Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[Hope4u]

because That 70s show isnt' on yet

why did Charlie Sheen go crazy

[suicidenote.]

Because he was deprived of sexual attention.

Why do they keep playing 16 & Pregnant reruns?

[Hope4u]

because some people just can't get enough of train wrecks

why does Stewie from Family Guy have an english accent

[jake14]

because, he's from england. lol i don't know im accuattly watching Family Guy right now lol

does everyone hear Stewie Griffin or only Brian?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Only Brian. That's why he can say I WILL KILL YOU and everyone just says AWWH YOUR SO CUTE!

There are some exeptions, though.

HOw do I know that?

[Hope4u]

because you are Brian!..

why is Robot Chicken soo funny

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because the people who made the show are on good drugs that make it funny

How do we know that we're really not all just dead right now??

[biboy96]

Because we're all alive.

How can sweet and sour be both sweet and sour at the same time?

[User Deleted]

With the magic of the snow cone

Why did harry potter steal my companion cube?

[biboy96]

He wanted a companion.

Why do birds suddenly appear?

[Hope4u]

because I am near

why must you question everything

[biboy96]

cuz I can

Why do you like VT Arcade?

[Hope4u]

because I don't have to use quarters at this arcade

why is water wet?

[User Deleted]

Because I cut its hard flesh open when it tried to kill me


Why does ice make things cold?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because ice has no soul, and sucks the warmth in everything it goes near, to try to fill the void in the place it's soul should be.

i've squished a bug four times and it's STILL moving around, when will it finally die?

[Hope4u]

after the apocolypse

why do we have eyelashes

[CyanideGoodnight]

To keep dirt and sand out of our eyes.

Why did I give a legit answer to that?

[User Deleted]

Because you diddnt. We actually have eyelashes because zues doesnt want to blind us with his nyan cat magic.

Why does that make sense to me?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because, you thought of it.

Why can I understand that you could make sense of that?

[User Deleted]

Because I'm a freak and you are my cult :P

Who else did the "Because you diddnt. We actually have eyelashes because zues doesnt want to blind us with his nyan cat magic." make sense to.

[CyanideGoodnight]

Others who are in your cult.

Does your cult have cookies?

[User Deleted]

All types. And the best part, in my cult the cake isnt a lie and we have unlimited companion cubes, combustible lemons, snow cones, and portal guns.

Is anyone in my cult from black mesa... because if you are, you are now to forever wear the cone of shame.

[CyanideGoodnight]

YAY!

Can we also arrest people we don't like?

[User Deleted]

Only if they kill their companion cube then yes :P

Are people understanding the immense influence my cult has from portal?

[CyanideGoodnight]

They might be.

Why am I not tired yet?

[User Deleted]

Because in my cult if you are tired you must eat a slice of a combustible lemon to wake up

As leader of the cult do I have to follow my own rules and eat a combustible lemon?

[CyanideGoodnight]

No, for you can make the rules apply to whomever you wish they apply to.

Does the combustible lemon spontaniously combust?

[User Deleted]

Depends, we at my cult are lucky enough to have the "LEMON RANKING SYSTEM"

Does your cult have the "LEMON RANKING SYSTEM" or do you even have a cult :P

[RoseyCadaver]

Don't have a quote.



Why is the sky blue?

[User Deleted]

Because every day in my cult we shoot blue dye into the sky to taint the air.

Why do knifes cut things like my hand?

[RoseyCadaver]

Because they have a S&M fetish.THey're the one who wants to harm and be dominant.



What is a Lemon Party?

[User Deleted]

I have only watched partying lemons

Why dont lemons throw parties?

[RoseyCadaver]

Because people would search them up and end up wit old people porn(for real).



WHy are blue berries blue?

[User Deleted]

Because they are sad that nobody likes their cousin the onion


Why are onions named after onion knights (i ask Because I dont think the knights were named after an onion :P)

[Iron Man]

Because they have square vaginas. When does the clock strike midnight?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because midnight is it's mortal enemy.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck is severed in two???

[User Deleted]

Twice as much :P

Why did a meteor kill my pet dinosaur?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because the meteor needs food too.

Why do people evily glare at me whenever I go to the store or something?

[User Deleted]

Because you have an alien on your head that eats your brains and only you cant see it.

If a tree falls on a mime, and nobody is around to hear it, does anybody care... besides me?

[CyanideGoodnight]

The mime cares

Why does my cat show affection my digging her claws into me?

[User Deleted]

Because her teeth were occupied

Does anyone else think lukes real father was leroy jenkins?

[Azunite]

I do, a scenario change is always good.

Do you think I can eat a powdered deer penis?

[RoseyCadaver]

Only if you tryed sweeetie.




IS Marilyn Manson a boy or girl?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Both.

Why havn't we created hover cars yet?

[Azunite]

Because we still work on Hovercrafts

I saw a plane and it was flying, is this normal?

[RoseyCadaver]

Depends,did it have whells,or wings?




Why is everyone into the "newest" thing?

[Azunite]

Because people even don't know the word's meaning and people like it when they don't know something.

Why did Washington cross the street?

[CyanideGoodnight]

to decompose.

Why/how is the candy in my house slowly disapearing, when I'm not eating it, and my parental units claim they havn't touched it???

[jake14]

im taking it

why can't i have a vending machine in my room?

[User Deleted]

Because vending machines are claustrophobic and it would have a heart attack.

Why do I see pigs flying sometimes? (not really :P)

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because something you said would only happen "when pigs fly" happened.

Why can't I talk to ghosts?

[biboy96]

Because they're deaf


Why are the simpsons Yellow?

[CyanideGoodnight]

They have a pigment disorder.

Why can't you devide by zero?

[biboy96]

because you have to divide the first number in the beethoven scale,and time it with 3 to get Zero.


Is the moon made from cheese?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Unfortunatly no it's made of milk, it's not old enough to become cheese yet.

Why am I more awake in the middle of the night then I am durring the day?

[Hope4u]

because you're part vampire and no one told you

why is Kentucky called the "bluegrass" state when all the grass is green

[User Deleted]

Because the grass is sad

Why do people always misunderstand me?

[Hope4u]

because they can't hear you through your costume

why is it always cold in my room

[User Deleted]

Because heat demons need the heat in your room to super heat my room (its the hottest room in my house)

When I crossed a lemon and a grenade I got a gremon. Anybody lucky enough to get lemonade?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Not yet, I'm trying though.

Why does everything remind me of music?

[User Deleted]

Because there is music for everything... hold on, that was legit, Because music has taken your brain captive.

Why do people have ears and noses?

[CyanideGoodnight]

So that one day we will be able to hear with our noses and smell with our ears, and see with our hands, and eat with our eyes.

Does that make any sense?

[User Deleted]

Yuparoonie

On the myan calander 2012 is 13000
Anyone else like this just because it is 13?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Yup! Friday the 13th is actually generally GOOD luck for me!

Why is this???

[User Deleted]

13 is actually a good number as all Roxas fans will know.

Are you a roxas fan?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Nope

Why is my dog following me around the house?

[Death]

He wants your bones.

Who is Mr Troll?

[User Deleted]

MEA!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could... DANCE!?

[ShatteredWings]

None, it'ed be dancing on the moon.

How come I don't have a tail?

[User Deleted]

Because scientists haven't discovered the furry gene yet. (I want a tail too DX)

Why did I give a legit answer?

[ShatteredWings]

Because youre bored

whyy did I?

[User Deleted]

Because pixie dragons took over your brain and made you

Is he seriously about to make it to 10000 posts?

[TrAnSMaN09]

as sure as the sky my darling

What gender am i?

[User Deleted]

Male

Why did you call me "my darling?"

[Dimitri]

Those are the lyrics

Who wants to watch the fire works with me?

[User Deleted]

GLaDOS does

why am I going vegetarian?

[biboy96]

You saw a lamb get slaughtered. By a Porkupine.

Why do stars fall down from the sky?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because their bodys are hitting the floor.

Why don't we need no education?

[Dimitri]

So we learn how to type correctly with proper grammar.

Why do I get yelled at all the time?

[CyanideGoodnight]

because people enjoy yelling.

Why does no one understand the obscure song references I make?

[User Deleted]

Because they don't... not all of them. That is if you count me :P ;)

Why do I feel so empty?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because I beat you to the question answer, and you ran out of combustible lemons.

Why do my friends all think I'm a freak?

[User Deleted]

Because I edited my post to answer that when you ninjaed me already

Why does the only furmeet in alaska this yeah have to be out of my accesability?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because I'ma ninjah like that, and they decided you werent worthy.

Why didn't I get that illegal tattoo when I was with that guy who knew the guy who knew where you can get them without consent???

[User Deleted]

Because I said you couldn't. And I am God. Aka CAVE JOHNSON!

Can you beat rainbow bunchie? OZBWfyYtYQY

[CyanideGoodnight]

Yes. Yes I can!.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY

I believe I win.

Why can't I punch my ex in the face without being arrested for assalt?

[User Deleted]

Nope... kill me later, die now.
LH5ay10RTGY

Did I win?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Nope!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVIBdemQ2yY&feature=grec_index

Did I win???

[User Deleted]

NEVER TIME TO BREAK OUT THE BIG GUNS BABY!

n2qAdoQD9ho

Have I won with my doom neuc?

[CyanideGoodnight]

I WILL NEVER GIVE UP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGPvoNBGiy0&feature=related

Have I out annoying-ed you/ won yet???

[User Deleted]

No, I LIKE IT! But... you forced my hand. I cant say I didn't seriously warn you. I have high tolerance and it annoys me.
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I think I won. Tell me there is nothing worse because if there is I give.

[CyanideGoodnight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ppb_9DMyVM

And this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmA1mn0UgPE

And this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dSB_7TPeeY&feature=related

Did I win? Did I???

Oh. And this, for fun. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UX9ZJ3UCaA

[User Deleted]

Nice. Well check ya later because you win.
http://208.116.9.205/10/content/23327/1.jpg

Was that funny?

[CyanideGoodnight]

YAY!

Why is winning not fun?

[User Deleted]

Because my picture struck fear in your heart.

Are we there yet :P

[SosbanFach]

Probably

Why do I have Latin homework?

[Death]

Because you were born in Latinland.

Why is there light and dark on my avatar image?

[SosbanFach]

Because it represents the same as the Chinese symbol yin-yang, i.e. the light represents good and the dark bad, although there are elements of yin in the yang, and yang in the yin.

Why did I go all philosophical?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because you are a philosophical person.

Why isn't there more food in my house?

[SosbanFach]

Because the sharp-tongued birds left you a gift.

Why did I begin a sentence with because?

[User Deleted]

You started a scentence with because, because chuck norris stole the beginning of your scentence

Are you chuck noris?

[SosbanFach]

Yes, yes I am.

Why did I steal the beginning of my sentence?

[User Deleted]

Because you slapped god, and got away with it.

Can I train pies to break dance?

[SosbanFach]

Only with the help of combustable lemons, and there's a global shortage!

[User Deleted]

Because your answer is zero space

Why couldn't it be a better awnser than:
...

[SosbanFach]

Cause my question was too good!

Why did a grammar Nazi such as myself use an abbreviation without even including an apostrophe?

[User Deleted]

Cause my question was too good!

Why did a grammar Nazi such as myself use an abbreviation without even including an apostrophe?
Because you are a GNIT or Grammar Nazi In Training :P

How old do you think I am?

[SosbanFach]

I believe that you are green years. Therefore you are ageless.

Why do I so enjoy talking rubbish?

[User Deleted]

Because rubbish is kind to you.

How old are flying monkies on the moon day of cheese and techno music?

[CyanideGoodnight]

They are about as old as time itself

Where did my childhood pet snail disapear to?

[Wicked_Syn]

Because it hates them!

Why do I grow weird patterns of hair on my foot and big toe? .......LMAO

[SosbanFach]

Your hair is fond of weird patterns.

Why do I virtually never post anywhere but the VT arcade?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because you don't feel like posting anywhere.

Why does no one believe me when I tell them food tastes better in the middle of the night then it does in the daytime?

[suicidenote.]

Because no one knows how to live.

Why do I think Paul Walker is the finest man on Earth?

[jake14]

because he plays a badass in Fast and Furious.

Why can't people stop saying i look like Justin Beiber :/

[suicidenote.]

Because they obviously don't realize that JB ain't got nothin on you :P

Why can't I fall asleep??

[Hope4u]

because I didn't tuck you in

why is my foot itchy?

[Philleeep]

because your bored and asked a friendly nettle bush to attack your foot :P

Why cant i be magical ??

[SosbanFach]

Well, you're Welsh :D

How did that happen?

[CyanideGoodnight]

It happened like most things in life do. Completly unexpected and mostly unwanted.

Why dosn't anyone trust me with a lighter?

[SosbanFach]

Nobody trusts you with a lighter because the lighter likes you.

Why is Ubuntu better than Windows?

[MaliciousBunface]

Because Ubuntu has 3 u's

Why is everyone cold when it's winter?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because they enjoy crappy music that takes their souls, making them cold.

Where do their souls go?

[SosbanFach]

Into the snowflakes, so when the snow melts the souls perish.

What's that?

[CyanideGoodnight]

That, is the Twilight Zone. Now everytime you go on a plane you will look out the window and see a gremlin only you can see, and people will think youre crazy, but the gremlin really does exist. :P

Why is that show so awesome?

[Death]

Because it has been pissed on by Chuck Norris.

What do you get when you cross Great Britain and Little Britain?

[Solo Rider]

Nothing special...

Why are girl bike tires white?

[icy-hott]

because making them pink would cost too much

why cant i fly?

[Angel Androgynous]

Because the spaghetti monster doesn't like you.

Are dolphins gay sharks?

[Solo Rider]

Oh course not their bi

Is the next person stalking me?

[MilitemDilectam]

Ashley's orders

Why is fire dangerous

[Solo Rider]

Because it's pretty...

Why do i forget to turn my mouse off?

[Angel Androgynous]

Because the sky is blue

Why am I a female?

[Solo Rider]

Because your not a dick...

Why can't I control my dreams no more?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because you want to.

Why is everything fun and good illegal, immoral, or fattening?

[Angel Androgynous]

Because it wants us to be miserable
Why are all the good guys either gay, taken, too old, far away, fictional or all five? :c

[Tango]

Because they want you to die alone.

Why does being grounded suck so badly?

[Solo Rider]

Because you were behaving badly...

Why are all my answers so serious?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because you are a serious person.

Why is it that when I'm in a store, little kids look at me like I'm the daughter of Satan, but when I was a councelor for camp most of them look at me like they would any other person who's older then them?

[Solo Rider]

Because of your self image? Or they way you dress/act different?
WTF? That was not a stupid ?

Why DOSN"T MY CAT SHUT THE FUCK UP???

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because your cat loves you with every fiber of it's being. Now you must marry it to your dog, and make it have cat-dog babies.

And is the reason it wasn't stupid because I'm too stupid to be stupid, or is the answer the square root of pi?

[Solo Rider]

I like you answer but you didn't ask a ?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Yes I did...

And is the reason it wasn't stupid because I'm too stupid to be stupid, or is the answer the square root of pi?

[Solo Rider]

Oh yeah sorry!

Yeah your too stupid to be stupid...

Why does my brain hurt?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because you spent too much time trying to understand my stupid intellegence.

Why can't we dye the sky purple?

[Solo Rider]

Because it would make us too happy

Whats ur fav Harry Potter charterer? (friend asked tht one)

[Death]

Commander Shepard

What's 1+1?

[Solo Rider]

Your mom....

Why didn't I get a good answer???

[Death]

Because the thread told me not to. Wait...

Because the sky is red. :P

What's black & white but red all over?

[Amaryllis]

Uh..... Dying white people in black?

What's pink with five arms?

[Death]

My hand? Oh wait...

My penis?

Why did I just do that?

[Amaryllis]

Starfish.... And cause uh, you're a man

What would Jesus do?

[CyanideGoodnight]

He would tell us to pray to the flying spaghetti monster and to go out and kill people who kill people.

If two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right, does that mean that three wrongs make a right, if not, what does it make?

[MilitemDilectam]

It makes 3x the wrong that you started off with

Why does I come before E except after C?

[Solo Rider]

Because grammar sucks

Why are most socks white?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because they all got pigment sergery.

Why can't people glow in the dark?

[Wicked_Syn]

Because their skin is afraid of the dark

Why must it be hot?

[Solo Rider]

Not sure but it's caused by hot people like me :P

Why does everyone start with why?

[suicidenote.]

Because no one knows how to be themselves.

How do polar bears stay warm?

[Solo Rider]

They have magical fur :yes:

Is my cat talking to me??

[CyanideGoodnight]

Yes. It is saying Cat, Cat catcatcatcat!!!! Which is cat for saying hi.

If there is no cheese on the moon, is there moon on cheese?

[Solo Rider]

:/ Hmm I would say yes...

Why doesn't it pay, to pay?

[Harlequin]

because of the tea party taxes.

Why dose my cat drool?

[suicidenote.]

Because it likes to play in the rain.

Why does my shirt have yellow letters on it?

[Solo Rider]

Because it makes you look hot.

Why do I think this game is stupid?

[icy-hott]

because only girls like it

why am i so flirty online?

[Solo Rider]

Because you have no self confidence in real life?

Why do smart people ask stupid questions?

[Harlequin]

Because of the personification of yourself via Social Networking.

Why was i born a nerd/geek?

[MilitemDilectam]

It's what you were meant to be

Why is it so hard to do a one handed chinup?

[Solo Rider]

Because your weak?


Is it such a hard thing to provide stupid questions?

[Amaryllis]

Only if you're not stupid

Do Faeries exist?

[CyanideGoodnight]

So they can invoke children laughter, causing more faeries to exist.

Why can't I have a llama so I can train it to spit on people I don't like?

[icy-hott]

because all the llamas are in hiding

where do all the socks that vanish in the dryer go?

[CyanideGoodnight]

They are all hiding underground, waiting for the perfect time to attack.

When is the Zombie apocalypse going to happen?

[icy-hott]

right after the next zombie annual union meeting, i think its in October

whats that smell? :what:

[Solo Rider]

Your feet

When will I be able to survive off of good smelling food fumes?

[CyanideGoodnight]

When we can put food into a pill.

Is my cat talking to my bird, or is my cat looking for food?

[MilitemDilectam]

Your cat is hitting on your bird

Why are you justanotherperson?

[CyanideGoodnight]

To put a somewhat complicated story short, because life is full of people, and I'm just another one of them.

Why did I answer seriously?

[MilitemDilectam]

Cuz you're only semi crazy

Why is Ashley wrong about being justanotherperson?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because everyone is different and has something to contribute.

I mean because people are rainbows.

Why am I wrong exactly?

[MilitemDilectam]

You answered your own question love

If questions can be answers..why are they called questions?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because they send one on the quest to find the answer, when in reality the answer was in the question all along, but they had to look within themself to find that.

Er, I mean because Satan had an illigitimate child.

Why do I keep screwing up the stupid answer?

[MilitemDilectam]

Because you're too intelligent

Why am I tired?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because your spirit is connected with a tired person.

If the world is revolving at a 20 something axis, what are the chances that I have a past life?

[MilitemDilectam]

None because the space time continuum has nothing to do with the world's axis

Why are you on this thread?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because I saw the opertunity to say a stupid question some kid in my astronomy kid asked, and stupid questions are fun.

What about you?

[MilitemDilectam]

Because someone from The Twilight Zone is here..that's frikin awesome

What's in The Twilight Zone?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Oh you know, gremlins, aliens, talking puppets, ghosts who don't know they are dead, dolls that don't know they are toys, psycopathic dolls, things like that that only exist here, in the Twilight Zone.

Thinking of that, what Isn't in the Twilight Zone?!

[MilitemDilectam]

Well I'm definitely not from there..light is always a friend of mine

Yeehaw?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Indeed

How is light your friend when your a shadow? Don't you exist due to the obstruction of light?

[MilitemDilectam]

I meant isn't

Why can't I spell?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because shadows can't interact with solid things properly.

Why did I just get a sudden craving for strawberrys?

[MilitemDilectam]

Touche *claps*

Because strawberries raise libido and yours is low

Why isn't The Dark Knight Rises out yet?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Cuz the people are too lazy to make it.

Why do I realize things I want to do when it's too late to do it?

[MilitemDilectam]

Because you're in The Twilight Zone and apparently it's always one step behind reality

Why do I have leave soon?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because it's night, and your shadow can't survive without some light. Also, your in the real world where you can't twist reality.

If your a wanderer, where do you wander to?

[MilitemDilectam]

Dreams and roads and streets..anywhere I feel like


Who invented the world bye?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Someone who's more then likely dead now. Sounds like a job for Google

Don't you hate that awkward moment when your house is burning down with you in it, and dead bodys are falling to the floor around you?

[Haleyzmont]

No because im a Liama

What is school