Anybody ever literally jizzed in their pants?

[Veralia]

I just did... I was jerking off, and right when I was about to cum, my dad got home, I went into a panic and stuffed it back in my pants, without the tissue. Thank god for me It was a small load. Now I can say I JIZZED IN, MY PANTS!

[marty]

no i have never. but my friends and i pretend to all the time when something awkwardly sexual happens.

[JamesMan]

Hehe, yea, I have.

Once I was jerking off and my parents came home, I jizzed in my pants. And had to suffer a whole dinner with the stuff. :(

[Giles]

erm... yea i was strokin inside my boxers during class to this really hot teacher (tilf if you will) and as soon as he turned around i just let it go.

[pkid]

Haha, well I usually do. I sometyms j/o with pants or shorts and I jizz in it because I usually don't plan ahead of what will happen

[fystr]

yea, i was rubbin my pants while lookin at some pics and it kind of snuck up on me :lol:

[The Joker]

When I get really horny and haven't jerked for a bit there, I cum a small amount.

[kdddd]

yeah i jizz in my pants if i havent done it in a while
* you should all go listen to the song "jizz in my pants" if you havent already its really funny haha

[bowlheadhere]

It really depends. If I am really into j/o, then i will because I am just so into it that I don't want to stop and take the time to get something else to jizz onto. Yea.

[MichaelAdams1993]

This is usuall what I do. Then afterwards I will change boxers and/or pants but other times there isn't enough there to make me uncomfortable so I just leave it. I know kinda gross but its what I do.

[xian]

yes i have, but the song is about the guy not jacking off in the store he saw someone attractive and jizzed in his pants because they were so hot..

[Yesterdays Hero]

It has happened to me a couple of times.

[bowlheadhere]

Has anyone just randomly "jizzed in their pants" without masterbating...???

[YourFriend]

yeah i did a few times:)

[anime Freak]

alright this might sound nasty but i dont clean it up i leave it in my pants beause i like the smell it makes down there

[bowlheadhere]

If I actually spontaneously jizzed in my pants away from home, that would be pretty bad because I personally ejaculate a lot. It would be SOOOOOOOOO uncomfortable to walk around with wet boxers all day... =(

[Veralia]

If I actually spontaneously jizzed in my pants away from home, that would be pretty bad because I personally ejaculate a lot. It would be SOOOOOOOOO uncomfortable to walk around with wet boxers all day... =(

Luckily for me, that was my 3rd time in about 5 hours, so I didn't have much to clean up, just a cum stain on my shirt that I cleaned, and maybe a bit on the inside of my pants I didn't see. mom probably won't notice it thank god.

[orangecounty]

Yes it has...I was with a friend who I was watching porn with, but both of us were too insecure to masturbate in front of eachother and I literally jizzed in my pants after like 20 minutes of just watching.

[Wayvrn]

Only wet-dreams and I've pre-cummed in my pants alot.

[Zero Beat]

erm... yea i was strokin inside my boxers during class to this really hot teacher (tilf if you will) and as soon as he turned around i just let it go.

thats the only time id "jizz in my pants!" *hums the rest of the song*

[CestDan]

Yes I have, when I pre-cum and have wet-dreams

[SlightlySane]

it's happened many times while jacking off and it happens all the sudden without warning :P

[The Ninja]

This may sound kinda weird (as if half the stuff I read on this site isn't) but used to jack off in my underwear b/c when I was like ten I had like no privacy so if sumone came in i just take my hands out and turn away from the door but then it got to messy and I asked for mor privacy on the hand hiding porn on an ipod touch wen sumone walks in on u is exetremely easy :)

[ACQD139F83J]

I've only done it once - rubbing through my pants. It irritated me because I was lying down and it ran down and got all over my but and legs.

[Hoshwaa]

Last night I saw a film,
As I recall it was a horror film,
went outside into the rain,
looked at my phone and saw you rang, and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

Lol, but seriously Nah.

[CoolBri94]

Yes, when I was masturbating with my pants on

[Eddie22]

I was mastrubating and right as i cummed, i heard someone coming. So i stuffed it all down my pants. It felt kinda good.

[ocguy]

Similar circumstance happened to me, but it was my sister.

[kyle95]

1st time necking with my gf after she touched my stomach and thighs

[keidriantiger]

I usually don't cause I go commando, only wear boxers for special occations, but I have

[toyota098]

nope i didn't. and i dont want to! haha

[FalconSmash]

I jizzed in my pants once. I won't go into detail WHY, but I did. And I personally don't bother cleaning it up if it's in my pants.

[Dylan98]

my at the time girlfriend was feeling on me and i couldnt hold it back

[bowlheadhere]

my at the time girlfriend was feeling on me and i couldnt hold it back

You came in front of your girlfriend when she was there right next to you?

[Θάνατος]

I have never came in my pants but I have had lots of precum leak out so it looks like I have peed my pants before.

[HelloWorld123456]

well when me and my gf get into a monkey business mood on the sofa ... sometimes i jizz lofl ... well i do precum a lot too ... it is orgasming without masturbating ... generally the orgasm is stroger lofl

[pizzamon]

I have once on purpose and other times due to wet dreams.

[Giles]

my at the time girlfriend was feeling on me and i couldnt hold it back

did you tell her you'd came??

[Giles]

sorry double post.

[Dylan98]

did you tell her you'd came??

We were at my house,i just told her i came and i cleaned it up, she wasnt freaked out or anything

[JackOfClubs]

I haven't actually no. I don't have wet dreams or anything and i usually j/o naked :D

[trevor20800]

ya. my dad came home and i forgot to close my bedroom door

[kjb0408]

i did once but only to be ably to say i jizzed in my pants .... wasnt in a grocery store though... or a night club ... or in a car ... or while looking out my window ... :P

[kniwtohynroh]

nope, its the same thing like wet dreams, and i dont like my underwear covered in cum... so i dont "literally jizzed in my pants"

[marktheman]

I did just yesterday. I was rubbing myself thru my pants and it got away from me. I don't like doing it cuz it's so messy, but sometimes my hormones go crazy and take over.

[LiGHT]

Haha yes I have. It seem like my dad always comes home at the wrong time and I have to shove it back and its almost become a regular thing.

[pokerface]

but my friends and i pretend to all the time when something awkwardly sexual happens.

HAHAHA!!!! OMG!!!
That is the funniest thing I've ever heard. That song was my ringtone for a while, and I love it. Do you mind if I adopt this idea? HA!


In response to the question,

Yes, I have. It was in Biology. Very awkward. You could smell it. My friend Amanda knew I think. She laughed for like 3 days about something, and I'm fairly certain that was it. No harm, no foul. At least in my opinion. It sucks though when you have very hairy upper legs. Invest in a nice exfoliating device.

[TODAYisTHEday]

When I wore a diaper about hmm... 12 years ago! Lol

[gone]

yes I have I was on the computer looking at porn and horny as hell and started rubbing my penis through my pants and I "jizzed in my pants" then I opened a window and a breeze came in and I.. you get the idea right lol

[Solosakuri]

Has anyone just randomly "jizzed in their pants" without masterbating...???

Yea,

[DTeen]

i have

[Donkey]

Nope, I haven't.

[SkyKing]

wet dream... and there was once i decided to try to wank without touching myself just yousing my brain and imagination and it happened !! i never thought it would but it was really funny that was the first time i did it in an areoplane too.

[nick]

If you count wet dreams then yes, I've cum in my underpants and/or pyjama bottoms. If you mean when awake, then no, never.

[Requin]

No I haven't.

And this isn't puberty really. Moving to General Questions.

[jocklin]

i did in skool cause i got hit n the nuts and it all just came out

[damn almonds]

what does "jizz" mean?

[nick]

jizz means cum, in this context

jizz used as a verb means ejaculate
jizz used as a noun means semen

[TheMastermind]

alright this might sound nasty but i dont clean it up i leave it in my pants beause i like the smell it makes down there

Haha I admit it, I agree. I like it!

[Antares]

Stories unfortunately aren't allowed.

Moving.

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