j/o before/after doctor

[MARiFOX]

:confused::confused:i have a doctor apointment tomorrow and i was wondering if i did/didn't masturbait before the check up, would it affect the appointment in any way?

[bowlheadhere]

No. It would not effect your appointment. I would tell you that if you did, make sure you clean up really well or take a shower because they would be able to see some cum on you penis when they examine it, or smell semen.

Hope this helps.

[MARiFOX]

oh didnt think of that...ya that helped

[kdddd]

it wont affect it but the one thing that might happen is that if you dont jack off then you may be a lil hornier and then possibly get a boner, and if you do jack off then you may be less apt to get one
hope it helps

[bowlheadhere]

it wont affect it but the one thing that might happen is that if you dont jack off then you may be a lil hornier and then possibly get a boner, and if you do jack off then you may be less apt to get one
hope it helps

If you do get one though, it is all good. Doctors are trained to ignore it because they understand that the sensation mixed with our extreme hormones will likely induce a boner.

[MARiFOX]

...hrm...ohwell its a doctor, but...
your name... herd it somewere before...o ya friend request! i forgot to accept mybad.

[kdddd]

eyah you both got point they are trained to not think twice about it and whos name mine?

[MARiFOX]

yep...u r now on my friends list :)

[punkjake]

If you do get one though, it is all good. Doctors are trained to ignore it because they understand that the sensation mixed with our extreme hormones will likely induce a boner.

yeah good point,it happend to me wen i was 11 XD

[MARiFOX]

ya my last check up i didnt know that my penis got hard for a reason so i dont really know if i got one during the check up

[Donkey]

I wouldn't masturbate myself, just leave it until after the appointment. It saves having a shower to get rid of the semen smell....

[pontiacdriver]

:confused::confused:i have a doctor apointment tomorrow and i was wondering if i did/didn't masturbait before the check up, would it affect the appointment in any way?

Quite simply, no, masturbating will not affect your doctor's appointment in anyway. Just make sure you take a shower before going into your doctor's office as you don't want to smell like a barn when you go into his/her office.

If your question is can your doctor tell if you have masturbated, then no, there is no way he/she can tell unless you tell him/her.

[MARiFOX]

°_° im such a failier...i couldn't resist T_T 〒_〒:(

[pontiacdriver]

°_° im such a failier...i couldn't resist T_T 〒_〒:(

At 13 it is really hard to resist masturbating. You are fine, and there is nothing wrong with masturbating as long as you keep yourself clean.

[Giles]

to be honest... even if you dont jack off before going into the doctors. i'd still have a shower. i mean theyre going into very intimate places... u wanna be clean.

[Setzer]

one time, I jerked off before a check up, but will neve do it again, because he was "listening" my back with a stetoscope and said "ci siamo divertiti prima di venir qui eh?" (=we had fun before coming here, yeah?), I don't know how he discovered it, but I went pale as a phantom and then red as hell XD
luckily my mum wasn't here XD

[byee]

It would definitely affect the appointment if you did it during the exam! Otherwise, no.

If you masturbate before the appt., the chances are some sperm will show up in the urine test they give you, and that will be recorded on the test results as 'many sperm'. This isn't a big deal, but as an FYI, I thought I'd mention it.

If you're worried about an erection, I'm not sure masturbation will work, anyway, unless you masturbate within 30 seconds or so of the exam. Otherwise, the exam itself might still cause an erection, depending on how long it takes you to recover from an orgasm and get another erection.

About 50% of all guys get hard during the exam, btw, which makes it far more frequent for the doctor, so it's no big deal for him. Since you only have one exam a year, though, it's a bigger deal for you to expose that personal a thing to another person. But, remember he's a doctor, and he knows all this. If you do get an erection, consider breaking the tension with some humor, maybe saying, "Oh, doctor, I hardly know you!"

[anime Freak]

i think that is the single funniest post i have ever read in my life

[JackOfClubs]

I had a physical last week and I masturbated and orgasmed just before I went. It went fine so I don't think it affects it no.

[pkid]

Well just remember that if you do get a boner don't worry about it because the doctor should understand and it's not like you see the doctor everyday, so it shouldn't be that embarrassing because you'll barely see him/her

[bowlheadhere]

Well just remember that if you do get a boner don't worry about it because the doctor should understand and it's not like you see the doctor everyday, so it shouldn't be that embarrassing because you'll barely see him/her

I think that applies to everyone but me because my doctor is one of my neighbors...??? hahahhaa.

[pkid]

I think that applies to everyone but me because my doctor is one of my neighbors...??? hahahhaa.

HAHA!! SUCKS for you! lmao....

[bowlheadhere]

IT DOES! They always go on "runs" outside my house (idk if riding a segway around my area is running or not, but i think he thinks it is?)...

It's okay though, i have nothing to hide... if you know what i am talking about.

[MARiFOX]

It would definitely affect the appointment if you did it during the exam! Otherwise, no.

If you masturbate before the appt., the chances are some sperm will show up in the urine test they give you, and that will be recorded on the test results as 'many sperm'. This isn't a big deal, but as an FYI, I thought I'd mention it.

If you're worried about an erection, I'm not sure masturbation will work, anyway, unless you masturbate within 30 seconds or so of the exam. Otherwise, the exam itself might still cause an erection, depending on how long it takes you to recover from an orgasm and get another erection.

About 50% of all guys get hard during the exam, btw, which makes it far more frequent for the doctor, so it's no big deal for him. Since you only have one exam a year, though, it's a bigger deal for you to expose that personal a thing to another person. But, remember he's a doctor, and he knows all this. If you do get an erection, consider breaking the tension with some humor, maybe saying, "Oh, doctor, I hardly know you!"

1.LMAO
2.urine test? never did that one...
3.lol masturbait down the hall
4."oh,baby,we hardly know eachother"jk didnt really get that 1
5.i didnt get a erection at all :]

[YourFriend]

No it wouldn't affect the appointment.

[obiwan94]

I usually do and can't say I've ever had a boner or had the doctor notice. Then again he didn't comment on the fact that I had pierced my member either

[MARiFOX]

peirced your member?

wha?

[obiwan94]

stupid idea. did it on a dare...hurt like HELL but decided after all that pain to keep it in.

[bowlheadhere]

I usually do and can't say I've ever had a boner or had the doctor notice. Then again he didn't comment on the fact that I had pierced my member either

owwwwwwww! dang! didnt that hurt?!

[kyle95]

why would it effect u? relax mate, evrythng will b ok

[MARiFOX]

what the hecks your member? o-o

[MARiFOX]

why would it effect u? relax mate, evrythng will b ok


ya... i already went and every thing was fine

[bowlheadhere]

what the hecks your member? o-o

Your penis.

[MARiFOX]

oooh... sorry

[Neverender]

:confused::confused:i have a doctor apointment tomorrow and i was wondering if i did/didn't masturbait before the check up, would it affect the appointment in any way?

No. Not sure how it would.

He wont haul out a gun on you because you masturbated (he wont even know that you did)

[toyota098]

no it wouldn't