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clear paint
June 30th, 2009, 01:22 AM
^ im trying to teach a friend

humanesquire
June 30th, 2009, 01:25 AM
Just try to explain the whole concept of "rubbing up and down"

Mzor203
June 30th, 2009, 01:28 AM
Each and every person has the things they personally enjoy, so explaining how to masturbate may be hard, and might not work. As well, it can be a dangerous topic among friends, so what you should do is either leave it to him to figure out (because everyone eventually figures out) or give him the basic concept, and tell him to try different ways of doing things.

Just don't let things get too awkward between you.

Donkey
June 30th, 2009, 01:31 AM
Why not have a look at http://jackinworld.com together?

Θάνατος
June 30th, 2009, 01:48 AM
Why not have a look at http://jackinworld.com together?

I agree or you could watch porn together and just get horny and show him.

kyle95
June 30th, 2009, 01:51 AM
i wouldn't do it mate, it's 2 personal. just direct him 2 wikipedia.

Neverender
June 30th, 2009, 01:56 AM
There is one problem with your assumption, does wikipedia tell how to Jerk Off?

Your best bet is simply showing him towards: http://www.jackinworld.com/

MoveAlong
June 30th, 2009, 01:58 AM
Describe how to do it. Grab a hold of your dick and move it up and down and keep going if ya like it.
Then tell him to just try it on his own and he'll figure it out. Honestly it's not that hard to do??

Also, you could try telling him to...beat it! just beat it!!
Hahaha. Sorry. Bad Michael Jackson joke.

spike94
June 30th, 2009, 05:49 AM
MoveAlong has got the right idea, just an insanely wrong way of putting it :O

Stevo 69
June 30th, 2009, 06:59 AM
As some have said the most appropriate way would be to go to www.jackinworld.com it has many techniques and explains in good detail

orangecounty
June 30th, 2009, 07:20 AM
Someone asking for help on how to jack off...

...it almost seems like when, in movies, the girl asks the guy to tutor her in some subject, but she really wants more than tutoring and doesn't really need the tutoring. (i don't know if anyone has any idea what I am talking about, lol)

That's the first thing that came to mind when I read this. Are you sure he needs the help or was it just a cheap attempt to get you into a sexual situation?

ThUnDeR
June 30th, 2009, 10:51 AM
just tell him the basics and show him www.jackinworld.com

HelloWorld123456
June 30th, 2009, 11:05 AM
try to explaing in him how you do it ... in a friendly way

gone
June 30th, 2009, 12:00 PM
give him a demo, or do it for him.. what ever floats your boat

YourFriend
June 30th, 2009, 12:32 PM
Why not have a look at http://jackinworld.com together?

great idea! but you could also j/o infront of him and he'll learn

nick
June 30th, 2009, 12:36 PM
Well you could show him if you really want, but I cant really believe anyone needs teaching unless they're too young.

CestDan
June 30th, 2009, 03:41 PM
I think there's no reason for teaching a person how to masturbate himself, I think it is for instinct and It doesn't need to be taught. Unlike walking or speaking, masturbating is in the blood, I mean, every one knows how to do it.

FalconSmash
June 30th, 2009, 10:25 PM
Describe how to do it. Grab a hold of your dick and move it up and down and keep going if ya like it.
Then tell him to just try it on his own and he'll figure it out. Honestly it's not that hard to do??

Also, you could try telling him to...beat it! just beat it!!
Hahaha. Sorry. Bad Michael Jackson joke.


Perfect. xD

tbboltz92
June 30th, 2009, 10:41 PM
he'll figure it out on his own.

I mean if you really wanna teach him just tell him to touch himself idk dude i don't think that's something you can teach an individual to do b/c everyone has a special way of um well you know

The Joker
July 1st, 2009, 01:31 AM
I think there's no reason for teaching a person how to masturbate himself, I think it is for instinct and It doesn't need to be taught. Unlike walking or speaking, masturbating is in the blood, I mean, every one knows how to do it.

Exactly. Prior to the first time I masturbated, I didn't really know how to do it, I just did it naturally.

Antares
July 1st, 2009, 02:59 AM
I think thats enough suggestions.

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