Sex toys

[pennywise_worshiper]

What kind of home made sex toys can you make?

[plopalopa]

wel i duno rely!
most people wudnt recomend them but u cud use a banana or cucumber
or perhaps a brush handle, sumot lyk that

[scuba steve]

electric tooth brush?

[Ender]

Some people use pens, highlighters, and mardi gras beads

[plopalopa]

oh yh ive used pens b4, gud way to start off small

[notsure101]

Like as a toy for your ass or like a fake vagina?

[scuba steve]

fake vagina haha that sounds sad no offense

[ThatCanadianGuy]

fake vagina haha that sounds sad no offense

What's with the double standard? Why is it "cool" or "empowering" for a girl to have a dildo but its "sad" for a guy to have a fake vagina? Shouldn't we be treated equally? Jeeze! That's always been an annoying dichotomy to in my opinion. For some reason its more taboo for guys to have a sex toy; I think its kinda backwards thinking.

[humanesquire]

Candles maybe?

[toyota098]

Candles maybe?
lol...candies...i wonder who would try that...not me though...

[humanesquire]

lol...candies...i wonder who would try that...not me though...
O_o im scared to sleep now...:eek:

[tommo]

i actually have a fake rubber vagina......they really do work quite well once lubed up

[scuba steve]

What's with the double standard? Why is it "cool" or "empowering" for a girl to have a dildo but its "sad" for a guy to have a fake vagina? Shouldn't we be treated equally? Jeeze! That's always been an annoying dichotomy to in my opinion. For some reason its more taboo for guys to have a sex toy; I think its kinda backwards thinking.

i don't think its weird for guys to have sex toys, it's just ive seen fake vaginas on the internet and they look really weird kinduv like predators mouth from avp

[nick]

lol...candies...i wonder who would try that...not me though...
Candles are a ok if the end isnt too pointy. Its best not to light them though!

[scuba steve]

Candles are a ok if the end isnt too pointy. Its best not to light them though!

lmao that'd be sore in the mornin boy

[dwindala]

i actually have a fake rubber vagina......they really do work quite well once lubed up

Those things ROCK!!

[Blofeld]

i actually have a fake rubber vagina......they really do work quite well once lubed up

:eek: LOL Would love one myself :yes: :P

[scuba steve]

where'd you get it, internet?

[Willie Wonka]

I hope this isn't a bad thing, but, get a glove and a decent sized rag towel. Put the glove on top of the rag towel, and roll it up (Like a carpet). just make sure the end of the glove (Where your hand goes in) is sticking out at the end of the rag towel. Then, pull the out sides of the glove around the towel.

Then, lube it up, and have fun. It feels really good, and, once your done, pull the glove out, tie it up, and throw it away. No mess.

[scuba steve]

would it not be easier just usin the glove cus that sounds real awkward and a bit big to fit up your ass

[Willie Wonka]

would it not be easier just usin the glove cus that sounds real awkward and a bit big to fit up your ass
Its not for anal masturbation.


When you put the glove around the ends of the towel, it creates a hole. Its kinda like a fake vagina.

[plopalopa]

ive dun that before wot u sed and it was gud to start with but sorta feel apart quite easily!

[Willie Wonka]

ive dun that before wot u sed and it was gud to start with but sorta feel apart quite easily!
Not if you use rubber bands around it to keep it together ;) I forgot to include that in my post.

[scuba steve]

o hahahaha:whoops:

[The Joker]

Candles are a ok if the end isnt too pointy. Its best not to light them though!

I was automatically thinking of lit candles, so I was kinda thinking "what the fuck?!".

[tommo]

na im 19 so im aloud in the adult stores here in oz they arnt so cheap to buy like that though

[scuba steve]

i'd be really embarassed to do that as i'd prob forget my id and bring loads of weird shit up to the counter and them telling to put it all back lmao

[volaricc55]

would it not be easier just usin the glove cus that sounds real awkward and a bit big to fit up your ass
thats suppose to be a fake vagina not a dildo lol

[scuba steve]

i know i just found out a couple posts ago hahaha:whoops:

[Blofeld]

What things do you stick up your ass? I would like some ideas. Thanks

Yes this is a bit similar to the "Sex Toys" thread but I thought I would make my own So i am not stealing any one else s thread. :)

[masterman]

the back end of a toothbrush works....small stuff thats not sharp in any way really

[Blofeld]

Will try and find a old toothbrush. Thanks.

[BeautifulSilence]

Yes this is a bit similar to the "Sex Toys" thread but I thought I would make my own So i am not stealing any one else s thread. :)

Duplicate threads are not allowed. Merged.

[Blofeld]

Sorry :(

[tyler69]

look it up on google

[mynameissam]

cut the end of a cucumber, put the cucumber in the microwave for a minute or so, hollow i tout with a tea spoon and there you have it, a nice wet tunnel of love... put a hole in the end to let out the trapped air.. maybe slit down it if your willy is too big...
thennn i guess you could always put this between your bed and your mattress and do thee old humpy hump oh i don't know gimme a breakkkkkkkkkk

[The Ninja]

Candles maybe?

owwwwwwwww!!!!!!! Wonder if anybody light it

[scuba steve]

cut the end of a cucumber, put the cucumber in the microwave for a minute or so, hollow i tout with a tea spoon and there you have it, a nice wet tunnel of love... put a hole in the end to let out the trapped air.. maybe slit down it if your willy is too big...
thennn i guess you could always put this between your bed and your mattress and do thee old humpy hump oh i don't know gimme a breakkkkkkkkkk

thats an incredibly sick but brilliant idea, have you tried it?

[plopalopa]

im wel guna try th cucumber thing!! ace!!

[rubidoux]

Whatever you use, just make sure it's clean so you don't get an infection or something.

[Cromm]

google is your friend, lol! :P

[pkid]

As someone said the banana.. You need to get a banana that is yoir size, cut both ends, duct-tape the entire banana, squeeze out or take out the banana inside, then put your junk inside the banana when your junk isn't hard. Then you make it hard and just start jacking off. Oh and some may say it's tight, but that's probably the cheapest and closest way to a small-medium sized girl private

[bowlheadhere]

I tried the cucumber thing a while back, and it works amazingly! But don't make the mistake of microwaving it too long... ***ouch***

[YourFriend]

Ah, i used to use a pen then started on going to some wider things, but i could never find the prostate:P :(

[Giles]

i have no idea but if theres something interesting i'll try it and report if it worked for me on here :)

[bowlheadhere]

I have one quick question...???

Do you guys who use anal toys, are you straight/gay/bisexual? Just wondering... please don't take if offensively, and if I offended you I'm sorry.

[Giles]

i dont think any1 will get offended, and i dont use toys but i stick my fingers up there sometimes... and im bi-gay

[scuba steve]

im straight and i've tried it more than once

[GlamourOfTheKill]

i dont think any1 will get offended, and i dont use toys but i stick my fingers up there sometimes... and im bi-gay

I doubt anyone will get offended also.

Occasionally i do anal stimulation...with pens, sometimes when in bath i use ma fingers.

I'm bisexual.

[Antares]

Remain on topic please.

[samscouse]

put some lube on a drumstick if you have one and put it up your anus feels great or you could get an electric toothbrush that turns really quickly and put it up there feels great

[Cromm]

As the mod removed the link in my post, but is fine with the topic in general (otherwise he'd have locked it), let me just say that when you google "Home made sex toys", you'll find some suggestions in the first few links.

[orangecounty]

put some lube on a drumstick if you have one and put it up your anus feels great or you could get an electric toothbrush that turns really quickly and put it up there feels great

Ouch, an electric toothbrush! That sounds almost as painful as putting an electric toothbrush to your eye. But I guess if it works for you. I have used the toothbrush handle (not the bristle side). But then again, I am no expert on anal stimulation...I have only done it twice myself. I am mostly straight.

[Giles]

well i tried the bananna thing a few days ago... it kinda um... failed
i wouldnt recommend it.

[pkid]

well i tried the bananna thing a few days ago... it kinda um... failed
i wouldnt recommend it.

Did you use duct tape to make sure it doesn't break? And did you also put it in when it wasn't hard?

[ktm rider]

you hand

[mynameissam]

litle bit late but yeah i've tried the cucumber thingggg... well worth the effort.. dispose discreetly though.. lasts a day or two too... best if it's still a bit warm like!

[exoticracerx]

What's with the double standard? Why is it "cool" or "empowering" for a girl to have a dildo but its "sad" for a guy to have a fake vagina? Shouldn't we be treated equally? Jeeze! That's always been an annoying dichotomy to in my opinion. For some reason its more taboo for guys to have a sex toy; I think its kinda backwards thinking.

EXACTLY^^ somebody who thinks lol

[mrp1221]

candles would hurt, and they might start melting or might break off

[CestDan]

well, there are many things, you can get toothbrushes, carrots, markers or just your fingers.

[malibueedudde]

cutopen banaha

[LiGHT]

I'm straight and I use my hand :P
If you aren't straight I guess you could use a vibrator or a dildo O.o I don't know any homemade sex toys you can make.

[ThUnDeR]

i just usee my handd

[mustang]

i have personally used the end of a tooth brush a maglight a dildo ascrewdriver handle

[trouble]

Pens or somthin

[yuppies]

Over 2 months old, no bumping!

[IAMWILL]

^^ Saying things like that doesn't help, please just report and move on. Since thread is old and inappropriate, :locked: