hurts because it expands...
'He once killed a puppy with his own two hands,
He raped an old woman and he stripped for a kid,
A two-year old boy who was dying in bed,
That's how insane this motherfucker is.'
But none of what it said was true,
But still I fear that it could do,
Some serious harm to what I've
Established in my whole lifetime...
But this was all just on
The internet super highway
My escape from the desperate kindness;
A charade put on by the deaf and blinded,
The people here and there, and all around me.