I have this problem...

[xdecaying_dreamsx]

Hey, my name's James [removed last name], and I'm 17 years old. I'm a long time reader, first time poster... and I have a problem.

I don't have any pubes yet. :(

Has this ever happened to you guys?

I told my girlfriend when we were going out and then she broke up with me because of it and told everyone, the dumb bitch.

Just today, my 'friend' Ben came up to me in front of everyone during class assembly and said "James thought he had a pube... 'till he pissed out of it!" and everybody laughed because they all knew and now my life is ruined!!! GRRRRR!!!!1 *teen angst*

Does anyone have the same problem or any advice?

Thanks,
James. xoxo

[Bagle_worm]

James, I don't have the same problem, and it wouldn't have the same implications if I did, (female, and damn proud of it.), but I'll try to cheer you up and cure that case of teen angst.

First, people normally wouldn't care - it's just that in our current teenage society, anyone will say anything just to get a laugh. Your friends included.

Your friends are probably not bad people, they are just looking to get some chuckles and feel all warm and fuzzy for a few minutes. That's all. Don't hate them for it. Feel free to get pissed, just don't hate them.

Second, your life is not ruined. It's not a really big deal. I mean, "whatever". Pubes aren't that great, anyways. You're really not missing out.

Thirdly, I must tell you to pick your girlfriends better in the future. Dont go for the lying, ditzy, bitchy type, no matter how much you like tall, thin blondes. Nothing good ever comes of it.

And, finally, look on the bright side. At least you don't have to shave!
Sorry. but it's true. You'll look bigger no matter what, and you won't have to deal with prickles or itching!

Erm, really you can just grin and bear it. Or pummell some of the jerks, and make yourself feel better. That always makes ME feel better.

Dude, you seem really nice and thoughtful, and so I'll tell you: personally, I wouldn't care if you didn't have any hair down below. I'm sure that there are other girls and people out there who think the same way as me.

Good luck!

[Just...Will]

First, have you started puberty at all, or is it just that you haven't grown any pubes?

Secondly, if you're 17 and haven't started puberty or grown pubes then you should see a doctor.

[american_idiot]

First, have you started puberty at all, or is it just that you haven't grown any pubes?

Secondly, if you're 17 and haven't started puberty or grown pubes then you should see a doctor.

I agree it sounds like a problem a proffesional should del with

[Randy93]

may i ask what is a pube?

[Giga Smashes]

Hey, my name's James Anders, and I'm 17 years old. I'm a long time reader, first time poster... and I have a problem.

I don't have any pubes yet. :(

Has this ever happened to you guys?

I told my girlfriend when we were going out and then she broke up with me because of it and told everyone, the dumb bitch.

Just today, my 'friend' Ben came up to me in front of everyone during class assembly and said "James thought he had a pube... 'till he pissed out of it!" and everybody laughed because they all knew and now my life is ruined!!! GRRRRR!!!!1 *teen angst*

Does anyone have the same problem or any advice?

Thanks,
James. xoxo

well the best u can do is just ignore everyone and the people who do talk to u and not make fun of you are your real friends and u should stick with them. btw when u get pubes dont shave them cuz like 1-2 days later it grows back all prickly . . . dealing with that now, ouch.

but what i said before, go with that.

[Randy93]

its just hair thats all? hmm you know i had a conflict with my self about shaving my hair its really itchy and at night it really gets in the way most nights when my dick itches because of my hair i scratch and then my dick gets tangles and when i try to lose it it really hurts. oh and i once had a girl who would'n have sex with me unless i shaved. like they say theres alot of fishies in dah ocean and theres one for every one so you need to find someone who doesn't like hair. hey i have a question of my own why is it there any ways?

[Just...Will]

Can we please try not to resurrect threads that haven't been posted in for a while, thanks.

[crazyfilmguy]

Yes, yes I know almost exactly how you feel. I am 16 and also have no pubes yet. It's kinda annoying, but just look on the bright side, it makes your cock look bigger. Yeah same question as someone said before; have you started puberty at all? Cos apart from the pube thing I'd say I'm pretty much doen with it, so I would be interested as to how you think you're doing.

[Antares]

ok this is from feb of LAST YEAR
plz dont bring up old threads cuz this guy is probably not on anymore and also
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[Gumleaf]

your "friends" are bastards. and your ex girlfriend is rotten.