Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[ABIEDOooOH]

because i want to see the forum

why i have a phone

[Fushigi]

because u stole that phone from ur classmate..

why ur not texting me?? hahaha

[ABIEDOooOH]

loool i didn't stole it
because im not texting to you

[Fushigi]

why ur always forgetting to ask a question?

[ABIEDOooOH]

ohhh sorry

because i'm forgetting everything

why i'm forgetting questions ???

[Fushigi]

because of me .. hahaha

what is the reason u joined here?

[ABIEDOooOH]

because i want to join here

what are you doing now

[Fushigi]

talking with a stranger ;)

why ur asking me if what im doing?

[ABIEDOooOH]

because i dont have any questions lol

why i don't have any questions

[Fushigi]

because you got all the answers :)

why im still answering ur posts?

[ABIEDOooOH]

because i'm asking you

why my phone works with a sim card ?

[Fushigi]

because the manufacturer said so..

why ur asking such things?

[ABIEDOooOH]

because i'm asking such things

[Fushigi]

why u forgot to ask a question again?????

[ABIEDOooOH]

because i'm forgetting

why i will go shopping after 10 mins

[Fushigi]

because you dont have any clothes on.. so u need some clothes :)

why do we breathe ?

[ABIEDOooOH]

because we need to smell the air

why do we need to be famous ?

[User Deleted]

Because everybody gets to be famous for a day <(Reference, reference)

Why do I have the tenancy to randomly shout words?

[ABIEDOooOH]

idk

why you are here now

[Fushigi]

because of you haha

why ur here as well?

[ABIEDOooOH]

because of you too lol
why you are asking me hahaha

[Fushigi]

haha u silly kid :P

because you are here :P

why am i here?

[ABIEDOooOH]

because i'm here

why you are not here now ?

[Death]

Because I'm invisible.

Why have you two been posting for ages?

[ABIEDOooOH]

didn't find a answer

why i live in the UAE

[User Deleted]

Because, giant mutant octopus wanted a test subject for their new type of pet, humans.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? (theres an easy stupid answer to this)

[Austin1]

a claping sound

why do i care about her

[Death]

Because she performed a Jedi mind trick on you.

What are mirrors for?

[Peace God]

Making rooms bigger.

what are hand mirrors for?

[joe2]

they are secret alien probs scanning our faces ready for invasion

What is the point of yellow elephants?

[Death]

To contribute to society.

What does the flying spaghetti monster do?

[joe2]

teaches children how to throw spaghetti at teachers ( not including himself)

why do munchkins wear pink and yellow boxers?

[suicidenote.]

they are hermaphrodites...?

why is ther salt in the ocean?

[Death]

For fish to have on their chips.

How wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Vonn]

As much as it takes to build an anchor.

What do flowers gossip about?

[RoseyCadaver]

how "violet" Rose's lover is(get it violent ,violet :P )

Why do birds fly?

[joe2]

for the buzz of it

Why is a duck a duck?

[suicidenote.]

they are not familiar with the vowel "i"

why is coffee made from beans?

[Joshuagoesrawr2]

because my nuts ran out of coffee



Where did my virginity go????

[RoseyCadaver]

You lost it along with your keys

Why am I bored?

[ABIEDOooOH]

because you don't have anything to do

why i'm listening to music

[User Deleted]

Because music gives you the power to dance :P

Why does the world spin?

[ABIEDOooOH]

Because he don't want to be bored

why do we go to school

[joe2]

because nobody is perfect

Are we all aliens?

[BOSS]

Why am I taller than a baby

[Death]

Because you are.

Why didn't you post a response to the last question?

[ABIEDOooOH]

i response ^^

why i'm not sick

[suicidenote.]

Because you eat kitchen appliances.

Why is there an alphabet?

[Death]

To spell 'fuck'.

Why did God create Justin Bieber?

[Dimitri]

For use to have something to compare to when we want to know if we have hit puberty or not, if he doesn't have it and we do, we hit it.

Why am I getting hit on by guys and not girls?

[RoseyCadaver]

Cuz a guy can't hit a girl :P


why do i have negative rep xD?

[Dimitri]

Because of smartass comments like that!?!

What is the secret to life?

[Death]

Sex.

What's 1+1?

[Dimitri]

2

Why?

[RoseyCadaver]

because

Why is it called skype?

[TheMatrix]

because it is.

why do people like rap?

[RoseyCadaver]

because we all came from Africa :D! JK!


When it is the end of the world,will there be a sequel?

[Death]

I sure hope not.

What's so special about 2012?

[Cobalt]

Its the year teenagers take over the world.

Instead of rain what do you wish would fall down from the sky?

[Death]

My jizz.

What's at the end of the rainbow?

[ABIEDOooOH]

a color

why i'm only posting in VT arcade

[slappy]

Because you have problems.

Why is my cat being stupid?

[RoseyCadaver]

it ate a dumb mouse

why am i sleepy?

[Death]

Because you want to do something in bed.

What's that white semi-circle in the sky that comes out at night?

[slappy]

Gods jizz rag

Why are puppies cute

[RoseyCadaver]

because baby mice aren't

who is Jesus :D

[RelicHunter97]

The cashier at my local grocery store....OH you meant the religious figure....yeah idc...




How did my lamp create Mars?

[RoseyCadaver]

Whats Mars :P?


Why do I have gas :[?

[Death]

Because you breath oxygen.

Why did I miss out the 'e' on 'breathe'?

[RoseyCadaver]

There is an e in it?



What do you call a black swan?

[Dimitri]

Because it is, duh!


Why do I get called a whore?

[that kid]

Because everyone else is jealous.

What is 2 + 2?

[Dimitri]

Four or fish.


Why are the jealous, cause I really am not a whore?

[that kid]

They are jealous because they want to be whores without being called a whore.

What should I ask next?

[Dimitri]

Who like me?


Does that kid like me?

[that kid]

That depends. Who do you mean by "that kid"?

What is the meaning of life?

[TheMatrix]

42

blue pill or red pill?

[Dimitri]

Red pill!


Yes or no?

[slappy]

Maybe

Where?

[RoseyCadaver]

It's there.

Why am I worried about the American economy?

[Dimitri]

Because no one gives a flying fuck anymore!


Why do I fall for the stupid ones?

[Hope4u]

because all us smart ones are taken

why is water wet?

[that kid]

Because both words start with w.

How does Santa Clause fit down a chimney?

[wally]

he actually walks in the front door

why is there a question mark at the end of this sentence?

[Hope4u]

because if it had an exclamation point then you would be shouting!!!!!


why are elephants afraid of mice?

[wally]

because the mice steal all their cheese

why do owls sleep during the day?

[joeyjorulz]

because if it had an exclamation point then you would be shouting!!!!!


why are elephants afraid of mice?

I disagree...one isnt but several like urs could be considered shouting (my opinion) :)

[that kid]

Because none of the clubs are open yet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

[RoseyCadaver]

It's not,I already ate 9.



Why can't pigs fly?

[Dimitri]

They can in the Bush's Baked Bean commercial.



Who really cares at this point?

[SosbanFach]

Him in the silly hat waving a flag dipped in custard.

Why is Skye an island?

[MilitemDilectam]

Because it's not "sky"

Why is why spelled w-h-y and not just y?

[ABIEDOooOH]

because everybody want the hard way

why humans can't fly

[jason_smitty]

who would buy all the cars?


why do people always look at what comes out when they blow their nose?

[suicidenote.]

Because maybe, just maybe, they'll see chocolate chips in the tissue.

Why do kangaroos put their babies in their pouch?

[ABIEDOooOH]

because they don't want them to hang out

why does animals have brothers ?

[suicidenote.]

Because they were fed orange sherbert on their birthday.

Why do we have 5 toes on each foot?

[User Deleted]

Because our sixth toes are ripped off at birth and put on our hands which we then call "thumbs"

Why do we have stereotypes?

[suicidenote.]

Because people are too stoned to be original.

Why is paper made from trees?

[User Deleted]

Because human flesh rotted too fast

Why are there diseases?

[suicidenote.]

Because the ocean has an overdose of salt.

Why do bees make honey?

[User Deleted]

Because bears have enslaved them for life where they will make honey for the bears to eat

Why dont woodchucks chuch wood?

[suicidenote.]

Because they can't go into a hardware store and buy an ax.

How do blind people see their dreams?

[User Deleted]

Because in their dreams sound becomes hard and colorful. And color becomes noisy. Thats why they dont hear in their dreams :P

Why does she sell sea shells down by the sea shore?

[suicidenote.]

Because no one will buy her kittens at the grocery store.

Why do motorcyclists wear leather jackets?

[User Deleted]

Because their motorcycles are really transformers and leather has a magical anti-transformation signal

Why is pie round?

[SosbanFach]

So there are no straight edges.

Why did Betty Botter buy some butter?

[User Deleted]

Betty botter bought some butter to make better batter for brown bears batting big bass

Why is mesquite evil?

[suicidenote.]

Because onion eating rabbit demons take it over.

Why do potatoes grow in the ground?

[Azunite]

Because you think it's so.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[suicidenote.]

Because it wanted some cookie dough ice cream.

Why do we have fingernails?

[User Deleted]

Because nails worked better than pencils

why dont cow pies taste as good as normal pies?

[Death]

Because they spit in them.

Why did God create Justin Bieber?

[Azunite]

Because God wanted us to repent our crimes.
Oh wait, that answer makes sense..


Why there are only 2 sexes?

[Bougainvillea]

Because women are already too much to handle.

Why am I a flaming faggot?

[suicidenote.]

Because cheetos just have too much cheese on them.

Why is the sun so hot?

[MilitemDilectam]

Because I was born on it...

Why?

[Death]

Because.

What do you get when you cross a PC and a troll?

[Bougainvillea]

A troll with bad taste.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

[suicidenote.]

No because it gives them nightmares.

Why is Barney purple and green?

[User Deleted]

Because red and tan lookes too much like scarred flesh

What is 2 times 2?

[suicidenote.]

The number of times it takes to juice an orange.

Why are the clouds so far away?

[User Deleted]

Because they were mad at people for inventing baloney.

Why are trees wooden?

[suicidenote.]

Because they ran out of marshmallows.

Why don't people walk around naked?

[User Deleted]

Because we lost our fur

Why do people have cake for weddings?

[SosbanFach]

Cause otherwise nobody would turn up. Hang on, that's true!

Why is rain wet?

[User Deleted]

Because the acid gods poured jugs of acid on the falling rocks to make it wet.

Why do hobos ride trains?

[SosbanFach]

Cause they can't afford to walk

Why isn't Greece in Paris?

[Death]

Because it went on holiday.

Why can't I think of a question to ask?

[Memory]

It's because AIDS infected ponies have taken over your mind.

Why are circles circular?

[suicidenote.]

Because Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles chewed off the edges.

Why do fish smell so bad even though they live in water?

[RoseyCadaver]

Fish are part vagina.



When will the shit hit the fan?

[suicidenote.]

When they start installing toilets on the ceiling.

Why are stickers. . .sticky?

[that kid]

Because they have highly addictive personalities.

Why do stars shine?

[suicidenote.]

Because they are juiced up with burning acid.

Why do dalmations have spots?

[Hope4u]

because if they were just one color they would be labradors.

why is water wet?

[suicidenote.]

Because if it was dry, it would have super powers!

Why are touch screen phones so annoying?

[SosbanFach]

Because the buttons are hiding in the sewer.

Why is the week longer than the weekend?

[User Deleted]

Because the tail is shorter than the body... think about it...

Why do people run?

[SosbanFach]

People run so they don't get tired so quickly.

Why are trees wooden?

[User Deleted]

Because I already asked that question

Why wont my lemons combust for me?

[Death]

Because life isn't handing you lemons.

Why did I just say that?

[User Deleted]

Because you had post 666 earlier and wanted to avoid becoming a flying spaghetti monster noodle slave

Did that make sense?

[Death]

If it did it wouldn't be stupid. Wait...

What are full stops for?

[RoseyCadaver]

To get a full go.



Why am I hungry?

[Kahn]

Because your stomach is an insatiable monster.

Why?

[RoseyCadaver]

Because I am monster.


Why do people try to start fights?

[SosbanFach]

To avoid becoming a spaghetti monster

Why did I accidentally ask a question which had already been asked?

[ABIEDOooOH]

because u don't know what to ask me

why does VT members asking stupid question ^^

[User Deleted]

Because we felt like it... wait in my reality that makes sense.

Is my reality just normality?

[RoseyCadaver]

WHat is normal?



Why do humans desire love?

[User Deleted]

What is love, baby don't hurt me~

Why do I feel like a jerk even when I'm not being one?

[suicidenote.]

Because people throw clouds at you.

Why is it cold in the winter?

[Harlequin]

because the sun does not like cold

what is better than grilled triple staker pb&j?

[suicidenote.]

Salmon patties over chocolate ice cream and a turkey leg.

How many people are their in the US?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Less people then there are in the world.

If there are an infinate amount of dimentions, and infinate amounts of galaxys in those dimentions, does that mean theres a dimention with a galaxy where the hamurger bites back??

[Death]

No, because Death does not allow it.

What is the meaning of life?

[zakky666]

To die wondering what flavor the meaning of life would be if you had no taste buds.

Why does my chain hang low like all the way to the ground?

[Harlequin]

gravity is jealous of your chain.

how come birds sing and humans twitter?

[zakky666]

Cause your facebook isnt myspace to tweet my virtual teen connundrum...

HOW is up down when right is early for tomorrows shift but just left through the diagnall dimensional intersecting plane thats parallel to the universal door??? yup.... i went there.

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because up FEELS like being down, so it made it possible.

Why do people walk like their drunk after they just wake up?

[zakky666]

Cause of the ruffy i put under there tongue every night ;)

Why is it called virtual teen when we are living teens?

[suicidenote.]

Because smurfs hacked the website and thinks we're robots...

Why do windows open and close?

[Azunite]

Because one cannot expect them to make a lap dance.

Why does Valen Dreth still live?

[SosbanFach]

Because he ate a combustable lemon, therefore becoming a spaghetti monster.

What is the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything? (don't say 42)

[suicidenote.]

69. Get it? lol

Why do people "slurp" spaghetti?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because there too lazy to do anything else with it.

How are we sure that the color yellow is really supposed to be called yellow? How do we know it's not supposed to be called green or red or some other name?

[suicidenote.]

Because the first caveman that took a piss called it "yellow."

Why is mascara called "mascara?"

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because it gives you the appearence of wearing a mask.

Is it REALLY possible to have something that's "so much of a fail, it's a win"?

[Harlequin]

why the human race was created for that reason.

what makes gravity so special?

[suicidenote.]

It keeps you from spilling your ketchup on the moon.

Why do people get sunburn?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because the sun is verry witty, and it enjoys "burning" people.

Why does the sun make your skin darker, but your hair lighter?

[zakky666]

To keep your fingernails attached to your private area's without help from your flaming hair.... duh, why else would that happen.

If the colors you see are in your imagination, then is your imagination color blind or just crazy?

[suicidenote.]

It's just high on barbeque sauce. No worries :P

How come we shop for clothes, but clothes don't shop for us?

[blaaaahblah]

Because they will get angry and start a riot an burn down the lucky charms factory!


Why is Santa Clause so fricken awesome!!!?

[suicidenote.]

Because he fries jalapenos on Jupiter. Duh!

Why do dogs bark?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because if they didn't trees wouldnt have insulation for the winter and die!

It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?

[Harlequin]

Because they have the cameras.

do beds sleep under us or do we sleep on beds?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Both. We sleep on beds while beds sleep under us.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?

[zakky666]

no just the bald guy sitting in the crowd, naked in a beanbag chair eatting cheetos with chop sticks.

If you created a new species that was half man, half bear, half pig... how long would it take al gore to show up and be SUPER CERIAL with you?

[thebgsamuel]

about a day or two unless the haking smurfs help!

in films why do aliens always land in usa?

[insanity]

because there space ship/ ufos have a magnetic attraction to barack obama.

why isnt the moon made of cheese?

[zakky666]

Cause mickey mouse would eat it and tht would be the end of nachos and life as we know it

how can i speak brail without talking?

[suicidenote.]

Because you like to jump on trampolines...

Why are the clouds only white?

[BOSS]

Because there made out of white paint. Stupid I know.

Why am I so nerdy?

[prob1996]

because you bang books on your head


How did I get here?

[SosbanFach]

AT+T cut off your internet connection, therefore you were formed (Are AT&T an ISP?)

Why do Geography teachers have such dull voices?

[Iris]

because they take boring pills every morning

why is an orange, orange?

[jake14]

because i wanted it to be that way

why is football called football, if you dont use your feet?

[suicidenote.]

Because it's shaped like "Hey Arnold!"'s head. lol

Why do cherries have seeds in the middle?

[Kahn]

Because animals will eat the outer cherry, and then leave the seed, thus giving it a chance to grow.

Why?

[suicidenote.]

Cause your hot. hah :P

Why do I wear a ring on my left index finger?

[CyanideGoodnight]

Because it magically infused with your skin after you put it on.

Can't Jesus tecnically be considered a zombie? I mean, he came back from the dead and all...

[suicidenote.]

No, because Jesus eats beef jerky while zombies eat people.

Do sharks small human flesh?

[RoseyCadaver]

Only if you have flesh to smell.


Do all hormonal teens get pissed at their parents?

[suicidenote.]

Yes, because parents always eat all the kit kat bars.

Would my head fall off if I swallowed a crow?

[CyanideGoodnight]

yes,the crow would get stuck in your throat and peck it's way through your neck, causing it to fall off.

Based on that statement, do I read too much Stephen King?

[suicidenote.]

Nope. Because smurfs also read a bunch of Stephen King.

What size shoe does the average giant wear?

[Hope4u]

size 3 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxl

why are smurfs blue?

[suicidenote.]

Because they eat so many blueberries and cotton candy!

Why is the show The Nanny on my tv?