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nick
July 5th, 2009, 11:19 AM
OK, so I think this beats doing self circumcisn with nail clippers, made me squirm reading this one...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5748855/Man-cuts-off-own-penis-during-drunk-DIY.html

I love his mother's comment:-

"This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession."
Donkey
July 5th, 2009, 11:22 AM
Owowowowow..

But Telegraph typo:

In December 200, a 32-year-old man walked into a chip shop in Edinburgh carrying his penis, which he had just cut off.

:D "December 200"
byee
July 5th, 2009, 11:30 AM
This must be an English thing, you know. I understand you guys have had more sunshine this summer than usual. Maybe you're not used to it and you're going mad?

J/k, J/k....:)
ShatteredWings
July 5th, 2009, 11:59 AM
WTF?

Darwin awards honorable mention? If you're doing this, you're NUTS
Zazu
July 5th, 2009, 02:09 PM
Ouch tbh
Perseus
July 5th, 2009, 02:24 PM
Um.. how does one cut off their own penis doing carpenter work with their clothes on?
Antares
July 5th, 2009, 02:27 PM
Dumbass.
Sage
July 5th, 2009, 02:30 PM
Damn, that takes balls. Pun intended.
Cloud
July 5th, 2009, 02:33 PM
Um.. how does one cut off their own penis doing carpenter work with their clothes on?

mustve left his fly open and decided to cut some wood
Perseus
July 5th, 2009, 02:35 PM
Lawl, Calum. I guess he was too drunk to put clothes on. XD
Antares
July 5th, 2009, 03:02 PM
The movie "The Darwin Awards" or something like that is on now gwyn :P
YourFriend
July 5th, 2009, 03:27 PM
it wouldn't be odd if thsi was the same dude who circumsized himself...lol...he's lucky that they were able to reattach it
INFERNO
July 5th, 2009, 05:24 PM
LOL, this article made me laugh so hard. I love the quote where it says "these things happen all the time". I guess it's common for carpenters to start sawing off their wood and not the real wood, poor fellows LOL.
MoveAlong
July 5th, 2009, 05:30 PM
lol.