funniest joke in the world

[djunlogical]

okay this is simple and is for entertainment only, please no spamming, basically, everyone posts a joke and the idea is to have a fuier joke than the person before, so at the end we have the funniest joke in the world... I'll start with something easy;

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both
brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth
grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are! ? Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said
to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers
down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!

She said, "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!

[Death]

I'm not sure about posting a funnier one each time but heck, here's a joke:

Two hikers were walking through central Pennsylvania when they came upon a 6 foot wide hole in the ground. They figured it must be the opening for a vertical air shaft from an old abandoned coal mine.
Curious as to the depth of the hole, the first hiker picked up a near-by rock and tossed it into the opening. They listened....and heard nothing.
The second hiker picked up an even larger rock and tossed it into the opening. They listened....and still heard nothing.
Then they both picked up an old railroad tie, dragged it to the edge of the shaft, and hurled it down. Seconds later a dog came running up between the two men and jumped straight into the hole.
Bewildered, the two men just looked at each other, trying to figure out why a dog would do such a thing.
Soon a young boy ambled onto the scene and asked if either man had seen a dog around here.
The hikers told him about the dog that had just jumped into the hole.
The young boy laughed and said, "That couldn't be my dog. My dog was tied to a railroad tie!"


In fact, there's another topic on jokes and riddles here. (http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=194&page=56)

[Skeln]

So an engineer dies and goes to heavan. God says, "No way! You've done wrong! You're going to hell!" So the engineer goes to Hell.

A few weeks later, God calls Devil and says, "Hey Devil! How's it down there in Hell, where it's hot anf firery!? Devil responds, "well, it's been quite nice down here ever since you sent that engineer down here. He's fixed everything! We've now got fire extinguishers, runing water, a cooler, and it's been real nice.

God gets jelous and says, "Hey Devil! Send that guy back up here, because I never meant to send him to Hell." Devil says, "No way God! He's mine now!" God gets angry ans says, "If you don't send him back up here, I'll sue you!" Devil says, "And where do you think you'll get the laywers for that?"

[kag9901900]

thes are vary funy

[marty]

a man walk into a bar. His alcohol dependency is destroying his family.

[djunlogical]

what do you get if you cross a bulldog with a shitzu?
BULLSHIT!

[Donkey]

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he's got guts!
Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?

Yes, I went there. I love hedgehogs.

[Alfred Pennyworth]

Three amateur hunters get lost in the woods. One of them says "I remember hearing that if you get lost, just fire three shots into the air". They do this and wait an hour, but no help comes. They decide to try it again, and this time they wait two hours, but still no help comes. One of them suggests trying it again. Another of the hunters says "This better work. These are our last three arrows!"

OK, penance for the lame joke!

Two men are hunting in the woods when on of them falls down, and his eyes glaze over. His friend calls 911 and says,"I need help! I think that my friend is dead!" The operator says, "Sir, first you need to make sure that he's dead." The man says ok, silence for a moment and then a gunshot. Then he says "Now what?"

Seriously! It IS the end of the joke!