Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[kenoloor]

The greatest thing to ever happen to society.

Why do unicorns have horns?

[TylerBecker14]

Because they're horny


I there bisexual people

[John Marston]

Is*
No, it's just propaganda made up by the government to explain the lack of dragons.

Why is cheese cheese?

[SosbanFach]

What else would it be?

[Jimmy Page]

Apples :P

Why is there no dragons?

[SosbanFach]

Why did you use the third person singular form of the verb to be if the subject was dragon plural?

[John Marston]

Because it is the way of the axis.

Why am I here?

[Empty Spaces]

Because I'm eating a bonsai tree to prove I'm not boring.

Why do I have a name?

[GummyBear]

so i can make an anagram

Why am i so self obsessed?

[John Marston]

Becayse of the ritualistic ways of the man in the shack.

Why is my cup empty?

[Jess]

because there's nothing in it

Why am I so quiet?

[John Marston]

Because your voicebox has exploded.

Why am I wearing a hat?

[Jimmy Page]

Because your not wearing a sombrero

Why is John Lennon dead?

[Efflorescence]

Because I killed John Lennon myself.

Why do I love dissecting pigs' hearts?

[Foamy]

Because they're peter griffin.

Why am I a bitch to society?

[Dimitri]

Because you take after a fucking squirrle, that's why....


Why is it that i am enjoying university so much, I love school.

[John Marston]

Because those are the rules... that I just made up.

Why is UKF so awsome?

[Foamy]

Because idk what the fuck that is.

Why is my birthday n0t come yet?

[John Marston]

Search on youtube.

Because it hasn't.

[Hajara22]

Because its different.


why is life so hard...

[Foamy]

Cuz it sucks my acorns.

What is a good stupid question to ask here?

[GabAngel06]

The same stupid question you are asking.

Why is three a number and not a letter?

[Music Lover]

Becuase it is an outcast :( Sad ain't it?

Why is the sky blue?

[Professional Russian]

because grass is green

Why do we have to die

[John Marston]

Because, if we didn't, we'd all grow flowers on our heads.

Why are colours colourful?

[Bmatlman]

because no one likes B&W.

Why am i on this thread

[John Marston]

because trolss demand it.

[SimSailorNick]

why did he not ask a question?

[davyangelomcclure]

Maybe he forgot.anyway why saturday is close to monday and why monday is far from saturday?

[Invincible]

Because that's how your mind works.

Why do pencils have "lead" which doesn't actually contain any lead?

[Lego]

Because they have graphite instead. What is the meaning of life ?

[Overcast]

Why are you asking me?

if there are no colors what color would it be?

[Invincible]

Transparent.

What is your name?

[that kid]

I don't know.

Why are people asking so many questions?

[Invincible]

I don't know.

Why are everyone's questions so stupid?

[User Deleted]

If people's questions are like your answer then its because everyone is being uncreative bums.


What does the LCD in LCD TV stand for?

[Invincible]

Look, colourful dinosaurs!

Who split the atom?

[User Deleted]

Jimmy Neutron

How do you make cheese?

[Invincible]

You point a camera at someone.

Why are Americans stuck on the imperial measurement when most of the world has moved on?

[User Deleted]

Because King tut did the rain dance in egypt

Why do phones ring?

[that kid]

Because barking annoyed people too much.

What is the point of a question mark?

[User Deleted]

A question mark serves as another phrase, when you add a question mark its like adding ",elaborate or I will kill you." as the Egyptians phrased it.

Why don't books have black pages and white words?

[Invincible]

Because ink is expensive.

Is Steve Jobs better than Bill Gates?

[User Deleted]

Because ink is expensive.

Is Steve Jobs better than Bill Gates?

It's stupid answer too, dude. Not just stupid question.

They are both cheese.

What does green look like?

[Overcast]

The opposite of the word pillow.

Where am i???

[RelicHunter97]

Over there? No, in there.

Why did this pudding congeal in my shoes?

[Overcast]

you should just be happy theres pudding in your shoes, makes nice extra padding!

Wheres that one dude i saw that one day?

[Lights]

He became the vice president of the world's leading candyfloss producer.

How did this lilac hair get in this pink candyfloss!?

[Overcast]

idk did u put it there?

Umm can someone please tell me where the nearest bathroom is!!!

[Gandalf]

Last Wednesday.



What is a toe?

[letluvbleedred]

an alien attachment that has been sent to abduct ur body
y r u under my bed?

[SimSailorNick]

Am I or are you just on top of the bed?

[davyangelomcclure]

Its me.anyway why I'm on the top of the bed?

[letluvbleedred]

theres pudding on the floor.
The life question, why?

[Invincible]

Because there's no question about death.

Why do Americans drive on the wrong side of the road and use strange measurements?

[User Deleted]

Because we don't have good tea and everyone (in the lower 48) thinks Alaska is an island chillin' with Hawaii.

Why must the cake be a lie?

[davyangelomcclure]

Because I don't like cake.when is saturday?

[Invincible]

In four days time.

What comes after death?

[Overcast]

the ground lol

Why are there shoes falling directly above me???

[davyangelomcclure]

You're lucky when expensive shoes falling above you,what you like from cheeseburger?

[fatcat101]

he's watching porn up their
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why cant penguins fly.

[project_icarus]

Because your mum baked them cookies.

Why is a pig on my roof?

[TeddyBearRock]

because he lives there.

Where is the chicken

[project_icarus]

In a fat mans rectum

Where is the remote?

[Electra Heart]

Up Sarah Palin's ass...

Why are you such a sociopathic asshole?

[Smeagol]

You are describing yourself, not me

Why did a cybercactus just maraud into your house and eat your baked goods while you were snoozing with your iguana?

[Nukes4fun]

because you saw a happy rainbow explosion today.
why can one not simply walk into mordor?

[project_icarus]

Because you lost the game.
Why!?

[Smeagol]

I don't know...

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[project_icarus]

Becajse it's a raven, open your eyes.

What does this thing do? ... *pulls lever*

[Shark98]

It unleashes a chinchilla from hell :eek:

What does the president say about Geico?

[Dragon_Droppings]

Damn faggots

Why did the chicken cross the road

[Cognizant]

Because it crossed the road

Why is apple awesome?

[Dragon_Droppings]

Because it crossed the road

Why is apple awesome?

Because apples taste awesome

When will the cow jump over the moon?

[WickedWeekend]

Why won't the durr hurr above me ask a question?

[Dragon_Droppings]

Why won't the durr hurr above me ask a question?

Uh mr. Bitch, I did

[WickedWeekend]

Why did he do it again?

[Incompris]

Because he wants to

Why is there a moon?

[WickedWeekend]

Only Banjo knows.

Can I get a shake?

[Dragon_Droppings]

Why did he do it again?

Because he felt like it

Who said I was a boy?

[WickedWeekend]

I did.

Why is Sam a unisex name?

[Dragon_Droppings]

Because I said so

Who chooses my sex for me?

[WickedWeekend]

A Chinese guy.

Am I sexy? hehe

[Dragon_Droppings]

A Chinese guy.

Am I sexy? hehe

Even Justin beiber is sexier

[WickedWeekend]

(okay, stop insulting me)

Just why is he/she not asking questions?

[Dragon_Droppings]

(okay, stop insulting me)

Just why is he/she not asking questions?


Because they don't feel like it

When will the world end?

[WickedWeekend]

At the end of the world.

Is Obama really Michael Jackson?

[IAMWILL]

When Chuck Norris says so.

Why am i posting here?

[WickedWeekend]

Because you wanna get ninja'd.

Am I dumb?

[Dragon_Droppings]

When Chuck Norris says so.

Why am i posting here?

Because Miley Cyrus and Nicki Minaj had a baby

Where can you find neverland

[WickedWeekend]

Up my butt.

Why does Sam skip me?

[Dragon_Droppings]

Up my butt.

Why does Sam skip me?

Because they posted at the same time

What does EternaBoi mean?

[WickedWeekend]

This boy is gonna live for eternity.

Why am I so tired?

[Dragon_Droppings]

Because you don't know how to spell

Why did EternaBoi give me minus rep

[Cognizant]

Because he wanted to

What is it that makes everyone fall in love with my avatar?

[WickedWeekend]

Because IT IS AWESOME

Why doesn't anyone like my avatar?

[Dragon_Droppings]

Because IT IS AWESOME

Why doesn't anyone like my avatar?

Because it isn't awesome

Why do I live in Quebec?

[Malcolm Tucker]

Because it's the way G-O-D intended.

Why is it called a McFlurry?

Moderator Note: Please remember this is a GAME, despite it being "give a stupid answer", there's a line between stupid answer and being stupid and insulting. Just be careful which side you err on, mmkay? :)

[Dragon_Droppings]

Because the sun revolves around the earth

Why does TayZonday have such a deep voice

[Shark98]

Because he ate some SPAGHETTI

Why does my car only go up to 100mph?

[Dragon_Droppings]

Because he ate some SPAGHETTI

Why does my car only go up to 100mph?

Because it feels like it

When will the sun give light to the moon?

[project_icarus]

When I stop doing your mum

Why do TV programs only air on TV?

[Electra Heart]

Because that selfish bitch girlfriend of yours is blowin' all the guys at Hulu.

Why haven't we gone to the moon since the '70s?

[project_icarus]

Because it reminds astronauts of your face

Why is talk radio full of talk!?

[WickedWeekend]

Because they can't have just static.

How big is the Sun?

[project_icarus]

As big as your nose

What is the time?

[ImCoolBeans]

Night time.

Why is my blanket red?

[WickedWeekend]

Cold murder is what it did.

How come I can't get off of here to finish my essay?

[project_icarus]

Essays are evil.

What's my nose's name?

[letluvbleedred]

because nemo left the ocean.
where did the time go?

[project_icarus]

up your ass

Too far?

[Dragon_Droppings]

I am smiling

Too big?

[project_icarus]

No, it's a tiny cunt.

How do people lose their virginity?

[User_Does Not Exist]

TVC--->TFC=TC-TVC

How do you breathe?

[Breakeven]

with ur teeth :o

how do u sleep?

[Electra Heart]

Naked ;)

Where is my mind?

[Skeptical Bear]

Sitting quietly next to your labia :yes:

How can I walk?

[Shark98]

Because you have fins

What did the turkey say to Nostradamus?

[Roses_Are_Yellow]

I just had sex! And it felt sooo good!! :)

Why am I blinking?

[BassSwagg]

Because your not a vampire duh


Why cant I find my invisibility cloak?

[User_Does Not Exist]

Because you swam across the English Channel

What color is Blue?

[Roses_Are_Yellow]

Ask your local worms

Why does my toe speak to me?

[User_Does Not Exist]

Ask you dog

Why does my computer transform into Optimus Prime?

[BassSwagg]

Because hes alergic to bumblebees

what IS Victorias mysterious secret?

[Roses_Are_Yellow]

That "Victoria" is in fact a man (this answer is actually true...)

Why am I obsessed with Harry Potter at the moment?

[Electra Heart]

Because you need to get a life ;)

Why am I so sexehhhhh??

[project_icarus]

'Cause you're 100 y/o

What is the internets?

[Roses_Are_Yellow]

It's this net thing found in another net thing

What is the square root of cake?

[Anselmo]

it's cake^1/2

half a bald has 50 hairs, how much hair has a bald?

[Roses_Are_Yellow]

Impossible! Because they have noise hairs?

What color is an air particle?

[Shark98]

Dark White

How does a rabbit get it's wings?

[chancebest]

By drinking Red Bull

Why do my socks stay on my feet?

[ImCoolBeans]

Cause you touch yourself at night.

What is life?

[User Deleted]

Death divided by 0

What is love?

[Roses_Are_Yellow]

When you put down a mirror long enough to check someone out.

What does the letter "s" look like?

[Electra Heart]

A curvy penis

Why are you so attractive?

[Skeptical Bear]

I use feces to keep my skin alive and wrinkle free.

Why can't I hover over my tits?

[Roses_Are_Yellow]

Because you lost them to a cobra

Why are my nostrils whispering to me?

[Roses_Are_Yellow]

Because you lost them to a cobra

Why are my nostrils whispering to me?

[project_icarus]

Because I'm a cobra.... SssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssSssssss

What does VT stand for? :huh: :what:

[ImCoolBeans]

Vagina Ticklers

Why is this balloon shiny

[Shark98]

Because it's delicious

Why are roses yellow?

[project_icarus]

Because they were shat out of the ass of a cobra.

Why am I turning yellow!?

[User Deleted]

Take your fingers out of the power socket moron, of course yellow means thunder.

Derp derp derp?

[Roses_Are_Yellow]

cobra cobra cobra

Why is my guy neighbor singing along to Katy Perry at 10 pm?

[BassSwagg]

Because its a tuesday

why does my turtle like orange joose?

[MaximumR]

cause he has bad taste

Why are old people wrinkly?

[Roses_Are_Yellow]

Because they spent too much time in the sun

Why are those kids flying?

And P.S. I LOVE YOUR NAME! I love the Max Ride series, probably the best series ever next to The Hunger Games :)

[User_Does Not Exist]

cuz E.T. touched them

whats a car?

[Sephtyan]

Something that's mine.


Why do you drive on a Parkway, and park on a Driveway?

[Roses_Are_Yellow]

For the same reasons why the green land is called Iceland and the ice land is called Greenland of course!

Why does your mom have a beard?

[MaximumR]

Because shes your dad
What is Peter Griffins name?

[Electra Heart]

Scroty McBoogerballs

Why are my hands so soft?

[project_icarus]

Because having no fingers adds up to more skin, which means more softness and squishiness... *squeezes Tim's hands..* SQUISHY SQUISHY!

Why can I smell my feet, when they're 6 feet away from meee :eek:

[MaximumR]

Cause they REALLY stink!

When is my birthday this year?

[DarkNick]

Smell your fingers,they know!

Why are the tomatoes red?

[Roses_Are_Yellow]

Because that's where Edward Cullen hides his secret stash of human blood.

Why is it my really really good day got crushed by a bug by my best friend?

[User Deleted]

Because Bacteria, bacteria, look there's bacteria. Bacteria, bacteria, you might not see them but they're there. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRPpXh2ycU4)

Y U NO talk me out of germaphobia?

[Shark98]

Because I murdered a butterfly

Why is Elmo so sadistic?

[User Deleted]

Because he learned from me... and Hitler. But mainly me.

Why do I love ponies?

[project_icarus]

Because one fucked your mum, which is why you're here today

Who fucked your mum?

[User Deleted]

I did, don't go back in time or you become your own father D:<

Where does spongebob live?

[Quercus]

In a fucken turtle.

Why are my toes so big

[User Deleted]

Because you like cats

Why is the word why not spelled and pronounced "aghujwabraderpafara"

[MaximumR]

Because its spelled and pronounced "yigalihipfadorm"

Whens the next harry potter book coming out?

[User Deleted]

May 5, 2112

Why am I so pissed off right now?

[MaximumR]

Because you don't have enough fiber in your diet

How can my breath smell if it doesn't have a nose?

[project_icarus]

Because I fucked your nose.

What is the internets?

[Electra Heart]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why do I feel my fingers?

[User Deleted]

So you can eat your puddi puddi

Where did the cows migrate to?

[Desuetude]

Carrots

Why does paint peel on a bus shelter?

[project_icarus]

Because people use it

What's sound?

[Shark98]

A reflection of light

Why does this helicopter only fly under water?

[User_Does Not Exist]

National Debt is the answer

How do you think?

[Quercus]

National Debt is the answer

How do you think?

Sit on the toilet.

Why is a nondecomp cylinder on an 066 different from the decomped one? I know that earlier ones were flattops.. Is it becaise the transfer ports? Lower squish band??

[project_icarus]

I have no idea, why the fuck are you asking me!?

Why am I so stupid!?

[wildone016]

Because people cant get an answer from you!

Why wont he sleep with me?

[Quercus]

Because people cant get an answer from you!

Why wont he sleep with me?

He feels insecure, or he respects you to much.
Oorrr he has another girl he likes

Why do people take there dogs to walmart??

[cadet199]

Because you touch both yourself, and the dogs at night..

Why the fuck can we not say words like fuck at school?

[project_icarus]

Because they're too amazing

Why is Finland going to shit?

[confused65]

because they need too...


why are people soooo awkward?

[project_icarus]

Because you like big penis penis penis penis.

What does everyone love about me? *places hand on face and giggles*

[plebble]

They love the fact that you put your hand on your face and giggle

What are your first impressions of me?

[project_icarus]

You have autism.

Why can't I be as awesome as my foot?

[Dragon_Droppings]

Because your foot has B.O

why can't I fly?

[project_icarus]

Because you're in Rockingham.
Why is Dick usually used to refer to penis penis penis
penis penis?

[Dragon_Droppings]

Because girls don't have cocks

When will pigs fly?

[project_icarus]

When You grow some nads

who's yo daddy

[Shark98]

Chuck Norris

What is the purpose of meaning?

[project_icarus]

Being mean

no wai mate! Where do youvlive?

[Cicero]

In your closet.


Where do babies come from?

[Quercus]

Vending machines

Why does my throat hurt?

[project_icarus]

Because you have verbal tics

Why do I have Tourettes Syndrome?

[plebble]

Because the ants in the beehive spilt a milkshake.

Where are my apples?

[project_icarus]

Just where I like 'em

What's with your head?

[Tony v2]

There's a frog stapled to his face

Why is mommy wrestling with the neighbor?

[Quercus]

Cause daddy doesnt "wrestle" like he should.

Why are puppys so cute?

[project_icarus]

Because I fucked the bitch (no pun intended)

What's the point of porn?

[Shark98]

To let tractors get sexy

What's a question mark?

[Mirage]

A thingie which expresses nonsensical feelings.

Why is the sky blue?