You know you from VT when...

[AllThatIsLeft]

Easy ... just list up things :P (should this be in the Arcade Room?)


!. You are in speaking terms with the Admins, Gmods, and Mods

...

[Donkey]

1. Someone asks you if it's okay to give your brother a blowjob

[Cloud]

you get random pms asking how big your dick is

[lamboman43]

When you get random PM's from people wanting to know your A/S/L.

[Sugaree]

You know you're from VT when seeing a thread entitled "Masturbation Help!" is nothing more than the daily norm.

[ShatteredWings]

when an unusual portion of the people are actually nice =)

[Aneklusmos]

When getting the sex talk you realize that VT already covered all of this and your getting bored. (happened to me today)

[OnlyByTheNight.]

When a load of people are very supportive and actually care about you. :D

[The Joker]

When you're told your poem is awesome.

When you get 10 adds on MSN a day, and the first thing they say to you is "asl?".

[Sugaree]

You know you're from VT when you have admitted that you joined by searching "masterbation" in Gooooooooooooogle.

[nachtspiegel]

About half of the people you text are out of your area code. At least, that's how it works for me. MySpace is part of that, too, but yeah, that was the first thing I thought of (other than the P101 comments.)

[ShatteredWings]

when you know the phone number of someone in a different country via myspace
(yes, i'm serious)

when clicking on someone's sig link can be dangerous (there's this one sig... creepyass)

[IAMWILL]

.....When almost all of your Skype friends have a different definition for the word bloody.

[AllThatIsLeft]

You know you are from VT when you see muffins you think of Adam xD

[ShatteredWings]

when people on here call you something totally diffrent than they do in real life

[Sugaree]

You know you're from VT when you make better connections with people you don't know than the people you already know.

[Underground_Network]

Woot! Paula thinks of me when she sees muffins! xP

You know you're from VT when you think of Andy when someone says something sexual... 0.o

[ManyPearTree]

1.if you've seen more "Banned users" than your total post count..

[lamboman43]

When you get more support from people on the internet than your parents.

[IAMWILL]

When you've shared more photos with people you don't know at all then your family or best friends.

[MoveAlong]

You think reputation is overall stupid.

[Wonder.]

When you find out there is MANY more teens out there like you.

[Flutterfly]

When you fit into just about everyone of these and are not surprised

[Mannequin]

you start getting depressed and question your sexuality.

[Dagenadriel]

...you would respond to your username if someone called you by it.

[AllThatIsLeft]

XD... classics....

You know you are from VT when you know the difference between TWPR and ROFTW is :P

[ManyPearTree]

If you have chosen to stay since Redcars's retirement from being an administrator..

[Kuervo]

hmm oh yh.when random ppl come up to u and tell call u sexy.....0_0 bleh i hate tht cuz im not sxy

[AllThatIsLeft]

you know you are from VT when you have got a " U R HOT! Msn?"
msg :P

[IAMWILL]

When you can explain exactly what Rokstarsk8ter69 did last night without knowing their name.

[Neverender]

You knows you're from VT when...


You actually read every post in this thread.

[OnlyByTheNight.]

....you have become better friends with people online then in real life.

[ManyPearTree]

You sya "lol" instead of laughing in reallife

and to whoever commented on my Alex statement I meant that you've been here at vt for a while not that Alex sucked or anything. He actually Still is cool now not being an admn :D

[ShatteredWings]

when you start using non-regional slang... and have to explain it

[Triceratops]

When slitting your wrists isn't particularly shocking.

[Rutherford The Brave]

You know you from VT when the new members ask is meh p3nis biggggg....?

[Triceratops]

You know you're from VT when the only reason you bought a mic and webcam is because of the Skype crew.

Meh, I still haven't got mine. :P

[Music Lover]

when you know the real names of all the frequent posters

[Underground_Network]

When an achievement is simply reaching a certain number of posts with at least two zeros after it. 0.o

[AllThatIsLeft]

you know you are from vt when you get a new face and you post a thread just to let people know

[Underground_Network]

You know you are from VT when smileys are used to represent emotion. 0.o

[Triceratops]

You know you're from VT when you post the most skankiest and unattractive photo and a whole bunch of people will say you're one of the most gorgeous people they've ever seen.

[Music Lover]

you know you're from VT because there will be loads of people saying you're lying to yourself

[Sugaree]

You know you're from VT when you know who has a diary and who's still on the waiting list.

[MoveAlong]

you have never felt a bigger need to punch someone in the face through the computer screen.
You spend too much time on the internet.
you need to get off the internet and go hang out with friends or make crafts or something.

[Triceratops]

When you feel forgotten by other VT-ers.

[MoveAlong]

when it's not weird to have 20+ year olds still visiting a teen site.

When everybody is sick of hearing about puberty, it shouldn't even be talked about any more, we know all about it and more! :P

[Music Lover]

when you can recognise the threads worthy of reading just by looking at the title

[Aneklusmos]

When not having a MSN is a little weird.

(why is this? why dont people use AIM?)

[IAMWILL]

When Serenity means Valeries Facebook status (oh I'm going to get if for that).

When Oblivion to you is somewhere in Washington.

[Underground_Network]

When you know how to type "/me" commands in the shoutbox/chatroom. 0.o

[OnlyByTheNight.]

....everyone is always being super positive towards you and always being super negative about themselves.

[AllThatIsLeft]

When you get so closed to the people that it`s embarrassing admitting things you didn`t matter before.

[MoveAlong]

when you think it's really weird when people don't know what "curious" means!

[ShatteredWings]

you know you are from vt when you get a new face and you post a threat just to let people know

a threat for what?



...when you point out smartass typos

[Sugaree]

You know you're from VT when penis size questions cover up about half the threads on page one in the Puberty for Boys section.

[Aneklusmos]

When you think about people in real life you try to match them to people on VT.
When someone IRL says something, you often think about something from VT

[ShatteredWings]

when you know far more about the opposite sex than you EVER wanted to know...

[Rutherford The Brave]

When you dont freak out when someone addresses you about puberty or sex.

[JackOfClubs]

When you've posted everything from computer specs to penis sizes in the space of 10 minutes

[Flutterfly]

When you know more people that you've never actually met then those that you have.

[theOperaGhost]

...when it is one of your homepages.

[Sunshine Girl]

You knows you're from VT when...

When ever somthing exciting happens your thinking "i want to go post this on VT"
lol

[Sunshine Girl]

...when it is one of your homepages.

lol its my homepage (:

[AllThatIsLeft]

When you understand the Usage of the buttom Edit.

Which i have used xD

[MoveAlong]

You accidentally read everything you see like it has something to do with what creeps talk about in the puberty forums. Ex: Public = Pubic

[IAMWILL]

When you look at a globe or large scale map and rename everywhere after your friends from VT.

When you forget the West Coast of the US and The UK are around 7,000 miles away.

When sitting in traffic you call all the red cars Alex.

[BlackenedSilver]

When you walk through a busy place, see someone and you can name who it looks like from VT.
(This happened to me, I saw a girl that looked exactly like Laura)

[nick]

You spend a lot of time telling people things that you dont want anyone to know about

[BuryYourFlame]

You know you're from VT when you start writing your friend's usernames on random chalkboards at school? o.0 :P (lol, i have actually done that)

[OnlyByTheNight.]

....you start to relise that people outside of the site don't understand your new obsessions with muffins and meerkats!

[BuryYourFlame]

Whenever you see a lizard, you think of Ichabod xP

[theOperaGhost]

You know pretty much all of the VT regulars by first (and possibly last) name instead of username.

[Triceratops]

When you've seen Marcie drive a firetruck...



You will see that one day.

[Music Lover]

When you start to think there's more hot chicks on VT than in real life... (happens to me)

[Aneklusmos]

When not being able to check VT for more than a few hours makes you start to freak out
(happens to me a LOT)

[IAMWILL]

When free sex is somewhere in England.

[MoveAlong]

you know you're from VT when you start a little petty argument and you can't get over your ego enough to shut up.

[AllThatIsLeft]

When u read something and know exactly what they are talking about without any questions asked.

[Ripplemagne]

When Ripplemagne makes you butthurt.

[Triceratops]

When you feel more accepted and loved here than in real life.

[OnlyByTheNight.]

....you can talk to people on here more than people in real life.

[Flutterfly]

...when you trust people on here more then in real life.

[Music Lover]

when it is completely normal to randomly shout "Muffin"

[Cloud]

you aquire texting buddies and actualyl use your phone for more than "hey mum can you come pick me up"

[BeautifulSilence]

Moved to the Arcade.

[Skeln]

When When you see so many things needing to be moved

[ShatteredWings]

when you go to other forums, and get repramanded for reporting a double post..

[Skeln]

When you see more and more of pics of people without their shirts on

[BlackenedSilver]

When you get forced to take pictures.
Or any pictures you do take you upload to the computer ASAP

When you open an internet window you automatically type virtualteen.org/forums into the address bar. (Thats if its not already your homepage)

[Triceratops]

When you love or hate Marcie's clothes.

Nahh erm...whenever you see the words "Administrators" or "Moderators" on an exam paper you immediately think of the VT staff.

[Skeln]

When you answer "Am I gay?" questions once an hour

[bowlheadhere]

When random people message/aim you with "A/S/O!!!!" in a way that makes them seem as though they are screaming at you in an interrogation room.

[Mzor203]

...when you feel like you've been on crack for the last year, but you've never touched an illegal substance in your life.

[nick]

you cant get the conversation you had last night out of your mind

[Skeln]

When you worship Sam (IAMSAM)

[Flutterfly]

when pretty much everyone on your MSN/AIM are from VT.

when most the people you talk to go through the same things as you and feel the same way about it.

[Skeln]

When you share your true self on here

[The Joker]

When you ask questions you wouldn't dare ask anywhere else.

[ShatteredWings]

when you have to restrain yourself from saying "THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD" when it's not being locked after a report...

[Skeln]

When you truely understand the meaning of gay and bi

[Flutterfly]

when you aren't afraid to tell a stranger they're sexy.

[Cloud]

when you see one of josh's sigs in 8/10 threads

[Skeln]

When you have more friends on here than in real life

[AllThatIsLeft]

when people repeat the same stuff over and over again O.o

[NightFighter]

When you defend people on VT when your parents say "you dont know who these people are! they might be pedos!"

When the sentence "There are no subscribed threads to display in this folder for this time period" upsets you.

When you worry about people you have never met.

[ThUnDeR]

hope noone said this and sorry if you already did
"when you are bombarded with pm's and msn invites every day

[The Joker]

when people repeat the same stuff over and over again O.o

when people repeat the same stuff over and over again O.o

[marty]

when you get random pm's every day asking to chat.

[NightFighter]

When you spend hours thinking of things to say in this thread. xP

When socialising means logging on to a computer.

[ThUnDeR]

When you spend hours thinking of things to say in this thread. xP

When socialising means logging on to a computer.

haha i like the first one cause its truee

when you arent scared to tell anybody your "personal" secrets

[Skeln]

When you feel like you have a second family

[Flutterfly]

When you feel like this is more your family then your actual family

When people start support groups and stick to it that work better then ones IRL

[BlackenedSilver]

When it gets to a point where you are actually embarrassed to post something because you are scared you might be judged for your thoughts before this. =/

[peaceloverugby]

I've got two:

When you stay up really late to chat with all your new friends from different continents

When you're no longer suprised that people are dating people in foreign countries

[BlackenedSilver]

You marry 2 people virtually then, When you go into a different room for a while, come back and you find out your virtually married to another person. :P

[Skeln]

When you have the most interresting conversations in your life online

[OnlyByTheNight.]

....you think about the people on here most of the time, even when you are offline.

[nick]

you know which people you've never met, and who've never met each other, are paired up

[ShatteredWings]

you've found yourself with someone who lives in a different country, yet same timezone.

or you've changed your username JUST to be a pest :P [I'm sorry, but it's STILL funny]

[Skeln]

When you find your true self online

[NightFighter]

When a stranger can make you happier than a person irl can.

[Reality]

When see topics on anal masturbation and watching porn with friends.

[Cloud]

when you find nice americans to play live with instead of the cocky 7 year olds who say 'your mom' in every sentence

[Bougainvillea]

You know you're from VT when you make a random friend from the UK. lol (Lana)

[Atonement]

When you see penis, self-harm, homosexuality, religion, news, spam, debates, pscyhiotic problems, and compassion all on the same page.

[Skeln]

When you and Sam adopt Jon

[MoveAlong]

When you see penis, self-harm, homosexuality, religion, news, spam, debates, pscyhiotic problems, and compassion all on the same page.

:thumbsup:

[Skeln]

When you marry Sam

[Sugaree]

When you are able to find out your sexuality from a single thread witout asking for help (Thanks for that Valerie :)).

[YourFriend]

When someone starts a thread: Help!!!

[NightFighter]

When you no longer think every teenager is out to get you

[ShatteredWings]

When you see penis, self-harm, homosexuality, religion, news, spam, debates, pscyhiotic problems, and compassion all on the same page.
This can be found if anyone's wondering, by clicking "new posts" :P
when hitting "search" is beyond annoying as fuck, yet useful at the same time.


when no one cares how much you swear :P

[Flutterfly]

When you don't want to sleep at night because you might miss something on VT

[MoveAlong]

When you see a thread named "Milky White Stuff" in Girl's Puberty and want to spit out your once delicious morning coffee.

[OnlyByTheNight.]

When you know random things about other countries, like all the diff time zones, that makes people ask you "how the hell do you know that?!?"

[YourFriend]

When i see Nick/Matt/Rex on my msn.

[nick]

When you wake up in the middle of the night and find you fell asleep with 3 vt tabs open plus 4 active conversations in msn

[Zephyr]

When you look at the puberty section, your head literally explodes.

[peaceloverugby]

When you're a Yank, but just happen to know what time it is in Sydney, Australia off the top of your head. (btw, if you're in the Central time zone, you just add three hours and switch from AM to PM or visa versa)

[ShatteredWings]

when you can do celsious conversions of the top of your head because nearly half the people you talk to don't know farehneht
(even while not knowing the 'forumla' thingie that's supposed to be accurate)

[Viral Death]

When you look at the depression area and you cry

[Holding On*]

When you wake up in the middle of the night and find you fell asleep with 3 vt tabs open plus 4 active conversations in msn

ROFL. Thats me! XD


When you don't want to go out with your one and only RL friend, becuase there is a funny conversation in the P101 boards. XD

[drpepper21]

you now your from VT when you hold a fiery rivalry for gov teen.

[Harley Quinn]

BUMP YES A BUMP


You know you're from vt when you no longer get shocked by the puberty sections but rather don't look because the title says it all :P

[Kaius]

You know you're from VT when noobs in p101 supposedly have a bigger penis than the last guy that joined for the same purpose ;)

[Harley Quinn]

You know you're from VT when you basically know everyones name

[CraigXD]

You know your from VT when....the 'Your Facts' Thread is your favourite thread of the whole forum

[Kaius]

You know you're from VT when there's only one person out of millions with the name Siobhan

[Bougainvillea]

You know you're fro- OH MY GOD NOOBS ARE TRYING TO-
*Phone line clicks*

[Harley Quinn]

You know you're from vt when you try to have a break from it..you come back 3 hours later


You know you're from vt when you've had a fight with a member and then you're best of friends

[SlightlySane]

You know you're from VT when all your phone conversations are late at night with someone 500 miles away

[Kaius]

You know you're from vt when mods fight over the report threads


You know you're from vt when your parents stop caring you have more online friends than real ones

[Appleton]

You know you're from VT when you can count on both hands how many relationships started on here

[Harley Quinn]

You know you're from vt when people go crazy at threads being bumped from like...years ago

[Obscene Eyedeas]

You know your from vt when you find an old p101 thread with an admin being the first to reply to it :P

[SlightlySane]

You know you're from VT when...

You dream about the people on here on a regular basis
You're heart still drops when that one certain someone makes a post
You actually laugh out loud at something in the chat room

[Harley Quinn]

You know you're from VT when you're in school and you see someone with the same name and accidently go "you're *insert username* "

[Obscene Eyedeas]

You know your from vt when you know all the things your guy friends like to do in private

[peaceloverugby]

You know your from vt when you know all the things your guy friends like to do in private

lol....so true

You know you're from VT when you're watching English Premier League because you want to know if your friends will be exuberant or depressed for the next week, not because you like football XD

You know you're from VT when, on school nights, you realise it's time to go to sleep once your Aussie friends start logging onto MSN.

[Obscene Eyedeas]

You know your from vt when your male friends aren't embarrassed that you know all about their fetishes lol

you know your from vt when your talking to someone thousands of miles away at nearly 2 in the morning and you have to get up in 4 hours

[YesterdaysNews]

You know you're from VT when a third of your contact list has a different area code :)

[peaceloverugby]

You know you're from VT (and the US) when your RL friends ask why you use MSN Messenger. "So I can talk to my cooler friends in cooler places. DUHHH"

[AllThatIsLeft]

You know you are from VT, when you see threads you created bumped, and you didn't remember making them xD

[Harley Quinn]

You know you're from vt when you confuse Paula :P


You know you're from vt when Teen Lifestyles hardly gets posted in

[CraigXD]

You know your from VT when you speak to your VT mates on MSN more than your real mates!

[Blood]

You know you're from VT when you get PMs asking you to cam.

[Harley Quinn]

You know you're from vt when there's members addicted to crazy shit like pie

[SlightlySane]

You know you're from VT when you can create a story about how you met a facebook friend in a split second

[peaceloverugby]

You know you're from VT when you have two facebooks, one of which is completely dedicated to VT peoples XD

[Harley Quinn]

You know you're from vt when it's accepted to be a ninja, and be invisible

[Scarface]

You know your from Vt when I see *meow* filling up the chat room past midnight

[Kaius]

You know you're from vt when the people here feel like more of a family than your own

[ShatteredWings]

You know you're from VT when someone you love is threatening suicide, it's killing you, and they live 500 miles away in another country.

[Kahn]

You know you're on VT when you type in the Virtualteen.org address.

[ShatteredWings]

Way to take the thread literaly

[Harley Quinn]

You know you're from vt when those people that do threaten sucide, know you're always there and won't let them do it because you've built bonds with people that makes them family/lover/friend

[BlackBetty]

You know your from VT when you know half the n00bs penis sizes.

[Kahn]

You know you're from VT when you see the site banner.

[BlackBetty]

You know your from VT when you are on first name basis with everyone.

[Atonement]

When you have the entire senior staff and most the mods on MSN for emergency contact and even more for just a chat. :)

When you don't think "jack off help" is an odd topic for teenagers to talk about.

[beedubs]

when you have to tell people over and over that masturbating with a friend will not turn you gay. along with watching gay porn