Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[Nick M]

Because you're invisible.
Why is the sky blue?

[AlexOnToast]

because that question has been asked like 5 times already in this thread
Why is my head so pumpkinish?

[AlexOnToast]

Because your just plain ugly
Why did I accidentally double post?

[Synyster Shadows]

because you wanted a medal

Why is the Earth round?

[AlexOnToast]

Because it's all a dream
Why is Ireland the shape of a sideways teddy bear?

[DarkHorse4eva]

It has no reason to be teddy bear, but it's side ways because its drunk

Why is Denmark so happy??

[ksdnfkfr]

Because the Danish is a delicious pastry.

Why is Las Vegas called "Sin City"?

[AlexOnToast]

because you live there. Before that it was just called "city"
Why is Ireland the "land of a thousand welcomes"?

[Obsidian]

Because welcoming people is nice.

Why is pink a girly color?

[AlexOnToast]

Because its not, i wear it all the time
Why do children taste so good?

[Obsidian]

Because you dip them in ketchup

Why do I have five fingers?

[Synyster Shadows]

Because most people have 6

Why am I depressed?

[backjruton]

No, they died.

If evolution is true, why isn't my grandpa a monkey? (I'm atheist btw)

My grandpa looked like a monkey, so thanks for making me laugh :D

As for this question...
Because cats can't talk

Why are eggs round?

[JollyToes]

Bc it would hurt the chicken if they were square

Why is fire hot?

[Synyster Shadows]

Because they're not square

Why is rap so boring?

[Obsidian]

Because rock music is better (that's not actually a stupid answer is it? lol oh well)

Why am I so cold?

[Synyster Shadows]

Because we're not on mercury

Why am I bored?

[Obsidian]

Because you're not at an amusement park

Why does the ocean have salt in it?

[Synyster Shadows]

Because lakes don't

Why is some music so depressing?

[AlexOnToast]

because it's depressing
Why cant they just print more money

[ksdnfkfr]

They do!

My uncle says there's a tortilla tree, is that true?

[AlexOnToast]

No, only a Taco shrub
2 + 2 =

[Miserabilia]

2+2.

What do you get when you finish this sentence

[Brown13]

Fish. Specifically tuna sashimi

Legend killing ogre babies?

[ksdnfkfr]

Was started by some troll.

Is Bigfoot real?!

[AlexOnToast]

Yes he's not.
zrlkjgfnhc,ulhom? (unsc)

[Brown13]

Nba bb jz l lx mm xnka

Infinity edge and rabadons

[AlexOnToast]

Incorrect. The correct answer was The Face of Boe.
What comes after 6 in the alphabet

[ksdnfkfr]

"&"

Has the moon in the sky ever hit you in the eye like a big pizza pie?

[AlexOnToast]

Yes, and the fucking Moon had no insurance so the whole thing was a huge legal ordeal.
Why do the Thuggee cult rip out hearts?

[Brown13]

To get to the other side

Why feely feels haterino beasterino kayle to masterino the feederino

[ksdnfkfr]

They burn longer than gallbladders.

Why do I have to log out now for school? :( waaaaa

[AlexOnToast]

Because your education is more important that some silly online Kids
Why do I always miss Ezra when he has to go to school :(

[Brown13]

I thought these were answers

Is this a question mark? "%#@(-#@#)"

[AlexOnToast]

yes/no

What time is it in space?

[Miserabilia]

spacetime. (Too obvious?)

What space is it in time?

[AlexOnToast]

spacetime. (Too obvious?)

What space is it in time?

You know, I really doubted anyone would reply that but you have blown me away as usual XD

Anyway, 42
What does TARDIS stand for?

[Obsidian]

Turtles
Are
Race-car
Driving
In
Space

Why do monsters hide in closets?

[JollyToes]

Turtles
Are
Race-car
Driving
In
Space

Why do monsters hide in closets?

Cause they are agoraphobic

Why do plants like water?

[Synyster Shadows]

because they're afraid of coming out

Why is metal so awesome?

[Miserabilia]

You know, I really doubted anyone would reply that but you have blown me away as usual XD

Anyway, 42
What does TARDIS stand for?

lol

because they're afraid of coming out

Why is metal so awesome?

Because it attaches to oxygen

[Obsidian]

Because it's not iron

Why is my keyboard white?

[AlexOnToast]

Because of Devin Townsend

Why cant we all just get along?

[Synyster Shadows]

because the Earth is round

Why am I bored?

[Obsidian]

Because you like Avenged Sevenfold

Why is there no food in my house?

[Synyster Shadows]

Because the world is in a drought

Why am I hungry?

[Miserabilia]

Because there is a black hole inside you slurpling matter

Why am I?

[Synyster Shadows]

91834750916, which is divisible by 4 :P

Why is love such an awesome emotion?

[AlexOnToast]

Because It makes people buy you stuff
Why am I lonely all the time?

[Synyster Shadows]

because I am too

Why do I hate being a teenager?

[AlexOnToast]

Because your not a teenager
Why do I have to have such a shitty body?

[Brown13]

Evryone has an awful body

Im... unbrokening?

[Croconaw]

Yes, you are.

What happened to Brown12?

[radsniper]

i ate it

why did i eat it?

[Croconaw]

You were hungry.

Why am I bored?

[Synyster Shadows]

Cuz I am too

Why does being in love have to suck as much as be the best emotion ever?

[Typhlosion]

Because God had no wife, so he punished man for that as well.

Why are jeans named after my friend Jean?

[DarkHorse4eva]

They came here before her, so she's named after them.

Why do I have to live so far away from my boyfriend?

[ksdnfkfr]

Because no reasonable/satisfactory answer is available.

Why haven't they invented "beaming" like in Star Trek so we can just teleport to where we want/need to go in an instant?

[DarkHorse4eva]

We haven't found somebody clever enough to make it possible. Yet.

Why does it have to be so expensive and hard to become ametican citizen??

[Typhlosion]

Because otherwise Mexico would become the 51st state.

Why do I have to do a barrel roll?

[ksdnfkfr]

Because its in the contract that you signed.

Since the Earth is 70% water, why aren't humans amphibians?

[Synyster Shadows]

Cuz we aren't fish

Why does high school suck?

[Melodic]

cuz it doesn't wanna be a virgin anymore..

Why does internet exist?

[Bmble_B]

So turtles can learn how to dougie.

Why is pie so deliiicious?! :D

[Synyster Shadows]

Cuz it poison

Why do I still feel guilty?

[Melodic]

Because Nutella isn't in your local supermarket..

Ninja'd

Because you don't feel happy


Why does Cinderella lose her shoe when her shoe infact fits her in the end?

[PinkFloyd]

Because the CEO of Pepsi Co and Jessica Alba had a son who oddly resembles Hitler.

What are ten differences between mRNA and DNA?

[Synyster Shadows]

3.14
(Strange, I'm learning about DNA and mRNA in bio right now XD)

Why is metal music awesome?

[DarkHorse4eva]

You see it as awesome because they hypnotized you to think it.

Why am I sick?

[Typhlosion]

Because your immune system went on a strike.

Why Justin Bieber?

[Synyster Shadows]

because I said so

Why am I nervous?

[TheLivingLie]

cause you r strong

why do i bite my nails?

[Synyster Shadows]

because you're 13

Why am I so happy?

[HadesLady]

Because your secret fantasy fetish for aliens is about to come true.

Why is Spongebob's name Spongebob?

[Synyster Shadows]

Because he's not Patrick

Why is Patrick so stupid?

[Melodic]

Because he's not Justin Bieber.


Why am I so awesome?

[Synyster Shadows]

You're a super pet pickle
Why the hell did I write that???

[Typhlosion]

Because you're a slave to your compulsions to post in VT.

Why am I in college?

[DisneyPrincess27]

Because you have nothing else in life to do
Why is it so bright outside?

[TheLivingLie]

because god said 'let there be light'

why is my mum so stressed???

[Typhlosion]

Because force is being applied to her in many different directions at all times.

Why am I making a question?

[Shaundi]

Because you like to keyboard
Would you rather scissor or fork?

[Typhlosion]

Spoon. How else would I eat soup??

Why is Saudi Arabia so arid?

[ksdnfkfr]

Because it's in the desert

What aren't there any blue apples?

[Typhlosion]

Because then we would have to make a movie "Snow White and the Seven Giants".

Why pigs can't fly like us?

[TheLivingLie]

cause the get sea sick

will i go to china???

[Typhlosion]

Only if you stop by porcelain first.

Why did I just do a pun?

[TheLivingLie]

cause u r shakespeare's distant brother's cousins sister's in laws cousin

why bother with all those names for family

[Typhlosion]

If we hadn't those, how would me make fun of U.S.'s southern states? That's why we got 'em.

Why is the sky black, blue, white, grey but never green?

[Typho]

Because it's never gold

Why when you touch the water you get wet?

[Synyster Shadows]

42

Why is 42 the answer to pie?

[Typho]

Cuz 41 it's sure not

Why humans can't fly?

[Synyster Shadows]

the square root of i

Why is my hair not green?

[Typhlosion]

Because [-]we[/-] you haven't unlocked that upgrade yet.

Why don't galaxies have eyes?

EDIT: Ninja'd, but apparently the answer still works :)

[Typho]

Cu they don't have ears

Why is school boring?

[darkangel91]

Because it doesn't teach you anything.

Why is life like a box of chocolates?

[Typho]

Cuz you feel it ;)

Why are planets round?

[Synyster Shadows]

because they can roll better

Why are circles round?

[TheLivingLie]

Because otherwise they would look square

Why Is it so quiet

[Synyster Shadows]

becuase it's loud everywhere else

Why is VT so addicting?

[Typhlosion]

[-]Because the 'c' in circles reminded people of a round shape.[/-] GIVE ME TIME TO THINK DAMN NINJAAAS!

Because it's a hallucinogenic.

Should I stay or should I go?

[Synyster Shadows]

3.14159265358979

Why did I just list pi to the 14th decimal place?

[TheLivingLie]

Because... Fuck it...

Why are some words bad

[Synyster Shadows]

Because people said they are

Why is love painful?

[TheLivingLie]

Because it pulls at your heart strings

Why r spurs in bad form

[rprsupercar]

Because I have a cold.
Why am I so awesome?

[RunnerRunner]

Because you use VT

why am I lazy?

[Synyster Shadows]

Because teens usually aren't procrastinators

Why do I have to do all these stupid projects?

[enriqueroxx]

Because I set your school on fire.


why is a rock a non living thing?

[Synyster Shadows]

Because we are

What does pi have to do with anything?

[radsniper]

it doesn't

how many cows can you fit on your couch

[Synyster Shadows]

I know you are...

But what am I?

[radsniper]

a goat on a boat that dosn't float and you can't vote

what is the square root of a liquid

[ksdnfkfr]

42

Why do hamsters attack their owners?

[Synyster Shadows]

Because they're on heroin

Why did I just write that?

[Ethe14]

Because your Carl from llamas with hats

Why is the sky blue?

[ozteen]

because snow is white.
why is dirt brown???

[radsniper]

because of blood

where does hair come from?

[Typhlosion]

From the barber.

Is meat safe for combustion?

[project_icarus]

Only if battered in pure salt.

How many woodchucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Synyster Shadows]

42

Why is the answer to life pi?

[project_icarus]

To draw your attention away from the dragons and shit which are secretly (but always) chasing you.

Pizza pop piddle goo?

[enriqueroxx]

yeah that's my favourite song too....


who is Harry Potters best friend?

[Synyster Shadows]

Snape, obviously (in that voice of his)

Why is Snape such a jerk?

[enriqueroxx]

Because aliens don't exist......

What's Justin biebers problem!

[Remora]

Dinosaurs.

Can you not?

[Typhlosion]

Shouldn't

Shouldn't?

[Synyster Shadows]

shall

What is the meaning of lol?

[Typhlosion]

A guy raising his arms.

Why's do birds fly if they can walk instead?

[PortlyLlama80]

Because they like imitating Airplanes

Why is dirt brown?

[Luminous]

Because we wouldn't consider it dirty if it were neon pink. It'd be fucking beautiful.

Why do I have so much trouble getting off my waterproof mascara?

[PortlyLlama80]

Because the Mascara is actually a sentient creature that controls you're mind.

Why does the Earth spin?

[Synyster Shadows]

Because ya told it to

Why do cats bark??

[Luminous]

Because dogs meow and it'd be weird the other way around

Why is red a color?

[PortlyLlama80]

Because Dogs Meow.

Why are their different genders?

[Synyster Shadows]

Because you're imagining it

Why is my phone not red?

[PortlyLlama80]

Because it's blue

Why is the forum blue?

[Typhlosion]

Because you haven't changed it to Dark Inferno, which is much better?
-gotta be absurd, Alex-
Because the penguin king dictated so.

Why don't migratory animals just take the bus?

[radsniper]

i would eat them all

why does the brain not function well in distress

[Typhlosion]

Because it works in dat tress.

Why don't airplanes use lava as fuel?

[Synyster Shadows]

water is poisonous

what is 42*?

[Chrisscotland]

your IQ

why is the sky so high up?

[ImAurora]

Because bananas are purple.

How does eat food?

[Synyster Shadows]

Roses are blue

Is my computer a lie?

[Typhlosion]

No, but the cake is.

Are coffee beans made out of marshmallows?

[Synyster Shadows]

garlic is amazing

Are vampires cannibals?

[Typhlosion]

No, because there's no human-taste spices for sale on vampire supermarkets.

Are sheep penguins in disguise?

[Synyster Shadows]

My buttons

Is pi poisonous?

[AnonPerson]

*rubs forehead twice*
Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

This sentence is false.
Is the above sentence true?

[Synyster Shadows]

It's dividing by zero (someone plz get the reference)

Is the sun a square?

[Typhlosion]

It's a tesseract.

What does North Korea's people do on Sundays?

[Horatio Nelson]

Launch missiles.

Why is the ground hard?

[Typhlosion]

Because you forgot to water it :hmm:

Why is ally an anagram for 'yall?

[NeuroTiger]

The answer is on planet mars. make the move!

What's the difference between VT and TV?

[Synyster Shadows]

one day

Why is music called music

[plebble]

Because some random guy called Steve made it that way.

How old is an inflamed crumpet?

[Synyster Shadows]

the edge of death

why is the minecraft character not called 19205225?

[NotShortButFunsized]

Because Barney is purple and not blue

Why is Mickey's pet dog named after the god of hell?

[plebble]

Because a piece of string is always twice as long as half its length.

Why doesn't the moon look blue on tuesday mornings?

[Horatio Nelson]

Because you blinked too many times.


Why do we use chairs?

[Typhlosion]

Because they have four legs.

Why do couches have places to sit on?

[Synyster Shadows]

because they had blue eyes

why does depression make it rain?

[RavleIncarnate]

Because depression is very rainy.

Why are the shadows playing tricks on me again????

[Typhlosion]

Because you're in a circus featuring The Shadows.

Why am I a pokémon?

[kaydencorey]

because you couldn't be a Barbie doll

why am I still up so late?

[NeuroTiger]

Because you aren't down.

What is the relative difference between a fish, a cat and a catfish?

[Typhlosion]

The fact that a cat can fish and can cat, a fish can't cat but can fish and a catfish can't cat nor fish.

Why is bread good with jam?

[Chrisscotland]

its not bread that's good with jam its jam that's good with bread and its because they are best friends

why cant I fly

[Typhlosion]

Because your wings in your avatar aren't brown.

Is why didn't Dumbledore become white?

[Fractured Silhouette]

'Cause he's secretly a porn star?

Why is my butthole purple?

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Because the doctor stuck a recently used paintbrush up your butt shortly after birth.

Why can't I see my forehead?!

[CosmicNoodle]

Because your eyes are in the way.

Why do I have a penis?

[Exocet]

Coz you're a guy.
Why are my shoes black ?

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Because they used to be blue and pain ted themselves black to match the night sky.

Why does it hurt when I try to touch my eyeballs?

[Snookers]

Cause you have no arms.

Why am I hungry all the time?

[CosmicNoodle]

Because you eat too much

Why do I have skin?

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Because when you were born they forgot to glue fur on you.

Why am I so tired?

[Typhlosion]

Because you're a truck with a lot of weight.

Why's ^ Willis ^ a furry?

[playfull-qt]

I haven't got a clue

Why is it called a blowjob when you actually suck it?

[Barbara.]

Don't have a clue.


My question is when you make ice tea you have to boil water to make it hot for teabags, then ice it down to make it cold,then put sugar to sweeten it, then put lemon to make it sour again?

[Just JT]

It's actually a chemical reaction where different things interact with each other at certian temperatures to make the final goods better quality.
But o don't do that, I make sun tea

Why is it that we have lights turned on art day in schools and other buildings, when we should be turning them off as the sun is up, but then turn them down at night, cause it's to bright or something?