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Requin
June 11th, 2009, 05:01 AM
A man faces a hefty fine and a driving ban after being caught having sex with his girlfriend while speeding on a motorway in Norway, police have said. Officers initially trailed the couple's car after noticing it was swerving from side to side and travelling at 33km/h (20mph) over the road's speed limit.
But they soon realised the erratic driving was due to the woman "sitting on the man's lap", a spokesman said.

After filming the exploit for evidence, they pulled them over at a rest area.
The 28-year-old man's punishment will be decided within the next week, but police said he was likely to face a fine of several thousand Norwegian kroner and a lengthy driving ban.

"Why they did it on a highway with such a high risk we don't know," Tor Stein Hagen, a superintendent with Soendre Buskerud Police District, told the AFP news agency.
"[The vehicle] was veering from one side to the other because the woman was sitting on the man's lap while he was driving and doing the act, shall we say," he added.
"He couldn't see much because her back was in the way."
Despite her prominent role in the incident, the 21-year-old woman was permitted by police to drive her lover home.

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And journalists being journalists, thinking that we're all idiots, have provided a map just in case you don't know where Norway is. Pathetic.
This bit is my favourite: After filming the exploit for evidence Yeah right. Evidence, sure whatever you say.

ShatteredWings
June 11th, 2009, 05:33 AM
And pepole are stupid enough to do this?

Eyes on the road..

RaisingSand
June 11th, 2009, 07:40 PM
at 33km/h (20mph) over the road's speed limit.

...!

Ripplemagne
June 11th, 2009, 07:48 PM
Ha. I need to show Kale.

scuba steve
June 11th, 2009, 08:01 PM
well he does deserve what he gets as he could've crashed and baddly injured himself and others, but i doubt he'll be gettin that evidence vid back

Ripplemagne
June 11th, 2009, 08:02 PM
...I would want the video back.

scuba steve
June 11th, 2009, 08:03 PM
yea but i dont think the peelers will want to part with it

Sage
June 12th, 2009, 05:53 PM
Just when you think you're deviant enough, someone like this comes along. Damnation.

scuba steve
June 12th, 2009, 05:55 PM
what do you mean and r u talking about me?

Sage
June 12th, 2009, 07:04 PM
what do you mean and r u talking about me?

I was using 'you're' in the general sense, not aimed at anyone. If I aimed it at you, I would've quoted you.

Master_Miyagi
June 12th, 2009, 07:11 PM
And pepole are stupid enough to do this?

Eyes on the road..

seems like his eyes (and other body parts :rolleyes:) were a little busy at the time :P

Sugaree
June 12th, 2009, 07:57 PM
And pepole are stupid enough to do this?

Rule number one of driving: Eyes on the road, not the titties.

Sapphire
June 12th, 2009, 08:01 PM
Legendary

Ripplemagne
June 12th, 2009, 08:03 PM
Rule number one of driving: Eyes on the road, not the titties.

In whose book is that?

http://questionabletopic.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/distractions.jpg

Sugaree
June 12th, 2009, 08:08 PM
http://questionabletopic.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/distractions.jpg

........I'm sorry what were you saying? Oh yeah, right :P A bit off topic, but I think this has been photoshopped. Sure, there are a few percentage of women with rather large breasts, but not THAT big. It looks like something out of a cartoon xD

Sage
June 13th, 2009, 12:59 AM
........I'm sorry what were you saying? Oh yeah, right :P A bit off topic, but I think this has been photoshopped. Sure, there are a few percentage of women with rather large breasts, but not THAT big. It looks like something out of a cartoon xD

You don't get out much. I've got a friend who's breasts are larger than her head, individually. Gives her back problems.

Ripplemagne
June 13th, 2009, 01:13 AM
To be fair, he's fourteen. He's used to girls who are just budding, so seeing sweater puppies like that is like finding the holy grail.

Sage
June 13th, 2009, 01:20 AM
To be fair, he's fourteen. He's used to girls who are just budding, so seeing sweater puppies like that is like finding the holy grail.

I have yet to meet a 14 year old who had not watched porn.

ShatteredWings
June 13th, 2009, 07:35 AM
This isn't supposed to be a boob thread.....
but thoes DO look photoshopped. and yes i know. the fact that i even bothered to look :P


what posed a guy to let someone SIT ON HIS LAP while driving and SPEED? lol wtf?

Sugaree
June 13th, 2009, 06:02 PM
To be fair, he's fourteen. He's used to girls who are just budding, so seeing sweater puppies like that is like finding the holy grail.

Oh please, with some of the girls I know, they're flatter than sanded wood :P I've seen large ones, but not THAT large.

Ripplemagne
June 13th, 2009, 06:03 PM
Hahaha. I was going to rep you for that because it made me laugh, but, apparently, I already repped you. But yes, there are knockers to that degree, believe it or not. They're, actually, relatively unattractive, but still. ;P