How do you hide it?!

[bowlheadhere]

I was wondering how you guys hide a spontaneous erection? While in regular school periods, or when you are in PE with gym shorts?

[coolkid1]

If you are wearing boxers AND wearing loose shorts, the boner probably won't be seen.
If youre wearing tight pants and/or briefs, then you need to try to avoid bending over, too much excited movement, and (without forcing it) covering your nuts. It seems weird but let your arms sag in front of you if you can. That's the best i can give.

[crjt]

i wear tight underwear. i heard that taping it to your leg with medical tape can work, but that might pull some hairs...

[CestDan]

You can hold you penis with the elastic of the boxers, briefs or whatever kind of underwear you use. It works for me.

Another thing you can do (if you have more time or you are sitting down) is thinking about something really disgusting.

Hope it helped you!!

[Kosley]

That can give you a blood clog if its left up there too long.. I wouldnt do that..

[Dragonite]

i herd if you sing the nation anthem it will make it go away im not sure if it works but it wouldnt hurt to try it. :)

[bowlheadhere]

i wear baggy pants(ish) (idk what "regular" 7s are...???) and boxers, but am 7.5 inches, so it doesnt really help, and if i put it through the elastic, it "peeks out"?

any more ideas?

[peaceloverugby]

You could wear compression shorts for underwear. That's what I used to do when life was more, um, spontaneous if you will

[bowlheadhere]

hahaha, thanks... they feel really... really good too. so you can do other things (if you know what i mean)?

[ThatCanadianGuy]

Even though walking around with a boner seems like suicide (easy to be seen) if you stay discreet (i.e. cover it with a binder) you might be able to literally walk it off, it just goes away as you`re walking. That somewhat worked for me anyway.

Also, a good mental trick I always did was look around me for anything written (i.e. signs on the wall or something) and read what it says and spell the words out. If I ever see a number, I spell out the number (i.e. if I see a 9 I say n-i-n-e in my head) and by basically occupying your mind with other tasks it just totally forgets about the bonder :D

[peaceloverugby]

hahaha, thanks... they feel really... really good too. so you can do other things (if you know what i mean)?

No actually I don't know what you mean, but then again I haven't slept in 36 hours

[bowlheadhere]

yea, i have tried that... i guess it is always awkward cause i get one at like the end of class, so i have to go walking to my next with a boner... it kinda sucks.

[Pudd]

put your hands infront if it in your pockets, keep your mind off it and push it down until it goes away, works for me

[Giles]

if its in school then just think about the ugliest, most annoying teacher you have naked and eating a burger... thhats wat i do.

[MichaelAdams1993]

For me I tuck it up and hold it in place with the waist line of my pants. It holds it against my body and keeps it out of site. Usually the spontaneous ones happen for me when I am sitting down but sometimes when you are standing just moving around a little bit helps it go away faster.

[bowlheadhere]

To Benmullet: I did that today, and it worked! i have hated that teacher soooo much! and yea! it worked! thanks for the help!

[The Joker]

I put my books down there when I'm reading, so I can just pretend to read and hide it.

[bowlheadhere]

Does anyone have advice when you are in basketball shorts, with no pockets, and you can't really change? I mean, I have tried the whole waist band thing, but my penis sticks out of it, and the elastic isn't strong enough for me.

[supernova8]

i put my hands in my pockets or sit down if u can
or else look at something else and u will forget abt the erection

[zacset]

That can give you a blood clog if its left up there too long.. I wouldnt do that.. This post is, for lack of a better word, bullsh*t. I presume Kosley is talking about having an erection for too long, if not, then I apoligise! :yes:

[Never_Forget]

I leave my shirt untucked, put my hands in my blazer pockets and cover it, then think about saggy wrinkly boobs and greasy dangly vaginas... lmao. Works for me [:

[Donkey]

I think of eating into a hedgehog's face. Pretty disgusting really, does the job.

[bowlheadhere]

Haha, I think I just have to find a way to temporarily hide it (ie, sit down and put ur hands in your lap), and then think of something disgusting that will make it go down.

Thanks for all of the responses.

[Shabe]

heyheyhey i have a solution i no wat u dothink about making out with ur gramma, with tounges. what a turn off. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! that WILL DEFINATELY work!

[bowlheadhere]

What if grandma's turn you on? Haha, just kidding, that isn't for me. It is kind of creepy how some people do though.

[scuba steve]

i always flip my boner into my waste band, it conceils it and feels awesome and when it becomes flacid it falls out back to normal

[plopalopa]

For me I tuck it up and hold it in place with the waist line of my pants. It holds it against my body and keeps it out of site. Usually the spontaneous ones happen for me when I am sitting down but sometimes when you are standing just moving around a little bit helps it go away faster.

i wel agree with this!! this is wot i do, jus tuk it up to ur pants and then its wil drop when its not hard anymore!!

[Boy-z725]

idk if this will work for you but try sing like the abc's or and easy song that u know

[pkid]

For me it help to think about watermelons...I don't know why..I just say watermelon in my head as many times until it goes down.. I don't know why this works, but it works for me

[Neverender]

i tuck it in my belt, or down my pant leg so it doesn't stick out.

[bowlheadhere]

Newfire-

1)Doesn't it hurt to "strangle" your member?
2)If i put it down my pant leg, wouldn't it show even more?

[homerallii1]

He was referring to the medical tape being fastened to your leg for extended periods of time. Which may give you a blood 'clot'. Do not fasten it to the point of pain. The medical tape is plausible but not nescessary.

Its not the end of the world to be seen with a stiffy guys. lol. Girls dont mind that much. GL and hope I helped.

[zoom zoom]

well it really just wants to go up so i lift my shorts quick and like tuck it up where it looks like nothing has happened. and then i dont look at the girl and think of a naked man to lower the effect lol.

[peaceloverugby]

i dont look at the girl and think of a naked man to lower the effect lol.

That wouldn't work for me lol

[zoom zoom]

That wouldn't work for me lol

lol it always works for me, but when im sitting down i can still stare at the girls lol

[peaceloverugby]

Well I get to stare at both :P in your face!

[zoom zoom]

Well I get to stare at both :P in your face!

lol so your Bi?

[peaceloverugby]

Oh, lucky guess. LOL yep, and I assume ur straight

[zoom zoom]

yeah i am

[zoom zoom]

lucky guess lol

[peaceloverugby]

R u sure you live in Canada, because the girl in ur pic looks like my neighbour

[zoom zoom]

yeah im sure lol in Vita Manitoba. even look in facebook justin james varnes, and you can look up my girl friend kelsey jordyn hildbrant

[peaceloverugby]

LOL alrite we'd better take this convo elsewhere or a mods gonna yell at us....pm me if u wanna keep talking

[HelloWorld123456]

put it under the waist band of the shorts ... well in gym shorts i is impossible to hide it ... it would still show a "bump" ... well i never found a way to hide it :( ... and when flaccid it still shows a bit ...

[Giles]

erm just wander around, waslk behind people until it goes down:) or if you really have to go jack off in the toilets.

[bowlheadhere]

Haha, your convos are kinda funny.

Anyways, thanks for the help... but, if i had a boner and jsut started looking around, i would get an even bigger boner. Nuf said. haha.

If you taped your penis to your leg, how would that work? I mean, do you kinda just carry tape and when no one is looking, you tape it? wouldnt that hurt to take off?

Any more suggestions?

[YourFriend]

Well, i usually get boneers while siting so it just wears off after some time...

[thecanadianfawcett]

if im in class periods i act as if nothing happend and no one probably notices and if im in gym class i do what we are doing in gym and just keep a low profile (eg not be loud or the centre of attention) and just again act as if nothing happend

[bowlheadhere]

Haha, I felt really bad for this one kid that got a boner in PE and the teacher called him up to demonstrate something, and it was like "BAM! BONER!" I felt really bad, that would have been hella embarrasing if that was me.

[Manny_R_718]

Its kind of confusing to describe, but I usaully do a hard math problem to get my mind off of it.

[scuba steve]

i run through my mind everything disturbing: like dead kittens, old nuns...really old nuns, Dawn French in a bikini. it'll go away in a flash

[bowlheadhere]

i run through my mind everything disturbing: like dead kittens, old nuns...really old nuns, Dawn French in a bikini. it'll go away in a flash

Haha! That is guarranteed to make it go down!

[metallicamaniac]

For normal classes, I usually always wear jeans. SO that helps.

[IanMilo]

for the pe one if you can wear whatever shirt you want get a really long one so that you can put it in the elastic and hanging out a bit dosnt have to be an issue

[JackOfClubs]

Ya its hard to hide it. If you can just sit down and hope for the best. It you can't, popping it into your waistband helps a bit.

[trevor20800]

I mean, I have tried the whole waist band thing, but my penis sticks out of it, and the elastic isn't strong enough for me.

the same happens to me, but that is the best way i have done to hide it. this last year my pe teacher made us run first so i would just get up and sprint in front so nobody could see it and it would be gone by the end of the run. (we run uphill)

[Requin]

Not really puberty...moving to General Questions.

[tbboltz92]

I'am just act likes it not there. If i don't make a big deal no one else wil either

[marktheman]

I've been lucky so far and never had one in gym shorts. I don't think I would be able to hide it no matter what I did.
In regular clothes, I either try to carry my books in front of me, or put my hand in my pocket and hold my penis up against my body. My hand might show on the front of my pants, but it's better than my penis showing.

[mrp1221]

i wear briefs

[LiGHT]

I just push down on it and it goes away or i just stop thinking about it.
I wear boxers and briefs.

[ThUnDeR]

i pushh down on it or stick it up on the strap and it goes away

[blue_wheat_3]

just praying...!

[marty]

step one: put hand in pants
step two: grab hold of penis
step three: lift up and hold between waistband of shorts/boxers and the tummy
step four: remove hand

make sure this happens quickly! or else it will be suspicious

[benjabubble]

I slip it up beneath my belt, or the waist of whatever I'm wearing, that keeps it upright, and in jeans and thicker material it masks it, in thin material it just makes it look like a natural bulge rather than an erection which is better than an obvious erection

[orangecounty]

I fold it up into the elastic.

[Alec]

tuck it up!

[bluebird384]

we just wore our underwear , with our gym shorts. i got a slight boner. i just moved it up to my stomach.

[lilum]

i wear tight boxer and that helps, just ractise fightin it cause i ushally think of somethin REALLY offputten before P.E just incase i get a hard on

[thisqboy4u]

Wear it up. Less obvious. If you're lucky enough to be big enough to put it under your waste band, then thats best. If you force it down, it's got to hurt. At least mine does.

[bluebird384]

just wear spandex with gym shorts over them. no problem then my brother did.

[ACQD139F83J]

I don't and no one seems to notice.

[Austintb]

The way i always do it is tuck it up in my boxers and then pull up me jeans so my boxer are below my jeans and the head isn't sticking out. It always works perfect for me

[gone]

tuck it up into you're waist band, so its facing upwards

undetectable ;)

lol

[john909]

i push it to the sidee so its not AS noticable

[Tightjeans]

Guess I am different because I don't try to hide it. Its natural. My brothers, both older , say the same.

[Tightjeans]

Guess Iam am different from most -I don't try to hide it. Very comfortable with myself. My older brothers feel the same.