Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[Bougainvillea]

It's fun!

How is Oklahoma?

[ylllek nivyer]

boring as shit :)
but it's raining, so i'm happy for now.

are you in a desert?

[Bougainvillea]

Yes ma'am. :P

How is the rain?

[drpepper21]

it rains small irish ladies in texas.

why do i have such sexy eyes?

[The Boy Genius]

Because you are so full of yourself

Why is my Bed looking at me funny

[drpepper21]

because you had to much crack.

why is my hamster a nazi?

[The Boy Genius]

Because it loves the Führer

Why is the fish coming to kill me

[drpepper21]

its angry at the word, cuz he has no nuts.

why is my dog barking?

[Project Delta]

coz he is hungary


does obsidian spam!?

[drpepper21]

no, but he eats it.

what orange juice?

[Flutterfly]

It's apple juice silly.

Why can't I drink apple juice?

[Project Delta]

because your lactose intollerant... duuuuh


why do i love you so much/

[Flutterfly]

Because I'm lactose intolerant? lol jks

Why do I eat stuff with lactose if I'm lactose intolerant?

[Project Delta]

coz your a rebel

am i a rebel?

[Holding On*]

no your a snail
Why is m coffee to hot to drink D:

[Bougainvillea]

Because I touched it. ;)

Why do I not feel good?

[The Joker]

Because you feel GREAT.

Why do I feel like a rebel?

[Flutterfly]

Because you sucked the life from my DSi... =[

Why is my DSi about to die?

[Project Delta]

Because it cant handle my sexiness]

charge it maybe?

[The Joker]

Nope, just throw it at stuff.

Why am I not gay?

[Bougainvillea]

Because you ate the candy!

Where is my phone?

[Cromm]

Wherever you left it last.


How come Obsidian didn't understand two of the last five people he replyed to? :P

(I'm just razzin' ya, btw)

[Bougainvillea]

Because everyone is too complicated.

Why does everything have to be so complicated?
(In a melodious tune) :)

[ylllek nivyer]

because it's just better this way.

how do i breath with out you? i want to know. lol.

[Bougainvillea]

I don't know.

How do I live?

[Cromm]

Well enough to afford a computer and an internet connection! ;)


If vegtable oil is made from vegtables and olive oil is made from olives...

what is baby oil make from?

[Bougainvillea]

Babies. Duh.

Why is my favorite meal?

[Flutterfly]

Um... because you like it so much?

What is your favorite meal...?

[The Joker]

Babies.

Isn't that obvious?

[Flutterfly]

o.0 um... no...

Is it alright if I hide from K.I.T.N. now...?

[Project Delta]

Yeah , but remember he is only 13

why is matt sooo yoioooung

[Flutterfly]

Because he eats babies?

Does anyone know where my sister went...? =s she ish a baby...

[Project Delta]

She went buh byes obv.

Where ish your cat\/?

[Flutterfly]

Um... what? (Q&A)

[Project Delta]

where is your cat! (q+a)

[Flutterfly]

Oh... eating... wait... which cat?

[Project Delta]

oreo

[Flutterfly]

um... I could call him and find out... but then he'd want attention...
he is on a pillow on a stool

Why?

[Project Delta]

coz i'm just making sure i'm stalking the right house :P


Why am i stalking my girlfriend?

[Flutterfly]

you only think you are...

what's that mean?

[The Joker]

It means you are a crazy psycho stalker.

Does Robin love Aaron, or is it the other way around?

[Project Delta]

Both matt, BOTH

why do i get heartburn all the fucking time >.<

[YesterdaysNews]

because you dont get rugburn

why does my room not have a carpet?

[Bougainvillea]

Because wood floor panels RULE.

Why does my cheek hurt?

[The Boy Genius]

Because it fell off.


Why do all girls hate me

[YesterdaysNews]

because all the boys love you


why is my boyfriend acting like a poopybuttface?

[Cromm]

Because he found out you just failed kindergarden. :P

"poopybuttface"... yeash.


Why do birds suddenly appear everytime that you are near?

[nick]

They long to be close to you

Is Elvis really dead?

[ylllek nivyer]

yes. i killed him.

how come i slept for 14 hours?

[YesterdaysNews]

because you were in a coma, it was actually 14 DAYS :O

why is the woman a cannibal in the queens of the stone age's music video for "sick sick sick"?

Because he found out you just failed kindergarden. :P

"poopybuttface"... yeash.




what is wrong with the term "poopybuttface"? its better than skinnyassmotherfucker...

[Flutterfly]

No.

Why is my friend taking a picture of all her ductape while I sneak onto sites on her netbook?

[Cromm]

She's waiting for it to quack.

Why didn't the previous poster use more than one word to answer the last question?

[Harley Quinn]

Because they rule

Why am i so stupid

[Cromm]

Look at your avatar and you'll figure it out fast.


Why is _____ the most awesome band ever?!

[ylllek nivyer]

because.
Demon Hunter is the shit :)


how come i where lipgloss?

[djunlogical]

to make your lips look less pretty <3

How come I'm not famous yet =[

[Cromm]

Your blog has yet to be picked up by a publishing house.


Why do de goggles, dey do nothing!!!!??

[Flutterfly]

Yes.

Why do you care that I answer with one word?

[The Joker]

No.

How are you?

[Bougainvillea]

Good. :)

What's your middle name?

[The Joker]

I've got three!

What are they?

[ylllek nivyer]

they are beasts :)

who is it?

[Cromm]

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me... it'll happen to YOU!!!!


Why would anyone describe a bunch of coconuts as 'lovely'?

[Bougainvillea]

Because boobies make me smile. :)

Why did I just have an amazing shower?

[djunlogical]

because you finished the wedding and it is traditional for crowds to shower you with confetti :D

Why do I never listen to the voice in my head?

[Cromm]

Because it tells you to burn things.


Where in the world is Carmen Sandiago?

[changed]

Ask Jeeves...

is it a bird?

[The Joker]

No. It's a plane.

Lolwut?

[Flutterfly]

Exactly.

Who am I?

[The Joker]

Batman. Not Robin.

Who am I?

[Bougainvillea]

Hmm.
You're fun.

Whatt am I?

[Viral Death]

You are me

Whats with me and killing things

[Bougainvillea]

But I'm not 13.

Because you're forced to.

Why do I not sleep?

[Zero Beat]

Because sleep is a waste of time.

Why is the sky up and ground down?

[Flutterfly]

its not.

Why am I tired?

[The Joker]

Because you haven't gone to my forum (http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=259).

Why haven't you gone to my forum (http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=259)?

[Bougainvillea]

I don't know.

Why is Matt on Google?

[The Joker]

Because you love me. Papa. Paparazzi.

Why did I just quote Lady Gaga?

[Cromm]

Because you're "gaga" over her.


.... *is killed by the pun police* XD



How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

.

[The Joker]

6.

How old am I not?

[Cromm]

f(x) = |x| where x =/= 13


...assuming you're not lying in your profile. :P



Wha'cha doooooin'?

.

[scuba steve]

typing in bullshit forums on VT

what are you doin?

[Bougainvillea]

Laying down.

Why does this pizza suck?

[scuba steve]

because it claims to be 4* star service when it's some annoying romainian imigrant

why am i obsessed with the movie slumdog millionaire?

[Bougainvillea]

Because I don't know.

Where is my phone?

[scuba steve]

probably where you left it

WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT!?!?!?

[Bougainvillea]

On my brain!

What is your middle name?

[scuba steve]

james, actually

why is lynx deoderant called axe in america?

[Bougainvillea]

Because it's always been called that...?

Why does it matter?

[scuba steve]

because it's a stupid question aright? (question & answer)

[Bougainvillea]

I guess.

Is your refrigerator running?

[The Joker]

Yes. I should catch it.

Is Obama black?

[Bougainvillea]

No. He's red.

Am I black?

[Cromm]

No, you're a snake. Hence your name. :P

why is lynx deoderant called axe in america? Because people in america don't think bobcats smell sexy.

why am i obsessed with the movie slumdog millionaire? Because you're in love with Dev Patel.




.... WHY!! Why did they cast Dev Patel as Zuko in the upcomming Avatar movie? Zuko's supposed to be CHINESE for pete'sake....they could have cast him as Sokka but nooooooooo.....

.

[Bougainvillea]

Actually, Obsidian is the result of volcanic lava coming in contact with water. It's basically a deep black glass.
http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/picture.php?albumid=310&pictureid=4314

Because Avatar sucks.

Why does it suck?

[Cromm]

Actually, Obsidian is the result of volcanic lava coming in contact with water. It's basically a deep black glass. You know, I thought so... but I got the word mixed with "ophidian". My bad.


Why does [Avatar] suck?

I can't answer this, because you are clearly delusional! Avatar: The Last Airbender is the greatest thing to come out of Nickelodian, ever! Period!
:yes: :yes: :yes: :D



Why can't they just give the damn rabbit (http://www.sillyrabbit.millsberry.com/) some cereal already!?

[beedubs]

because hes allergic

Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

[Cromm]

Because he doesn't want to see you in your underwear.


If Jimmy crack corn, and you don't care, why are you singing about it?

[Bougainvillea]

??

Why are you confusing?

[Cromm]

I am only confusing to lesser beings. ;)



How could anyone make you question a cheeseburger?

[The Joker]

Ask "this guy".

Vagina?

[scuba steve]

lovely bubbly sir

to spend a day as an ozzie?

[Atonement]

Dude, I don't want an alligator to eat me.

Sex on my beach?

[scuba steve]

well i don't know about your beach but my local would be pretty cold right bout now...

a unified single act Europe?

[Cromm]

The first steps toward World Government have begun! RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

...


Are you secretly a communist?

[djunlogical]

I do commune with the neighbours, yes :D

1, 2, ?

[scuba steve]

And move to the right, step back this time!!

Walk this way....?

[Leprachaun]

yes i think he does like bubbles in his bath.

do you have any spare glue?

[scuba steve]

yea hold on and i'll go get some...

you know what i've ran out, do you fancy runnin down to Tesco for me?

[Cromm]

"Tesco" ... I don't fancy crossin' the pond to pick up super glue... how about I mail it too ya! :P


If British people are the ones speaking normally, and we have the accents, how come they sound like us when they sing?

[scuba steve]

We don't and neither do you guys... if you sing professionally you lose your accent you only think that we sing with the same accent as you because you can't tell the differance as you can't pick up on your own accent

And some keep their accent when they sing. Lilly Allen for example you can hear her english twine perfectly in her music

it's not a very stupid answer but that assumption was rather annoying

have you ever ate and finished an ice-cream on a rollar coaster?

[computerwizard]

I ate the roller coaster too, and the ice cream was even red and white and blue.

why is the sky green?

[Cromm]

...it's not a very stupid answer but that assumption was rather annoying ...which is part of what made it a stupid question silly! :p


why is the sky green? Because it's jealous of the ground.



Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

[scuba steve]

that i should be naughty and go steal a chocolate bar...? wow im badass!!!

why is the wind blowing towards the storm?

[Bougainvillea]

Because it's definitely NOT a storm. ;)

Why am I so tired?

[scuba steve]

well.... it's 3am over at my house so it's perfectly understandable.

why's the sky so dark?

[Bougainvillea]

Because it's tax free weekend.

Why does my knuckle hurt?

[scuba steve]

you punched your packmule to hurry up while trotting through the jungles of Glasgow

why does it hurt when you touch fire

[computerwizard]

because you are made of ice, and fire is jealous of ice because it is cool.

why do eyes hear and ears see?

[djunlogical]

because they were born differently =]

why are pirates no longer on the sea?

[scuba steve]

because they've already borded the cargo ship filled with tax free booze and fegs

why is nuclear devistation so depressing?

[djunlogical]

because the boron splits :D

why are flowers so pretty?

[scuba steve]

because god says so

why's my phone battery dead

[Cromm]

'Cause you're on VT via your mobile too much! :P


If justice is blind, how can she know which side the scales of justice tip?

[scuba steve]

she flips a coin

do U.S dollars smell so good because there's traces of coccaine on them?

[Cromm]

No, that's just why they taste good.


Is a witch's tit really all that cold?

[djunlogical]

IDK, I stopped touching my mum's tits before I was 5 months old lol

Why did I accidently put this in full screen? (uh-oh, I can't get it off :P)

[Cromm]

Because you don't function the keys well. (F11, dufus! :P) ;)


Why do people ask me to fix things that aren't broken? :|

[Aneklusmos]

Cause you know how to fix things.

Why is there carrot stuck in my teeth?

[scuba steve]

because you had them for christmas dinner

why do guys not admit to cutting their nails but they have short nails anyway

[djunlogical]

because the nail fairy comes to look after guys nails...

Why did I go Ape, and clamber around trees 30-40Ft high, when I hate hights?

[Cromm]

Because you are Unlogical! :D


Does it count as 'biteing your nails' if you get someone else to do it for you?

[scuba steve]

no but it counts as "biting your nails"

why can't i find a book i like?

[The Boy Genius]

Because the Nazis burnt them all and Authors are lazy(kidding)

Why is my carrot trying to fertilize its self

[Charleigh]

why is the world round

[Cromm]

What, no question?

When all the surgar pots are dancing in the streets, will the park benches sing?

[Project Delta]

no.

why?

[Cromm]

'cause I happend to be on an acid trip when I wrote that answer.


Do you think LSD effects one's ablity to form coherent thoughts or complex idea?

[The Boy Genius]

neither it makes you talk and see funny, like a dream exept your awake and when you think you are standing on the edge of a building you really are there and when you jump and think you can fly you fall and die

Why is my carrot trying to fertilize its self

[Cromm]

Because your carrot enjoys masturbating.


If all thrians are throgs and all throgs are toggles.... what the hell is a thrain?
[the first part of this was actually on an IQ test I took in school. :S]

[blameitonvogue]

Your mom + the muffin man.

What would happen if we all looked like oprah?

[drumir93]

apacolyptal genocide.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris!

[Cromm]

Fourty-two.

How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootie Pop?

[drumir93]

How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootie Pop?

http://www.geocities.com/nmmc77/tootie.jpg

Ask her yourself, she knows dah maths!

If Americans throw rice at weddings, what do Asians throw?

[Bougainvillea]

Fried chicken...?

Why haven't I posted in here for a LONG time?

[Cromm]

How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootie Pop? RDRR. :P

Why haven't I posted in here for a LONG time?You were busy hanging out with Onix and Jade



What's in my pocket?


:what:

[AllThatIsLeft]

A giant Squid.


What parallel world is the home of Gorphacides?

[The Boy Genius]

Uhhh Bannanna?


Why is the sky blue
p.S don't say because it's not <insert color here>

[Project Delta]

Because of the light fragmentation in the atmosphere
NOT SUCH A STUPID THREAD NOW!

Why did i just ruin it for everyone?

[The Joker]

Because you're cool like that.

Why do girls have a penis and boys have a vagina?

[Project Delta]

BEcause god is sick and twisted

omg i have over 2500 posts ?

[scuba steve]

2,579 on the date of calculation to be exact...

why does maths suck ass?

[The Boy Genius]

because its the wrong way round to suck dick

Why does god say he loves me but when i pray for 6 trillion dollars a peny falls on my head and cracks my skull

[scuba steve]

because he's an evil alcoholic that likes to watch other people suffer

why is my left arm thinner than my right?

[The Boy Genius]

because your ment to stick it in girls vaginas

why does mr t say i piety the fool when he is one

[scuba steve]

because all his friends are old nerdy white men

why do grown women use Johnsons baby oil?

[Cromm]

Because the oil extracted from babies helps keep one young and beutifull.


What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

[The Boy Genius]

sliced men

Why the hell is my water wet?

[scuba steve]

so you can eat your chips more easily

why is there a palm tree growing in my garden when i'm in the U.K?

[Viral Death]

Its a pine tree? Weird I thought they grew in the woods

Why are grandparents old?

[The Joker]

Your mom.

Why am I a person and not a jellyfish?

[nick]

So I can hug you and not get stung.

Why have wasps in this world?

[sabin22]

so they can gang up on chuck norris & kill him

y does the world exist? (lol)

[Project Delta]

big bang...


why am i such a kill joy on this thread?

[SlightlySane]

for the heck of it

why couldn't the world be flat so I can send my cousins off the edge?

[OhHeyItsTy]

Because if it were, then the overpopulation of the world wold constantly be knocking people off the edges until all humanity died.

Why is Kanye West such a dick?

[The Joker]

He makes good music, he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Are you a person? Or a criminal?

[Cromm]

I am a person, but aren't criminals people too?

Is that two questions? or just a question mark where there should be a comma?

Why do fools fall in love?

[scuba steve]

because it's better to have loved than to have never tried crack

why is there so many wasps lately

[HelloWorld123456]

becausewasps are getting naughty in hives (H)


can you motivate me so i can fart ?

[scuba steve]

go eat taco bell

why is Pop Eyes chicken and biscuits the overlord of supreme overlords?

[The Boy Genius]

Because it taught us


Why the hell did i just use hell in that sentence.

[nick]

Hell, I dont know.

Why is it called an eggplant?

[RenamedUser]

Hell, I dont know.

Why is it called an eggplant?

42.

Where do babies come from?

[nick]

Somewhere near Uranus.

How many builders does it take to change a light bulb?

[The Boy Genius]

The Real question is how many light bulbs must a builder change before you call him a builder, and how many years can a builder build until he sleeps in the sand and how many times must the nails fly before they are forever banned? the answer my friend is blowing in the wind the answer is blowing in the wind

Why the hell is Pinky the ghost eating pac man when he has got so many wonderful cherrys all around

[nick]

cos he lost his cherry.

Do you think r2d2 and c3po are in a gay relationship?

[Modus Operandi]

Yes, because c3po could'nt get Luke.

Why does McDonald's taste so good?

[The Boy Genius]

Cause it is a deck of cards


Why am I a genius

[Tatsuya]

because "The Boy Idiot" would sound ugly ;/

what did you do last summer ?

[kbug1993]

because the sun is alot brighter than him?

why should I care for someone that doesnt care for me?

[Tatsuya]

because there wouldn't be the word "care" if you dont care someone.

why do people like to fart, alot.

[The Joker]

Because they can't.

Why do I not contradict myself?

[Project Delta]

BECAUSE YOUR GAY ~ Love from aaron

Whhy is love so odd and dificult

[The Joker]

Because you're gay!

Why is Aaron gay?

[nick]

Because I'm irresistable

How can I overcome my modesty?

[TheKingDavis]

By being more truthful


Is the equation E=Mc2 valid in the study of dead pet rocks

[Alfred Pennyworth]

yes, because BLUE IS A COLOR!

Why do people say that i'm normal when we ALL know that I am NOT!

[The Joker]

Cheeseburger.

While will Roger not get out of my pants?!?!

[Cromm]

Playstation.


When did totally random, non-sense answers, become "stupid answers"?

[The Joker]

Dingobat.

Who, what, when, where, and WHY?

[The Joker]

Dingobat.

Who, what, when, where, and WHY?

[scuba steve]

because you where born in the 90's

do you however get hugs if you where born in the 80's?

[ShatteredWings]

sure why not?


why can't I fly dammit

[Church]

Cause Xenu doenst want you to cause then you'll find the space cheese and use it to slay the Grobacha thus saying the Blemblams from the world of Frargasharga.

Why cant I blow things up with my mind?

[Quick_Sylver]

Because you'd be a danger to society.


Why am I posting?

[The Joker]

Get back into the kitchen.

i4 u can r3ad dis u n33d t0 g3t laid.

[Quick_Sylver]

Meh. a tu!


She is nuts, why does he stay?

[The Ninja]

because the Answer to the universe is 8x6=42





what the fruck is wrong with the universe

[Quick_Sylver]

It's baloney.



How do you dance in the rain?