Yo moma jokes

[punkjake]

Burn someone above u with a yo moma joke or plain burn,Yo moma so fat she put mayonnaise on her diet pills

[Death]

Your mother is so ugly, your dad threw her out her own house and he was charged with littering!

[Skeln]

Your mama's so fat, everytime she backs up people hear a "beep beep beep beep beep"

[scuba steve]

your moms so old her breast milk is powder

[Cromm]

Yo mama's so dumb, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the 'W's.

[punkjake]

Yo moma so poor i saw her kicking a can i asked what she was doing and she said moving.

[zoom zoom]

Yo mama smells so bad she made an onion cry

[Zero Beat]

yo mum so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

[HelloWorld123456]

Yo Momma is so ugly they tought she was morphed cow-pig that escaped from some "Area 51"

[Skeln]

Yo Momma is so ugly they tought she was morphed cow-pig that escaped from some "Area 51"

Yeah not working out for me. Sorry to say but you kind of killed it.

Your mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!

[kenoloor]

Yo mama's so stupid she waited at a 'stop' sign 'till it said 'go'.

[zoom zoom]

Your mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car

[Death]

Your mother is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead and said that she needed to make up her mind.

[Skeln]

Your mama's so fat that when she went to a costume party in Japan, everyone started shouting "Godzilla!!!"

[Death]

Your mother is so ugly, when she walks through town, people think it's halloween!

[Skeln]

Your mama's teeth so yellow, that whenever she smiles traffic slows

[punkjake]

Your mama's teeth so yellow, that whenever she smiles traffic slows

yo moma so ugly i hear yo daddy meet her at a dog show and she won worlds most ugliest dog!

[Kuervo]

wow u guys r like so mean lol

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on a weight scale that the scale read only one person at a time

[punkjake]

yo moma so gheto she breast feed kool aid

[Kuervo]

yo mama so ugly tht when she went to the freak house the owner gave her a contract to work for him

[punkjake]

Heres a clasic,yo moma so old when she jumped into the ocean they started singing we are family,even though your fater than me

[Skeln]

Yo mama's so fat she made a sumo wrestler say, "DAAAAAMN!!!

[Death]

Your mother is so ugly, she stuck her head out of the window and got done for mooning!

[Skeln]

Yo mama's so stupid she saw a scholl bus with a bunch of white kids inside and yelled, "Stop that twinky!!!"

[fystr]

Yo momma teeth so yellow i can't believe it's not butter

[Skeln]

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, whenever she closes her mouth her stomach lights up

[Death]

Your mother is so fat, when she steps onto her scales, it says, "One at a time please.".

[Skeln]

That one was already used

Yo mama's so hairy people mistake her for chewbaca

[punkjake]

Yo momma arm pit so hairy I saw a dear jump in here and got lost XD

[Kuervo]

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

[Skeln]

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she's picked up, used, then thrown in the gutter yet she always comes back for more

[punkjake]

Yo moma so fat her blood type is Ragu

[Skeln]

Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Jar Jar (from Star Wars) comes with Pickles Pickles

[Death]

Your mother is so fat, she's on both sides of the family!

[punkjake]

Yo momma so stupid if you gave her a penny for her thought's you'd get change!

[L]

yo mama's so dumb she looked over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

[Death]

Your mother's so fat, she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck!

[punkjake]

Yo moma so ugly and stupid when she walk in a mirror shop she says whats up with all these ape pictures

[Iron Man]

Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money

[Music Lover]

Yo mama's so stupid, she reversed the car to get more gas

[Iron Man]

Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phonebook!

[punkjake]

Yo moma so poor when i took a family portage and i said cheese she said where?

[DarkWingedAngel]

yo mama's so stupid she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL

[Death]

Your mother is so ugly, when she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" to which her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it.".

[punkjake]

Yo moma so ugly when she got plastic surgery she walked out side on a hot summer day and 90% of her melted

[Viral Death]

Ok?

Yo moma is so stupid she thought your dads handgun was a blow dryer

[Iron Man]

yo momma is so fat, everytime she turns around its her birthday

[Viral Death]

Yo momma is so fat she has her own species in the whales. Her species name is Fat Land Whale

[punkjake]

yo moma is so fat when her pager goes off people think shes backing up

[YourFriend]

yo momma is so fat that when she finnaly reaches her bed upstairs, she says: what a long,strange trip it's been.

[Appleton]

yo mama's so fat that the picture u took of her last christmas is still printing!

[Kasoy]

Yo momas so fat, when she rides a bike she has to wear a "oversize" truck sign

[2D]

Yo mamas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

[Harley Quinn]

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

[Alfred Pennyworth]

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in and so do the whales which start singing "We are family! Even though you're fatter than me!"

[Sugaree]

Yo momma so dumb that she sold her car for gas money.

Yo momma so fat that she uses train tracks for a belt.

Yo momma so fat that she play pool with the planets.

Yo momma so fat that she got her own gravitational pull.

[Grayeyes]

Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped in the elevator, it went straight to hell ! :)