Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[The Joker]

How to play: The poster above you will give a stupid question and the next will give a stupid answer.

My question: Why am I white?

[Antares]

Because youre purple.

[marty]

On what date is the 4th of july this year?

[Skeln]

185 days from the beginning of this year

Why am I so smart?

[Cromm]

Because yo mama dropped you on your head a dozen times when you were a kid.

:P Sorry, just got back from the "yo mama" thread, and I couldn't resist.


Okay: why do they say you're 'blue' when you're sad?

.

[marty]

obviously because, when you are sad, your intestinal lining turns a striking shade of blue!

what should i do tomorrow?

[humanesquire]

breath


Why is the forum called Virtual Teen?

[Skeln]

So it can lure people thinking that this is a webcam site or a porn site

Why don't I just stop being friends with one of my worst friends?

[HelloWorld123456]

because your a bad friend and you love your worse friend as so not to be a good friend so that your worse friend will remain one of your good friends

wtf have i just said ?

[Flutterfly]

You said hi.

Why do I get confused for a boy online?

[HelloWorld123456]

cause youre confused ? (Serious Ans : Maybe you like him ?)

Why did i give a serious answer ?

[Flutterfly]

Because it didn't answer the right question. (I meant people think I'm a boy a lot >.<)

Why am I posting here?

[ylllek nivyer]

because your heart is in your chest upside down.

why do i retain so much medical information?

[Cromm]

Because you are, in reality, an andriod designed to retain the medical knowledge of humanity so that when the global virus hits and doctors are unable to assist us, there will be someone alive to take care of the sick and injured.


Why do we need a new, new math?

.

[Flutterfly]

because people keep getting "stupider" (we're too smart for our own good)

Why do I bother posting in here?

[Cromm]

Clearly because you're a masochist. :P


If we give peas a chance, won't the fava beans get jealous?

.

[ylllek nivyer]

naw, i already talked to them. they're totally cool with it.


why didn't i get more than 2hrs of sleep last night?

[NightFighter]

the night is only 1 hour long.

Why cant my freckles make a smiley face?

[nick]

because they've lost their pen

why do guys have nipples

[ylllek nivyer]

so aunt jamihma can eat her fruit loops off of them.


why is the man in the moon mad?

[Cromm]

why is the man in the moon mad? Because he's constipated from eating nothing but chease.


Why do they have to specify 'pasturized process cheese food'?

[ylllek nivyer]

duh, so the mice will take the bait.

why isn't constipation contagious?

[Death]

Because constipation has already been in one person's excrement; I find it unlikely it's be able to stomach another's.

How come I'm a boy?

[ylllek nivyer]

because Jesus said so.

why do boys wrestle with the one eyed worm?

[Flutterfly]

Because they think it's fluffy... o.0

Why am I so slow...?

[ylllek nivyer]

your life has so much action, you always have to live in slo motion!
or nobody could understand you.

[MyNameIsJack]

why am I so ugly?

[ylllek nivyer]

whoops, i for got the Q last time i posted. lmfoa.

uhm,, (your actually not ugly at all btw)
the doctor dropped you on your face when you popped out of yo momma. so, now you look like that. lol.



why do i have 10 finger?

[Flutterfly]

You can't count. Check again.

Why can't I know Aaron irl NOW?

[ylllek nivyer]

well, you are so in love that you might explode when you see him
we don't want that.

why does my armpit smell great?
(it really does)

[Project Delta]

Coz... you wash?

Why cant i be with robin irl NAO

[ylllek nivyer]

well, actually, it's because she's so skinny you couldn't see her.
like a peice of paper.
lmfao, wtf.


why do i like this thread so much?

[Flutterfly]

you like weird answers.

Why would I be skinny as paper? >.<

[ylllek nivyer]

well, you aint fat...

so why not paper?

[Flutterfly]

I'm not skinny

Why paper?

[ylllek nivyer]

yes you are, paper is thin.

how come you don't think you are?

[Flutterfly]

I know for a fact I'm not.

Why must you say I am?

[ylllek nivyer]

because,
people think i'm delusional, but in reality i just know everything and people just can't comprehend my knowledge.

why is my rat pink?

[L]

the same reason why my toothbrush is yellow.


why is that?

[ylllek nivyer]

well, you use your toothbrush sooo scarcely that when you do use it all the plaque that has built up over time just stains it.
lmfao.


why don't you brush your teeth?

[Flutterfly]

I do D=

Why don't you?

[ylllek nivyer]

because i believe that is a form of satanic devil worshipping.
i might upset the demons in my closet.
we don't want that.


why do you worship satan?

[Flutterfly]

I don't. I keeled him.

Why do you want to know?

[Bougainvillea]

Because she wanted to give him a message :P

Why do we poop?

[ylllek nivyer]

to get rid of our sin, and cleanse our bodies.
poop=sin.


why does merchant194 make that face in his pic?
(BTW, that is a great face)

[Bougainvillea]

Because I'm cool like that :)

Why does ylllek have such big eyes?

W00rt! 400th post!

[ylllek nivyer]

because tiny eyes would look ridiculous with my lucious lips.

why do you think i have big eyes?

[Flutterfly]

Because you are watching EVERYONE


Why are you you?

[Bougainvillea]

Because of everything in my past

Why is dirt so tasty?

[ylllek nivyer]

the minerals give it superb texture, and an excellent tast.
it goes great on hotdogs.


what are hotdogs made of?

[Bougainvillea]

Pig weiners. Of course :)

Do YOU lik pig weiners?

[ylllek nivyer]

i actually prefer beef over pork.


where do babies come from?

[Flutterfly]

The below poster

How are you today?

[Bougainvillea]

Very hungry

Why is this thread so fun?

[ylllek nivyer]

i'm a witch and i put a "fun spell" on it.
now you have to have fun.
or die.


why are some people so cute?

[Bougainvillea]

That's a tuff one :P

Why are YOU so cute?
Haha :)

[ylllek nivyer]

because i get my beauty sleep. duh.

why is your hair dark?

[Bougainvillea]

Because I dipped my head in the mud :)

Why am I going to make an omlet?

[Project Delta]

Coz your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

why are you faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[Flutterfly]

*cries* lol

Why are you posting in here?

[Project Delta]

Idk... bored

[MyNameIsJack]

why am I BORED?

[Flutterfly]

Because you are you.

Who are you?

[Project Delta]

your love :)

Who are you?

[Flutterfly]

yours ^-^

Why?

[Project Delta]

coz its true love

[Bougainvillea]

Coz your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

why are you faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

I have a fast metabolism.

Do I look fat?

[Flutterfly]

YES;not really no

Why am I such a loser?

[Silverfist64]

because you lost in boys vs girls even when you can go down by 2...

Why couldnt we get the score right?

[ylllek nivyer]

cuz femails is soo moor entelligant.
;)

why does nobody on here PM me?

[Flutterfly]

LIES

Why do you think that?

[ylllek nivyer]

because they don't... :(
nobody likes me at all,
cuz i'm racist.
jk.


why would anybody be racist??
ooo.

[Flutterfly]

because I am racist against whites. *looks in mirror* CRAP! I am white!

Why am I me?

[Bougainvillea]

Because you are you :)

Why do I enjoy chilly nights?

[ylllek nivyer]

cuz you like it when things are tiny, small, shriveled.
:)


what causes morning wood?

[Bougainvillea]

HAHA!

That's a tuff one :P

Why do YOU get morning wood?

[Cromm]

Because they're so much better than jalipeno nights.
EDIT: (too fast for me, I answered two questions ago. Okay, retry)


Because 'morning bamboo' just sounds silly.


Does it really count as 'being married' if it's only in an online RPG?

;)

[Sage]

Only if you get stat bonuses.

Edit: Woah, three of us posted at the exact same time.

Why do goats have horns?

[Sugaree]

Because they're always horny.

Why do little kids always scream at unnecassasary times?

[ylllek nivyer]

well, because some women don't have husbands...
o_O


what does antidistestablishmentarianism mean?

[Bougainvillea]

It's a political standing and the longest word in english :)

How did I know that?

[ylllek nivyer]

your addicted to reading the dictionary like me :)


why do we have 24 hrs in a day?

[Flutterfly]

because 23 isn't enough.

Why do we have days?

[ylllek nivyer]

so we can have birthDAYS :)


what was man's first word?

[Bougainvillea]

Because we need to look forward to friDAYS :)

Why is food so tasty?

[ylllek nivyer]

haha, i answered it before you :p
food is tasty cuz God said so.



why is my labret pierced?

[Flutterfly]

Because...?

What is it?

[ylllek nivyer]

the one lower than snake bites and right in the middle :)
(see pictures for details)
ahhahaah.

why am i short?

[Bougainvillea]

Wtf is that? 8 O
I don't know...

Why am I about to leave to play resident evil?

[ylllek nivyer]

because i keep posting before you and now your angry and can't take it like a real man.
lmfao.
jk.


why are boys confusing?

[Bougainvillea]

Why are girls confused?

[ylllek nivyer]

cuz boy's tend to be meat heads.


why didn't you give me an answer?

[Bougainvillea]

Because I have no answer;)

[Flutterfly]

that was his answer. (EDIT HEY NO QUESTION!)

Why?

[ylllek nivyer]

because i said so.


if you could touch me right now, how would you touch me?
lol.
(it don't gotta be sexual.)

[Bougainvillea]

Hrmm... I'd probably feel your hair :)

Why do people love cookies?

[ylllek nivyer]

because i made them.


if you could touch me right now, how would you touch me?
lol.
(it don't gotta be sexual.)

[Bougainvillea]

I just answered...?

Why did dinosaurs die?

[ylllek nivyer]

OMG, I ALMOST ASKED THE SAME Q LIKE 2 POSTS AGO.
lol.
great minds think alike.
(btw, it didnt say you had answered it when said that)

because they were too old and had osteoporosis and fell down and broke in half.



why do chickens lay an egg everyday?

[Bougainvillea]

Oh sorry. :)
Because we eat their babies everyday.

Why do I prefer to cook my own food?

[ylllek nivyer]

because you hate it when the old lady at waffle house leaves hairs and rat droppings in your food.

why am i a girl?

[Bougainvillea]

Because you have two x chromosomes.

Why am I me?

[ylllek nivyer]

because that's the path you have chosen.
lol.


why do boys put yuckie gel in there hair?

[Bougainvillea]

I don't know
I use this organic wax that keeps it in place but doesn't get crunchy :)

Why do girls with beautiful faces wear cosmetics?

[Cromm]

Because the pretty gel made from kitten's purrs and unicorn hair is only sold in salons.
:P

Why would anyone make a musical about OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooklahoma!?

EDIT:

DANG! Too slow again.
Okay answer to last quetion:

They're only beutiful -because- they wear makeup! (:P Just kidding, it's a stupid answer afterall.)


Okay, same quetion:

Why would anyone make a musical about OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooklahoma!?

:)

[ylllek nivyer]

because some people like it when the wind comes sweeping down the plains!
and the waving wheat can sure smell sweet when the wind comes right behing the rain.
(i live in Oklahoma, would know these things.)


why do we like music?

[Flutterfly]

Because it's music, DUH!

Why is Aaron so amazing?

[Project Delta]

Coz i'm a freak :)

why is robin so cute? :0

[The Joker]

Because God said so.

Why am I medium height?

[Project Delta]

Because i iz r god

why am i soo ... unloveable?

[Flutterfly]

I love you, so you're question is invalid.

Why is the sky blue?

[Project Delta]

Because of the light refraction in the atmosphere... same for why your veins look blue


why am i answering questio ns properly

[ylllek nivyer]

your veins are blue because your blood is blue until the oxygen reaches it...
so, your not answering them correctly.
sorry.
lol.






how come my rooster died?

[Bougainvillea]

Because I wanted to eat him.

Why did my dog die?

[Project Delta]

C0z it was bored an blood ISNT blue!! xD its a myth, it is a lighter shade, but not blue

why is She always wrong

[Bougainvillea]

Because she's always right.

Why are you asking so many questions?

[Project Delta]

Coz your gay, and she isnt right! D=

Why ar eyou gay?

[Bougainvillea]

Because I enjoy sex with girls :)

Why did I fall while drinking water a minute ago?

[ylllek nivyer]

cuz you were tryin to act like it was beer to look cool.
it didn't work.
lmfao.



why is my best friend named shaina?

[Flutterfly]

Because she ran out of names to change to trying to escape you. tehe

Why did I say that?

[ylllek nivyer]

cuz your mean and you hate me :*(


why do i not cry that much

[Flutterfly]

Because you drink too much water?

Why would anyone hate you?

[ylllek nivyer]

cuz i smell bad...
NOT.


why do some people stink?

[Cromm]

Because they don't shower. (Eww...)


Who invented fire?

[Flutterfly]

Because that's there defense against girls that hug too much.
EDIT: OMG I DID!

Why are so many girls obsessed with hugs?

[ylllek nivyer]

hugs feel nice :)
they are wonderful and make you feel all fuzzy on the inside.


why do people say "fuzzy on the inside?"

[Bougainvillea]

Because fuzzy feels good

Why do people say "My bad"

[Flutterfly]

Because it is.

Why do you not?

[ylllek nivyer]

because they've done something awful and they wanna grow some cajones and own up to it. lol. i couldnt think of a funny answer.



why is my bra so shiney?

[Flutterfly]

Why are you looking at it? <<<answer AND question

[Cromm]

Who wouldn't look at a shiney bra? <<-- Answer and question! :P HA!

[Project Delta]

Why are you guys thinking bout this shit? A+Q

[ylllek nivyer]

because it is erotic.


why are bras erotic?

[Project Delta]

BECAUSE THEY CONTAIN BOOOOOBIES...

Why amm i de hyperness

[The Joker]

Because the crack was more potent than usual.

WHAY AM I TEHYPING LIEK THIS

[nick]

because you were busy with your right hand and had to type with your left

Why have snakes on the planet?

[Project Delta]

Coz chuck norris

chuck norris?

[Cromm]

Yes.


Would raisons be considered romantic if they smelled like roses?

[Flutterfly]

No.

why would they?

[Project Delta]

coz they is the sex

what is the sex?

[ylllek nivyer]

me, i'm the sex.


why am i sexy?

[Flutterfly]

You're not to me. I'm srtaight.

Why am I straight?

[Bougainvillea]

Because.... :(

Why don't I know?

[The Joker]

Because you are lacking a brain.

Why do you suck?

[ylllek nivyer]

because your mom likes it.



why am i sunburned?

[Project Delta]

sun...

chuck norris?

[Cromm]

Is that like a Jeapordy question, where the question's really the answer? If so then:
What is, "the badest mofo to walk the earth and who Shaft couldn't hold a candle to" Alex?


If I don't watch Jeapordy, will the World Vision kids still get their soccer balls?

:hmm:

[The Joker]

No.

Are you...?

[The Joker]

No.

Are you...?

[Project Delta]

No

Why is my mate so hammeredd

[NightFighter]

because he was nasty to the hammer

why cant we speak about paint all the time?

[Bougainvillea]

Because paint isn't cool enough.

Why?

[Project Delta]

coz its blue

Why isnt sarah on MSNM!?

[ylllek nivyer]

she's too tired.


why are my dreams so depressing?

[Project Delta]

coz they are made of candy


why are we BOTH posting on BOTH q/a threads?

[ylllek nivyer]

because we're BOTH gangstas.


why am i sooo fly?

[Bougainvillea]

I don't know!

Where did "ylllek nivyer" come from?

[ylllek nivyer]

Reyvin Kelly came from her momma's belly.
haha.

where did "Merchant194" come from?

[Project Delta]

A trader

Why dont you know the simple things?!

[Bougainvillea]

Reyvin Kelly came from her momma's belly.
haha.

where did "Merchant194" come from?

Oh, I GET IT!

This is actually the username my brother uses for stuff. I liked it, so I decided to use it.

[Project Delta]

NICE! MINE WOULD BE spillihp noraa
>.<

[Bougainvillea]

Sounds like an STD

Sirhc Onedec

[Project Delta]

YOu REVESRE the whole thing dumbass :P so yours would be

onedec sirhc

lol so anyways.

can you spam in the arcade since your posts dont go up?

[Bougainvillea]

HAHA! First one on VT to call me a dumbass! :P

I don't think so.

[ylllek nivyer]

i do. lol.
back to the game!!!
its fun :D




why do we like this game so much?

[Flutterfly]

Because you get to spam?

Why is Aaron so sexy?

[ylllek nivyer]

welll....
haha, would you really want anyone other than yourself speaking of him in that manner?

[Project Delta]

Obviously she would! :P

Why am i so damn sexie! :D

[YourFriend]

Because you're my son.

What did i just say?

[ylllek nivyer]

i think you meant daughter...
;]
jk.




why would i even joke like that?

[Bougainvillea]

Because it's fun! :)

Why is it fun?

[Project Delta]

Its not fun... its mean :'( :cry:


Why is everyone so mean to me!

[Flutterfly]

I'm not mean to you... am I?
I love you...


Why you has to be mean to Aaron? =[

[ylllek nivyer]

like he said,
cuz its fuuun :D



why does it matter?

[Project Delta]

Coz Everyone being mean to me is the reason i'm here >.>

Why?

[ylllek nivyer]

you kinda like the abuse ;)




why are grapefruits tasty?

[YourFriend]

'cus you eat them.

who are you?

[MyNameIsJack]

the president

HI?

[ylllek nivyer]

hellow.



is that a pickle on my wall??

[Viral Death]

because it loves the color (I cant think of a good one)

Why am I stupid?

[Bougainvillea]

Because someone dropped you onto your own head.

How do I know this?

[ylllek nivyer]

your brain fell out your ass.




why do some people have foot fetishes?

[Bougainvillea]

Why? Do you? < Q&A

[ylllek nivyer]

not all.


do you?

[MyNameIsJack]

no, do you?

[nick]

depends who asks.

Whats the best way to cook a cat?

[Viral Death]

I dont know how to cook dog

What did I just ask?

[Flutterfly]

The correct answer was eaten by a whale... o.0

Why are me and my friends IRL so screwed up?

[The Joker]

Because you aren't screwed down.

Why is Obama president?

[Flutterfly]

Because he cheated with the votes.

Why do I want to kill myself?

[Project Delta]

Nu uhh... Not allowed eli.. you know that!

Why am i an ass to some people?

[Dragonite]

because they don't have an one...

whats the meaning of life?

[ylllek nivyer]

because too much junk in yo trunk.


why would i say that?

[Project Delta]

Meaning of life is 42

Reyvin coz your a freak


Why can i answer two at once?

[ylllek nivyer]

you have two heads, which must mean you have two brains to answer two questions.


how many heads do i have?

[The Joker]

562. Duh.

Am I a man, or a boy, or a man-boy, or a National Association of Man-Boy love?

[Bougainvillea]

The latter.

Who ate my food?

[Project Delta]

Uhm... *wipes food off cheek* Not me

[Bougainvillea]

You ate my monkey!!!

[mrmcdonaldduck]

because of a lack of bread

why do i like cheese?