Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[ShatteredWings]

You fly to the sun, of course


why can't I have wings?

[Quick_Sylver]

Cheesecake


Friends hate me because I'm nice, why is this so?

[ShatteredWings]

I don't know, maybe you like cake too much.


In what universe do the peoples have green skin?

[sztegosz]

;693827']I don't know, maybe you like cake too much.

In what universe do the peoples have green skin?

I dont know but.... hey! Why do i have green skin?!

What is an envelope?

[nick]

Its a dyslexic antelope of course.

Why on Star Trek do they always say "Beam me up Scottie", surely "Beam me up tottie" would be more fun?

[Quick_Sylver]

Boomerang


Why do guys flirt?

[Kahn]

Because we like peanuts


Why do I want to stay home from school tomorrow?

[Quick_Sylver]

Cheese


Why do humanoids ignore androids?

[Kapitan Kokenbalz]

Ignore deez nuts.

Vag goes where?

[Alfred Pennyworth]

into the closet!

why am I stuck running Linux?

[Cromm]

Because the penguin has you by the sac.

If onions make you cry, do scallions make you pee?

[luciia96]

yes...or not? maybe. why do you ask me? leave me alone! don't look at me! O.O


What happens If you stop breathin'?

[laurita_21]

you get 1000 greenies !!!!!

why am i a girl ?

[Quick_Sylver]

Because boys have penises.


Why am I thinking?

[luciia96]

Because boys have penises.


Why am I thinking?

cuz my dog is purple

why do I like chocolate?

[Quick_Sylver]

Welcome to Ramada, May I please take your coat?


Why is there P101 frequenters on all the time?

[The Boy Genius]

because teenagers and insecure and must compare breas and penis size
( Wait thats not stupid)

Why did i ruin it

[Quick_Sylver]

Because you're a boy. JOKING!


Why am I worried?

[luciia96]

because my ant commited suicide

what's that?

[sztegosz]

cant you see? its a huge kangaroo answering to a masturbation survey...

what was me in my previous life?

[Spinder]

An unmatured sperm cell inside your father's right testicle.

What is at the end of a rainbow?

[Magus]

A shot in the head Leprechaun and an empty pot.

What in hell is Cat Aids?

[SimSailorNick]

Is when Cats start to realize sex is the only thing that will keep them from losing their 9 lives.

What's blocking my window?

[Huskyboy132]

Your mom.

Why are there two genders, why not more?

[Setzer]

cause sex would be a mess

why do people like to lick shelves?

[Death]

Because they have no taste buds.

What would happen if you typed 'Google' into Google?

[MaliciousBunface]

The world would end

Why is earth a sphere?

[aussie_chub]

because god made it that way hehehe

if a stupid guy thinks he is stupid doe that make him stupid or smart?

[Magus]

Makes him smart, because he have the power to realize that he is stupid.

Why I am egotistical? Is that my worst trait.

[Death]

You are because Mars is red.

Why are all the questions and answers on this topic so stupid?

[lipstick_kisses23]

because you touch yourself at night!

why did i just qoute family guy?

[Alfred Pennyworth]

because your brother is peter griffin

why the hell does nothing ever go as i plan

[Magus]

Because they are "nothing" - Nill, void, Empty.

WTF I have Styler - IconDoc - StyleXP and those "pimp my XP" stuff?

[L]

because god hates you.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Sugaree]

42.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Fruit_Tart.]

your dog will care about it. (didn't get the q)
would it be possible to fit 100 jellybeans up my nose? who would help?

[Hatsune Miku]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why is the cheese in the pineapple with spongebob in the zombies evil boat?
( I just typed the first things that came to mind XD )

[Greggy]

Because the saw blade cut cut the sandpaper.

Why are my feet cold?

[Fruit_Tart.]

becuz the bunnies aren't around.
why is there peanut butter on my clock?

[aussie_chub]

because there are skid marks in your undies.


why is the rum gone?

[zebra_]

because my gramma came by last night

would you like fries with that?

[aussie_chub]

no i would like fully grown fish thanks :P


why can i has cheezburgar?

[Fruit_Tart.]

becuz the boogers aren't green enough.

why is there pickles in my PB and J??

[Death]

Because they're not in mine.

Why did I just say that?

[pixie1234]

because you were putting up blinds

why can i sleep? xx

[Harley Quinn]

Because you ate monkey


Why am I laying down?

[Fruit_Tart.]

becuz the thread was running out.
why is my eye yellow???

[Death]

Because you're turning into an angel.

Why do I have hair?

[jimmy mac]

to eliminate the chance of sun glare off your head.

is it true that if the world didnt suck, we would all fall off ?

[pixie1234]

no if the world didnt suck we would fall in

why is the grass green? xx

[Magus]

Because the it has pigments which reflects green color from the light spe.... wait..

Grass is green because sky is blue.

Why is the sea blue?

[Death]

Because I exist, otherwise it would be pink.

Who invented the colour pink?

[John Marston]

a chuck norris


why is Virtual Teen's abbreviation VT?

[scuba steve]

so if my mums what's the site VT i can say Virgin Television and she won't find out.

can i marry that Yack?

[derkderpderp]

no but you can stare at it long enough until it turns in a fly you can swim on to my dreamworld to give people 'dreemcookies'!(hopefully)

why am i not a prehistoric LEAF about to be eaten by what i tried to eat?

[Death]

Because Chuck Norris wanted that to be the case.

Why can't Earth be a cube?

[derkderpderp]

because then people would fall of the ends/corners and we would have 6 seasons,weirdly awesome...

If A (not THE) pope goes to the bathroom is it considered holy crap?

[Sith Lord 13]

because then people would fall of the ends/corners and we would have 6 seasons,weirdly awesome...

If A (not THE) pope goes to the bathroom is it considered holy crap?

I'm not quite sure what would make Alexander Pope's crap holy. So I doubt it.

Why did all the dinosaurs die?

[Death]

Because Chuck Norris didn't like them.

Why is everyone asking stupid questions and giving stupid answers on this thread?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because they like to make you wonder.

Why is the earth flat?

[Death]

Because we would fall off he edge if we traveled too far.

Why are my eyes brown?

[janthem]

i painted them that way during arts and crafts lol

why go toe nails grow on your toes and not your fingers?

[Brighter.Tomorrow]

Cause there are to many toeheads.

Why is Obama black?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because otherwise he wouldn't have gotten elected.

Why are there no Martians?

[Death]

Because Chuck Norris once went to Mars for a holiday and the Martians were so terrified, they all flew off to Neptune.

Why does Saturn have rings?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Because, it was upset that humans had rings, therefore, it wanted some.

Why does the world have different timezones?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because nature like to keep humans from being able to easily coordinate over vast distances.



Why are humans the dominant species?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Because monkeys simply didn't cut it.

Why do Canadians have to have "our" in like everything? lol.

[Death]

Because the Britons do too and the Canadians want to be exactly like them.

Why do you get different skin colours around the world?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Because people should be different, and diverse.

How come White and Black are considered shades, and NOT colors?

[Death]

Because Chuck Norris, despite his own skin colour hates white and black people and decided that their skin colour cannot be considered colours.

Why did I just give a stupid answer?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Because I asked a stupid question

Why did you ask that?

[Death]

Because we're meant to give stupid questions and ans... wait, because the sky is pink.

Why am I fifteen?

[misery_business]

because 15 backwards is 51

why do I like chicken wings ?

[Death]

Because they have chicken in them.

Why do people live in houses?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because if we still lived in caves the earth might eat us.



Why can't I think of an original question?

[Death]

Because we've used them all up.

Why do we have names?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because people got tired of shouting "hey you".

Why is this statement not a question.

[Death]

Because this question is a statement.

Why do the Harry Potter films have "Harry Potter" in their names?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because the masses are stupid and easily confused (oh, wait, that's a serious answer too.)


Where is Hogwarts?

[Death]

In the film "Hot Fuzz".

Where is Mordor?

[Sith Lord 13]

In your pants.

Where is Carmen Sandeigo?

[Death]

On my computer screen.

What are MPs?

[Sith Lord 13]

My pieces. (And I'll take them back TYVM *yoink*)


Why am I a wizard?

[Death]

Because you cast a spell to make yourself one.

How come I'm not a wizard?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did all the humans die?

[Death]

Because we pissed of Chuck Norris.

Why do people have different beliefs?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because they're stupid.


Why is the FSM the one true god?

[Death]

Because the others are all false.

Why can't people always refer to gods by their first name instead of their title?

[Sith Lord 13]

See my last answer.

Why did God die?

[Death]

Because he reigned terror upon the world and then came to regret his actions - and died of grief.

Why do some people believe in multiple gods?

[Sith Lord 13]

Why do people forget the second half of their game posts?

[Death]

I haven't a clue.

Why does school exist?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because older people like to lord their power over younger people.

What would happen if I forgot to ask a question?

[Death]

Then this thread would collapse.

Why do people eventually die?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because they believe they will.

Why do humans think they'll die?

[Death]

Because they think they're imperfect.

What does VT stand for?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Very Talented....

Didn't you know that?!

[Death]

No, I thought it meant "Very Tedious".

What is a "post"?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Something that scientists haven't figured out yet, due to technical problems at this time.

Why is 1+1 = 2 and not like.... 0?

[Death]

Because Chuck Norris doesn't like the number zero.

Why do humans exist?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Because Chuck Norris needs to have robots.

Why does Chucky get all of the attention?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because otherwise we'd have nothing to talk about.

Why does life suck?

[Origami]

'Cause cats don't windsurf. <--Pointless? I think so.

Why don't cats windsurf?

[nick]

because they prefer water skiing

how many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?

[YesterdaysNews]

6^90.

Why don't cows bark?

[Origami]

because they prefer water skiing

how many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?
Silly Nick.
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa244/relyh/Waterskie.png

6^90.

Why don't cows bark?
'Cause if dogs moo'd then the world would be awkward.

Why doesn't a woodchuck chuck wood?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Because, then he would have no name.

How come "Mice" aren't plural for Moose?

[Death]

Because no-one ever thought of that.

Why are there two different sexes?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Because it would be boring if the world only had shemales.

Why did you ask such a question?

[CantBeTamed]

Because He Was Being Forced To By Minnie Mouse

Why Cant Puppys And Kittens Have Babies Together

[nick]

Because puppies and kittens havent reached sexual maturity obviously !

Why dont cats water ski?

[Zero Beat]

Because.

Why is your hair there?

[Sith Lord 13]

To look awesome.

Why do humans sweat?

[nick]

It keeps the aliens away

Have you ever seen an alien?

[Sith Lord 13]

42

Where are all the aliens?

[nick]

Not here, I sweat too much

How many days does a girl need to have been taking the pill before its safe to tell her dad?

[CantBeTamed]

73 years

why does ke$ha Look Like A Drunk Taylor Swift

[Death]

Because Chuck Norris thought it would be funny if he made it happen.

What's the difference between males and females?

[nick]

about 6 inches

how do you solve a problem like maria?

[Death]

By singing a song.

What's the difference between singing and talking?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Singing: Trying to have a good voice.
Talking: Thinking you have a good voice.

Why do we have to have a government?

[CantBeTamed]

because anarchys are looked down upon

why do monkeys throw shit

[janthem]

cuz they ran out of fruit lol

why do dogs howl at sirens?

[Iron Man]

Because sirens wail at them. Why does cardboard taste like cardboard?

[CantBeTamed]

cuz the fruit flavored cardboard tasted terrible

[Sith Lord 13]

Why am I alive?

[Death]

Because you haven't parked in Chuck Norris's reserved driving spots yet.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?

[ylllek nivyer]

oh, about that... i forget i have laser vision sometimes...

who is looking in my window?

[Kuervo]

yourself while ur looking at ur how neighbor(idk lol)

y ami playing the legend of zelda twilight princess when iv played it soo many times

[tpzy94]

because he cant masturbate...no hands

why did the chicken cross da road

[Death]

Because he damn well wanted to.

Why do all males have a penis?

[CantBeTamed]

because if we didnt women would and we would end up being the ones who get prego

why do i drink

[jake_97]

because you cant get water from food


why is the world round?

[Magus]

Because Earth wanted to be a mandarin orange.

Why did I lost my 20th version Edition cover of Neuromancer?

[CantBeTamed]

Because It Dislikes YOU JK

Why Do I Smoke

[Death]

Because you are immune to all the harmful effects of tobacco.

Why does Rep Power exist?

[Magus]

So that you can Green or red people out with it.

Why did Case have to die?

[CantBeTamed]

Because The Zombie Apocalypse Has Started

Why Did Wynona Ryder Go Looting When She HAs Cash

[Kuervo]

she wanted more

y do ppl die

[CantBeTamed]

to make room for more

how did i taste yellow

[Kuervo]

u ate a banana

y did tht dog fetch the bone

[Death]

Because the cat didn't.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because they have treats in them.

Why is the moon made of cheese?

[Death]

Because God likes cheese.

Why do you get day and night?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because God needed to save money on lighting.

Why are there stars?

[Kuervo]

cuz the circuit broke in the sky and now only a few lights shine asstars

how come there is so much crime in the world

[Magus]

Because there are a lot of Ice creams going on.

Why is Shizz stinky?

[CantBeTamed]

Cuz It Is

Why Do People Hate Other People

[Magus]

To show their love to other people.

Why is the weed green(money?)?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because if it were purple it'd look funny.

What happens when a man and a woman love each other very much?

[ShatteredWings]

They move to the moon.

why is today sunday?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because yesterday was Katilsday.

Why can't I come up with an original question?

[Jagador]

Because a shark ate you

Why did michael jackson die?

[CantBeTamed]

BECAUSE HIS DOCTOR KILLED HIM I HOPE THAT ASSHOLE GETS THE DEATH PENALTY FOR KILLING THE KING

Why do i like miley

[lil playa]

because shes frickin hott :)

why do all the girls love me??

[CantBeTamed]

because they think your cute

why did i start smoking

[hrecknoall]

because you hate your lungs :/

why do I like sandwhiches?

[suprise]

because they are coumfy to be in

why am i up at 2:45 in the morning?

[Dog Desab]

bcuz the trajectory of the moon in orions belt made all leos in the world

who am i?

[suprise]

ME!

why am i still up at 2:45 in the morning ?

(DO NOT ANSWER THIS PART!!! it's actually 3:55 AM)

[Dog Desab]

because the aliens have abducted and put a drug in your brain so now you stay up late!!!! :P

where does the red fern grow?

[suprise]

where the green ones don't!

what's that down there?

[Anchorite]

An airplane.

Which way is orange?

[Dog Desab]

the sun

howd you survive the zombie apocalypse?

[Death]

By killing myself to become a zombie too.

What's that up there?

[SneakBrain]

its the sky!
why my cellphone not working?

[Dog Desab]

cuz you download porn on it!!!! :P (dont ask me how i know this)

why am i a leo?

[SneakBrain]

(@jhollis0812^^^ hahaha yes i do but i dont think its the reason)

because you are a cat!lol

would you marry me?

[Dog Desab]

yes

am i allowed to give you a sex change?

[SneakBrain]

if it was enjoyable lol

why people wear glasses?

[walpoler93]

to look smart and obnoxious

if your from africa, why are you white!?

[SneakBrain]

cuz ur parents are whites


why we breath?

[Dog Desab]

to look smart and obnoxious

if your from africa, why are you white!? (mean girls quote hahaha)

cuz the elephant and lioness made me

why is it cold when its hot?

[walpoler93]

cause someone threw ice cubes in your hot tub

why is there a question mark at the end of my sentence?

[SneakBrain]

because someone force u to put it by a gun!

why today is Thursday?

[Dog Desab]

cuz ur parents are whites


why we breath?

cuz god said so!!!!

how do you continuously forever and ever keep dying?

[walpoler93]

LLAMAS!!!!

why are penguins amazing?

[Joey15]

Becuase they can fly

Who da hell stole the cookies?

[walpoler93]

some major league a$$ hole

what can i get with my coupon?

[middkid]

3 and a half free tacos from Taco Bell.

Why is there no eggnog in my fridge?

[walpoler93]

cuz a polar bear knocked your fridge over!

what country is this?

[Death]

Little Britain.

What are penises for?

[walpoler93]

what arent they for?

i have nipples greg, can u milk me?

[Death]

No, but I can water you.

Where is France?

[Sith Lord 13]

Loser-ville

Who am I?

[janthem]

the king of madagascar

Why do ppl bleed blood?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because if you let out chocolate when you got cut people would never stop licking their wounds.

What time is it?

[janthem]

its mc hammer time lmao

why are blackberries black?

[Sith Lord 13]

Because if they were blue they'd be looking at an assault case.

What's today?

[Death]

The only day that exists because days before that have already happened and days after that haven't happened yet. Er, I mean (*thinks of a stupid answer*), it's Christmas.

Why does the sun keep moving across the sky and dissapearing?

[Sith Lord 13]

For it's inexorable march is the only thing that allows humanity to maintain its fragile grasp on sanity.

Um, I mean, it's running from the moon.

Why is it fun to give existential answers to stupid questions?

[suprise]

because it makes you feel like crap!

why do people crap?

[TheFame]

Because their food thinks they suck!

Wheres waldo?!

[Death]

Under my bed.

Why does the moon keep changing size?

[Magus]

Because Sun is not sparing him some light.

Why is the SuperNova hurting my eye?

[Death]

Because your eye cannot take in all that awsomeness at once.

What would happen if the entire population of China were to jump simultaneously?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

A: They would probably have to create their own world record book, to put that in.

Q: Why do people think the moon is made out of cheese?

[Death]

Because Neil Armstrong proved that it isn't made out of cum.

Why does Earth only have a single moon?

[[[chickaroo92]]]

Because G-d didn't have patience to create a partner.
Why did you ask such a silly question?