Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[Magus]

Because I made him silly.

Why people talk like this : 4875287850193 790387413 7081379471 8340161625365 ?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Because they are wannabe nerds.
Why can't I get my hair to be less curly?

[curiousteen]

Because your hair naturally curly and will never come out duh!!! lol...

Why won't my sister's friends leave me the freak alone???

[biboy96]

They wanna blow you.

WHere do babies come from?

[Death]

From Tesco.

Why do people live in houses?

[curiousteen]

Because they dont want the big bad wolf to eat them...

Why do we have birthday's????

[biboy96]

Everyone wanna know the first time they pulled out of a pussy.

Why do people get horny?

[curiousteen]

So they know when its time to go fuck around wit everybody lol...

Why do we age???

[biboy96]

Meow.
Why do we eat?

[Magus]

To shit.

Why do we defecate?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

So we don't walk around constipated.
Why are you guys asking like disgusting questions?

[janthem]

its in our dna

Why is it that when you mix red and blue, you get purple?

[walpoler93]

cause orange is too weak to handle being made from those colors

can i get fries with that?

[Death]

Yeah, you can have one; look down.

Who is William Shakespear?

[scuba steve]

my dead aunt

why am i homesick, when i'm at home?

[walpoler93]

cause your house is made up of flesh eating bacterium

why is it sooooooooooooo hot?

[Death]

Because you will always be near you, lol.

What's the difference between hot and cold?

[walpoler93]

turning on your air conditioner or not

did u catch any fish?

[curiousteen]

not unless its ur gf's pussy lol jk...

Why are u here?

[Night_Hawk]

Because I came from there

Why is my heart beating?

[Death]

Because it's restless.

Why do we have a brain?

[curiousteen]

So we wont become idiot machines

Who is George Washington???

[Death]

A genetically modified clone of Gordon Brown.

What does USA stand for?

[Magus]

Under Age Asses.

What does U.K stand for?

[Death]

Utter kerfuffle!

What's the difference between a country and a continent?

[biboy96]

the part after "co"
Who's the hottest user on the site?

[Magus]

Origami aka Joshy.

Why is the Java application not working?

[biboy96]

Cause Java is the scum of the earth, and it sucks! :P

Who is god?

[Death]

A slang term to refer to me.

How did I end up in my bathroom mirror?

[biboy96]

You felt a sting in your **** and went to check it. Bloody Mary pulled you into the mirror...

Why am I 14?

[Death]

Because you were origionally 28 but someone cut you in half.

What's a girl?

[walpoler93]

someone who isnt a boy

why are colors colorful?

[Death]

Because Chuck Norris told them to be.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[walpoler93]

funfetti cupcakes

whats in a fruit cup?

[Death]

Cake.

Why is that when you vomit, it always contains diced carrots, even if you have never eaten diced carrots?

[walpoler93]

the tooth fairy put them there

can i use the restroom?

[Death]

Yeah, but only for a wank.

What does AOL stand for?

[finaluser2]

cool

[walpoler93]

pasta?

where'd the chese go?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

in your stomach.
Why does salmon have Grey skin?

[Death]

Because they think in black and white.

What's that long thing between my legs?

[CaliKid24]

a lollipop.

why do we need lights?

[Death]

Because it'd be night otherwise.

Why do peoples' hair eventually turn grey?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because you don't know how to behave.

What day is it?

[Death]

Christmas.

Why is Virign Media called Virgin Media?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because it's really geeky and can't get a girl.


How long until it's tomorrow?

[Death]

It'll happen next week.

What does SMG stand for?

[biboy96]

Sick, medical Goose

What's up?

[Sith Lord 13]

The ground.

What's down?

[Death]

The sky?

What does "stand do attention" mean?

[biboy96]

Give that hard standing thingy some attention.

What does "Penis" mean?

[Death]

It's a quick way of saying "pen is". So next time you want to say "My pen is missing and my pen is filled with sticky liquid", you can say "My penis missing and my penis filled with sticky liquid."

Why is it that every question and answer on this topic is so stupid?

[biboy96]

Cuz we're all stupid teenz, we're stereotypes :S

So... are you jesus?

[Death]

Yep, I can do anything.

Who is Jesus again?

[biboy96]

A stereotypical teen. Long Hair, and saving his facial hair...

[[[chickaroo92]]]

You forgot a question... anyway...

Why are shorts, called shorts?

[Death]

Because they're migits; not tall.

What's a muffin?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

It means mouth in some language.

What is a door?

[Death]

The thing you open to let the air in.

What is that white semicircle in the sky?

[biboy96]

Angle semen

What does "love" mean?

[ShatteredWings]

it means hate


whats the color of the sky?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Orange.

Why does Omegle attract people who are seeking a "good time?"

[biboy96]

'cause noone wants to make friends online anymore, they just wanna fuck themselves on cam.

Why do people shave down there?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Because, they don't want to reach their true monkey form, obviously.

Why do phones ring?

[RisaLeigh16]

because its so annoying and it forces you to answer it and talk to people u dont wana talk to...


why do people lie to your face, when they kno u kno they r lying

[[[chickaroo92]]]

because, they want to test your lie radar.

Why do we have the alphabet?

[Death]

Because sign language isn't good enough any more.

Why does my penis keep becoming hard temporarily?

[biboy96]

Because I pm you.

What does "horny " mean?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

It means that your body is dancing.

What is with all the P101 questions?!

[biboy96]

people are sexually disturbed.

What does "COCK" stand for?

[that kid]

Cool Ogres Crack Knuckles

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[curiousteen]

how ever much it can

why am i a boy???

[lil emo boy]

becuz ur mom stole sum one'z penis and glue it on u...

what'z the phone number for ''911''???

[[[chickaroo92]]]

456-911.

What is a chicken?

[aLeX..]

A relative of the dinosaurs.

Why do fish like water?

[misery_business]

Because it keeps them dry

why don't cats bark ?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

because, they think saying "Meow" is cooler.

How was music created?

[biboy96]

Somone dropped a stone on their foot, and screamed loudly.

What's the point of living`?

[Enternamehere]

So that we can die.

Why do we use the word "the"?

[biboy96]

every language needs a useless word.

Is sex unhealthy?

[lil emo boy]

yes!!!!! itt keep'z letting young gurl'z get pregg'o......

how do you spell the word '' word''..?..

[mrmcdonaldduck]

with repeated use of the phrase "FUCK A DUCK"


is it ok to make sexy time with a duck?

[Enternamehere]

Only if you use protection.

Do ducks have private parts like humans do?

[Death]

No, they're trained magicians with the ability to make a female duck pregnant whenever they please.

What's that long brown stuff on top of my head?

[Enternamehere]

That's dirt from your feet that migrates up your body while you sleep and collects in strands.

Who really did let the dogs out?

[enjoying_my_insanity]

I did

why does mother nature hate women?????

[[[chickaroo92]]]

because women are bitches.

Why does a kangaroo have a pouch?

[Skeln]

To hide its drugs and guns.

Why must I have summer homework?

[Death]

Because homework can't survive in the winter.

What are TVs for?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

To watch every epic moment you had during your life time.

What does "bad ass" mean?

[Death]

It means your arsehole is too small to accept a penis.

What does "smartass" mean?

[TySpeedy]

Anyone that was a really smart ass...

What does hula hoop mean?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

I wanna dance.

Who is "Light?"

[Pink_Floyd]

A shady character.

Why is my money colored?

[TySpeedy]

cUZ' Then they would know it's a person with a job. Becuz' you would be able to tell if a hobo had it... If the money is white... They hobo would probably pee on it. So it would be yellow. So they made it green.[: Hoping hobos won't pee on them. xD

What is chocolate?

[Death]

Good for you; especially in large quantities.

What is a Caucasian?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

It's Mexican, but in Japanese.

What's a pen?

[TySpeedy]

Anything you can't write with

What's the definition of 'word'?

[Enternamehere]

It's an acronym for "will ostriches really die."

Who here is a jesouhp nye?

[huginnmuninn]

everybody except you
how do you reply to posts?

[Death]

By clicking the red 'X' at the top of your window.

Why don't insects have red blood?

[Alfred Pennyworth]

because that way they don't stain your white shirt when you squish a bug on it.

how can kenny come back to life so many times?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Because he can.

Who are you?

[Alfred Pennyworth]

I know you are, but what am I?

Why is pi an infinite number?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

it's really food.

Why is the ocean full of marine life?

[misery_business]

Because I like panda bears.

Why do i like fairy panda bears ?

[HalfDeadHippie]

Because they have wings and fur.

Why is the Sun hot?

[huginnmuninn]

it has a cold
why is a rainow colorful

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

BECAUSE IT'S A DOUBLE RAINBOW SO INTENSE

Who's on first?

[seven]

I don't know. I mean, What?

How much wood would a woodchuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

[huginnmuninn]

nobody can chuck norris
what is love?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

BABY DON'T HURT ME DON'T HURT ME NO MORE

Who's that crazy kook destroying the world?

[I.J.]

We all know it's Queen Latifah.

Why is Ice Cream deadly?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Because I like chicken

Did you know dolphins are really just gay sharks?

[huginnmuninn]

no they just the girl sharks
why does love always feel like a battlefield?

[misery_business]

Because alicia keys couldn't come up with anything better

why is billy joe armstrong so adorable?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Because this yogurt tastes good

Why is light not dark?

[misery_business]

Because God said so.

Why does everyone like bugs ?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

I don't

In soviet russia, do games play YOU?

[misery_business]

games don't exist in russia

Why can't i lick my elbow ?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Because your elbow doesn't love you anymore

Why do I have to go to stupid band practice T_T?

[enjoying_my_insanity]

cuz the cows told you to

why is the dark lord wearing a tutu?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Because it looks fabulous on him.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

[lil emo boy]

he frame'd him self... By sayin he didnt do itt...

Why am I bi..

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Cause boys are cute~

Why did I have to get a hair cut? T_T

[[[chickaroo92]]]

It's actually called a Hairs cut.

Why won't the cat stop meowing?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

He's not going 'meow' he's going 'nya'

Are leather pants the source of all your power?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Skirts are priceless.

Who is Dr. Who?

[Andrzej]

Yes he is. Surprising, isn't it?

Why am I so lazy?

[enjoying_my_insanity]

cuz your ancestors were hippos in disguise but they love you anyway

why dont i look like my parents?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Because you've come from another planet, obvs.

What is the definition of "Huge?"

[Ghost_Hunter]

a writing utensil used by the ancient Greeks.


Why am I not famous?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Because you don't live in L.A.

What's yellow, white, and black?

[ylllek nivyer]

my future wedding dress :)

why do slothes only have 3 toes?... poor sloth :(

[[[chickaroo92]]]

because it thought it's fourth toe was food.

What's "Pizza?"

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

It's an evil alien parasite, bent on destroying the world.

Who's Hypno toa-
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Um... your cat.

Who invented the sky?

[Commander Thor]

Walt Disney

Where do babies come from? ;)

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Babies "R" us.

What does the "R" stand for?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Our :D

What are we going to do today, Brain?

[NeverTooLate]

Dance in the dark

Why is the world round?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

because.

So, what's 1000 + 8 - 4 x 90....?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

42

What's the most immature word in the world?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Immature.

Cats are?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Not dogs.

I am?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Iron man.

Who's the President?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

SARAH PALIN :^D

What's in my deleted history?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Newspapers.

Who is he?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

That's a girl

What's this thing doing in my underwear!?!?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

It's part of it.

What's the weekend?

[enjoying_my_insanity]

goodlyness

why am i tired?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Because I slipped something in your drink

Why do I have a compulsive need to slip things into other peoples' drinks?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

So they spill it on you.
Where will I be in forty years from now?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

The year 2050

Who keeps poking me?

[NeverTooLate]

me sorry :O

will be are president in 8 years

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING

Who is Candlejack anywa-

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Your mother.
Who's that tree?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

A Dog

WTF?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

TTYL.

OMILAWD, did you see that?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Omg yah!

Lol wat

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Balloons.

Do you like clowns?

[Toothpick]

I do not like clowns because they are clowns.

Why does the internet exist?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

So the trolls would leave from underneath bridges

Is this real life?

[Magus]

No, I don't think so. It is a just some simulation plaything.

Who is eating my dried mushrooms?

[laurita_21]

Godzilla

Why can't I have a beard?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Because then your mustache would get jealous

Who is that one guy with the chicken?

[laurita_21]

It's a hen actually

Why are you here?

[Azunite]

Cos I wanted to kiss the poster's ass.

Why is my nose itchy ?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Because you won't scratch it

Why haven't I started my homework yet?

[Toothpick]

Because you haven't started your homework yet.

Why are plant leaves green and not blue?????

[Johupp]

Cuz i made them that way.

why was i away from this site for a long time?

[Errr]

Well, porn is very distracting...

Why is there good and bad hairdays?

[Johupp]

Well, porn is very distracting...

LOL!!!!!

Because our hair has a mind of its own...


Why does my head hurt?

[UnknownError]

You've eaten to much pie.

Where is the internet?

[1_21Guns]

in a huge waffle mixture being transported aroud the sky by pigeon.

why are my socks striped?

[UnknownError]

Because the spots were on their day off.

What's in Chuck Norris's beard?

[kidkizzet]

Caffeine.

Why is it October?

[UnknownError]

Thats what happens when Bears & Octopus have sex.

Do you like goats? :D

[Daniel_]

No, because Space Godzilla got shat on.

Why doesn't my mom have a penis?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

That's a silly question, she does.

What is this I don't even?

[Magus]

It is not even.

Is it equal?

[Johupp]

no, its equivalent....


why is my internet so slow?

[jovien]

umm duh because ur gerbil is tired(educated kinna havta think 'bout that)
why do u suck?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

I don't, but your grammar does.

Who likes raccoon pie?

[Magus]

Your mom's pet.

What is Faris?

[The Joker]

Wheel.

[Magus]

That's Ferris, and Faris is pronounced differently...

Why people pronounce Faris as Ferris?

[Lights]

Because they like candy floss which has the effect of mis-pronunciation.

Why is candy floss pink?

[Death]

Because it's for girls.

Why do different people have different skin colours?

[Azunite]

Because some people eat cheeseburger, others hamburger.

Why "VT" is called VT?

[Death]

Because swapping them around could be confusing.

Why are we on our 50th page?

[Scooby Dooby Drew]

Because god ordained it

What are we going to do tonight Brain?

[aussiecasper]

nueron charges....same as every night.

how much would wood a would chuck name charles chuck id a would chuck could chuck wood?

[Azunite]

he got mentally sick after listenign to this so none.

Why is McDonalds more popoular than Burger King?

[Death]

Because whilst at McDonald's, you eat the burgers, at Burger King, the burgers eat you.

Why did I just say that?

[Azunite]

Because you have listened too many "In soviet russia" jokes.

Why did I join here

[Magus]

To j/o and talk about CoD.

Why did I even say that?

[Death]

Because that's what too many people do.

Why do video games exist?

[Magus]

To be played.

Why do Fish make me horny?

[enjoying_my_insanity]

so you can have little fishy kids :)

why is the sky purple?