Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[ylllek nivyer]

because it's like rotten milk.
yum.

what is love made of?

[Bougainvillea]

Everything nice.

Why do you ask?

[ylllek nivyer]

because this is information vital to everyday life for a snoodle-doodle like me.


what's a snoodle-doodle.

[Bougainvillea]

You?

Why do I want to watch Quarantine right now?

[ylllek nivyer]

because you like to watch people die.


why do both of my thumbs hurt?

[nick]

so one doesnt feel left out

Why have spiders?

[Bougainvillea]

I don't want to know...

Why does my underwear bother me?

[ylllek nivyer]

cause they're too small...?
haha.
YOUR JUNK DON'T FIT.


why is my bra so BRIGHT HOT PINK?

[Bougainvillea]

Because you know I like to rip pink items of clothing off peoples' bodies. ;)

Why is my dog stupid?

[The Joker]

Because he's really a Power Ranger.

Why do I reference Power Rangers?

[ylllek nivyer]

you think they are lookin fiiine in those tight little outfits.
(i know i do.)


why am i so sexual??
:(

[The Joker]

Because I like it. ;)

Why am I so sexual?

[ylllek nivyer]

cuz you think about me too much.


why you so obsessed with me??

[Bougainvillea]

Because you're my WIFE

Why are you obsessed with ME?

[ylllek nivyer]

the pleasure you give me is like no other.
lmfao.




what kind of pleasure?

[The Joker]

Sensual pleasure? 0_o

What's with the talk about obsession and pleasure?

[ManyPearTree]

Because everyone like it

y iz dare skoOwl?

[ylllek nivyer]

so, ther wond b no mo dum peepol.


what do you like to do in the shower?

[The Joker]

Pour mud all over myself.

lolwut?

[ylllek nivyer]

your mom? <Q&A

[Bougainvillea]

My mom? <Q&A

[ylllek nivyer]

yep.
haha.


how come no one ever txts me??

[Bougainvillea]

Because they're dead!

Why do ny arms hurt?

[ylllek nivyer]

well, shakin hands with the one eyed milk man a little too much.


do you know the muffin man?

[MoveAlong]

yes I do, and he is very very scary.

Why do lights make light?

[Bougainvillea]

???

Why does my dog act stupid?

[ylllek nivyer]

because it can.


why?

[Bougainvillea]

Why why why?

Do the stars eat souls?

[ylllek nivyer]

yes, thats how they get twinkley.


how come you smell bad.

[Bougainvillea]

Because I literally just took a shower.

Why do people have to be rude?

[ylllek nivyer]

because, without rude, nice people would go unnoticed.


who is the nicest person in the world.

[Bougainvillea]

ME!

Why am I nice?

[ylllek nivyer]

cuz you just let that body talk.
lmfao.


what should i do tomorrow?

[Bougainvillea]

Have fun!

How do you have fun?

[ylllek nivyer]

steps to having fun:
1.) take off all clothing.
2.) lay on the ground.
3.) roll around for 98 minutes.
4.) stand up.
5.) run in a circle.
6.) go inside.



what could i write a book about.

[Bougainvillea]

LOL
Having fun.

How could I have fun?

[ylllek nivyer]

go streaking.
grill some squash.
smoke pot.

who smokes crack these days?

[Bougainvillea]

I don't know.
*Twitches*
*Sniffs*

Why are cats fighting outside my window?

[ylllek nivyer]

ooo, cat fight. they are fighting because they are in kitty karaty class.
don't worry, they're just sparring to earn thier black belt.


why does my lotion smell like heaven?

[Bougainvillea]

Because I used it first.

Why do I smell like heaven?

[ylllek nivyer]

have you looked in the mirror?
duh.

[Bougainvillea]

lol

Why is my internet retarded?

[ylllek nivyer]

shhh, it was dropped on its head when it was a baby.

why do i love to rap?

[Bougainvillea]

Because I don't know.

Why do I not like the Disney channel.

[ylllek nivyer]

because it's fucking annoying, and if your like me, you hear it alllll daaaamn daaay loooonng. i will murder Zack and Cody. i wanna shove something explosive up Hannah montana's ass.


why likes fireworks?

[Bougainvillea]

I don't know.

Why is Morgab Freeman an amazing actor?

[Project Delta]

I think chris means morgan freeman and coz he has the same last name as gordon freeman (Main character (your character) in half life 1, 2 episiode 1 and 2)

Am i a gamer freak?

[Bougainvillea]

Most likely.

Why did I say Morgab?

[Project Delta]

because you love hannah montana

What time is it? *hides*

[Bougainvillea]

D:
Hannah M. is a faggot. lol

Why did you hide?

[Project Delta]

Coz you might kill me :D


Why does chris apparantly have a binge disorder... and look like that!? ITS JUST NOT RIGHT

[Bougainvillea]

That was about 4 years ago when my dad died.

Why am I tired?

[ylllek nivyer]

cuz you stayed up all night on VT :p

why do i want the money, cars, clothes, and ho's?

[Project Delta]

Coz your a girl


Am i sexist?

[ylllek nivyer]

yea.

why do you hate me?

[Project Delta]

I hate you? (question and answer)

[ylllek nivyer]

thats what you imply sometimes...

why does everyone think i'm wearing a bra??

[Project Delta]

Because it looks like one, and has some major cleavage....


brap brap brap?

[ylllek nivyer]

blah blah blah.


how come?

[Project Delta]

how come what? (q&a)

[ylllek nivyer]

how come you want to punch me?

[Project Delta]

I dont... do i? (q&a)

[The Joker]

Yes.

No?

[ylllek nivyer]

nope.

how?

[The Joker]

When? What? Where? (Question and answer)

[nick]

Now, Your Choice, My Room

What can you do with grapefruit?

[Bougainvillea]

Plent of things. :)

Why is this thread so appealing?

[ylllek nivyer]

it's the antichrist.


how do i kill it?

[The Joker]

Stab it three times and click your heels.

Girls, do they just wanna have fun?

[Bougainvillea]

Oh girls just wanna have fu-unn!
THEY JUST WANNA! THEY JUST WANNA-A-A-AA!

Why is that song fun?

[The Joker]

Because girls wanna have it.

WUT?

[Project Delta]

Coz your obviously about as straight as this letter C


Like my new diary!?

[The Joker]

NO! IT SUCKS!

Yeah?

[ylllek nivyer]

NO.
NO I DO NOT.
MATT = NO.

how could i be so cruel?

[Project Delta]

Idk *cries and goes away*

Where did i go?

[Bougainvillea]

My bedroom. O.o

Why do me and Aaron have an amazing relationship?
Haha :)

[scuba steve]

because you love to fertilise soil together in the lake district before retreating to a quiet hideaway in the hills to discuss the days fertilisations over english muffins whilst minkle and plop play in the garden with their new buildabear playsets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

was this accurate to a degree that the moon will collide with walmart, New Jersey on the 5th of July 2026 right after transvestite scientists discover how to stop the moon from colliding with earth?!?!?!?!?!

[Bougainvillea]

Blah!

Why are you so confusing?!

[scuba steve]

that's the way the cookie crumbles in the land periwinkle faced plumbers

should i move house someday?

[Bougainvillea]

I don't know.

Why should I answer this?

[scuba steve]

just answer the goddamn question and everything will be just peachy lol

[Bougainvillea]

8 O

Is that a threat?

[scuba steve]

i don't know really i'm not armed with anything and you seem kinda big so um.......probly not

[Bougainvillea]

Mmkay. Good.

Why does my stomach hurt?

[scuba steve]

because your overwhelmed with guilt over confronting your new VT pal

why must you be so mean?

[Bougainvillea]

:(
I'm mean?

[scuba steve]

yea i suppose you could be when you wanted, im sure you've stole some kids lunch money before or somethin like that.

[The Joker]

This is the world we live in now a days. Deal with it.

Does Soulja Boi suck?

[The Joker]

This is the world we live in now a days. Deal with it.

Does Soulja Boi suck?

[Bougainvillea]

Yes.

Where does "K.I.T.N" come from?

[scuba steve]

antonio banderes as puss in boots of course

would you like some tea with your sugar?

[Bougainvillea]

Oh, yes please.

Am I fat?

[scuba steve]

no way girl, don't you ever let those mean boys at school put you down you are beautiful the way god made you

would you like to lick a lightbulb that used to be in hitlers private dining quarters?

[Bougainvillea]

LOLOLOL!

Why do you ask?

[scuba steve]

well i happen to have obtained one through my sources as a crack pipe dealer in the dark streets of nazareth, i don't know why a lightbulb 100 years old from Germany would be there.......but hey people have believed in stupider things

why don't you grab your left nut and make the right one feel jealous?

[Bougainvillea]

Because they don't deserve special treatment.

Is there a cat outside my window?

[scuba steve]

well i wouldn't know really you may be living in a dwelling that does actually have a cat outside the window, but im not there so why the hell are you asking me

is their a dog outside my window? because if there is i feel for it as im on the 2nd floor

[Bougainvillea]

8 O

Why are your questions so complicated?!

[The Joker]

Because he's SO COMPLICATEDDDDDDDDDD.

Does anyone get the above reference?

[The Joker]

Because he's SO COMPLICATEDDDDDDDDDD.

Does anyone get the above reference?

[Bougainvillea]

I think so.

Why am I hot?

[electric_feel01]

Because you're a microwave.

Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

[Bougainvillea]

Yes.
ALOT.

Where is Jamaica?

[The Joker]

Because you aren't cold.

Do MGMT suck? (Yes)

[Bougainvillea]

??

Why am I like "lulwut?"

[MoveAlong]

hahaha I think it's your personality :P

Why am I gay?

[Bougainvillea]

Because you're cool like that.

Why am I hungry?

[The Joker]

Because you aren't Cree.

What?!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bougainvillea]

HUH?!
Blarg!

[The Joker]

Blarg!

HUH?!

[The Joker]

Blarg!

HUH?!

[Bougainvillea]

Why is VT so slow today?

[ylllek nivyer]

VT has a hang over and had to get up and go to work anyways.


who drinks ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES.

[Bougainvillea]

Not me.

Who eats food??

[ylllek nivyer]

i eat cat food.


why won't Roman just sleep for once.

[Bougainvillea]

Who the hell is Roman?

[ylllek nivyer]

my baby...

and what is my baby???

[Bougainvillea]

Not mine!

Why did I not know of this baby?

[ylllek nivyer]

well, if you looked at my pictures, you would know :)
ILoveRomanAniahs :D


why don't you pay attention??!!!???!!?
ahhaahah.

[Bougainvillea]

Because I like eggs.

Why do I like eggs?

[ylllek nivyer]

cuz i have 50+ dozen of them.
lol
i really do.

why do i have that many?

[Bougainvillea]

You raise chickens?

[ylllek nivyer]

CORRECT.
i do :)
hahahahah.

how did you know?

[Bougainvillea]

It seemed plausible.

Why am I very calm?

[ylllek nivyer]

your so fat and unhealthy from eating all that McDonalds that you don't have enough energy to be upset.
;)
jk...



why do i look so N. I. C. E.

[Bougainvillea]

Because I do!

Why do I look nice?

[ylllek nivyer]

because you smile too much!!!

do your teeth look like you've been hittin the crack pipe?
cuz if so,
i'm thinkin a word that starts with D and ends with ivorce.

[Bougainvillea]

Hehe. No.

I had braces in fourth grade.
I take care of my teeth.
Us Cedeno's have always had nice teeth. :)

Do you?

[ylllek nivyer]

yea buddy. rollin like a big shot.
;) nice precious PEARLY whites.

do you have a mexican exterminator?

[YourFriend]

No but i used to have 7 of them.

Why are we doing this?

[The Joker]

Because you love me.

Does he love me?

[Project Delta]

Yes

why do i have so many scars?

[scuba steve]

you used to get bored sometimes and make love to a garden rake

why am i so twisted?

[Bougainvillea]

Because it's funny!

Why do I laugh at twisted things?

[The Joker]

Because you love this thread so you want to figure out any response just to post in it.

Was that statement mean or informative?

[ylllek nivyer]

mean. to the max.

why should i have been born in 1970?

[The Joker]

Because you're young/old.

I was mean? :(

[ylllek nivyer]

yes. you need to be punished.

what should be your punishment?

[nick]

ooh spanking of course

Will he enjoy it

[Project Delta]

probs o.0

why do i fail at this! >.<

[The Joker]

Because you don't win at it. Duh.

Am I insane or is it just the voices?

[Bougainvillea]

The voices.

Why am I tired?

[The Joker]

You're tired from being sexy.

Is JustNick going to reply after or before me?

[Bougainvillea]

I don't know.

Why do you ask?

[nick]

Because I'm awesome.

Why am I so modest?

[Viral Death]

Your not you lie!

What did I just ask

[Bougainvillea]

What you just asked.

Why am I hungry?

[nick]

Because you dont eat the spam

Am I being nasty now

[The Joker]

Yes.

Why?

[nick]

Because I cant get my chastity belt undone

Should I take up pole vaulting ?

[The Joker]

I thought you already vault poles. BAM!

Does anyone get the joke?

[ylllek nivyer]

... no.

why is my little brother such a fuckin bitch?

[Holding On*]

because he got a sex change so he could no longer be a bastard but a bitch. (:

Why does my head hurt?

[ylllek nivyer]

littles elves climbed in your bed last night and crawled thru your ear and planted a bomb in your brain and programed it to go off today.

why did i just use so many "and's"

[Viral Death]

You didn't

Why do I have guns?

[changed]

to shoot gangreen at mouse gangsters

why did simon say so?

[Holding On*]

Becasue he forgot how to pronounce the letters 'litare' - so he can no longer play his second favourite game :(

Why do I fail at everything? :O

[The Joker]

Actually you win.

Win?

[Bougainvillea]

Who?

[The Joker]

Yes.

Why do I usually put one word questions?

[Bougainvillea]

Because you know it confuses me.

Why am I a health freak?

[Reality]

Because otherwise your brain will explode into trillions of gibs in every direction and knock out everyone on the planet causing mass extinction.

Why is green grass?

[Bougainvillea]

D 8

Why am I now terrified?

[Reality]

Because a mathematical equation is at your door and it's going to eat you.

Why am I on VT?!

[Bougainvillea]

It's fun!

Why are you in the UK?

[Reality]

Because it was Hitler's masterplan to have me live here.

Why are you in USA?

[Bougainvillea]

Because my family moved here from Spain!

Why did they move?

[Reality]

No ideass.

And were you born in Spain? Or born over there?

[Bougainvillea]

I was born in California.

Why do you have really short hair?

[Reality]

I was born in California.

Why do you have really short hair?
lol. I like it this way. Izit.

What height are you?

[Bougainvillea]

I don't know.
Like 5' 11".

Why do I have such a sexy bod? lol
I just found a picture of me in sunglasses.
It's TERRIBLE

[Reality]

I'm bigger! :)
And haaa. Vanity is insanity.

And umm. Why is your name not Carole and why aren't you called Sapphire on here?! You have her views! *doesn't let go*

[Bougainvillea]

Because great minds think alike?

Why am I listening to The Cranberries?

[Cromm]

Because they have more antioxidents than the Black Eyed Peas.

Why is it that a frizzbee seems to get bigger the closer it gets?

[Bougainvillea]

Because it gets closer...?

Why did that confuse me?

[nick]

Because its a flying saucer.

What happened to the flying cup?

[Bougainvillea]

It broke?

Wtf is a flying cup?

[Holding On*]

IT was a Zebra that got turned into a cup by a wizard and then a dark one came along and made it fly, in order to cause havoc all over the world!

Why can't Zebra's be Pink and Blue not Black and white?

[Bougainvillea]

Because they couldn't resist my sexy self. :P

Why did it hit me?

[Holding On*]

Because your so sexy ;) xD

Why was the cup painted Green?

[Viral Death]

Because you hit it

Why am I not making sense

[Bougainvillea]

Because green is awesome. :D

Why is that crazy cat man so funny?

[Cromm]

Why is that crazy cat man so funny? Because you have a PURverse sense of humour.

Why do they call Asteriods asteriods and Hemriods hemriods... wouldn't it make sense the other way round?

/

[Bougainvillea]

I don't know wtf you're talking about!

Why do I like apple juice?

[drpepper21]

its made by a hermetic gnome living in an enchanted oak tree.

what is virginity?

[Bougainvillea]

It's that thing that basically no teenager has in Texas. lol

What is this thing in my shoe?

[drpepper21]

the apple juice making gnome put it there.

why do 50 teens a day ask us if they are gay?

[The Joker]

Where's your question? (Q&A)

[Bougainvillea]

I don't understand!

When do you eat food?

[drpepper21]

whenever your stomach yawns.

how many fingers to i have.

[Bougainvillea]

eleventeen

What is my native language?

[drpepper21]

american.

whats in my pants?

[Bougainvillea]

Your hand...?

What is under my bed?

[Holding On*]

Cotton

Where did my Dog just run to?

[Bougainvillea]

The kitchen.

Why do I miss those awesome sunglasses that I'm wearing in my avatar?

[ylllek nivyer]

cuz they make you look goooood ;)

how is my husband today?

[Bougainvillea]

Tired and hungry.
Mom has the car so I can't drive anywhere. :(

How is my wife?

[ylllek nivyer]

i'm good :) got my best mate right here with me!

how many pretzels are in the garage?

[Bougainvillea]

1,970

How di know this?

[ylllek nivyer]

you stalk me and watch me feed my lizard in there :) where the pretzels are.

how is it at the movies with God and Jesus?