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Eddie22
June 10th, 2009, 05:09 PM
Dose anyone have some good simple recipes for lube? Please share.
Skeln
June 10th, 2009, 05:53 PM
Vaseline is probably the best thing out there without buying actual lube
nick
June 10th, 2009, 06:08 PM
1. take 1 £5 note
2. goto supermarket
3. find lube on shelf near the headache pills etc.
4. take lube to checkout
5. buy lube

I find this recipe very reliable
notsure101
June 10th, 2009, 09:03 PM
Spit!
Koman
June 10th, 2009, 11:22 PM
Spit!




Its fun till you run out and then ur dick is like 25% dry and you cant rub it till you work up a new spit.
humanesquire
June 11th, 2009, 04:50 AM
http://jackinworld.com/library/articles/lubes.html this is a handy webpage
toyota098
June 11th, 2009, 04:51 AM
water is good enough for me...
humanesquire
June 11th, 2009, 04:54 AM
Baby oil, other oils, and lotions work well outside the shower. Inside it, however conditioner and shaving cream work really well.
Noobzilla
June 11th, 2009, 01:26 PM
i want something like vaseline but im alergic to it.
djunlogical
June 11th, 2009, 02:09 PM
heat some vasaline till its runny (but not hot), thengo to the bathroom and grab some hand lotion / moisturiser (or both)... works a treat
lengthy_brochure
June 11th, 2009, 08:13 PM
I've been jacking off for years with nothing. I just tried Vaseline and it is AMAZING.
scuba steve
June 11th, 2009, 08:14 PM
1. take 1 £5 note
2. goto supermarket
3. find lube on shelf near the headache pills etc.
4. take lube to checkout
5. buy lube

I find this recipe very reliable

hahaha funny stuff
The Joker
June 11th, 2009, 10:31 PM
1. take 1 £5 note
2. goto supermarket
3. find lube on shelf near the headache pills etc.
4. take lube to checkout
5. buy lube

I find this recipe very reliable

Exactly.
MARiFOX
June 12th, 2009, 12:05 AM
water is good enough for me...

waters worse than dry for me. :/
LMNOP
June 12th, 2009, 12:22 AM
Go to a store grab a lubricant bottle and bring it to the register and buy it. Go to a young women because chances are they bought lube and condoms before they do not say anything to you about it the just scan it and tell you the total. I bought condoms yesterday and i just hella nervous but i just thought of a hot chick in my head and that helped.
oregonscientific
June 12th, 2009, 06:16 AM
1. take 1 £5 note
2. goto supermarket
3. find lube on shelf near the headache pills etc.
4. take lube to checkout
5. buy lube

I find this recipe very reliable

Perfect! LOL
scuba steve
June 12th, 2009, 06:19 AM
Go to a store grab a lubricant bottle and bring it to the register and buy it. Go to a young women because chances are they bought lube and condoms before they do not say anything to you about it the just scan it and tell you the total. I bought condoms yesterday and i just hella nervous but i just thought of a hot chick in my head and that helped.

you got condoms:eek: i thought that was like one of those thing you have to be 18 to get like booze

btw no lube works fine for me
Zero Beat
June 12th, 2009, 06:35 AM
1. take 1 £5 note
2. goto supermarket
3. find lube on shelf near the headache pills etc.
4. take lube to checkout
5. buy lube

I find this recipe very reliable

Works everytime for me XD but mine would be $5 note XD :cool:
maeniel
June 12th, 2009, 06:47 AM
you got condoms:eek: i thought that was like one of those thing you have to be 18 to get like booze

btw no lube works fine for me

theres no age limit on buying condoms...
and they can get in trouble for refusing them too you...

but personally, I always go too target or somewhere with a selfcheckout for these things....avoid the anoying salespeople