Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[Death]

Because God doesn't like pink.

Why am I a boy?

[ShatteredWings]

because youre not a fish

why can't people fly?

[Death]

Because we don't have wings.

Why don't we have tails?

[ShatteredWings]

Because it evolved away with growing a brain


why do most people have dark hair?

[Death]

Because the human race is getting more intelligent.

Why does the colour green exist?

[aussiecasper]

it dosent the goverment made it up for night vision gogles

why in soviet russia does norris chuck you?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Yes, but he does that everywhere

Why haven't I done my homework yet?

[Magus]

Because the blood is moving slow in your brain.

Why is Biology considered an easy subject?

[ampdewamp1342]

Cause it's the study of life, and we live.

Why is the sky blue?

[Azunite]

Because you hav blue tinted glasses.

Is there life in my house?

[Death]

Because you have a living room.

Why is a circle round?

[Azunite]

Because it is fat.

Why do people die ?

[Death]

Because they divide by zero.

How many corners does a square have?

[Azunite]

Eleven


why don't we live on neptune ?

[aussiecasper]

becasue its freaking cold there. do you want to be that far awy from the sun!?!?! really?

y'alll......CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Death]

If you turn my water into wine, sure.

What does PC stand for?

[Magus]

Pink Correcter.

Why don't Japanese/Korean/Chinese like the No.4?

[Continuum]

Because it sears their epicanthic folds whenever they look at it.


Why am I still alive?

[Magus]

Because you are breathing, eating and drinking.

Why people likes to talk about gay porn.

[Death]

Because everyone is gay; they just don't admit it.

Why do schools exist?

[aussiecasper]

for shits and giggles for adults at the physical and phycological expence of all of us

did you put the lime in the coconut, and shake it all up?

[that kid]

Nah it wouldn't fit.

What is the meaning of life?

[aussiecasper]

the number 42

now how many sides does a tridodecahedron have again?

[yanhu815yan]

Conscious posts, does not have grade see people think you are crazy. But still very funny. It is stupid of answer, no silly questions is no silly answer

[Death]

now how many sides does a tridodecahedron have again?

One.

What's that dangly thing between my legs?

[The Madman]

A Hair.

What is the biggest fish on land?

[aussiecasper]

kanye west

who is the president of the world

[ShatteredWings]

no that's the gayest fish :P

Me.

Who are you?

[Daniel_]

Your worst nightmare.

why is the sky purple?

[ShatteredWings]

It's noon that's why.


Where's the moon tonight?

[Bluebird12]

On a hot date with pluto

How come there aren't B batteries?

[Death]

Because 'B' doesn't exist.

What are ghosts?

[aussiecasper]

figments of you imagination

who done it!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Azunite]

My mother !

Who ?

[laurita_21]

Your face.

Why are people so stupid? D:

[Bluebird12]

Because they never learned to be smart.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?

[Azunite]

No because the synch meter breaks, and you simply die, not drown.

Why does laura thinks everyone is stuipd ?

[The Madman]

Because you spelt Stupid wrong.

Why can't everybody just be friends?

[laurita_21]

Because we would feel loved.

Why are sad songs so sad? D:

[Azunite]

Because you listen to them,

Why did I wrote this ?

[laurita_21]

Because your hands told you to?

Why am I so cold?

[Azunite]

Because " your Prince" is not with you.

Why is there a fog out there now ?

[laurita_21]

HAH!! And because it's following you

Why do people keep telling me I look like Demi Lovato? D:

[Azunite]

Because you look like laura

why am ı not dead already

[laurita_21]

Because I don't want you to die!! D:

Why is he asking that!?

[The Madman]

Because he told himself to.

Why am I asking this question about asking this question?

[Death]

Because if you didn't ask the question, the question would ask you.

What is our purpose in life?

[aussiecasper]

to make delicious pies

why is math so dumb

[Azunite]

because it is stupid

why would someone think math is dumb

[Death]

Because math thinks they are dumb.

Where do teachers sleep?

[aussiecasper]

they never sleep, teacher are just robots created to make children suffer

why can i think

[Death]

Because you think you should be able to.

What's a communist?

[Azunite]

Is a man who thinks Stalin doesn't like American Salad.

What is an iPod ?

[Death]

A marvelous innovation from Microsoft.

What is an orgasm?

[Magus]

An organic sensor.

Who is Mr. Obvious?

[Fact]

Duh...

Why is it flying?

[Azunite]

because it is high and on drugs

why is it on drugs ?

[The Madman]

Because im bored
How do u keep an idiot amused?

[Azunite]

By tickling his balls.


How can you ride a horse ?

[Death]

By sticking your penis up its dock.

What's brown and sticky?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

The Sun

Why are my hands on fire?

[Death]

Because they'd snap-freeze otherwise.

Why am I taller than most of my family?

[Continuum]

Because you are an Ent, and your family members are shrubs.

Why do I feel so disturbed right now?

[Death]

Because you looked in the mirror?

Why did I just say that?

[Tristin.]

because you felt like it

why did i let fin give me all that stuff XD

[Toothpick]

Because you wanted all that stuff.

Do cows lay eggs?

[Death]

No.

Why did I just give a boring answer?

[Toothpick]

Because your answer wasn't boring.

Where is Chuck Norris?

[Minimoose]

Nobody knows, he will find you!

Is this a stupid question?


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[Death]

No, it's a stupid answer.

What is an oxymoron?

[Tristin.]

opposite from aximoron?

why does it snow in winter?

[Minimoose]

Because gods scalp becomes dry

Why does time fly when you are having fun?


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[Death]

Because time hates you for breaking one of its clocks.

What is time?

[Bmatlman]

a seqencial mathmatic eqation created to be albe to keep track of how long slaves have been working

why arnt lambroginis fast?

[Death]

Because they have to keep stopping to ask for directions.

Why are blonde women considered unintelligent?

[Bmatlman]

because the steriotype that started in the mid 1900's were blonde woman would be vary stupid in tv shows and also the idea that butiful woman cant be smart was also a resson.

why is the sky blue?

[Death]

Because Chuck Noris hates pink (and thus Tom Cruise for inventing it).

What's the point in there being lessons at school?

[Bmatlman]

for you to learn better my dear

why did i just say my dear

[Death]

Because your fingers slipped.

Why are roses red and violets blue?

[Minimoose]

They aren't, it's all just a huge plot to cover up the existence of Transforming Wizard Aliens

Why am I in a conspiracy like mood where everything in my mind is a conspiracy?


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[Death]

Because your mind is a conspiracy itself.

Why do I have a green smiley above my avatar?

[Bmatlman]

because its yellow

why is death color blind

[Death]

Because it isn't deaf.

Why does the sky keep going dark every do often?

[Bmatlman]

because you spelled SO wrong

why do i think girls like me.

[Death]

Because boys don't.

Why am I called Death?

[Iceman]

Because you're not life

Why is the sky purple?

[Bmatlman]

because your an idiot

wht is socko an idiot

[Daniel_]

becuz the sky is purple.

why am i 13 with a 9 inch penis?

[Death]

Because it grows whenever you lie.

What is that white stuff which is falling out of the sky and covering half the ground?

[Minimoose]

Cheese!!!

Why? Just why?


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[Bmatlman]

because it is what.

why do girls actualy like me.

[Death]

Because you have a penis.

Why has all the grass over here suddenly turned white and smooth?

[Tristin.]

because its snowing, duhh!!!

Why is it soo cold?

[The Madman]

Because its snowing. duhhhh!

Why has my snowman failed?

[Minimoose]

Because your a flame

Why are they putting student loans and shit?


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[Death]

Because they asked for them.

Why is blood red?

[OrangeBanana]

Because it's not blue

Why have I got no?

[Death]

Because you don't have yes.

Why am I a boy?

[OrangeBanana]

lrig a ton er'uoy esuaceB

Why am i talking backwards?

[Death]

.wonk t'nod I

Why did I just do the same thing?

[OrangeBanana]

htaed yzarc eb tsum uoy

why am i stuck in backwards?

[Azunite]

You are not stuck writing backwards, as yo can see your last sentence is straight...

you are stuck because your keyboard is an epic fail

[OrangeBanana]

So what's the question?

[Azunite]

Why OrangeBanana's name is not Cyanbanana?

[OrangeBanana]

Beacause it's not!

Why are we asking so manny questions?

[Death]

Because we're naturally this inquisitive.

Why am I 15?

[NitoJuanito]

cuz when you were little your mom said youd be 15

why am i naturally dirty minded?

[Bmatlman]

because you dont want to be clean

why cant i

[Iceman]

Because thats what you were created to be

Why does my leg hurt

[OrangeBanana]

Because your arm doesn't DUH!!!!

How high is high?

[Death]

Very high.

What does BS stand for?

[OrangeBanana]

Babysitter

What does GTYH stand for?

[Alfred Pennyworth]

green teeth yell HEY!

how do magnets work?

[OrangeBanana]

They hump other magnets

how does electricity work?

[Death]

By electrocuting n00bs.

What is a n00b?

[OrangeBanana]

Death

What is Death?

[Minimoose]

A n00b

Why was floss ever invented?


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[Donkey]

No one invented floss. The floss machine did it.

I touched my poop hole, am I gay?

[BerstEM]

The answer lies in the P101 thread!

Why do we have legs?

[Black Eight]

So our arms have company.

Why is there the United States?

[Bmatlman]

because states get lonely.

why is chuck norris awsome.

[Daniel_]

Because the moon is purple on Tuesdays. It's true, look it up.

Why is my toe black?

[Azunite]

Because you spit on it.

Why did he spit on his toe?

[Iceman]

Because it needed moistened.
Why did his toe need moistened?

[NitoJuanito]

so it wouldnt need to be moistened


how lo is high and how high are you?

[Death]

Higher than the sky, but not as high as lo.

What are those weird white things in the sky which sometimes completely envelop it?

[Toothpick]

Bellybutton lint.

Why do I go to school?

[Death]

Because you love it.

What are buttons for?

[Peace God]

That depends...there's 3 different meanings for that word.

[Death]

Why did Volatile ask no question?

[Peace God]

Because im an idiot.

Why am i such an idiot?

[Jess]

Because you are an idiot

Why did I say you are an idiot?

[AxelxXxRoxas]

You never said I was an idiot

Why did i jump in?

[Minimoose]

You jumped in?!?! I thought you jumped out!

W d furr?


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[Peace God]

Fur indeed sir...Fur indeed.

Why me?

[The Joker]

Why you?

Why do I never post in this thread?

[Peace God]

because you're a hater!

what is the meaning of life?

[Tristin.]

ask monty python!!

Why is the sky blue and the earth brown?

[Death]

Because God hates pink.

Why is The Moon called The Moon?

[The Madman]

Because somebody flashed their buttocks at it and it stuck


What is?

[Jess]

It is.

Is it?

[richboy]

its not

will it?

[cuddlemuffin3]

yes, but will it be?

[richboy]

it has been

will it again?

[Jess]

Again it will.


What will do what?

[Death]

My penis will do you.

Why do I have such a dirty mind at the moment?

[richboy]

cuz ur hyper

why am i rightin dis?

[Death]

Because your brain told you to.

What are beds for?

[richboy]

to jump on

y do dogs howl at nite?

[howyoudoin93]

'cause they can't sing.

Why are babies born?

[Death]

To see how fucked up this world is.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Alfred Pennyworth]

Chuck Norris

How is Chuck Norris so awesome?

[Minimoose]

It requires no words to explain his awesomeness...it is just known

Why are tv remotes made in boring shapes?


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[Memory]

Because the boringness of the shape of teh remotez is needed to balance the kewlness of teh tee-vee. Ya' feel me homes?

Why are they doing this to us?

[Peace God]

...because you're weak.

Hello?

[Death]

Goodbye.

What are brown dwarves?

[lipstick_kisses23]

I've got no clue

Why do I like looking at deaths avatar?

[Death]

Because I'm incredibly hot?

Why did I just say that?

[disassociation2016]

Your high.

Where is Waldo?

[Trevoooor]

Waldoland.

Why do I keep stubbing my toes?

[disassociation2016]

That's where you keep the Doritos and Coke.

Can you drive yet?

[Peace God]

No, i steal bikes.

If you ask a smart question in the stupid question thread...is it still a smart question?

[Death]

Yes and no, because it's a paradox.

What is a paradox?

[Jody Jackson]

A smart question in a dumb thread.

What is the answer to life?

[Death]

42.

What does "qwertyuiop" mean?

[Infidelitas]

It means qwertyuiop silly!

what doesmnbvczlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq0987654321 mean?

[Death]

It means "mnbvczlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq0987654321". What else?

What is sex?

[Infidelitas]

sex is xes :: its code silly
what doesfuck mean

[Death]

It means "talk to".

i.e. Boy curious about puberty: "Dad, can I fuck you about my penis?"

[IDon'tLikeUsernames]

No, because you're secretly a girl.

Can I keep him?

[User Deleted]

Can you keep him? No, he doesn't want to be kept like an animal.

Why Is my math so hard?

[Death]

Because God made it hard.

Why does this thread exist?

[Gandalf]

Because somebody didn't know Google existed. ;)


Is this a question?

[Death]

No, it's a juxtaposition.

Why do I have three legs?

[bleedoutlove]

Because the womb decided to attack you and make you stumble like Jake the Peg.

Why am I so utterly odd?

[Death]

Because your 'normal' gene malfunctioned.

Why do I have dark eyes?

[ABIEDOooOH]

because you have white dark eyes

Why men marry ?

[Death]

Because they think they need to in order to have sex.

Why does 1 equal 1?

[Fushigi]

because i said so... haha

why people take a bath?

[Death]

To drown themselves after the tedium of the royal wedding.

Why am I wearing clothes?

[Fushigi]

because u have clothes duh??? hahaha


why we eat?

[ABIEDOooOH]

because we need to eat

why we drive cars

[Death]

@Both of you: Because it's nice.

Why am I using the Black & Gold forum skin?

[Fushigi]

because of the milky way hahahahaha

why do we die?

[ABIEDOooOH]

because we want to see what under the sand

[Fushigi]

ur blank... hahahaha

why do u have those shades?

[ABIEDOooOH]

because i want to see shades vision

why do u see my picture

[Fushigi]

because im blind? hahahahaha

why do u ask questions?

[ABIEDOooOH]

because i want people to see my questions

why we do we sleep in there

[Fushigi]

because of lady gaga.. hahahaha

why ur younger than me?

[ABIEDOooOH]

because you were born before me

why human go to the space

[Fushigi]

because they need some space to live in... hahahahahahahhaa

why u have black hair

[ABIEDOooOH]

it's not Black it's Dark Brown

why do u ask about my hair

[Fushigi]

because im hairless ... hahaha

why u keep responding to my posts?

[ABIEDOooOH]

hhhh
because i want to respond to your posts

[Fushigi]

why ur not asking any questions??

[ABIEDOooOH]

i forget the question lol

why you tell my why ur not asking any question

[Fushigi]

because the dragon said so...

why ur here?

[ABIEDOooOH]

because i'm here

why u joined in january 1.2011

[Fushigi]

because i didnt joined last christmas..

why u just joined?