World's worst!

[marty]

let's play WORLD'S WORST. it works like a survey and you fill in the answers. I'll start with my own answers

WORLD'S WORST
Superhero: TRANSITION LENSES MAN has the ability to turn any glasses into sunglasses in the presence of sun!

Super villain: THE GRASS STAINER!

Kid's TV show: Tyler of love

Book: Milk and Times: the relationship between a man and his Kellogg's

Pilot's announcement: Attention passengers, if you look towards your left you will see the grand canyon! oh wow that look so majestic! and...and final...and... beckoning...

Ice Cream Flavor: bread!

puberty 101 question: HALP! i have a penis. am i gay>/?

i guess you guys can add more categories if ya lyke.....

[Cromm]

Superhero: CAT MAN! with the amazing ability to sleep 23hrs/day and hork up a hairball at villians!

Super villain: Killer Moth! With the power to eat your nicest sweaters in 40 seconds flat! (Sadly, I'm not making this one up! :P)

Kid's TV show: Father Bad Touch's Happy Hour.

Book: Paris Hilton: an autobiography.

Pilot's announcement: Attention passengers, this is the stuartess speaking, if there is a pilot on board could you kindly identify yourself to one of the staff; oh and, if you had the fish as your on board meal, please form an orderly line to the lavatory at the rear of the plane. Have a nice day and thank you for flying SouthWest.

Ice Cream Flavor: philly chease steak

puberty 101 question: how do I get other guys to show me their penis on MSN? I swear I'm not a pedophile!

[MysticalBurrito]

Superhero: Hyper Person~ The superhero that's too hyper to help anyone

Super villain: PMS Man has the abilty to make anyone PMS faster than the speed of light

Kid's TV show: My First Dump

Book: How To Get Your Penis Out Of That Coke Bottle!

Pilot's announcement: Attention everyone we are crashing at 100 miles a hour into shark infested water please remain seated until we land

Ice Cream Flavor: Pond Scum

puberty 101 question: Ok so liek earlier I was really turned on and normally when i'm turned on I'll get a boner but this time I got a boner WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME SOMEONE HELP ME

[Cromm]

Book: How To Get Your Penis Out Of That Coke Bottle! Hey! This one could be very usefull! ;)

Worse:

Hairstyle - The Homer ... it's just a shaved head with three strands of hair gelled into cresent shapes.

Self-Help booK - How to feel good about being a stupid loser

Country song - "Everything's cheerfull now, my life is perfect."

M&M flavour variant: Sour cream

[fystr]

WORLD'S WORST
Superhero: Slacker Guy. Has the ability to stop...himself from helping

Super villain: The Disabled Brigade

Kid's TV show: The Fonz's Alphabet Show. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Book: Steven Hawking: The Hand Written Autobiography

Pilot's announcement: In the event of an emergency, remember that your seat cushion and the woman in seats B1 through D5 can be used as a flotation device.

Ice Cream Flavor: Cone

puberty 101 question: If i plan to marry a guy does that make me gay?

[MysticalBurrito]

We're aloud to make our own? =D

Shampoo: Shitpoo The perfect way to perfect hair!

Book: My Herpes And How I Got Them

[fystr]

Self Help Group: Sorry We're Closed

[MysticalBurrito]

Cookbook~ We Can Make Your Food Edible!

[fystr]

Game Show: Who Wants To Be A Dollarnaire: Taking all your money one question at a time

[marty]

tampon: carrot.

[Cromm]

Book: Steven Hawking: The Hand Written Autobiography aw.. that's horrible! ... hehehe...:lol:


Book: 1001 smilieys in alphabetical order.

Business software: The hand-eye coordination assistant (it's just Microsoft Solitaire :P )

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